[Hahahahahaha 】

[Chemistry was only learned in the third year of junior high school, follow you, the scumbag! ] 】

[Hahahahaha 】

In the barrage full of hahaha, Ji Shaoyi sniffed and cried: "Brother I'm sorry, I'm afraid that you won't take me to play because I'm young, so I lied to you......"

"Actually......" In order to achieve the effect of confusing the real with the fake and pitiful for me, he also sobbed twice contrivedly: "Actually, I am a primary school student!" ”

Ji Shaoyi pretended to cry while thinking: The junior high school master can't do it, but the elementary school one should know it, right?

He didn't believe that Shi Qi could still be difficult to defeat him!

And Shi Qi snorted coldly, and the perverted question of primary school came as soon as he opened his mouth: "A frog climbs up from the bottom of a 7-meter-deep well, climbs 3 meters during the day and falls 2 meters at night, how many days can it climb to the wellhead?" ”

Just kidding, he was a top student before he played e-sports, and he had to go to tutor the children in the neighborhood every winter and summer vacation, and he was the best at dealing with this kind of bear child.

And Ji Xiong Kid Shaoyi counted with his fingers for a long time, and said weakly: "7, 7 days? ”

Climb 3 meters a day and slide 2 meters = climb 1 meter a day, according to this progress, isn't it 7 days?

The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more he felt that there was nothing wrong.

"Wrong." Shi Qi's expression was like looking at a fool: "The frog climbed 1 meter every day for the first 4 days, and climbed 3 meters on the 5th day and came out directly." ”

At the end, he raised his eyebrows and asked him mockingly: "Or do you think that this frog has cerebral palsy like you, and it doesn't know how to go when it climbs to the mouth of the well on the fifth day, and waits for it to slide down again?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" You have cerebral palsy, your whole family has cerebral palsy!

He lost, he lost badly!

I knew that I could use it when I broke heads with my rival, and when he was a child, he didn't skip class every day to go to the flyover!

As long as he could listen to a sentence or two casually during class, he would not be so embarrassed by Shi Qi!

Ji Shaoyi regretted that while his intestines were green, he could even make up for it in his brain, when the steel straight man Xueba Qi Helang the steel straight daughter Xueba Qiao got together every day, you test me a math problem, and I ask you the sweet appearance of a text.

During the holidays, you must have given me a set of "Five-Year High School Entrance Examination Three-year Simulation", and I sent you a set of "College Entrance Examination Past Questions".

Not to mention dating, two people who have been busy all day find a secluded little corner, you do your five-three, and I do my test papers.

Xueba couples walk together, whoever has a low score is a dog!

Yes! Is this the love of the legendary school bully? It's enviable to think about...... A hammer.

Ji Shaoyi even felt that the reason why the two of them couldn't get together later may be because Shi Qi betrayed their alliance of 'Xueba couples go together, whoever has a low score is a dog', and became obsessed with the little goblin of the game.

But that's not right...... His family Langjun also played the game very happily......

The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more confused he felt, at the moment he couldn't do the question, and he couldn't say it, except to use the language he was best at to fool around, there was no other way.

"Boom......"

"Shut up." Shi Qi interrupted him without hesitation, "I don't want to talk to the scumbag. ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......", is this the arrogance of Xueba?

"I, I, I...... I seem to be a scumbag too......" Jiang Xiaosui raised his hand weakly.

Shi Qi glanced at him coldly: "You also shut up." ”

Jiang Xiaosui: "......" knock! I thought I could have special treatment!

[Hahahahaha 】

[Hahahaha Qi God, be sober, that's your wife! ] 】

[Hahahaha Qi God is crazy, and they are all starting to be indistinguishable from friend and foe! ] 】

[Qi Shen: I'm crazy and even kill my wife! 】

Jiang Xiaosui shut up aggrievedly.

Ji Shaoyi was not so obedient, and the more Shi Qi resisted, the more he wanted to tease him.

He can handle a straight woman of steel, why can't a straight man of steel?

So he didn't pick up the medicine or gun after he landed, he followed Shi Qi's ass the whole time, and he would disgust him when he got the chance: "Brother, brother, do you want the third-level head?" I've got one here~"

The other party didn't want to talk to him and rewarded him with a grenade.

Ji Shao dodged with a smile and gave him a bottle of Coke: "Brother, brother~ Do you want to drink it?" The people's body temperature will help you warm up~"

Shi Qi didn't even glance at the bottle of drink, and raised his hand to give him a shot.

Ji Shaoyi snorted: "I hate it~ You shoot people to provoke it~"

Shi Qi: "......" damn it, I want to kill her.

He turned around ruthlessly and walked into a small toilet, Ji Shaoyi followed immediately, shaking his head and saying to him, "Brother, why don't you talk and provoke?" Did I you off? ”

Shi Qi resisted the urge to kill his teammates, took a deep breath, and typed a few words on the keyboard.

[Don't want to take a name: hearing impairment, don't pronounce voice.] 】

Ji Shaoyi: "......" God is fucking hearing impaired, weren't you quite capable when you scolded me just now?

He manipulated his game character to the door of the small toilet and stood still.

Shi Qi walked around the small toilet, but he didn't find anything good, he turned his head and was about to leave, but he saw this non-mainstream little Lori tilting her head and standing in the middle of the door, blocking the way out.

The windows of the small toilet cannot be opened, and if you want to go out, you can only walk through the door.

Ji Shaoyi pretended to be cute and shook his head at him, but the words he said were not cute at all: "If you give me a heart, I will let you out." ”

Shi Qi: "......" God is fucking more heart-to-heart.

He raised his hand with a big mouth, and said fiercely: "Get out of the way, or I will kill you." ”

"I don't!" Ji Shao didn't blink an eye: "Even if you kill me, my heart is still on you~"

Shi Qi: "......" who wants your heart.

Is cerebral palsy so unreasonable?

He was completely enlightened, and when he squatted in the small toilet with a gun, he didn't move, as if he was squatting in prison.

Ji Shaoyi's heart was dark for a while, and he even touched his mobile phone and played a song "Tears in the Iron Window" for him.

As soon as the sad prelude came out, everyone in the live broadcast room cried.

Laughing and crying.

[Hahahahaha Through the screen, I felt Qi Shen's deep helplessness. 】

[Hahahaha, what's going on, Qi Shen? ] Why did you accidentally squat in the game? 】

[Don't say anything, Qi Shen will transform it well, and be a new person after he comes out! ] 】

After a long prelude, a sad male voice sounded: "Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains~ I look outside with my hands on the iron window......"

When I heard it, Qi wanted to burst out of her, and then blacked her.

He didn't do anything about the blocked person, Jiang Xiaosui was in a hurry first when he was outside, "Sister, what are you doing here?" Didn't he just care about your studies, why did you take revenge? ”