Your Majesty, the girl who warms the bed seems to be a woman too, right?

"-That's it, my cousin said that he likes men, and there are traces to follow——"

Eunuch: "......"

Your Majesty, calm down.

There are a lot of young and talented adults in our court, and those adults seem to be quite clean, and there are no women around, and there are no bed warmers, so why don't you think they like men too?

"-No! I'm still going to find a chance to test my cousin! I wonder if he doesn't want to marry his daughter-in-law so early? Or is it really sick? Or maybe I really like men! ”

Eunuch: "......"

Your Majesty, you have eaten enough grapes today, and your mouth is swollen enough, can you stop for a while?

I was helpless like an old mother, but the eunuch who didn't dare to say anything on his lips could only look at His Majesty, who had just come back from the General's Mansion in a second, and the chair under his butt hadn't even been hot, but he ran away in a hurry.

This made the eunuch sigh tiredly and follow resignedly.

It's also quite helpless to have such an unobtrusive master.

"Feng Lang! Walk! I, uh, cousin, I'll take you shopping! Eat delicious! ”

Before the person entered the General's Mansion, the clear voice that belonged to His Majesty the Emperor sounded in the General's Mansion again, making the little servants on duty in each courtyard look at each other helplessly and shake their heads.

Their Emperor His Majesty is also absolutely amazing, he has been tossed and teased by the general like that, why is he still running so carelessly!

Didn't you just angrily scold their general for being a bastard?

How does this run on the front foot and come back with the back foot?

I'm really not afraid that none of their generals will hold back and kill him!

Ahem –

Well, that's not a good idea, it's a bit of a big reversal!

Hurriedly dragged back the brain circuits of his running wild, while helplessly kneeling on the ground to say hello, and at the same time went to report to their generals in a hurry, the emperor is here again!

And, there was no need for the little guys' to report at all, and the green tendons on the head of the 'General Si', who had already heard the emperor's loud voice, were suspected of wanting to jump out, so he stood up expressionlessly, walked to the door, and looked at the young man who was rushing like the wind, swishing at him.

"Do you really want to be hacked to death in bed at night?"

！ Ahem cough cough –

The eunuch who came with his master was frightened as soon as he heard this, and he quickly avoided it from afar, in case he heard something terrible!

And, as if he didn't care at all, whether he would really be hacked to death on the dragon bed His Majesty the Emperor, smiled at 'General Si', and reached out to pull his arm while laughing.

"Let's go! A new hot pot building has opened in Beijing! At this time, it is a great thing in life to eat and sweat profusely! Let's go! Come with me! ”

“……”

A 'General Si' who didn't notice that he was being dragged out sighed, as if he was a little helpless, reached out and pinched his eyebrows, glanced at the eunuch who followed behind him, and pulled his mouth.

"You don't care about him like a bear?"

Eunuch: "......"

General, you are laughing, in this world, except for the Snow Emperor and the Concubine, there is only you, right now, except for you, who can manage Your Majesty?

You asked the minions, didn't you kill the minions?

The eunuch who complained all kinds of things in his heart, but he didn't dare to show anything on his face, and he didn't dare to say anything in his mouth, so he could only laugh with him, feeling that he might not be able to handle this position, and he didn't know when the commander would come back?

If he comes back, he should be an honest little secret guard, not a eunuch!

It's really hard!

Mandarin duck hot pot building.

I don't know who invented it first, but in recent days, there have been a lot of things in the capital.

And, the so-called Mandarin Duck Hot Pot Building, to a certain extent, is a miniature version of the hot pot, of course, the hot pot is not only a small pot, but also a large pot.

The cauldron is open to those ordinary people, after all, ordinary people are actually not so particular about food, they are all big guys sitting together and eating around a table.

However, for some people with status, they don't like this kind of food stained with other people's saliva, so there is a separate small hot pot.

Ordinary people use iron pots, while noble people use silver pots, and further up, those with a certain status can use gold pots, and even good jade pots.

But the jade pot is extremely expensive, not that person, I'm afraid I won't need it.

Right now, His Majesty the Emperor asked people to serve two jade pots and winked at the young man opposite.

"Taste it? Is it said to be delicious? ”

“……”

Looking at the hot pot in front of him, the 'General Si' glanced at His Majesty the Emperor, whose movements were numb, as if he had done it a thousand times, and pulled his mouth.

"Didn't you sneak out of the palace?"

“!”

His Majesty the Emperor, who was holding slices of meat, scalding them in a jade pot and eating them with spices, was shocked by his words, and quickly shook his head to deny it, but he couldn't say anything against his heart by those clear and clear eyes.

This made him cough lightly and touch his nose and grunt.

"Not a few times, just, just two or three times once in a while!"

Eunuch in the backdrop: "......"

Your Majesty, can you touch your still hot conscience and tell me that you have to run out at least seventeen or eighteen times a month, and ten of these seventeen or eighteen times come to eat this hot pot.

At this time, when I came to the general, why did it become two or three times a while?

A few days ago, I didn't know who was on fire, foaming at the mouth, and scolding in pain?

The eunuch's complaint in his heart, His Majesty the Emperor himself could not hear it, but 'General Si' glanced at him, turned his face to look at the young Emperor's Majesty, shook his head, didn't say anything, lowered his eyes and ate the hot pot.

It's just that as soon as the two of them started eating, there was a noise outside, which made His Majesty the Emperor twist his eyebrows, looking a little displeased, and the eunuch who was waiting on the side flashed out as soon as possible, staring at the people outside with a cold face.

"My master is eating inside, everyone is too noisy, please be quiet, otherwise I'm welcome!"

As soon as these words came out, the noisy person on the other side shifted the target, turned his head with a brush, glared at him angrily, and scolded.

"What are you?! Ye is here to speak! How can you have a part? Who are you, master? Dare to charge your head in front of Lao Tzu?! ”

As soon as the scolding fell, he raised his hand and spoke to the subordinates who didn't know why they were pushing and shoving others.

"Go! Take this eyeless one! Beat me to death! In the future, there will always be some people who don't think that the master is easy to bully, so they will collide at will! ”

"Yes! Master! ”

As soon as this person came to life, the young men reflexively brushed their hands and shot at the eunuch.

And, to everyone's surprise, the eunuch didn't even move his footsteps, and smashed the young men who rushed up to the ground to death, if it weren't for the faint breathing in his chest, everyone thought they had been killed!

Good night.

(End of chapter)