Chapter 239: Let's go mountain climbing

So she began her sober analysis without any desire to survive.

[Steel Coagulation: This chat log has no credibility in my opinion.] 】

[Lack of Heart: ??? 】

[Steel Coagulation: If you know me better, you won't be fooled by her. 】

[Lack of Heart: ??? 】

[Steel Coagne: If there is a day, she should be the one who gasps and begs for mercy. 】

[Lack of Heart: So what? Should I wish you happiness now? 】

Some people are commensurate with sisters on the surface, but behind their backs, they even think about the relationship between the upper and lower levels?

Is that like a word?

What's even more outrageous is that a certain straight daughter not only didn't hear the ridicule in his words at all, but replied to him very seriously.

[Steel Coagulation: Not necessarily. 】

[Steel Coagulation: I just think that with your ability to distinguish between true and false information, you should be easily deceived when you get old, so I suggest that in the future, the joint property of both of us will be handed over to me to manage. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "......" God's fucking common property.

You're going to run away with Lao Gu next door, and a fool will hand over your property to you!

Laughed angrily, he launched a video invitation with his backhand, and the moment the other party connected, he flattened his mouth aggrievedly and said: "So you said so much, you just don't plan to coax me?" ”

Saying that, he rolled on the bed coquettishly, and said angrily: "I'm angry!" ”

While Lang Qiao was so cute by him, he also looked puzzled: "I didn't do anything wrong, why should I coax you?" ”

"You have a dog outside, you don't love me anymore!" Ji Shao was so angry that he pounded the bed: "You have only been separated from me for a few hours, and you called the old Gu next door home!" ”

Looking at the abrasive level of this little goblin, she won't be able to take this bath for a while.

Lang Qiao sighed, simply sat down on the small bench in the bathroom, and blinked his big round eyes, and corrected seriously: "It's a person, not a dog." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......"

He was so angry by this magical concern that he was about to say, 'It's not okay to steal people', when he heard her add in a low voice: "You look like a second dog who didn't grab a bone." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" god fucks two dogs.

I suspect you're calling me not human, and I have proof!

"Why is she a human being in your eyes, and I'm just a second dog who didn't grab a bone?" Ji Shao's legs fluttered on the bed, and he slammed the bed angrily and said: "I'm obviously a second dog who has been greened, and a second dog who can't get the favor of his wife!" ”

As he spoke, he sniffed aggrievedly, buried his face in the quilt, and began to cry: "You don't love me anymore, you don't even want to coax me, you didn't say that when you tricked me into your room every night and put your hands on me......

This hand reversed black and white, hit a rake upside down, and the wicked person sued first, completely stunned Lang Qiao, she looked at the dog thing on the screen who was buried in her head and crying, and her mind was full of ......

Excuseme? Are you serious?

Although it's a bit embarrassing to say it, it's obviously her who is killed and brought back to life every night, okay!

She retracted her words this afternoon, men are more terrible than women to make trouble! 7 Q

Lang Qiao rubbed his temples that were aching, and said helplessly: "Coax, can't I coax you?" ”

Only then did Ji Shaoyi stop his miserable muttering, wiped away his non-existent tears and said, "Then you say, if one day Gu and I fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first?" ”

Faced with this proposition, Lang Qiao held his chin with his small hand, and after pondering for a while, he jumped out of the sentence: "Why did you fall into the water?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "It was a dark and windy night, and I couldn't accept the fact that I was green by the old Gu next door, so I had bad intentions, so I asked her to climb the mountain together." ”

"After arriving at the top of the mountain, the sky just turned white, Gu Yi looked at this beautiful scene, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and on the spot I took out a notebook and sat on the top of the mountain to write about the same humanities, and I also wrote a lot of poetry, sitting next to her and writing "Handsome Self-cultivation", just when I remembered the purpose of this trip and wanted to push her down, Gu Yi's claws also stretched out to me......"

Speaking of this, he also sighed and said, "It turns out that while I was trying to push her, she also wanted to push me, so we both rolled down the cliff together and fell into the water under the cliff." ”

After making up the story, he changed his words: "And you just happened to pass by eating melons at the bottom of the cliff at the moment, who do you save first?" ”

Lang Qiao looked at his long legs, then at his little arms and legs, and said weakly: "I'll run first...... I'm afraid you two will hit me. ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" is good, it is worthy of you.

"What if you have to save one?" In order to prevent her from raising the bar, Ji Shaoyi deliberately emphasized: "Suppose you have the ability to save someone." ”

"Encourage it." Lang Qiao said: "She can't swim. ”

"Am I going to swim?" Ji Shaoyi was completely desperate, his status was not as good as that of a cat, but now he couldn't even compare to the old Gu next door?

He was not convinced!

Then he saw that Lang Qiao looked at him like a fool, and suddenly laughed twice and said, "Dogs generally do dog planing." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "...... fuck you dog, I'm autistic."

"What if I'm a dog who can't plan?" He didn't give up on asking, and after the questioning, he didn't forget to remind her secretly: "You can make friends again if you don't have friends!" ”

And Lang Qiao: "It seems that you can find it again if your wife is gone." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" goodbye, you go over with Gu Congxin!

He was so angry that he pulled the quilt and rolled around on the bed, and then wrapped himself tightly, humming and chirping, looking more like a second dog.

A wronged two dogs.

Seeing that Lang Qiao wanted to hug him for no reason, and asked him, "Why do you want to dwell on this kind of problem?" Not realistic at all. ”

Well, I couldn't hug it, but the problem came out of my mouth accidentally.

"I just want to know." Ji Ergouzi Shaoyi snorted, and the soft and glutinous little milk voice revealed the meaning of coquettishness: "I just want you to have only me in your heart, and you will spoil me alone in this life." ”

"You are so close to the old Gu next door every day, people are almost insecure~"

Lang Qiao: "...... is insecure, insecure, can you straighten your tongue and speak?"

She rubbed the goosebumps on her arms, and said tentatively: "So if you want a sense of security, I'll help you buy insurance?" ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" God fucking buys insurance.

Q: How do you feel when your boyfriend (or girlfriend) reason with you?

Ji Shaoyi: There are only Abba Abba Abba Abba left in the ears......