Suddenly, the lights came on!

"Senior Brother......

I didn't pay much attention to it, now I don't take the evil ghost in my eyes at all, I have a lot of damn things, and any random scattering can make him hurt his vitality.

When I looked back, I saw a woman standing at the door, wearing a Taoist robe, carrying a gray satchel and combing a Taoist bun.

Devil!

"Demons! Eat my boy's pee! I shouted, shook it hard, and Qingquan soared out two or three meters and rushed towards my junior sister.

Get ready for a pinpoint strike!

The junior sister exclaimed in surprise, quickly took two steps back, narrowly avoided my attack, and her tone was a little angry: "You...... Rogue! ”

I'll go, you male ghost, say I'm a hooligan?

"You look like a woman! It's a pity that Lao Tzu is determined, and he will clean up these insects and fight with you again! As I spoke, I felt that the "kidney water" had run out, and I shook twice, and was about to close the zipper when something flew towards me.

I tried to hide, but I was in no hurry, and I was hit by that thing.

It doesn't hurt!

No itching!

But damn it, I can't move.

"Zhang Qianxiu, you are such a hooligan, I knew I wouldn't come to help you!" A female voice came from the doorway.

There was anger in her tone, and she was a little angry, but it couldn't hide the crispness and beauty of her voice.

Could it be that it's really my junior sister?

Or is it my illusion?

I was a little unsure and tried to speak: "Are you really my junior sister?" ”

"Don't call me junior sister! I'm ashamed to be in the same door as you! The senior sister's voice came, and then she exclaimed: "Human chrysalis! ”

Before I could react, I saw my sister rushing over and dragging me back as soon as she grabbed me.

My body was like a wooden stick, stiff and straight, and after being dragged out for two or three meters, I was thrown to the ground casually.

The junior sister jumped out alone, quickly took out a dozen talismans from the satchel, took a cup from the side, stuffed a dozen talismans into the cup, pinched a handprint on her hand, and all the talismans in the cup spontaneously combusted, and the burning speed was particularly fast, and in a blink of an eye, it had turned into talisman ash.

Finally, the junior sister took a glass of water from the water dispenser, stirred it with her hand, and sprinkled it with her fingers on the little insects on the ground.

My child's urine has to be sprinkled on those insects to have an effect, and as long as my sister's runic water is sprinkled on the ground, the surrounding insects will immediately die.

I originally thought that the child's urine was very powerful, and there was no harm if there was no comparison!

Waiting for my sister to scatter in the living room, she turned around and came back and tore off a talisman from my chest, this should be the "talisman" of the Lingbao faction of Gesoap Mountain, my mother gave me a note, I haven't learned it yet.

The "fixation talisman" was torn off, and I immediately gained my free body, and now I am sure that this is definitely my junior sister, it is really an illusion of an evil ghost, and it will not give me so many tricks.

It's just that this time it's a big mess, and I think of dumping her with urine just now, and I feel a little embarrassed!

I hurriedly pulled the zipper: "Senior sister, it was a misunderstanding just now!" ”

"Don't make excuses for being shameless, how much boy urine did you use, there is such a big smell in the house." Senior sister Zou Mei asked me.

I was a little embarrassed: "Save for a day!" ”

The junior sister was probably a little embarrassed, so she ignored me and pointed at Renbi: "How did you provoke this thing?" ”

I feel innocent too!

I didn't even think about messing with this person, and I just took a face, so I didn't mess with him, right?

If you really want to provoke it, it is probably to burn those bugs with fire.

Hell knows he's going to come to me.

"I didn't mess with anyone!"

Senior sister looked at me suspiciously and said, "Uncle said that you offended someone!" ”

"Uncle?" I didn't react at all.

"Your mother is my uncle!" My sister reminded me.

My mother's unreliable one, I suddenly felt a little indignant in my heart: "There is no reliable one in our family, and you can believe what my mother said!" ”

My sister looked at me with a strange look in her eyes.

I was a little hairy: "I know I'm a little handsome, you don't have to look at me like that." ”

The junior sister retracted her gaze: "I think your family, you are the most unreliable!" ”

I was a little unhappy in an instant, I had no one to care about me since I was a child, I was in love in junior high school, I didn't even hold my hand, and I was beaten by the family with a stick.

In high school, I felt that there was no hope of inheriting the ancestral business, and I wanted to get into a good university, so I had a way out in the future. I was dragged out by my father and uncle to eat barbecue every day, and taught me to drink and smoke, and my grandfather and mother didn't care.

I finally got a high score in the college entrance examination, and I was forced to study medicine, and I studied medicine when I studied medicine, and my family conditions also allowed it, and my grades were okay, and the school could guarantee research, but now doctors don't study for graduate school, it's a fart?

My family didn't allow me to study and asked me to go to an internship.

I blamed myself for the internship, I didn't want to do it anymore, and when I came back, my house was demolished, and no one told me.

Finally, I met that middle-aged man, the family knew that there was a problem, and one of them threw me a thing, and everyone ran away, leaving me alone to die for a lifetime, what is the matter?

"Senior sister, that's because you haven't had in-depth contact with my family, do you know that you were sold by my mother?" I decided to expose my mother's old bottom.

My sister looked at me suspiciously: "What did Uncle Shi do?" ”

"My mom gave me your picture and told me to chase you, and let me ...... Hehe...... "I smiled evilly, hoping to pass on more evil thoughts to her.

The junior sister suddenly blushed: "Hooligans, color embryos!" ”

I was speechless for a moment, full of grievances: "It was my mother who asked me to chase you, and she said those words." ”

Just as I was talking, there was a sudden noise.

"Smack......

"Whoa......

I looked in the direction where the sound came from, and the man ran away, jumping directly from the sixteenth floor through the glass window.

I was dumbfounded, so high, I'm afraid the meat gourd will have to fall into a meat patty!

I ran towards the windowsill and just saw the person hit the ground, like a leather ball, bouncing up a few meters high and jumping out more than ten meters away.

In this way, the people jumped away one after another.

I was dumbfounded.

The people were gone, and the evil spirits were scared away by my sister, and only me and my sister were left in the whole room.

My sister went into the bathroom and found two mops and threw one to me: "Clean up the house, it stinks!" ”

This junior sister is really welcome, I'm the master here, okay?

For the sake of her beauty, this is for my family's sake, and she still works honestly.

When I sprinkled the boy's urine, I sprinkled it happily, and I felt that I was old.

Now that I'm cleaning up, I can't wait to pry the floor, and I always feel a smell.

The junior sister was also a little annoyed by cleaning up, muttering, "Are you on fire?" ”

I was a little embarrassed, and I didn't know if I was on fire: "I'm young and vigorous, and I have a good effect when I use it!" ”

The junior sister pouted: "Thick-skinned!" ”

Cleaned up until two o'clock in the morning, neither of them had the slightest sleep, before I saw my sister, I was still thinking about how to chase her romanticly, and now I can't say that I have no idea at all, but she always finds fault with me, and I talk more casually.

"Hungry or not? Why don't you invite you to barbecue? ”

The younger sister was still washing her hands in the bathroom at this time: "Hungry! Wait for me to wash my hands. ”

"You've been washing for half an hour." I'm still a little unhappy in my heart, is buddy's boy pee so disgusting? Besides, you dragged it with a mop, and you didn't wipe it with your hands.

"You want to care?" My sister scolded me angrily.

"Give you ten minutes, and if you don't come out yet, I'm sleeping." I didn't want to go back angrily, you are beautiful, and I can't get used to you.

Nine minutes later, the junior sister came out.

While eating barbecue, my sister asked me about what had happened these days.

No matter how big or small, I started talking about it from the time I returned to the county to the time she came.

After listening to this, the junior sister looked at me for a while: "What you said is true?" ”

I'm a little unhappy with my sister's questioning, I said everything from the bottom of my heart, and you actually suspected me of making up a story: "I lied to you, you invited me this time?" ”

The junior sister ate a skewer of beef skewers in one bite: "I'll invite you, I just think you're deliberately smearing them." ”

I'm wondering, why does my sister have such a good impression of my mother?

And looking at the way my sister spoke, she seemed to be very familiar with my mother, but when my mother spoke, she didn't seem to be familiar with her at all.

I asked curiously, "Senior sister, are you very familiar with my mother?" ”

The junior sister nodded: "My talismans are all taught by your father, and the formations are all taught by your uncle." ”

I...... Go!

If you don't teach your son, you will travel 108,000 miles to teach this little girl, what is this called!

I couldn't help it, so I took out my phone and called my mom.

It's two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, and you should go to bed, I feel unhappy and noisy with you.

Who knows, the phone rang only twice, and the phone was connected, and the mother's hearty voice came: "Son, have you seen your junior sister?" Isn't it good-looking? Come on! ”

I felt that my little prank was not done, and I was a little depressed: "Mom, didn't you say that you are not familiar with your junior sister?" ”

Mom asked rhetorically, "Did I say it?" ”

"When I asked your junior sister's name at that time, you thought about it for a long time before you remembered it!" I said.

Mom suddenly asked, "What's your father's name?" ”

I was stunned, and it took three seconds before I said, "Zhang Qinghe!" ”

My mother laughed out loud, as if she had won five million: "You are a rebel!" I have to think about my father's name for so long! I can't remember your sister's name, what's wrong? ”

I was speechless for a moment.

The more my mother spoke, the more proud she became: "Raising such an unfilial son of yours is really the biggest stain on me and your father's life, okay, that's it, I'm going to enjoy the moon with your father!" ”