Chapter 13: Guessing the Riddle
I slept too comfortably last night, and Ah Lang stretched out on the bed. The master said that he would have to practice more, so why did he go today......?
"Little San! You watch at the door first, and give the entrance fee before you can let people in! Although our naked pavilion is a casino, the food, drink and entertainment in it are all free, do you understand?"
"I think the name of our casino is too unpleasant, who came up with this inverted stove name? It's like a bathhouse. Xiao San said. "You know a fart, this name is our boss who has been thinking about it for three days and three nights, and he doesn't eat or sleep, and he doesn't need money to eat, drink, and have fun here? Our rule is to come in dressed and go out naked! And they go out naked! No one forced them in, they themselves walked in willingly, and everyone wants to gamble to get rich, pie in the sky, is there? Anyway, I haven't seen it in years. Clothes can still be sold for two dollars, and if you save more money and sell them, that's a lot of money, at least these guys' salaries are fine! Look at it, I'll go in first!"
"Yes, Lord Master!"
In front of him, there were a few gorgeously dressed boys, followed by a man with greasy hair and dirty clothes.
"Brothers, take me in one more time, please!" the man said.
"Don't bring it, my brother has taken you in three times, and your money as a brother fell from the world?"
"I won't take you either, is it interesting to be so stubborn?"
"Brother, I'm even worse! With all this money, my brother can get back yesterday's book when he goes in!"
"Where are you going to stay cool, you lost and your wife was sold to the Crispy Bone Pavilion, and the child was sold to human traffickers, and you are called a person if you are alive?"
A few sons came to the door, gave the junior entrance fee, and were about to go in. The dirty guy also wants to take the opportunity to sneak in......
"Stop!" shouted the little three.
"We're together, little brother, just let me in!" said the filthy man with a smile.
"Together! The sausage and the hairy egg are still together, when did you see the hairy egg also go in? Ya is not leaning on the door frame all day, occasionally tasting white noodle soup, and getting wet. Roll, roll, roll, squat on the side!" Xiao San waved his hand repeatedly.
Hahaha...... A few sons burst into laughter.
"it! Yincai, buddy, you are new, such a filthy and pickled thing makes you speak politely, and it seems that you are also a fellow practitioner!
"Xiao San obeys the orders of the son!"
"The kid can talk, brother is happy today, hey, give you two more money!"
"Gongzi Xie, Gongzi Xie!"
Hahaha...... A few people walked in with another burst of laughter.
Xiao San threw the reward money to the dirty man: "Take it to eat, dare to go in, and your legs will be discounted." ”
"Brother Xie, Brother Xie!"
More and more people are coming in one after another......
Xiao San looked at the crowd in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking......
"Get out of here, your clothes are gone, and you're still here with a pestle, waiting to sell yourself?" shouted the chief inside.
"Lord in charge, you are so ashamed to give a towel!
"It's a shame, why did you go earlier? You called our naked pavilion for nothing? A towel, ten taels of silver!"
"I owe it first, Lord Master!"
"Knock them out!"
The previous few boys covered their lower bodies and ran out in a gray manner.
Hula outside the door came a group of gossips watching the excitement......
"Naked running hey, naked running hey! everyone hurry up and look, it's too late!"
"This one is pretty white!"
"This one is too skinny. ”
"This one is quite eye-catching. ”
Several sons and daughters covered their lower bodies tightly, lest there be a trace of leakage, but one of them covered their faces tightly and did not leave a trace.
A person on the side shouted: "You are stupid, aren't you, everyone is covering your bottom, you are covering your face and doing chicken feathers?"
"You're stupid, just as stupid as a few of them! It's the same down there, let you see, cover your face tightly, who knows whose thing it is?"
Hahaha...... The crowd burst into laughter......
"Damn, you're not stupid! Why are you going to the naked pavilion?"
"Remember the words of the master, life is not to gamble to win!"
"Can you manage it? Ye is rich, Ye is willing!"
"You are all bare-chested, and you're still filling up your big tails here, brothers, beating them!"
Vegetable leaves, eggs, noodle soup, leftovers...... Several people hung all over their bodies, and there was an egg yolk that flowed down the back to the buttocks......
"You're new!" asked a boy who had won money inside.
"Yes, Childe!" said Xiao San.
"Play two tricks with your grandfather. Brother Gongzi shook his body and said arrogantly.
"Childe, the little one can't, I haven't learned. ”
"Lord is lucky today, he won money, and he is very happy. It doesn't matter, you can bet anything, you choose, if you win, you will give you ten taels of silver, and if you lose, you will give you one or two pieces of silver!"
"Little ones really can't! Why don't you go in and play again!"
"Master will bet with you, how about one to one hundred?"
The crowd outside hula came over, and some people who saw the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal said: "It's a good deal, bet with him!"
"Is it okay to guess the riddle? No, forget it!" Xiao San looked at Brother Gongzi and was embarrassed.
"Okay!"
"Shall I say it first?" said Xiao San. Brother Childe nodded.
"It has wings, it has no legs, it can walk or not fly, guess an animal?"
Brother Gongzi was stunned for a moment, then frowned, and was silent in thought......
Some people in the crowd also wanted a piece of the pie and guessed it......
After a long time, Brother Gongzi hung his head and said, "I don't know, I'll give you a hundred taels of silver!"
"It's my time!" said Childe.
"The riddle I came up with is the one you just said, what kind of animal do you say?"
"The little one doesn't know, Childe will give you a tael of silver!" Xiao San hurriedly stuffed it to Childe's brother.
"Nima's! you are playing me!" Brother Gongzi was furious, and greeted Xiao San's face with a palm, Xiao San turned around and ran, and Brother Gongzi chased after him.
"Damn! this ...... Ninety-nine taels of silver will be in hand, and it's too simple. ”
"People make money with their brains, you can't compare!"
"The kid, the white wolf with empty gloves is playing perfectly, and now I learned a hand again!"
"Scatter, scatter, sell tofu brains, continue to sell your tofu brains, don't look at it!"
"Grass, you gelding, follow me here to tug on chicken feathers!"
"Sell tofu brains, a bowl of money, drink a hundred diseases, and live a long life!"
"Gelding, gelding, hey, hey, this guest officer, do you want a gelding, make sure it doesn't hurt!"
"Fuck off, you can talk, why do you want me to cut it? Grass! I don't want to give you this heartless thing if there is a pig at home!"