Chapter 296 Chapter 1: This Monk Is Cute?

There was a sigh in the darkness.

[Forget it, when it is confirmed later, you will believe it, now, I will send you to the next world, and then let you possess the soul lamp as much as possible, so that she will not do anything to you. 】

"Are you sure?"

For this, the figure still didn't believe it.

And the thing in the darkness nodded.

[Yes, so far, she doesn't want to expose her ambitions, so she will maintain the three elements and three layers here, and she will not let the soul lamp be destroyed, otherwise it will be difficult to explain to others, and, when I find an opportunity to let you possess the soul lamp, then we will get closer and closer to our goal. 】

"Let's go, let's goβ€”"

The figure waved his hand, sighing weakly.

"What you say sounds good, but why does Lao Tzu think it's so unreliable?"

And, after he muttered, the figure disappeared from the darkness, leaving only the throne that shone with a dark golden light.

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[I want to ride a horse and whip with you, and the sword will be in the world. - Zhan Xingyan. 】

The Demon Cult is flourishing, and decency is withering.

The rivers and lakes are wanton, and the wicked are full.

This is an era of war and chaos, the rivers and lakes collude with the imperial court, wanton rampant and unreasonable, life and death trampling, and among them, it is the most evil demon cult.

Wherever there is trouble, there will be demon cults involved.

Wherever there is war, there is still the Demon Sect involved.

It can be said that the word Demon Sect is hated and condemned by everyone.

But the great devil of the Demon Sect is a man with strong martial arts, and almost no one can match him.

This man, dressed in red all the year round, sits in his big red sedan chair that has not been changed all the year round, no matter where he goes, he is full of flowers, the smell of wine is all over the ground, and the bones are piled up, which can be said to be a first-class villain who is extravagant and luxurious, rotten and **.

And, this first-level villain, Zhan Xingyan, is the target of the task.

The big guy squatted in the thatched hut with the system, pulling the plot, and after pulling it, he turned to the task requirements.

The requirements of this mission are really very simple, and only one sentence is given.

Coax the stars to be happy.

Big Guy: "......"

System: [......]

What kind of task are you going to do with such a riotous and casual task?

Why is it getting more and more confusing?

Obviously, it was quite normal before, but why did this style of painting suddenly change?

Is it a loss of morality? Or is it a distortion of human nature??

The big guy with an indifferent face looked at the system expressionlessly.

"Are you doing something?"

【!! It's not me!! 】

As soon as the system exploded, quickly explained.

[How could I have issued such a tasteless task to you?] This is what I received after coming here, and it's none of my business! 】

"Oh."

The big guy still has an indifferent face.

"It seems that the thief who sent you the task request wants to do something."

[Yes, yes! Big guy Mingjian! Definitely not me! 】

Regardless of it, as long as the big guy doesn't count this on his head!

"So, what's my name?"

[Your name is -]

The system flipped back, then looked at the name, blinked, and then realized that something was wrong with this dead woman.

It looked up at the big guy, then down at the name, andβ€”

[Poof-]

Laughing out loud without any desire to survive, the more he laughed, the more he laughed, the more rampant he became.

Let the big guy cover its mouth directly, and the threat of slow swallowing.

"You're laughing very loudly, don't shut up, seal you!"

[Okay, well, shut up! 】

The laughing system nodded and cleared his throat.

[Well, the big guy's name this time is, Muyu. 】

"Wooden fish?"

[Yes, the wood of the wood, the fish of the fish, that is, the wooden fish knocked by the monks, and, if the big guy's outfit is correct at the moment, it is a little monk. 】

Poof-

I want to laugh again!

Ahahaha-

The big guy has become a monk!

Little monk!

Super super cute, super super white and chubby little meat monk ahahahahahah-

I'm laughing to death!

This stalk can make me laugh for a hundred years, hahaha-

However, the big guy who heard the system say this, calmly reached out and stroked his smooth little head, and then looked down at the gray servant clothes covered with various patches, which looked like a little beggar, but not like a little monk at all.

Butβ€”

She touched it up and touched the Buddha beads hanging around her neck, and then she confirmed that this was really a little monk.

Well.

Little monk.

A little monk who doesn't look much older, the flesh is mushy, and it is very textured when pinched.

The big guy who touched himself up and down groaned.

"It's quite comfortable to the touch?"

System: [......]

What strange hobby has this dead woman awakened?

The system, which was frightened by the content of the brain supplement, quickly shook its head.

[What, big guy, go out, this little hut looks like it's about to collapse-]

However, the words of the crow's mouth of the system fell.

This hut is a little bit, and the ball is completely finished.

The big guy who was suddenly smashed in the face: "......"

Suddenly the system of the crow's beak upper body: [......]

For a while, the air was a little quiet, and the big guy who was so embarrassed for the first time glanced at the system expressionlessly, and the whole body of the system was cold, and he shivered, and then he explained that he wanted to save his life.

[Uh, this, this is pure accident! It's true! It was a pure accident! It's definitely not my doing! Not really! 】

"Ha~, look! What really happened to that stupid monk! He really didn't escape~"

As a result, as soon as the system's words fell, there were several bear children's laughter behind the hut, making one person and one system turn their heads and look back.

At this glance, I saw several half-grown children, with sticks, axes, and machetes in their hands, and that the hut that looked very dilapidated had been destroyed by them.

Let the system grin.

Yo he~

These bear cubs are really bear guts!

Even this dead woman dares to pit?

Awesome!

And, the big guy who was ridiculed by a few bear children slowly got up from the ground and walked towards them slowly.

A few of the bear children laughed louder.

"Hahaha! Look at it, this stinky monk walks like a duck, swaying from side to side, so embarrassed! It's a shame~"

"That's it!"

"Stinky monk! Stinky monk! ”

The thieves laughed and scolded at the big guy, and some spat at her.

Let the expressionless boss reach out and hold the murder weapon in their hands, and in their laughter, the murder weapon was pinched and exploded little by little, and even turned into a little ash stain and disappeared between each other's hands, the laughter of several bear children stopped abruptly.

My eyes widened even more incredibly, and after a while, I cried out!

He ran backwards with a roll, crying while running, and shouting without forgetting it.

"Youkai! Monster! The man-eating youkai is coming!! The stinky monk is a monster and a monster!! ”

That shout is not an exaggeration to say that it is earth-shattering.

However, the big guy patted the little meat claw slowly and asked the system:

"Where is the water, I want to take a bath, it stinks!"

【……】

Boss, your attitude has changed a little faster, right?

The corners of the system's mouth twitched, and he was extremely speechless.

Where do I know where there is water? It's not like you don't know, I can't do an azimuth detection-"