Lang Qiao gave this blind make-up lesson with an expressionless face: "Yes, you can do it, that is, you will have to eat in prison for the next few years." ”

"Is it so serious?" Gu Congxin sighed in surprise: "I thought it was not illegal to kill a dog......

Lang Qiao nodded and said with a cold face: "So, we just need to beat him to a slight injury." ”

As soon as he said that he wanted to fight, Gu Congxin, who had never fought since he was a child, suddenly became so excited that his eyes were full of wolf light, and he rubbed his hands and said: "It's good to say, whether you unload your arms or your legs, it's all up to your eldest brother." ”

Ji Shaoyi, who was inexplicably arranged: "??? ”

"No, did you ask my opinion before you unloaded your arms and legs?" He clasped his arms in his hands, leaned lazily against the wall, and raised his chin slightly with a bit of arrogance: "I'm afraid to scare you when I say it, I've been a school bully since kindergarten." ”

Lang Qiao let out an 'oh' without being salty, she didn't have the heart to listen to him bragging, she walked up to him in three or two steps, played with the hammer in her hand and said, "Who do I care who you are?" Borrow my phone? ”

Looking at her skillful posture, it is estimated that the protection fee was not less when she was in elementary school.

And Ji Shaoyi is not easy to get along with, he was submissive before Lang Qiao's door was locked, and after Lang Qiao's door was locked, he punched hard.

No way, who let him, a damn handsome man, have a mobile phone?

He sneered, looked at her with a mocking face, and said, "This is your attitude of begging people?" ”

Lang Qiao: "......" Is this the legendary reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao?

Damn, if I knew there would be such a day, she wouldn't be so dragged.

And Ji Shaoyi's soul torture continued, and even imitated her drag by ten: "If I'm not mistaken, you broke off with me a few minutes ago and never saw me again?" ”

Lang Qiao: "......, is it too late for me to take it back now?"

"And I don't think I told you I moved, did I?" Ji Shaoyi rubbed his chin, and the smile on his lips gradually became presumptuous: "What is it that makes you can't wait to visit before you receive the invitation?" ”

Lang Qiao: "......" came when he smelled the commotion.

Saying that, he also sighed meaningfully, and his smile became more and more perverted: "You came here in the middle of the night with a murder weapon, you didn't want to break into the door and rob the house, right?" ”

Lang Qiao: "...... don't stop me, look at me slashing this dog thing!"

Ji Shaoyi felt that his chin was cold, and when he lowered his eyes, he saw Lang Qiao holding his chin against the handle of the hammer, and the other hand was coldly inserted in his pocket, and he glanced at him and said, "Are you finished?" ”

is obviously a very domineering posture and a threatening tone, but it inexplicably makes him feel that he is being molested.

Ji Shaoyi couldn't help but stagnate for a while, but his face was still cold: "There is one more sentence." ”

Lang Qiao raised his chin and said impatiently, "If you have a fart, let it go." ”

Ji Shaoyi: "......" to tell the truth, Lao Tzu is so old for the first time to see someone to do something.

I think you can drag it, it's not because Lao Tzu likes you.

"If you want to borrow a mobile phone, you have to promise me a condition."

As soon as these words came out, Lang Qiao didn't say yes, so Gu Congxin stopped doing it first: "Lang Jun! You can't promise him! ”

The devil knows if this dead gay will take the opportunity to blackmail them! It's a big deal that they sit at the door overnight and wait for the property to go to work the next day to get the spare key!

"What's the matter with you?" Lang Qiao glanced at Gu Congxin, who was crying and shouting, and asked him without hesitation: "What conditions?" ”

Just like Gu Congxin didn't want to watch her jump into the fire pit, she didn't want to let Gu Congxin follow her to live a hard life on the streets because she was greedy for life and afraid of death, not overnight.

The real hunk never lets his women cry, and she is ready to meet his various perverted demands of losing power and humiliating the country!

Ji Shaoyi didn't know that she had such a rich inner drama, he reached out and flicked her forehead, hooked the corners of his lips in her stunned gaze, and said with a smile in his eyes: "In the future, before sucking the cat, you are not allowed to send me tickets." ”

God knows how nerves he's been hearing these days.

With a bang, the hammer in Lang Qiao's hand fell to the ground, and he looked at him in disbelief and said, "So...... Am I my own? ”

Ji Shaoyi: "??? "Really? Is there such a good thing?

He couldn't get it every day, so he casually canceled a ticket for the sake of his physical and mental health, and she became his own?

Ji Shaoyi was almost moved to cry, is this the legendary intentional planting of flowers that do not bloom, and unintentionally planting willows and willows?

He reached out and rubbed her head, nodded and said, "Well, Lang Jun." ”

Different from Gu Congxin's funny, his 'Lang Jun' was gentle and gentle, like a drop of cold water falling into a hot oil pot, which fried Lang Qiao's hot blood on all four limbs and bones to her face, and in just a moment, her face was completely red.

With her heart racing, she completely ignored that someone took the opportunity to steal her head again, and even her speech became stumbling: "You, what are you calling blindly?" ”

"I said that I was my own person, what is it called if I don't call Lang Jun?" Ji Shaoyi casually picked up the hammer she threw on the ground, and shouted more intimately: "Lang Lang? Jojo? ”

Every time he screamed, Lang Qiao's face became hot.

As the leader of the straight women of steel, the boys she knew in the first ten years of her life were all her brothers, and no one dared to call them that way if they borrowed ten guts!

As a result, her resilience in this area is almost nil......

Lang Qiao covered his red face with both hands, and after holding it for a few minutes, he said: "Shut up, call Dad!" ”

Even in order to show her momentum as a father, she jumped up and slapped Ji Shaoyi one by one.

The slap was neither light nor heavy, and it happened to fall on his left atrium.

Ji Shaoyi's heartbeat staggered, and even the blood bar was cleared, and his mind was full of: awsl, is this the legendary me jumping up and hitting your knee?

Today's blushing Langjun is also so cute!

Regardless of whether people wanted it or not, he stretched out his hand and carried Lang Qiao into the house, and at the same time said to Gu Congxin, who was squatting in the corner dumbfounded: "Come in first, it's cold outside." ”

Gu Congxin: Who am I ......? Where am I? What happened?

These two people were still staging a bloody rape scene one second, and the next second they suddenly burst into pink bubbles?

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Until he floated into the house, Gu Congxin was still trying to wake up Lang Qiao, who had lost his mind, and he whispered in Lang Qiao's ear with kung fu: "Lang Jun, he is gay, he is gay, he is gay......"

And her family husband blushed and warned her with a serious face: "Cowardice, don't speak ill of my son in front of me." ”

Gu Congxin: What about "......" harming his son? Do you dare to remove the blush from your face and say this again??

And Ji Shaoyi: "??? "What's that? After working together for a long time, do you still want to be my father?