At the foot of the Ethereal Peak, one fat and one thin, one tall and one short, two figures, one red and one green, stood still, and two strange-looking faces looked up at the top of the towering mountain at the same time.

"Iron Bull, you said that the blue light came from here?" Li Tiezhu tilted his head and looked at the towering peaks, his eyes were shining with fierce light, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"yes!" Li Tieniu nodded, and also looked up at the top of the mountain peak, with a look of excitement and anticipation.

"Let's go! Mountain! Li Tiezhu looked at it for a long time, shouted, and waved his big hand, as if there were thousands of troops and horses behind him.

"Okay!" Li Tieniu replied excitedly and quickly kept up with Li Tiezhu's pace.

With his little short legs, Li Tiezhu took one step, and he had to take two steps to keep up.

The flowers have two petals, one on each branch.

On the other side, Lin Hong was standing at the door of the newly built villa, holding the old dog in his arms, looking at the balance line in the distance, and his handsome face was quite emotional.

It's as if it came out of an ink painting.

Of course, if it weren't for the wet hair on his head that affected the overall appearance, it would really be like a painting.

Yes, you read that right, it's the wet hair that affects the beauty of the whole picture.

How does it affect? Take a closer look, what is the expression of the old dog in his arms? Have you ever seen that expression that you want to get rid of all the fur on your body?

No? You're so lucky today that you can finally see that tangled look that wants to explode but can't do anything about it.

You see, how cute the old dog's expression is when he bares his teeth and wants to bark but can't!

Well, don't get me wrong, Lin Hong's wet hair is not a gift from God, but ......

Just now, Lin Hong took a tour of the entire villa, and I have to praise it, the uncle is the uncle, and there is really no discount in this work attitude.

Of course, the premise is that the power of all worlds must be in place.

In addition to enjoying the heating enjoyed by the Meidi air conditioner, Lin Hong also went to the kitchen and toilet, not to mention the complete cooking equipment, but the operation of the automatic mode, which had already stunned him.

Have you ever seen a cooking appliance that can cook for yourself? Haven't heard of it? But Lin Hong had seen it just now.

Have you ever seen a table where you can clean up your own dishes and chopsticks? Haven't heard of it? But Lin Hong had seen it just now.

Have you ever seen a toilet bowl that helps you wash your butt? Haven't heard of it? But Lin Hong had just used it.

No, a new wet hair is due to the toilet.

The peculiar posture of washing hair with the toilet, who has ever done it? And Lin Hong has just unlocked this achievement.

I ask you, who else?

This achievement was unlocked not because Lin Hong was stupid and put his head into the toilet bowl to wash, but because the artificial intelligence in the toilet was too fake!

Yes, it's fake! Have you all heard of the face brushing system? But have you ever heard of the stock farming system?

The brush system, yes, is the brush butt certification system.

Seeing this, you should know how Lin Hong's black hair is wet, right?

After all, in Lin Hong's limited daily knowledge in his twenties, he has never seen any stock brushing system, let alone knowledge, and he has never even heard of it.

So as soon as he saw the interface of the stock brushing system open, Lin Hong stretched his head over excitedly.

So, a wonderful misunderstanding arose!

And this is not something that makes Lin Hong feel a lot of emotion.

What pierced his heart the most was the sentence that the toilet artificial intelligence replied after brushing his face, which successfully pierced his heart.

"The swiping certification is successful, and since you are using it for the first time, your butt shape information has been included!"

What's even more ruthless is that after replying, when Lin Hong was stunned when he heard this, a water arrow swept over his head and face, wetting his hair and waking him up.

Yes! My peerless handsomeness! Lin Hong covered his face, picked up the old dog and ran out of the villa, stood at the door, and looked into the distance.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I going to do with that toilet?

The three questions of the soul echoed in Lin Hong's mind for a long time, endlessly, making him feel confused about doubting life.

I don't know how long he stood there, Lin Hong's thoughts returned to his body, and as soon as he lowered his head, he saw two different colors shaking in the distance.

Lin Hong squinted, looked at it, and couldn't help blurting out, "!" ”

What are these two varieties? Do all the monkeys and beasts wear clothes now? And the gorilla-like beast in front of you is too big, right?

That sharp-beaked monkey with a monkey face on its cheeks is called Monkey Sailei, right? Then why does the monkey face look so stumbling and thunderous?

Also, what the hell are the two of them wearing? What the hell is this feeling of being so red that it makes people dizzy and green that makes people panic? Lin Hong clutched his chest, inexplicable for a while, there was no way, this visual impact was too great.

Wait, is that embroidery a dragon? Wrong! Lin Hong's eyes widened and he looked carefully.

When Lin Hong saw clearly the embroidered things on the red and green robes of the two 'monkey beasts', he couldn't help but snort, "That's Pipi shrimp, right?" It's definitely Pippi shrimp, right? ”

Lin Hong is still very confident in his eyesight, the embroidery looks like a dragon from a distance, and looks like a centipede up close, only to find out that it is a pipi shrimp after a closer look.

In order to confirm that he was not mistaken, Lin Hong walked towards the bottom of the mountain.

When he got closer, Lin Hong realized that it was not two fierce beasts that had gone up the mountain, but two strange-looking humans.

This made Lin Hong feel even more crying and laughing, it doesn't matter if he looks strange, if he even has such a peculiar taste, it is really a bit excessive.

Seeing the two living treasures coming closer, Lin Hong finally couldn't hold back anymore and laughed, because he was finally sure that the embroidery on the robes of the two was definitely two leather shrimp! It's still the kind that is cooked and hunched.

The two brothers of the Li family naturally also saw Lin Hong's arrival, although they didn't know what Lin Hong was laughing at, but it didn't matter, if they were bandits, they weren't afraid of meeting people!

The two sides walked to a distance of ten meters and stood still, the two brothers of the Li family had serious faces and sharp eyes like knives, while Lin Hong, on the other hand, was already smiling so hard at this moment.

"You... Ha ha... You guys... Ha ha... It's what's the matter... Ha ha... What? Lin Hong smiled and said hello, wanting to ask the other party's purpose.

But as soon as he saw the robe on the other party's body, it was still the kind of red and green that hit each other, Lin Hong couldn't help but want to laugh, although he felt a little impolite, but he really couldn't help it, because he couldn't stop laughing!

Before Lin Hong could take any measures to stop his laughter, a word from the big man on the other side made his smile gradually dissipate.

In fact, Li Tiezhu, the eldest brother of the Li family, didn't say anything turbulent, nor was it an insulting word, but just two words, "robbery!" ”

After saying that, he also widened his bull's eyes, and a fierce intent burst out of his eyes.

Not to mention, his momentum can really scare people.

At least, the smile that kept surging in Lin Hong's heart was bluffed and stopped popping up.

"Robbery?" Lin Hong looked at the two brothers of the Li family, his brows furrowed slightly, and the hands holding the old dog tightened.

Robbery!

Lin Hong has traveled through two worlds, and he can be regarded as a knowledgeable person, but so far in his life, he has really not been shouted at for robbery in person.

When he was robbed for the first time, he couldn't help but panic a little.

But after waiting for a while, Lin Hong couldn't help but feel a little weird, it seems, something is missing from this robbery?

"Yes, that's right! Rob! The little man next to the tall man also shouted with a rainbow, he was Li Tieniu, the second eldest of the Li family.

He was like his eldest brother, and after he finished shouting, he glared at the boss vigorously, but the man stood motionless, did not draw his knife, did not step forward, and seemed to be waiting for something.

In this way, the atmosphere became more and more eerie in this strange situation.

I don't know how long it took, but Li Tieniu, who was more impatient, finally couldn't help but pull Li Tiezhu's sleeve and asked in a low voice, "Big brother, why hasn't this kid been scared to death?" ”

"How do I know, could it be that your kid's eyes are not scary enough?" Li Tiezhu also replied in a low voice.

To be honest, Li Tiezhu's eyes can indeed bluff people, but Li Tieniu is far from the same, and even his honorable and wide-eyed appearance looks a little funny.

Coupled with his green flustered robe and embroidered with hunched shrimp, it makes people want to laugh from the bottom of their hearts.

If it weren't for Lin Hong being bluffed by the two of them with a sentence of 'robbery', it is estimated that Lin Hong would have already rolled on the ground with a smile.

After the two brothers of the Li family muttered a few words, they no longer spoke, but worked their eyes, and vigorously raised their eyelids, vividly describing Lin Hong's tear-splitting expression.

The two parties stared at each other, and after a full five minutes, the atmosphere became more and more weird in the silence, and Lin Hong finally couldn't help but speak first, "Robbery? You're pulling out a knife for me! ”

Seeing that Lin Hong didn't seem to be scared to death, and he wasn't even afraid at all, the two brothers couldn't help but look at each other, and said in unison: "Why don't you die?" ”

"Why should I die?" Lin Hong's face was inexplicable, and he looked at the Li brothers with a look that you two were afraid that they would not be fools.

"Shouldn't you be scared to death by the terrible eyes of our brothers?" The Li brothers once again spoke in unison.

Hearing this, Lin Hong's expression froze, and then he looked at the eyes of the Li brothers with a serious face, and nodded seriously, "The eyes of the two of you are indeed terrifying, big and tall, your eyes look like Tibetan mastiffs, and you look like a Tibetan mastiff, and you look like Erha!" ”

"Tibetan mastiff? Erha? Such a strange name made the two brothers of the Li family look at each other, and once again asked in unison, "What did it come from?" ”

"Oh! It's nothing, it's just two very terrifying canine beasts! Lin Hong snorted, almost not having fun, but when he saw the serious expressions on the faces of the Li brothers, he still held back.

"In that case, then why weren't you scared to death?" Li Tieniu's eyes widened, and he gestured twice with the crutch in his right hand.

Li Tiezhu slapped the back of Li Tieniu's head, "What are you talking about those useless things", and then glared at Lin Hong, "Rob!" ”

Li Tieniu covered the back of his head and nodded again and again, "Okay, big brother!" After speaking, he glared at Lin Hong with eyes that looked like Erha, and glared at Lin Hong vigorously.

Lin Hong was speechless, where did these two living treasures come from? Is this going to laugh at me so that I can inherit my suzerain?

In the silence, Lin Hong heard Li Tiezhu, who was staring wide-eyed, muttering in a low voice, "Sample, I don't believe that I can't stare at you!" ”