Volume 1 Ip Man Chapter 28: Roll over!
After Lin Hong heard this, he covered his face, yes, he really ran into two living treasures!
"I've convinced you, can you stop staring at me, let's talk?" Lin Hong tried to change the topic, "For example, where are you two fighting?" ”
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The atmosphere once fell into a very embarrassing situation, Lin Hong looked at the Li family brothers staring at the boss's eyes, but they just didn't speak, and couldn't help but be discouraged, "Forget it, what do you like!" With that, he turned around and wanted to go up the mountain.
But before he could take a few steps, two figures came to his side like a gust of wind, and the two brothers of the Li family appeared in front of him, still not saying a word, just staring vigorously with their eyes.
They stared at Lin Hong, it didn't matter, the key was that their extremely different body sizes just blocked the way up the mountain.
Now Lin Hong is 'nowhere to go'.
He stood in front of the Li brothers and waved his hand, motioning for them to stand aside and stare at them.
But the two brothers of the Li family didn't seem to see the meaning of Lin Hong's gesture, and they still stood in place and stared motionless.
Lin Hong was impatient, so he directly stretched out his hand and put it on the tall Li Tiezhu, and pulled it hard.
Well! Motionless!
Lin Hong was a little surprised, and added a little more strength.
Well, still not moving!
Lin Hong looked at the tall and sturdy body, swallowed his saliva, put his eyes on the short man next to him, stretched out his hand on the other party's shoulder, smiled, and pulled hard.
Hearing only an ouch, Li Tieniu's body was like a gourd that fell to the ground, and he rolled to the side with a grunt.
Well, this time it's much easier, and sure enough, the persimmon is still soft and pinched.
The road was let out, and Lin Hong wanted to move forward with a sense of relief.
But as soon as he took a step, he heard a whistling sound flash beside him, and a figure appeared in front of Lin Hong at a speed that was difficult to catch with the naked eye.
Lin Hong was shocked, quickly retracted his steps, and looked at it, isn't this the second eye that has just become a rolling gourd!
I didn't expect the other party to be short, but he was so agile!
In such a short period of time, from three or four meters away to get up and run to the original position, this kind of skill is not much different from a monkey!
Of course, the other party also looked like a monkey.
"Dude, get out of the way!" Although the other party was as agile as electricity, Lin Hong was not afraid at all, and still stretched out a hand on Li Tieniu's shoulder and pulled hard.
Li Tieniu was really the same as his elder brother, just glaring at Lin Hong with his eyes, but he didn't stretch out his hand to block it, nor did he speak.
There was a thud, this was the dull sound of the flesh hitting the ground, and this time the second child of the Li family was very hard, and he didn't let out a miserable howl.
The voice became quieter, Lin Hong took a quick step, and wanted to run over the road that Li Tieniu got out of, but as soon as he took a step, a violent wind blew beside him, and a figure appeared in front of him again, it was Li Tieniu, the second eldest of the Li family.
Li Tieniu snorted lightly, hummed out all the dirt drilled into his nostrils, and continued to stare with Erha-like eyes.
Lin Hong doesn't even want to say anything now, how did these two simple-minded and well-developed people survive until now?
Just stretch out your hand, pull it, and roll it! Erha Eye!
Sure enough, before he could lift his feet, the second child of the Li family appeared in front of him again, but this time he spit out the grass roots that had been drilled into his mouth.
Reach out for the fourth time, pull it, and roll it! Monkey-faced man!
Lin Hong didn't move, he counted silently in his heart for two seconds, and the second child of the Li family appeared in front of him again, this time his mouth was a little crooked, and there were some bruises at the corners of his mouth, obviously he didn't know which small stone he was knocked on.
The corners of Lin Hong's mouth twitched, he was speechless at Li Tieniu's perseverance, and stretched out his hand for the fifth time, pulled it, and rolled it! Green-skinned shrimp!
Two seconds later, the second child of the Li family appeared in front of him again, this time he couldn't keep his eyes open and stared at it anymore, because he didn't know which small stone gave him a look at the tip of his right eyebrow very appreciatively.
Therefore, now Lin Hong looks at him who wants to open his eyes but is afraid of pain, and finally blinks wildly without opening his eyes, which is angry and funny.
It's all like this, will you die if you give way?
Lin Hong ruthlessly raised his hand for the sixth time, pulled it, and rolled it! Baby Monkey!
When the second child of the Li family returned to Lin Hong again, his head was slightly tilted to the right, and Lin Hong looked at it, and there was a bruise on his left neck.
Good guys, all three bruises are the same murderer, right? Which pebble is so beautiful to match my performance? I'll have to pick it up and go back!
Lin Hong was dumbfounded, this simple little man is too lucky! Can you get hurt like this just by rolling twice like this? He couldn't help but feel a little sympathy for the little one.
So, with a feeling of guilt, Lin Hong stretched out his hand for the seventh time, pulled it, and rolled it! Decaying ghosts!
I only heard a crackling, gurgling sound, Lin Hong was not in a hurry, he thought silently in his heart for two seconds, and looked up.
Really! Short and ...... Hey, what's the little one? Lin Hong looked at the empty road in front of him, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and turned his head to see that a short and obscene figure was lying on the ground unconscious.
Looking at the appearance of the second child of the Li family fainting to death, Lin Hong's eyes lit up, and he was about to walk up the mountain, when he suddenly seemed to remember something, turned around and came to the place where Li Tieniu fainted and groped for a while.
After a while, Lin Hong took out a small angular stone from under Li Tieniu's head, the texture of the stone was very hard, and it felt cool when held in his hand.
Sure enough, it's not a mortal stone, I have to offer you, and I won't be surprised if a monkey pops up one day! Lin Hong was babbling like this in his heart, and his hand holding the stone was like holding a treasure.
Li Tiezhu just stared at Lin Hong and walked past him, and he didn't use his body to block Lin Hong's way, but followed Lin Hong behind him like this, staring at Lin Hong's back all the time.
After walking a few steps, Lin Hong felt that something was wrong behind him, and he couldn't help but look back, a face full of beards appeared in front of Lin Hong, and the fierceness and ruthlessness in his eyes startled Lin Hong, "What are you still doing with me?" Aren't you afraid that your brother will be eaten by a fierce beast? ”
Li Tiezhu was stunned, and couldn't help but want to look back at his younger brother, but he didn't know what he thought of again, so he stopped his head and glared at Lin Hong with an even more fierce gaze.
"Yes, what do you like!" Lin Hong rolled his eyes, turned his head, held the stone, and walked up the mountain with the old dog in his arms.
Li Tiezhu's footsteps were still heard behind him, and Lin Hong didn't think so, he wanted to see if this big man really didn't care about his brother's life or death.
Continuing to walk up the mountain, the birds and beasts around them were unwilling to be lonely and made their own voices, muttering and whining, in this darker and darker sky, it seemed so weird.
Halfway up the mountain, more and more beast voices began to appear, very much in line with Lin Hong's performance, no matter what happened or not, he always liked to howl at his throat.
Lin Hong felt a little surprised when he walked up the mountain, all kinds of birds of prey and beasts today seem to be very face-saving!
The footsteps behind became lower and lower with the sound of various beasts, until at last, the footsteps suddenly amplified, but they became farther and farther away.
Sure enough, this big brother still can't let go of his little brother!
As soon as Lin Hong turned around, he happened to see Li Tiezhu's distant back, and his hurried appearance looked a little impatient.
Why did you go earlier, with your physique, you can walk up with your brother on your shoulders! You have to stare at it, it's time to stare at something! Lin Hong was slandering behind his back.
However, Lin Hong still wondered a little, why are the bandits now playing new tactics? Is it so novel to rob a robbery?
Rob with your eyes, oh my! It's unheard of, unseen! Where did the two living treasures of such a magical brain circuit come from?
With a lot of doubts and doubts, Lin Hong returned to his newly built home again.
When he got home, he put down the old dog in his arms and let it move his kennel slowly, Lin Hong stepped over to the sofa seat and sat down, sinking his whole body into the sofa.
Sure enough, modern life is still suitable for me! Lin Hong sighed lightly and narrowed his eyes.
On the other side, the boss Li Tiezhu ran back to the foot of the mountain, and saw his younger brother who was still unconscious at a glance.
"This stinky boy, there is more than enough success and more failure, okay, why are you dizzy! I'm almost glaring at that hairy boy! Li Tiezhu stepped forward, scolded in his mouth, and raised his big hand to slap down.
Syllable! I only heard a crisp and loud voice in the mountain stream, Li Tieniu groaned, covered his face and sat up, his confused eyes did not wake up in fright until he saw the big hand raised by the eldest brother again.
"Big brother! Slow, slow! Li Tieniu shook his hand again and again, and got up from the ground, for fear that the eldest brother would slap him again if he disagreed.
Seeing that the eldest brother finally put his hand down, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, looked around, held his hot cheeks, and asked Li Tiezhu: "Big brother, what about the kid?" ”
"Up on the mountain!" Li Tiezhu snorted coldly, "Speaking of which, I'm angry, if it weren't for your kid not being angry, I would have almost stare that hairy boy to death!" ”
"Huh? Really? Li Tieniu looked sorry, slapped himself twice very consciously, and begged for mercy: "Brother, it's my fault!" If it weren't for me, we would be brothers! ”
"Humph! It's good that you kid knows! Li Tiezhu snorted coldly, and when he saw Li Tieniu's aggrieved face, his voice slowed down a little and said: "But fortunately, when I was staring behind that kid just now, I also saw where he lived, so let's break in tonight!" I don't believe it, I can't stare at him all night! ”
"Big brother is wise!" When Li Tieniu heard this, he changed his aggrieved appearance, bowed his hand to Li Tiezhu with a smile, said a flattering word, and continued: "Big brother, he is the only one in this radius of a few kilometers, and the thing that flashes blue light must have been taken into the house by that stinky boy, let's ...... tonight."
In the end, he also showed a sympathetic smile towards Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, touched his beard, waved his big hand, and patted the back of Li Tieniu's head, "Well said, Tieniu!" After we stare at that hairy boy tonight, we will pick up the treasure he hid! ”
"Big brother is wise and martial!" Li Tieniu covered his head and praised aggrievedly.