Chapter 240: Straight Male Emoji

Because a straight daughter's desire to survive is really not strong enough, Ji Shaoyi's vexatious troublemaking not only failed to succeed, but was so angry that his liver hurts.

The conversation ended with him unilaterally announcing their breakup for an hour.

Lang Qiao not only didn't panic at all, but felt that the idea was simply stupid.

An hour was just enough for her to take a shower, and by the time she came out of the bathroom, she was a man with a wife again!

However, when she rolled into bed refreshed and sent a message to greet her lost wife, she saw ......

[Lack of heart: [Auto reply] Welcome to call the China Buckle Customer Service Hotline, please press 1 for typing chat, press 2 for voice chat, press 3 for video chat, press 4 for grass service, press 5 for fire service, press 6 for game invitation, press 7 for special service, press 8 for manual service, and press 0 for returning to the previous layer. 】

Lang Qiao: If you ...... online dating, it should be considered a special service, right?

[Steel concrete: 7.] 】

[Lack of heart: [Auto reply] Dear deduction user, as of just now, your favorability balance is 0.00 yuan, you can't apply for special services, arrears and shutdown will affect your use of your boyfriend, please pay as soon as possible. 】

Lang Qiao: "......" something.

[Steel concrete: how to pay? 】

[Lack of heart and eyes: [Automatic reply] Please press 1 for kissing and hugging, please press 2 for coquettish and cute selling, press 3 for kneeling washboard, press 4 for private money, press 5 for jiqing fruit chat, press 6 for makelove, and press 0 for other methods. 】

Lang Qiao: "......" damn it, men are so annoying.

She rolled around the bed irritably, and finally decided to ...... Go to Nima's love, Lao Tzu doesn't want it!

But in this case...... Won't she be able to suck dogs again?

Thinking of Ji Youyu's appearance of snoring and stepping on her every day, Lang Qiao felt ......

The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and her love cannot be lost!

Even if it's to suck, she has to coax her kissing little wife back!

Although she is not good at the previous methods, she can try other methods!

As for what this other way is......

Well, although she couldn't think of it, she has a dog-headed military advisor Gu Congxin!

Not long after Gu Congxin entered the bathroom, he heard his mobile phone ring a particularly concerned tone.

As a single dog with a boyfriend, the only person who can make her particularly concerned is Lang Qiao.

[Lang の temptation: What should I do if Captain Ji ignores me? ] 】

Gu Congxin: "......", a weak zero said, 'Of course I choose to forgive her', and I have already started to get into trouble with her behind my back?

And as the culprit who made Ji Shaoyi ignore her, will Gu Congxin obediently teach her to coax people?

Of course not!

The old Gu next door to her is going to cure a certain weak and possessive stinky problem today!

Obviously, Lang Qiao, who was fed by her with a mouthful of food and a mouthful of food, why can't she sleep with her after falling in love?

She's not convinced!

Gu Congxin evoked a provocative smile, and gave Lang Qiao a full set of panda man straight man quotation emojis with his backhand.

[Gu instigated: Take it to coax him, and deal with all kinds of unreasonable trouble. 】

And Lang Qiao really believed in her evil, and happily reopened Ji Shaoyi's dialog box.

[Steel Coagulation: I'm here to coax you!] 】

Ji Shaoyi was already waiting to fall asleep, but he was woken up by the sound of special concern.

He touched his phone in a daze, and suddenly saw this news that moved him to tears.

With the excitement of 'my steel daughter has finally opened her mind', he replied cautiously.

[Lack of Heart: Really? Are you really here to coax me? Boom, people are so angry with you that their lungs are going to explode! 361 reading

And then he saw ......

[Steel coagulation: Drink more hot water.jpg

Ji Shaoyi: "??? ”

He was so caught off guard by this straight man emoji that he almost didn't come up in one breath, and he was stunned for a long time before he finally held back a sentence.

[Lack of heart and eyes: You saw that I was not dead, so I came here to make up for it, right? ] 】

And Lang Qiao ......

[Steel Coagulation: Whatever you say is what you say.jpg]

[Steel Coagulation: I can't help it if you think so.jpg]

[Steel Coagulation: I don't want to quarrel with you.jpg]

Ji Shaoyi: "......" ......

[Lack of heart: No more love packs! ] 】

[Steel Coagulation: Why?] 】

[Steel Coagulation: What did I do wrong.jpg]

Ji Shaoyi: "......"

After being comforted by Lang Qiao's operation, her little wife was not only not coaxed, but even more angry......

even viciously announced that he would unilaterally break up with her for twelve hours!

Lang Qiao estimated in his heart that twelve hours didn't seem to be a big deal, it was just a night's sleep.

So she replied to him excitedly.

[Steel Concrete: Since you've broken up with me now, I'm going to sleep?] 】

[Steel Coagulation: I'll come back to you tomorrow morning.] 】

[Steel Coagulator: Good night.] 】

Ji Shaoyi: "......" ......

Good night, hammer, good night!

Feelings, as long as he dares to say break up, she dares to agree, right? Don't you keep him billions?

He was autistic.

……

Without the tiring Dafa and octopus-style restraints that a certain non-chief must use every night, Lang Qiao was woken up by his long-lost presumptuous sleeping posture the next morning.

In order to avoid being abused by her, Gu Congxin had already taken refuge in the guest room with her small quilt the night before.

When Lang Qiao finished washing up and came out of the bedroom refreshed, he smelled the smell of fried eggs wafting all over the room.

She followed the fragrance and smelled it all the way, and saw Gu Exclusive Little Chef, who had gotten up early in the morning, wearing a small floral apron from the heart, busy in the spacious open kitchen.

Her plain face was not powdered, her long wavy hair was gently tied behind her head with a hair rope, and the faint morning light slanted through the window on her, making the whole person demure and gentle.

Lang Qiao leaned on the staircase and looked at her for a while, feeling inexplicably ......

A wife like Ji Shaoyi, who is good for nothing but coquettishness and cuteness, don't do it.

It's a big deal that she and Gu Congxin have a cat together!

She approached lightly with her slippers, and just wanted to ask Gu Cong if she wanted to raise a cat, she saw a sand sculpture that was cooking and shaking the pan, and the fried egg in the pot turned over, and she still sang in her mouth: "I just caught a few demons~ Hey!" Caught a few more demons ~ How can it be so much......"

'Bang', the filter called love in Lang Qiao's heart was broken.

Gentleness and demure are all fake, under the skin of this beauty, there is obviously a second ha who is as happy as Ji Shaoyi!

Lang Qiao silently swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, and was just about to sit at the dining table and wait for the meal to start, when he felt Gu Congxin's afterglow sweep, and locked on to her figure.