In the live broadcast room, the rotten girls were screaming all over the screen, Shi Qi's thin lips hooked, but the words he spit out were extremely merciless: "Since you like the front so much, then drive a car by the way?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" God fucking by the way.

He looked at the empty driver's seat, then turned his head to look at the two people sitting side by side, and suddenly felt like a bitter driver.

So he decisively ignored his feat of carrying Jiang Xiaosui to run crazy a few minutes ago, unloading the tires while running, so that Shi Qi had no car to drive, and with a pinch of his throat, he started a new round of pretentiousness: "It's not good for people to drive~"

"You may not believe it, no one dares to sit in my car, even my friends don't dare, because I step on the accelerator to the end, and I won't loosen it before the punctuation, the terrain is all about flying, and the guardrails are all about the fence, if you feel that your life is hard enough, and you want to experience what it means to be an e-sports without brakes, welcome to take this train."

"Are you finished?" Shi Qi frowned, he didn't even believe a single punctuation mark in his contrived speech, and he couldn't refuse: "Drive!" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......", just drive, what are you doing so fiercely?

In this way, he was forced to become a driver, sometimes racing against drug circles, sometimes avoiding wanted in the bombing zone.

And Shi Qi and Jiang Xiaosui sat in the car like uncles, not only did they not contribute the whole process, but they spared no effort to stick a knife in his heart.

"Something is wrong with this poison and bombing zone today...... Jiang Xiaosui wondered: "Why do you always feel like they are chasing us?" ”

Shi Qi nodded in agreement: "I feel the same way." ”

He suspected that there were non-chieftains among them, as evidenced by the poison rings and bombardment zones that chased them.

And Jiang Xiaosui is his regular double-row teammate, he knows how lucky he is, except for him, all that is left is ......

Shi Qi raised his eyebrows and looked at the pink primary school student with cerebral palsy.

If it weren't for the live broadcast, and the bad behavior of killing teammates, this kind of contrived, cerebral palsy, and non-chief elementary school student would have died eight hundred times.

Ji Shaoyi didn't know that his image in his heart had been demonized, and he was coquettish to him softly while driving: "Brother, where are we going next?" ”

After being poisoned by her sweet and greasy voice for so long, Shi Qi was basically numb.

He clicked on the map and glanced at the location of the circle, and said decisively: "Just stop in front, the circle should be brushed at the airport, and we will block the bridge directly." ”

"Okay~~~" Ji Shaoyi responded sweetly, and drove the car to the other side of the bridge and stopped.

As soon as the three dogs got into the abandoned big truck on the bridge, they began to fish and enforce the law.

Before the fish could take the bait, a red shadow suddenly appeared on the map, and it was right above them.

It's a bombing zone!

Even at this time, Ji Shaoyi didn't forget his soft sister's character, and he 'knocked me' on the spot, "We won't be blown up, right?" ”

"How is that possible?" Jiang Xiao was lying on his stomach like an old dog, "We shouldn't be so ......"

Biu, a symbol of justice, fell, raising a huge mushroom cloud and taking three innocent little lives with it.

Looking at the three neat boxes on the screen, Jiang Xiaosui silently swallowed back all the unfinished words.

"The case has been solved." Shi Qi had a 'I know' expression on his face: "Fei Chief is really her." ”

Then he returned to the main interface, decisively kicked this non-mainstream cerebral palsy little sister out of the room, and rubbed his temples and said: "Don't pull this kind of weird person in the future, it's very noisy." ”

As soon as the word 'twitter' came out, Jiang Xiaosui instantly felt that he had been hit by a sword in his knee, and whispered a little unconvinced: "I usually twitter too......"

Does Qi Shen also think he is noisy?

As soon as the thought of self-disgust surfaced, he saw Shi Qi shaking his head: "You are different." ”

"Huh?" Jiang Xiaosui screamed in surprise, and the baby's face was full of flattery.

"You're a teammate." Shi Qi moved his knuckles, and there was a rare helplessness in his cold voice: "You have to endure the noise." ”

Jiang Xiaosui: "......" God has to endure the fucking noise.

He thinks that Qi Shen will praise him when he has a brain, right? Is there a word for praise in the dictionary of the straight man of steel?

He snorted coldly unconvinced, thinking that I would pull it, not only today, but every day in the future!

It is only under the backdrop of this non-mainstream cerebral palsy little sister that he can look cute!

On the other side, Ji Shaoyi, who was brutally kicked out of the room, sighed heavily, and only felt that it was a matter of finding a boyfriend for his rival in love...... There is a long way to go.

In the next few days, under Jiang Xiao's friendly invitation to this traitor, Ji Shaoyi almost became a nighttime resident guest in the live broadcast room of the two of them.

He coaxes straight women during the day and flirts with straight men at night, and lives a happy life...... Fart.

A straight woman is enough for him to bear, plus a straight man of steel who has to give exam questions from time to time and scolds him for cerebral palsy if he can't answer, the damage caused to his young mind is simply exponentially increasing, okay?

There are countless moments when he wants to sincerely advise Shi Qi: Stop playing e-sports, go to a cram school, the education industry needs talents like you!

If he could meet a little friend like Shi Qi who loves to urge people to learn in elementary school, his grades would never be like now!

There is only one Shi Qi between him and Tsinghua University and Peking University!

Shi Qi, forever dripping gods!

……

Lang Qiao has been confused lately, and although a certain non-chief has resumed the tradition of waiting for her to go to school in the morning and saying goodnight in the evening, she still feels that something is wrong.

For example, although a certain non-chief told her good morning every morning, every day was like not waking up, looking like he had been hollowed out by something.

But he has been finishing training quite early every day lately, and he went to bed early after saying good night to her, and he hasn't talked much about it since he used to.

It can't be that there's a dog outside, right?

Or is it the revival of Hetian Luo's old love? She looked at Tian Luo's dark circles recently, and it seemed that they were quite serious......

The more Lang Qiao thought about it, the more she felt blocked in her heart, until one afternoon when Ji Shaoyi and Tian Luo were not there, she was bored practicing guns in the training camp, when she heard Gu Congxin's 'groan', as if she had been bitten by a dog, she had to wrap herself in a quilt all the way to the training room, and said to her with a shocked face: "Lang Jun! Do you know that your table mates are now very good? ”

Lang Qiao took off his headphones with a confused expression: "At the same table? Who is it? ”

She has been at the same table more since she was a child, and she has soared to one or two, isn't it normal? ?

"Who else could it be? Of course it's Shi Qi! That tall and handsome Shi Qi in high school! Gu Congxin patted the table angrily, and said with a look of hatred: "Such a handsome tablemate can forget, do you have a heart as a scumbag?" ”