"So, did you sleep with that mallard!"

"So, did you have an adult's little girl's belly?"

After the two cursed hatefully, they turned their heads and glared at each other, asking in unison, but when they heard each other's questions, they almost subconsciously spoke in unison.

"How is that possible?!"

"How is that possible!?"

…… Well, the pimple in my heart is suddenly gone.

So what have the two of them been doing all these years?!

Unable to sigh and stroke her forehead, Situ's mother looked at the depressed Situ father who kicked the wall and couldn't help laughing.

Laughing and laughing, his eyes turned red.

It's good that her love has always been there and hasn't gone away.

It's good that her son is also back, although he has changed his body and appearance, but his son is a son and will not change.

All of this, thanks to that girl—

She turned her head towards the girl who looked decent, grabbed the flowers and scattered them in the coffin, carried the Bible, recited a few hundred years of good harmony, and then bent her eyes to the girl who covered the crystal coffin at random and let people be buried.

Turning, he left his man behind and walked over to the girl.

"I haven't asked for your name yet."

"Jun Chu."

The big guy looked at the soul body of the current temporary mandate and blinked.

"Well, you can live to be a hundred years old, and then I can fulfill one, about your own heart, and send you back."

This go back, where are you going back, Situ and his son looked confused, only Situ Ye (Rui) looked at the big guy with tears in his eyes, and he was wronged.

"Yes, can you take me away?"

Grandpa Situ: "......" This is really a sister-in-law?!

Situ's father: "Get out!" Stay away from my daughter-in-law! ”

…… The mother and son looked at the furious Situ father with expressionless faces, and then laughed.

It was almost the same smile as a hair, and it almost didn't jump up when Situ's father was frightened!! What the hell is this, what the hell is this trying to do?!

Why is the scene of such a scary laugh so familiar?

Illusion!

It must be an illusion!!

Situ's father, who has been pitted out of the psychological shadow by his daughter-in-law and his bear son several times, grabbed his daughter-in-law's hand and walked out.

Now that I think about it, it's good that the bear son is gone, and the provincial turn back always jumps out from time to time to hurt him!

On the contrary, anyway, he is also a person with a daughter-in-law now, so he obediently go to accompany his daughter-in-law! Don't mess with him all the time!

Thinking about it this way-

Situ's father, who was still crying a moment ago, actually hummed a little song at this moment, which is also very strange, it is not a loss that Situ Rui is father and son, it is completely carved out of the same mold.

In any case, this half-funeral drama and half-farce wedding and funeral were held, and everyone went back to their respective homes and found their own mothers.

However, opposite the big guy's house, there was a different neighbor, Situ Ye (Rui).

He squatted on the big guy every day, hoping that the big guy would sympathize and send him back.

However, the big guy was hard-hearted, and he ignored him completely, so that Situ Ye (Rui) didn't know how many tears he shed.

As a result, everyone in the outside world knows that Situ Ye, the head of the Situ family, is madly infatuated with a woman.

It is said that the woman is as beautiful as a fairy, and a man will be hooked away from her soul if she looks at it more, and she is rumored to be amazing, even Situ Ye's male secretary nodded and admitted it, which shows that Situ Boss is sincere.

Of course, many people still didn't believe it, waiting to see the woman's joke, but this joke was watched for decades, and it wasn't until Situ Boss was buried in the ground that everyone suddenly realized.

Oh.

So that's what happened-

Situ boss is very affectionate, but the girl doesn't like it at all!

Otherwise, they wouldn't be single until they died, right?

As for where did the big guy who was annoyed by Situ Rui's crying gone?

Naturally, he returned to Jun Chu's body.

Jun Chu didn't die, but his soul was out of his body and he was lying in the hospital all the time.

While recuperating in the hospital, he avoided Situ Rui until the end of the vacation, which was perfect~

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How many times?

The figure sitting in the darkness with an expressionless face looked gloomily at himself who was thrown back to the starting point again, pounded the throne under him hatefully, and gritted his teeth.

"Not to say! As long as I have more contact with her, can I make her like me subtly? ”

【……】

There was silence in the darkness, and there was not even a movement except for the figure, as if a psychotic was talking to himself.

Correct.

"Speak! Dumb? Didn't you be able to say it when I first found Lao Tzu!? It's not squeaking anymore?! ”

【…… Chirping? 】

In the darkness cursed by the figure, a mouse-like squeak sounded and made the figure laugh angrily.

"Speak to Lao Tzu!"

【——Okay~】

In the darkness, something was sighing, making an indistinguishable voice, helplessly explaining.

[How do I know that woman is so difficult?] I've really tried my best to put you next to her, but who would have thought that she would kick it out when she said it? 】

“！ Are you blaming Lao Tzu for not being attractive enough to seduce her? Isn't it! ”

[Hey~, don't say it, it's really your problem! 】

Who knows, that thing in the dark is still energetic, and biubiubiubiu's complaints are non-stop.

[No, I said you, as a man! Be soft when it's time to be soft! Be hard when it's time to be hard! Women are such things, how much coaxing, how much to please and flatter, you can be hooked, if you don't write like this? 】

"Fart!"

The figure scolded angrily.

"Which book in your house says that the target of the raider is a powerful person, with a breakthrough ability, if you say more nonsense, you will be beaten, if you quarrel with her more, you will be threatened, and even if you don't agree with each other, you will be thrown out of the world and go back to your hometown!?"

"You look for me! Can you find me a copy! Count me in losing! ”

【…… Isn't it now? You're not in the middle of a raider? 】

"I, what the—"

The bald figure was so angry that he picked up the throne on his body and smashed it towards the darkness.

"Is this a book! Is this a book! It's a living world!! Do you understand the world of the 28th Classic!! ”

[Not necessarily——]

Who knows, the thing in the darkness threw the throne back lightly, and landed under the figure's ass, and then he snorted at the expression of the figure's frowning.

[Don't be deceived by her, she is used to deceiving people, up and down in the three elements and three layers, all of them have been deceived by her, and even that Taiyi has been deceived by her, what is the real world? It's just a fictional thing, and even her current identity as the tower owner was snatched from someone else! 】

[In short, she is not as terrible as you think, even if she really does it to you, she can't kill you, after all, you have me, so rest assured, as long as you get her heart, what you want, and what I want, you can easily achieve it! ] 】

However, the figure held his hands on his chest, sitting on the throne like an uncle, and pulling his mouth with a smile.

"Are you stupid when you step on a horse? In the world of truth and falsehood, Lao Tzu can still distinguish between the true and the false! ”

[You really don't believe me? 】