The audience grandpas in the barrage were about to laugh and vomit.

[Hahahaha fighting the landlord on the water is too damn, and the land god can't climb up if he falls into the water, but Ji Shao, how do you become a professional chicken eater? ] Take me up to Lu Shen! 】

[These two are already on their honeymoon in Hawaii, right?] Yes, yes, yes, yes? 】

[I don't care, I unilaterally announced that Lu Shen and Ji Shao are married! ] Brother Bu and Sister Lang too! 】

[Woo woo kneeling and begging the director to stop cutting the perspective, I can watch these two people fight the landlord for a day! ] 】

[There is nothing more red-faced, heartbeat-fast, and blood-pumping than watching a handsome guy, if there is, it's watching a handsome guy fall in love! 】

[I even kind of want Sister Lang and Brother Bu to hear the conversation between the two of them Gay in Gay......]

[I want to do it too! Large-scale four-cornered love Shura field is up! 】

Not only them, but even the commentators have a good look on their faces.

"Beauty and Ji Shao really dare to say it, are they expected that Lang Yu Temptation and Hero players are not nearby?" Mianmian rubbed the goosebumps that were disgusted by the two of them, "Or do you expect that our competitors don't have the ability to change all the microphones to be heard on the entire map?" ”

All the microphones in the game are said to be all microphones, but in fact, there is a distance limit, and only players in the range can hear all the enemies in the microphones.

As soon as Mianmian's words fell, the audience immediately began to arch the fire.

"Then secretly change the game parameters behind their backs, so that they can see the sinister nature of society!"

"I don't believe Saifang has this ability, unless you show it to me now!"

"Support the temporary change of parameters by the competition side! I want to see a four-person Shura field! ”

"Mom, this game seems to be getting more and more exciting~"

And the sleep on the stage: "I'm sorry, we really don't have the ability." ”

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The people who were waiting to watch the lively melon eating crowd suddenly made a 'harm' sound, shouting and deceiving everyone's feelings.

"If you really want to see the Shura Field, it doesn't seem impossible?"

Mianmian's eyes glanced at You's side, and Xiao Jiu, who had a tacit understanding with him, suddenly understood his thoughts, and also looked at You and said, "If the power of science and technology doesn't work, maybe we can also try the power of metaphysics?" ”

You who was suddenly pinned on high hopes: "??? ”

"Why are you looking at me like that?" He was flattered: "Do you know that it is illegal to spread feudal superstitions?" ”

And those who were eager to see the Shura field didn't care about this, and began to heckle in a very organized and orderly manner.

"Brother You—"

"Take a bite of milk!"

"Brother You—"

"Milk one!"

I don't know that I thought I had strayed into a large-scale missionary scene, and You was the leader of the cult who brainwashed countless people.

You was called by their soul-like voices, and your scalp was numb, and finally you put your hands together in resignation, and said very perfunctorily: "I hope people are okay." ”

The live broadcast room has already become a large-scale screenshot P map forwarding wishing scene.

[Forward this Brother You who is casting spells, and the door is not hung at the end of the term! ] 】金沙 Chinese

[Ahhh 】

[Brother who made a wish before, I'm afraid you haven't forgotten that Brother You is a reverse poisonous milk, of course the wish must be reversed! ] 】

was reminded by a little clever ghost, and the barrage suddenly became a large-scale 'I curse myself' performance art performance scene.

[Ahhh 】

[I hope Brother You bless me, I will definitely not be admitted to my favorite school next year!] 】

[I wish I will never win a lottery ticket when I buy a lottery ticket!] I can only be a 9-to-5 social animal in this life! 】

......

And Lu Yan and Ji Shaoyi, who were soaking in the bath and fighting the landlord, didn't notice the danger at all, and they were still flirting with each other.

"So do you want to take off your skirt for me?" Ji Shaoyi's voice was fierce: "Don't take it off today, neither of us will want to go up!" ”

"If you don't go up, you can't go up." Lu Yan's voice was lazy, not only was he not threatened, but he snorted in disgust: "Do you think I am you?" Can you not wear clothes in front of so many female fans? I'll want you to be ashamed. ”

"Who do you say is shameless?"

"Whoever is not wearing clothes says whom."

Ji Shaoyi: "......" ......

If he hadn't been able to hit people in the water, he would have solved this dog's shitty thing with a punch, right?

What's more, he still has a gambling contract, and he can't afford to compare the number of heads he finally gets with Lang Qiao.

"What the hell do you have to do to take off your little dress for me?" Ruthless words didn't work, Ji Shaoyi started to grind and soak, and hummed: "I have already won you in the fight against the landlord, you can't talk and don't count." ”

Don't ask him why he has to wear a pink little skirt to go ashore to beat people, ask is that the more pink the skirt, the more ruthless he beats people!

He doesn't want to go out naked and be embarrassed!

Lu Yan thought of his humble appearance on the plane at the beginning of the game, and his pale eyes turned slyly, and he spit out a sentence in retaliation: "Or ...... Can you give me two sounds? ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "Little brother, something is wrong with you.

"That's not good...... he laughed dryly, "your girlfriend is still on the field." ”

Lu Yan glanced at the poison circle that was about to be brushed over, and thought to himself, who would run to the poison side at this time? My family must have been in the circle for a long time!

Thinking of this, he said very indifferently: "She shouldn't hear it." ”

"And even if you hear it, what if you hear it? I've always had the final say in our family! After boasting proudly, he didn't forget to excite Ji Shaoyi: "You are so cowardly, won't you be afraid that your goddess will ignore you after hearing it?" ”

"How is that possible?" Ji Shaoyi snorted unconvinced, and just wanted to say, 'I've always been the one who has been spoiled at home', when he heard a female voice suddenly sounded in all Mai Li: "How is it impossible?" ”

The frosty voice was cold and clear, so cold that Ji Shao was excited for a moment, and reacted very quickly: "My goddess is not the kind of person who loses her temper and fights with people because of a little thing, she is generous!" ”

Lu Yan, who was still making a lot of nonsense a minute ago: "Coincidentally, so my girlfriend is too, so I always wash the dishes when I want to wash the dishes at home, mop the floor when I want to, and order her to rest if I don't agree with her, she can't stop me if she wants to!" ”

Although I'm not sure if Bu Yu is with Lang Qiao, he will come back to his big words first!

Sure enough, in the next second, he heard a sneer coming from all Maili.

Bu Yu: "You may not believe it, you are a little bit away from dying on the spot." ”

The forty-nine-meter broadsword in her hand has already drawn out forty-eight meters!