"Besides, without the powerful output point of Qi Shen, you will take me to eat chicken in the finals?" The more he looked for it, the more justified he felt, so he simply slapped the table and said, "Turn around quickly and bring Qi Shen back!" ”

Ji Shaoyi not only did not turn around, but stopped and stopped along the way, blowing up all the tires along the way.

performed one for him on the spot: unload Qi Shen's car tires, so that Qi Shen has no car to drive.

Jiang Xiaosui: "...... are all the current primary school students so insidious?

He really couldn't stand it anymore, so he simply didn't do anything, and when Ji Shaoyi got out of the car again and again to unload the tires, he switched to the driver's seat, and then turned the direction of the front of the car, pressed the accelerator button and rushed into the poison.

While rushing back, he shouted: "Qi God, I'm here to save you!" ”

This voice cheered up all the rotten girls present, and the barrage was brushed like the New Year.

[Ahhhh Cp to get married at any time! 】

[Have you ever fought for anyone in your life? ] 】

[Ahhhh 】

Until—

Shi Qi said calmly while taking medicine: "No need, I have a car." ”

Jiang Xiaosui: "......" Okay, after all, I'm not worthy.

He turned the front of the car stupidly and went to pick up Ji Shaoyi.

The New Year-like atmosphere in the barrage came to an abrupt end, and it became a large-scale straight man crusade scene in an instant.

[Ahhhh 】

[Gan, is this the legendary single by strength? I'm a Buddha. 】

[Ahhhhh The daughter-in-law has traveled thousands of miles to steal a car to pick you up, of course you have to blow up your car at this time, and wait for your daughter-in-law to pick you up! 】

Not to mention the melon-eating crowd in the live broadcast room, even Ji Shaoyi wanted to kill him.

What a great opportunity to cultivate feelings! was so embarrassed by his words!

The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more angry he became, and the first thing he did when he arrived in the city was to go into the house and pick up a gun.

Perhaps it was the ultra-distant diagonal circle of heaven that consumed his non-chieftain strength, so that he actually broke the world and picked up a 98K as soon as he opened the door, with an eight-fold mirror next to it.

As soon as Ji Shao picked up the gun and loaded the double mirror, the cat climbed onto the roof with his waist bent on, and shot Shi Qi's head.

Even when Shi Qi is squatting, his body will shake slightly very vigilantly, which can effectively prevent people from being shot in the head without exposing the sound of footsteps.

He heard the sound of a biu-, and the bullet grazed his skin, leaving a hole in the wall next to him.

Shi Qi didn't even need to look at it, just listening to the sound knew which direction it came from.

He jumped downstairs one by one, rushed into the room violently, and made a human body stroke at Ji Shaoyi's soft sister.

Although there is no damage at all, it can already scare people into tears with their momentum alone: "Why are you sniping me?" ”

Ji Shaoyi looked at the bullet holes around him, and was so 'frightened' that he shuddered, and threw the 98K with a snap, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my gun went off!" ”

"Brother Huh, are you okay?" As soon as Ji Shao said and spoke, he sobbed with sincerity: "I blame me for being too vegetable, I can't even play 98k, and I almost killed my brother by mistake, brother, you won't dislike me, right?" ”

Shi Qi was stunned by him, and nodded to him with a nod on his expression.

Ji Shaoyi suddenly shed tears of relief: "Brother Huh, you are so good, I know you won't dislike ......"

Before the word 'I' could be spoken, he was ruthlessly interrupted by Shi Qi: "I also think you are very vegetable."

Ji Shaoyi: "......" ......

He was just about to open his mouth to defend himself properly, when he heard Shi Qi open his mouth coldly: "I saw that there are many girls in the barrage who say that 98k is difficult to play?" ”

"I don't understand that." He sneered at the camera and instantly launched an indiscriminate attack: "What's so much fun with such a simple gun?" As long as you control the direction with your left hand and click on the scope with your right hand, you will first establish a Cartesian coordinate system before firing, and then use the Gaussian function, Euler function, and regression function to calculate the enemy's position in your mind, and then use the principle of clock gear rotation, the domino effect and the Fibonacci sequence to predict the enemy's position, taking into account the effect of air resistance on the trajectory of the bullet and the various reactions that the enemy may make. ”

"Finally, let's calculate the impact of the current network delay on the firing speed and response to the millisecond, and shoot according to the calculation results?"

As soon as the map cannon was fired, the melon-eating masses in the whole live broadcast room were stunned, and the barrage was full of question marks for a while.

【？？？ Listen, do you speak? 】

[? Is Qi Shen really crazy? Killing your own wife doesn't count, you don't even let go of your own wife fans? 】

[Okay, I understand, I almost don't even deserve to play the game these years......]

[As we all know, PUBG is a game that is played by solving math problems. [Dog's Head]]

[Husband, you're too much, but I just like your excess~]

[Woo woo woo even if you have my math garbage, I still like you!] 】

After a series of professional terms, even Jiang Xiaosui was stunned, he secretly pulled the corner of Shi Qi's clothes, and said to him in a breathy voice: "Did you really learn so many things in high school?" Why don't I seem to have heard of it? ”

Everyone came out to play careers before graduating from high school, why is there such a big gap between people and people?

And Shi Qi stretched out his hand and pressed his head back, looking at him with a little pity in his eyes: "Fool." ”

Jiang Xiaosui: "??? ”

He was stimulated by Shi Qi's fool-like eyes, and followed reluctantly with the gun: "No, why did I become a fool?" I really haven't studied, I can still name one or two of the topics you test the non-mainstream cerebral palsy sister......"

Ji Non-mainstream Cerebral Palsy Sister Shaoyi: "......" You are non-mainstream cerebral palsy, and your whole family is non-mainstream cerebral palsy!

Until he was about to start running drugs, Jiang Xiaosui was still asking himself where he was stupid.

Shi Qi drove the jeep to the room, honked the horn and said, "You can't even hear that my above words are nonsense to deceive cerebral palsy, aren't you stupid?" ”

Jiang Xiaosui: "......, I thought you were really so awesome."

Ji Shaoyi: "......", can the stalk of cerebral palsy still pass?

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Ji Shao, who was offended one after another, sat in the co-pilot with a gun, and was so angry that he turned on the green tea mode on the spot: "I'm sorry, I'm used to the front, I feel that the vision will be better, I hope you don't mind~"

Jiang Xiao thought to himself, you are sitting, what can I do, and I can still get you out??

As soon as he muttered and sat down in the back seat, he saw Shi Qi switch seats without hesitation and sit side by side with him in the back row.