"Little master, you're back!" said a family member.

"What's the matter?" asked Ah Lang.

"Miss Shangguan has come to the mansion to look for you several times, saying that she is looking for you!"

"I've been busy these days, and when Miss Shangguan comes again, she will say that I have traveled all over the world and observed the people's feelings!" Ah Lang said and walked in without looking back.

"Leaving the family swaying in the wind......

After a night of silence, Ah Lang continued to throw bombs in the pit - working hard (sending dung to smear the wall)

Cucumbers, eggplants, and radishes, all fresh, freshly plucked from the ground. Don't miss the opportunity, let's buy it quickly!" shouted a vendor in his twenties.

"Boy, your eyes are very good, come back today!" asked the old man who was buying fruit next to him.

"Yes, yes, yes! The old mother of the boy's family is frail and sick, so she doesn't sell some vegetables, but earns two dollars so that she can go back and ask the doctor to see the disease!"

"Alas, they are all poor people, it's not easy!" said the old man.

"Big brother, look at this fresh vegetable, what do you want?"

"Then let's have two catties of cucumbers!"

"Okay, big brother! Look at this scale, two catties and one tael, count you two catties, two hundred and eighty and one cents, you can give one and six cents!"

"Is the scale really okay?"

"Good brother, can you still lie to your uncle? It's all your own family, you take it!" the vendor smiled and nodded repeatedly.

"Fuck off your uncle! Twenty-eight is one dime and six, where did you come from? Lao Tzu is from Xiucai, when I am uneducated? We are about the same age, call me Brother Sheng, and you call yourself uncle, take advantage of me! When you look at you, you are a profiteer, grass!"

"This aunt, look at this eggplant, the skin is smooth, thick and long, the stir-fry is delicious, if you don't eat it, you can keep it for an emergency! Why don't you have three?"

"Bastard! Who's your aunt called? My mother is only 20 years old this year, so keep it for your mother! Call my husband here and tear up your stinky mouth! The hooligans have also changed to selling vegetables these days!"

Alas...... The vegetable vendor looked at it dejectedly, and the vegetables that had not been sold were in a daze!

"Get out of the way!" a few officials came over menacingly, "Pay the tax, pay the tax, hurry up!"

"Didn't you just pay your taxes a few days ago, why do you have to pay them again today?" asked the vendor.

"You ate a few days ago, why don't you eat today?" said the leader, squinting.

"How much tax?"

"Not much! Five lines of land tax, eight lines of head tax, ten lines of personal income tax, oh! By the way, there are seven lines of garbage fees, a total of thirty dollars!"

"So much, why don't you grab it?"

"Damn! At first glance, this kid is not a good person, dare to insult the official and arrest him. The leader waved his hand.

A few officials came over, tied up and left. "Confiscate these vegetables, it just so happens that the vegetables in my grandfather's house are gone!"

"Get in!" a servant untied the rope from the hawker's body, kicked him in the ass, kicked him into the cell, locked the door, and walked away with his head shaken.

When the peddler saw that there were seven or eight other people in the cell, he stood up and surrounded him.

"Brothers, the little one who first arrived in Guibao Land only had some melon seeds and peanuts on his body, and you should eat them first. The vendor took out the food in his arms and hurriedly said.

"Boy! It's good to be in trouble! Bed bugs are also meat, even if you know each other, this appetizer will be avoided, and the brothers will disperse!" said the leader.

"Boy, come and sit. ”

"Brother Xie!"

"What did you do to get caught?"

"Insulting officials!"

"Brother pee!

"Why were these big brothers arrested?" asked the vendor as he turned to the group of people who looked like they were in the group.

"Alas, don't mention it, my brothers are moving for someone, and I don't know why they were arrested?"

"Grass, how many of you are thieves, and you still say that you are wronged?" said the leader.

"Where's the big brother?" asked the vendor to the left.

"Speaking of grievances, I'm even more pitiful! I was caught stealing a rope!"

"Roll Nima's eggs, why don't you say there's a cow tied to the back of the rope?"

"Where's the big brother?" asked the vendor to the right.

"Alas, I studied muscle and skeletal anatomy, and when I was sleeping in my bed at home, I was caught in a daze. The world is too dark. The man shook his head and sighed.

The leader spit out the man's face and said: "Ahh

The peddler arched his hand towards the leader and said, "Boss, what about you?"

"Alas!" the leader threw the melon seed skin, clapped his hands, sighed and leaned his head against the wall and pondered: "The past is unbearable in the moonlight, don't mention it!"

"You are a long-term worker, and you are still pretending to be a talent here, chewing words? I am his fellow countryman, and I know his affairs best, so I told everyone. "The way of stealing cattle.

I don't know when this product hooked up with the landlord's concubine, one day the landlord was drunk, and he staggered back, and when he heard the sound of the water room, he pushed the door in, and saw the old boy rubbing the concubine's back and asked: What are you working on? The old boy was busy saying: Master! I am working on the back of the lady! The landlord was so drunk that he didn't think much about it, so he said: Yo Xi! You have a good conscience, and your salary will be paid tomorrow! As soon as the door was closed, he left, but when he was halfway there, he thought that something was wrong, so he kicked the door in, and saw that the old boy was lying on his bare ass and squirming on the concubine, and the landlord was furious: "Baga! What are you doing here?" The old boy said while moving: "Master, I will give the lady the outside and rub the outside, and the inside will ...... work."

Hahaha...... The crowd burst into laughter

"The old boy finally set the landlord's house on fire, and the whip marks on this body were beaten when he came in!"

"Since ancient times, the people have produced talents, all of you are masters, masters, masters! I admire you so much that you are ashamed, you are ashamed of yourself!" The peddler's face was full of reverence, and he bowed his hand again and again.

"If you're not afraid of hard life, you're afraid you won't have fun!" said the leader, too.

The night was quiet, everyone fell asleep, and the snoring sound came and went......

The official came to the cell and nodded, and found that there were fewer vegetable vendors.

Someone is jailbreaking, someone is jailbreaking......

A cloud of air in the void fluctuated slightly, fluttering with the wind and suddenly came to Shangguan Meng'er's boudoir, looking at Meng'er's sleeping face with a smile showing little tiger teeth, the air flow couldn't help but be a little flustered, and just wanted to lift the quilt to take a look at the scenery inside: Bah, bah, bah! We can't do this kind of obscene thing, we are righteous men and gentlemen.

The air flow flickered back to the palace, and in the green boudoir, why hasn't this little girl slept yet? Sitting alone at the table, holding her cheeks with her hands, she was talking to herself: Where did this big villain go, and Meng'er didn't come to see me, did the two of them go to play? This is the day that books often say...... Phew, hmm, isn't it like every other autumn? The little face couldn't help but turn red, and tomorrow I will secretly run out to play with him! Then I will strip and go to bed......

The air flow hurriedly slipped out and said in his heart: I can't look at it, I don't dare to look at it, it's useless to see it, my heart is as calm as water, and I can't make any ripples......