Ji Shaoyi: "??? "Sorry to interrupt.

PUBG has 100 professional players participating in each game, and every game is a grand event with a large number of players.

Battles can happen at any time, wonderful operations emerge one after another, and the director can only choose the most exciting pictures to broadcast.

The star players have limited shots, and the less famous teams are more likely to have no shots the whole time.

Not to mention how many bullets are left in the gun in his hand at fifteen minutes and one seconds, the camera may not cut on him at the fifteenth minute and one second!

Ji Shao said that if I knew, there would be ghosts, and you are obviously embarrassed for me.

On the surface, there was still a smile on his face: "Oops~ I'm a girl, and everyone is not interested in these Dengxi~ People's attention is all on my brother's prosperous beauty~"

As he spoke, he was still standing on the shore and gave Shi Qi in the water a heart, so disgusting that Shi Qi almost didn't vomit out the overnight meal.

"Really?" Shi Qi raised his eyebrows, "Then may I ask again, what clothes did I wear that day?" How many buttons are buttoned? What is the clasp made of? ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "Are you a reincarnation of a bar, so many questions?

He took a deep breath, resisted the urge to pull this person out of the screen and beat him, and replied in a milky voice: "You must be wearing a team uniform to play the game~ Brother, you are too unqualified in this question~"

Then click into Baidu and start searching: What is the material of the button of the RT team's uniform......

Then he was embarrassed to find out...... Buckle a few buttons, and the RT team's jersey is all zippered.

Some straight men are inconspicuous on the surface, but they are digging pits everywhere behind their backs to test him.

The scheming dog man is the most annoying, he~tui!

Fortunately, he searched the Internet.

Ji Shaoyi was about to praise his wit, when he heard Shi Qiliang's swishing voice ringing in the headphones: "I'm sorry, I didn't play that game at all." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? ”

He was autistic.

[Hahahaha, some straight men can't flirt with their wives, and straight girls are one by one? 】

[Qi Shen: You think I'm on the first layer, but I'm actually on the fifth layer. 】

[Hahahahaha 】

[Hahahahaha 】

[Sui: As long as my husband is straight enough, no one can be green with me!] 】

【Good!】 It is worthy of my Qi God! 】

Looking at the figure of the two of them chasing after me in the quality square, Jiang Xiaosui suddenly wanted to chop off the hand that he agreed to his friend's application, it's okay to be cheap.

Qi Shen didn't talk so much when he was in a double row with him, why did he change his sister's vocal cords immediately?

Sure enough, all straight men love Lori?

In a whimsy, the plane took off. Jiang Xiaoshou casually marked a P city, and thought a little darkly: A girl with such a soft and cute voice, she is very vegetable at first glance, and when she falls to the ground, it is too late for her to hide everywhere, so she should not have time to harass Qi Shen, right?

What he didn't expect was that this girl marked a military base with her backhand, and said in a sassy voice: "P City is so boring, we just got the airport, right?" ”

When it was over, he said to Shi Qi cowardly: "Brother, you have to protect me~"

Brother Shi Qi didn't want to protect her, so he marked a ruin with his backhand, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious: How do you love it, Lao Tzu went to the ruins to pick up the rags.

As soon as he parachuted, the two men followed him.

Ji Shaoyi's mouth was not idle while parachuting, and the questions were one after another, as if checking the household registration: "Brother Huh, do you have a girlfriend now?" What kind of girls do you like? Mind if the age difference is huge? ”

And Shi Qi didn't know whether he was crazy or what, he didn't take her words as a deaf ear for the first time, and replied to her with a backhand and asked three times: "Are you really my fan?" Really watched me play? Why don't we even know that our jersey doesn't have buttons? ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......"

For a moment, he had a slight doubt about his judgment: Can Shi Qi, a simple man, really pick up his family? How could he think it was unlikely?

He even wondered if these two people were worshipping each other, and they were lovers on the surface, but in fact they were good brothers in socialism.

Lang Qiao is so straight, maybe he taught it!

Thinking of the past when he was rejected by Lang Qiao, Ji Shaoyi counted all the accounts on his head, and as soon as his throat cleared, he was disgusted even more: "Oops~ People usually have too much homework and heavy studies, so they don't have time to watch my brother's games~ But my love for my brother will never change~~~"

Before Shi Qi could answer, Jiang Xiaosui said weakly: "That...... Our Worlds is right in the summer. ”

"And today, Tuesday, why do you have time to play games when you have too much homework due to heavy schoolwork?" Shi Qi added.

Ji Shaoyi: "......", you husband and wife teamed up to bully me!

But what could he do? He couldn't call Lang Qiao over and bully him back.

If his family knew that he hooked up with wild men in the game, he wouldn't have to pick his skin and pull his tendons?

Ji Shaoyi felt terrible when he thought about it, and even his voice was even more pitiful: "Huh~ People are day students~ And they are about to enter the third year of junior high school, and they are going to cram school in the summer vacation~"

Shi Qi: "......" Well, a person who is about to enter the third year of junior high school and is going to cram school in the summer vacation secretly plays games on Tuesday night.

Interesting.

The corners of his lips hooked darkly, and he said slowly: "Is the second year of junior high school?" Listen to the memorization of "The Story of the Nuclear Boat"? ”

Ji Shaoyi was completely numb, and the moment he landed, he even wanted to pick up a gun and fight with him, not to bully people like this.

And while Jiang Xiaosui gloating, he didn't forget to add fuel to his fire secretly: "If you don't know how to speak, it's okay to memorize math, such as a perfect square formula or something." ”

Shi Qi nodded: "Physics is also okay, but let's talk about the three elements of force?" ”

"Is there a second year of chemistry?" Jiang Xiaosui was actually a little confused by this scumbag, and said weakly: "Or what is the Chinese name of SB?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" master, don't read it.

If SB has a Chinese name, it must be Shi Qi and Jiang Xiaosui, and they do not accept refutation!

How much does he not want to think about it, so that when there is a straight woman in the family, he will come out and steal the straight man of steel?

If Lang Qiao could make him so angry that he only had one breath left, then Qi pulled him out of oxygen with his backhand.

If this continues, the cemetery and personal accident insurance he bought in advance may have to work......

He was about to be driven crazy, and the melon-eating crowd in the live broadcast room was about to die of laughter.

[Hahahahahaha Cp at any time, online persuasion? ] 】。

[Shocked! The girl in the flower season was actually taken by two men to take turns to investigate the knowledge points! Is behind the truth the annihilation of humanity or the degradation of morality? 】