The phone hung up, I felt a little depressed, and looked up at the sky, tonight is still a crescent moon, a fart moon.

"What's wrong?" My sister asked me.

I shook my head: "It's okay, I just found out that my parents are really good at pretending!" ”

My sister still didn't seem to agree with my words, but she didn't dwell on the matter with me: "What are you going to do now?" ”

"Eat skewers!" I replied as a matter of course, turned to the boss and shouted: "Boss, another twenty skewers of beef, one eggplant, ten skewers of potato chips, two bottles of drinks, iced!" ”

Senior sister glared at me: "You know how to eat, I said that the ghost thing, if you don't solve it, he still has to come to you, and that person chrysalis!" ”

"Human chrysalis? Isn't that human? "I'm not afraid of the evil ghosts looking for me now, I'm a little afraid of that meat ball, I can't run away with a bottle of boy urine every day!

The younger sister explained: "Renbi is a kind of torture, aren't you studying medicine?" How long do you think a person can last by tossing a person like that? ”

I thought about the conventional situation, high amputation is now a major operation, and it is possible to die on the operating table, let alone cut off all the limbs: "It's hard to say, it's only a few days at most." ”

The junior sister said, "Is that still a human being?" That thing is a human chrysalis, and Gu art is used to cultivate the carrier of Gu worms, and those green bugs should be Gu worms. ”

Gu worms?

Why are Gu worms running out again now?

I know in the codex given to me by my uncle that people who know Gu art can give you Gu without knowing it, and then let you be tortured to death in all kinds of ways.

But how could a human chrysalis appear in Grandpa Liu's coffin shop?

Thinking of Grandpa Liu, I hurriedly asked my junior sister, "Do you know how to conjure spirits?" ”

"Yes!" The junior sister nodded while eating the skewers.

"You help me recruit Grandpa Liu's soul!" I want to summon Grandpa Liu's soul back and ask, and by the way, I will give him an overdose.

The junior sister was full of packing tickets: "No problem!" ”

After the junior sister finished speaking, she looked at me and asked, "Have you ever wondered who asked you to find your grandfather Liu?" ”

I thought it was my grandfather, but my grandfather said that he hadn't beaten him, and I hadn't thought about it in detail.

I thought about it for a moment and said my conjecture: "I received two phone calls that day, one from you and one from my grandfather!" Isn't that the evil spirit at work? Or is it the bastard who bought paper? ”

I can only think of these two possibilities!

The junior sister smiled "hehe": "The evil ghost is not so powerful!" As for whether it's the bastard you said, it's hard to say. ”

Things have to come one by one, and it is more important to summon Grandpa Liu's spirits first: "Find a suitable time to summon spirits first." ”

The junior sister showed a smile: "No problem, then you have to give me some benefits!" ”

"What benefits do you want? Didn't you just say yes? Now I want benefits, can I promise to do it with my body? I said and glanced up and down at my junior sister, because she was wearing a Taoist robe, I couldn't tell how she was in shape, but it should be good, after all, the Taoist robe is so loose, she can hold it up.

My sister took a sip of me: "I don't want you, you can just invite me to eat three barbecues." ”

Three barbecues, this one is acceptable: "No problem! ”

"This one doesn't count!"

"Yes!"

"Tomorrow go shopping!"

"Good!"

It was already four or five o'clock when I came back from eating barbecue, and I was too lazy to sleep, and my sister couldn't sleep, so she came to teach me what to get started.

These things are very boring to learn, I guess I have good genes, after all, the family is in this business, and the speed of learning makes my sister amazed.

When I started to get started, I usually had one more homework, and that was "taking symbols".

There are two kinds of talismans, one is a paper rune, and the other is a divine rune.

Paper symbols are drawn on paper; The runes are drawn in the air with condensed spirit and internal strength.

The power that can be exerted by the same rune is actually the same, but the rune is more convenient, and the paper rune must be prepared in advance.

However, taking paper talismans is a technical job, a bunch of paper talismans, you have to accurately take out the talismans and the number of sheets you want, it is still a test of technology.

I took a handful of cut white paper and pumped it with my middle and index fingers, and my fingers were almost blistering.

My sister squandered my money everywhere and bought a lot of things, such as incense, candles, rice, paper money, and so on.

When I got home after buying things, it was already noon, and I took out the dog meat I killed yesterday morning to make a stew, and the two of them had a big pot.

My sister is a complete foodie, and she is not taboo in meat and vegetarian food, as long as she thinks it is delicious, she is feasting.

The two of us were eating happily when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

I'm a little nervous when I hear the knock on the door now, almost reflexively trying to get the scale.

Senior sister glanced at me: "In broad daylight, why are you nervous?" ”

I felt a little embarrassed and sneered, "I'll open the door!" ”

When I opened the door, there was a man standing at the door, carrying a travel bag, looking very honest, and when he saw me, he immediately bowed respectfully: "Uncle Shi!" ”

I was taken aback: "Brother, am I that old?" Do you know who I am? If you open your mouth, you will call Uncle Shi! ”

The man smiled innocently: "Uncle Shi's name is Zhang Qianxiu, my master...... Oh...... No, my ancestor is your uncle, Zhang Qingshan. ”

No way!

My uncle's ...... Apprentices?

I've never heard anyone in my family say that my uncle has apprentices, let alone apprentices.

However, if I can say my uncle's name, I shouldn't be mistaken.

"Brother, you came in first and sat down, did you eat?" I asked enthusiastically.

Actually, I thought to myself, those ghost things were found, and there were many helpers.

My uncle's apprentice, no matter how bad it is, should be better than me when I first started.

The man looked very shy, and he was still very restrained after entering the door: "Uncle Shi, I haven't eaten yet, I'll come to you as soon as I get out of the car." ”

"It's okay, put the bag down first, we're eating! Let's eat! I went to get the chopsticks: "By the way, what's your name?" ”

"Chen Xiaojie!" The man put down his bag, his movements were cautious, and he was still very shy when he spoke.

"Miss Chen?" I think I should have heard it wrong, such a big and three coarse, called Miss Chen?

The junior sister laughed out loud, quickly covered her mouth with her hand, and made a "hmm" laugh in her mouth, pulled over the trash can, and spit out all the meat into the trash can, laughing.

Chen Xiaojie looked at me with an aggrieved face: "Uncle Shi, my name is Chen Xiaojie, the dawn of dawn, the outstanding master." ”

I reacted and felt a little embarrassed: "Sorry, the name is good!" ”

When I brought the bowl over, my sister was still laughing, and I glared at my sister: "Is it that funny?" ”

The junior sister gasped twice: "No...... It's not funny, I ...... I was just...... Can't help it! Haha......"

Chen Xiaojie looked at me with a resentful face!

I handed him the bowl: "It's a brother here, you're welcome, eat!" ”

I think that although Chen Xiaojie is five big and three coarse, he is afraid that he will be embarrassed.

Chen Xiaojie took the spoon, scooped a piece in the bowl, then put the spoon back, picked up the bowl, and ate in a proper and respectful manner.

I looked at Chen Xiaojie, he was so big, with his chewing and slow-swallowing movements, how awkward I looked.

The younger sister couldn't stand it anymore and always wanted to laugh.

Chen Xiaojie suddenly became more squirmed and shy, and his big thick face turned red.

I'm a little skeptical now, Chen Xiaojie can really deal with evil ghosts and human chrysalis?

"Brother, are you really my uncle's apprentice?" I asked.

Chen Xiaojie nodded again and again: "He said, if you don't believe it, let me tell you quietly, you went to the club at the age of fifteen, you had no money to be detained, and you cleaned the toilet for others for three days." ”

My sister looked at me in surprise.

My mood is quite complicated, the real situation is that my uncle took me to the club for a massage, I went for the first time, fell asleep, and when I woke up, my uncle ran away and left me there alone.

I called the phone number at home in the clubhouse, and the people in the clubhouse called and asked them to pay the money.

My family scolded me indignantly: "If you don't study well at a young age, you leave him there, brush the toilet for three days and come back, so that he can have a longer memory." ”

The owner of the clubhouse really did this, and I was left in the clubhouse and cleaned the toilet for three days.

This kind of thing is still a bit embarrassing, especially when you say it in front of a woman, and even more excessively, the uncle takes this matter as a "code".

I looked at Chen Xiaojie: "Didn't my uncle say that you should speak quietly?" ”

Chen Xiaojie was stunned: "I thought they were all my own people!" ”

I think he did it on purpose, how can I refute that?

I quickly changed the subject: "Brother, will you catch ghosts?" ”

"Yes!"

"Do you know how to do it?"

"Yes!"

"Do you fight zombies?"

"Yes!"

I was always a little skeptical, and he would say anything I said, so I simply changed the way and asked, "What do you can't do?" ”

Chen Xiaojie thought about it seriously: "Have a child!" ”

The junior sister couldn't hold it anymore, pulled it over the trash can, and was laughing again.

I can't laugh, how do I think, how do I think Chen Xiaojie is unreliable.

Men don't have children, you still have to say?

"I'm serious!" I said seriously, "No kidding! ”

Chen Xiaojie actually looked at me very seriously: "I'm also serious, I really won't give birth!" ”

I felt like I was talking to a silly hat, and I didn't have the words to refute it.