Chapter 405: Fighting the Landlord on the Water
[Woo woo little sister, it's not a boy at all, okay? ] Mama, I'm in love again! 】
[Kneel and beg Lu Shen and Ji Shao not to come back, and let Brother Bu and Sister Lang go blind for the rest of their lives. 】
[The minister seconded the proposal! 】
[Seconded +1!] 】
[Seconded +10086!] 】
Although Bu Yu's strength is not comparable to that of professional chicken players, she is also a master among passers-by, she and Lang Qiao fought all the way, and finally occupied a two-story building with a chimney in excellent terrain.
"You follow me to the roof and show you something to have fun." Lang Qiao said, and had already stepped on the balcony door and climbed onto the roof.
The ballad did the same, and climbed up with it.
The two of them squatted beside the chimney in a doggy manner, as if the live broadcast screen was stuck, and they didn't move.
The director cut the picture to them several times, and they didn't move at all as if they had dropped the line, so that they had to explain: "Dear viewers and friends, I can tell you very responsibly that there is no fault with our live broadcast camera, and your network is not stuck, Lang Yu temptation and Hero players just suddenly squatted next to the chimney and didn't move, don't ask me why, because I also want to know now!" ”
"It can't be a bad idea, right?" Xiao Jiu said: "I seem to have seen the two of them divide the gasoline just now." ”
You rubbed his hands excitedly: "I don't know which child would be so lucky to be tricked by the two young ladies?" ”
After a while, the little friend who was personally stamped with the lucky seal by him came sneakily, with an ugly and blind explosion head on his head, wearing fluorescent clothes, and his skin was so black that he looked like he had just returned from the mine.
He was followed by his teammate's temporary teammate, Cola.
The two of them are really not lucky, from the beginning of the game to be chased all the way to now, they have already run out of ammunition, and seeing a house is like seeing their own mother, their eyes are so excited that their eyes light up.
"Is it my delusion? There's a room in front! Lie Win's voice trembled: "Shall we go in and search?" ”
Coke glanced at his endangered blood bar, and said with a self-contained expression: "Do we have any other choice?" If I can't find the medicine, I'm really going to be beaten to death with my fists! ”
"But what if there's anyone in the house?" Lying down looked at the open door on the balcony, a little worried.
The broken can and broken Coke pushed the door directly into the room: "There are people, there are people, anyway, being killed by people and being chased to death is death, so it should be regarded as saving physical strength to deal with the next finals." ”
Lying to win has long been chased and killed physically and mentally exhausted, and it is easy to be convinced.
He pushed the door open and entered the room, only to find that nothing in the room seemed to have been touched much.
"What's going on?" He muttered, "If someone really came, there wouldn't be so many good things left in this room......"
"Maybe it's the new materials that came out after the people left?" Coke, who had given up struggling and planned to be a salted fish, was extremely hearted, and even beckoned to him: "Come on, come on, these two medical kits are just one for each of us." ”
Both of them are not very healthy, and they don't move their nests after picking up the medical kits, so they squat in place and start fighting.
Playing and lying down to win, you can see ......
A mysterious unknown black liquid appeared under his and Coke's feet, and then a cold female voice rang out from all of Mailey: "Offended." ”
With a crisp click, a Molotov cocktail fell from the sky, shattering the flames that instantly ignited the black liquid all over the ground.
"It's gasoline! There are really people around here! Cola screamed, trying to run away but it was too late.
He and Lie Win didn't have much blood, and they had been completely turned into boxes before they were burned a few times. Dede
And squatting beside Lang Qiao, watching her pour gasoline down the chimney and throw Molotov cocktails: "...... That's too vicious, isn't it? I like it! ”
Lang Qiao, who was praised, clicked on the backpack and threw two barrels of gasoline and a Molotov cocktail at her, "Next time you come." ”
"Do you want to play next time?" Bu Yu blinked, and picked up the materials at his feet a little flattered: "If the same routine is used too much, will it not work?" ”
"No, it won't." Lang Qiao's tone was full of certainty, "And ......"
She paused, her cold voice was like frost and snow melting, and there was a little imperceptible warmth: "As long as you like, you can play as many times as you like." ”
Don't ask, even if the young lady has already said that she wants to take her for a ride on a motorcycle, then she should also say something.
Bu Yu was bombarded by her affectionate royal sister voice, and her mind was full of: Don't flirt, don't flirt, if you continue like this, I will tear up the marriage contract and run away with you!
The addicts in the live broadcast room have already gone crazy.
[Get married on the spot, Qiuqiu! ] The concubine who locked up CP or something has already said that she is tired and tired, and she really can't swallow the key! 】
[I was inexplicably looking forward to the next group of people coming to be Lu Shen and Ji Shao, how did they gain four? The two of them murdered their husbands together, and then eloped on a motorcycle! 】
[Hahahahahaha said that you murdered your husband, you are really a little clever ghost, so I have some expectations! ] 】
[No, no, no, I suspect that Lu Shen and Ji Shao have eloped first, after all, they haven't come back for so long! ] 】
In fact, in order to make Lu Yan feel the horror of his death hearse, Ji Shaoyi stepped on the accelerator to the maximum all the way, rampaged, and finally drove the car off the cliff.
Fortunately, neither of them was killed.
Unfortunately, the cliff they fell on was so steep that they were trapped in the water and couldn't get up.
At first, the two of them were actively looking for a way to get ashore, but after swimming a long circle to no avail, they gave up completely.
So when the camera finally switched to the two of them, the audience grandfathers saw an extraordinarily magical scene......
Two people, one wearing spicy-eyed underwear and underwear, and the other wearing a pink rabbit suit, soaked in the water, and played the PUBG version of fighting the landlord face-to-face.
Ji Shaoyi shot two bandages one by one: "Right 2!" ”
Lu Yan threw a medical kit with his backhand: "Big you!" ”
Ji Shaoyi threw the medical kit angrily: "Crush to death!" ”
Well, I don't know and thought the two of them were on vacation in Hawaii.
It just so happened that two new kill messages were swiped on the public screen.
[QYER, Lang の temptation used Molotov cocktails to kill Win, lie to win]
[QYER, Lang Temptation used Molotov cocktails to kill Diamond and Coke]
Lu Yan glanced at it casually, and then laughed teasingly: "Baby, your goddess is so fierce." ”
After a while, the kill message on the public screen was refreshed again.
[Win and Hero used Molotov cocktails to kill the Fat Da team, rolling]
Ji Shaoyi sneered, and gay him back without hesitation: "Good, your girlfriend is not bad." ”