I'm afraid this emperor doesn't know yet, it's still a tiger and wolf, and there is another way of saying it-

'General Si', who was disturbed by someone on vacation and was in a very bad mood, looked at the prodigal emperor with a strange look, pulled the corners of his thin lips, and opened his mouth calmly and angrily.

"Your Majesty, don't you really want to know, am I sick? Why are you so resistant to taking a wife? ”

！

With these words, His Majesty the Emperor, who was angry, instantly came to his senses, threw the uneaten grapes on the plate, sat up with a swish, and looked at him with great interest.

"Let's talk about it! There are no outsiders here, just the two of us, you should talk to me, no, you are telling me, are you really not there? That's why you are so resistant to marrying a daughter-in-law? Or is there something hidden that no one knows? ”

"Eat that plate of grapes."

Seeing that the emperor actually threw the grapes stained with his saliva on the plate so casually, and the 'General Si', who had also 'polluted' the remaining grapes, squinted his eyes, and became even more fierce.

Such a look made the corners of the emperor's mouth twitch, and he looked at him speechlessly.

"What's wrong with you? I can't finish eating! ”

"Eat!"

'General Si' looked at him viciously, and if he didn't eat it, he forcibly stuffed him in his mouth and forced him to eat!

Even, he also deducted the corner of the table and pinched it into ashes, the threat was self-evident, which made His Majesty the Emperor's eyebrows skip a beat, and he quickly reached out and hugged the plate in his arms, and glared at him angrily while stuffing grapes into his mouth.

"Is that okay?"

'General Si' glanced at him, and when he stuffed grapes into his mouth, and when he was happily stuffed, the old god spat out a sentence—

"Because, I don't feel for women, maybe I have feelings for men."

…… Ga?

While stuffing the last few grapes in his mouth, His Majesty the Emperor, who wanted to eat them in one go, and then go to the thatched house, was coldly choked by Feng Lang's words that were not shocking and did not repair!

He didn't react for several seconds, until he felt that his breathing was about to be cut off and he was about to suffocate, he suddenly turned his head sideways, trying to spit out the grapes in his mouth, so that he could slow down his breathing.

However, the quick-eyed 'General Si' stood up directly with a book, put the book on his mouth with a snap, and even pressed the back of his head with his other hand, which was bound to make him swallow the grapes in his mouth raw.

"Woo woo woo !!!!"

With grapes stuck in his throat and eyes, he couldn't spit it out or swallow it, and His Majesty the Emperor, who was about to suffocate, didn't expect that he would do such a murder!

His face was shocked, and he quickly reached out and kicked his legs, desperately pulling him!

Let him let go quickly!

Hurry up and let go!

Otherwise, I'm really going to die!

But, I just want to teach him a deep lesson, the emperor of the province is too idle, always appearing in her house from time to time, and the 'General Si' who disturbed her leisure smiled gloomily at him at the moment when he blushed and rolled his eyes, and was about to be suffocated and choked to death.

"Are you still idle?"

"Woooooooooooo

No more idleness!

No more idleness!

"Do you still have the hexagram of the Eight Laozi?"

"Woooooooooooo

Not eight!

Not eight!

"Do you have anything else to do to come to my house to hang out?"

"Woooooooooooo

Don't wander around!

Don't wander around!

"Heh, if you don't have a long memory, I'll hang you in the sea next time to feed the fish!"

Saying this, he let go of the back of His Majesty's head, and at the moment when His Majesty the Emperor hurriedly retreated and slowed down his breathing, he suddenly reached out, picked up the cup he had drunk tea from, and poked him in his mouth, and then, in His Majesty's stunned and incredible gaze, he calmly let go of his hand and patted it.

"Well, get out."

“……”

Me, I'm fucking Uncle Nun!

His Majesty the Emperor, who was about to be laughed at, or in his life, no one dared to treat him like this-

Uh-

It's not right either—

When Feng Lang was still the little master of the Feng family, this bastard would beat him from time to time!

is upright, the kind of beating that doesn't put on a sack, and after the beating, he hangs him on a tree, so that everyone can see his appearance-

At that time, although he was not too favored by his father, he was also a prince with a big name, and now, he was the king of a country, and this bastard of a dog day dared to treat him like he did when he was a child?!

It's too much!

Super excessive!

His Majesty the Emperor, who was so angry that he wanted to cry, didn't know whether to crush the grapes in his throat and swallow them first, or to pull out the teacup that was stuck with Rika first, and for a while, he slammed the table with hatred.

In the end, at the moment when the table was smashed, the teacup stuck in his mouth was also shattered by him with internal force, and then the grapes in his throat were shattered, which saved him from the fate of choking to death!

"Feng Lang! You bastard!! ”

However, at the moment when his mouth was saved and he was able to speak, our angry Emperor His Majesty jumped up and pointed at the nose of the young man opposite and scolded!

"You bastard! How dare you do this to me! ”

"Still noisy?"

'General Si', who had a cold light in his eyes, turned his hand to take his teacup and squinted at him, a bright threat.

"Do you want another one?"

“！！！ You, you-"

His Majesty the Emperor, who was really angry and helpless, flicked his sleeves, stepped his shoulders, and left!

I can't afford to provoke him, can't I hide it?!

It's just that when he walked to the door, he suddenly stopped and looked at him strangely.

"No, you really like men?"

"You can try."

'General Si' glanced at him calmly, and in the flash of His Majesty the Emperor's brilliance, he slowly mended the knife.

"If you dare to ruin my reputation, the ancestors of the Feng family, and even my aunt, will hack you to death with a knife at night, if you don't believe it, you can try."

“……”

Is it the ancestors of the Feng family, and my mother and concubine who hacked me to death, or did you quietly lurk in the palace and hack me to death?

His Majesty the Emperor, who kept twitching the corners of his mouth, glanced at him viciously, snorted coldly, and left.

Uh, well-

Regardless of whether this guy really likes men or pretends to like men, this is not something that can be exposed, otherwise, cough, well, the Feng family will really be gone, and his sin will be really great!

Touching his nose, His Majesty the Emperor, who left the Zhenguo General's Mansion, was crooked in the dragon chair in all directions, no matter how he thought about it, he asked the temporary eunuch on duty:

"Hey, you said cousin, he doesn't really like men, does he?"

Eunuch: "......"

Your Majesty, this proposition, the minions dare not answer!

"-Actually, if you think about it, maybe it's still true-"

Eunuch: "......"

It's not the emperor, where do you think you go, you think that the general really likes men?

"-After all, my cousin is not too young, and this year, he is also weak, but not to mention that there is not even a woman around him, and there is not even a girl who warms the bed, it's really wrong——"

Eunuch: "......"