Hasn't he been happy for so long in vain?

For a moment, he wanted to open the door and let the two of them go back and forth.

What a waste of feelings!

Tian Luo finished throwing away the garbage, and deliberately walked downstairs a few times, estimating that Ji Shaoyi's body should have been cold, so he went home with a probe in his head.

He pushed open the door lightly, and instead of seeing the bloody scene of blood and corpses strewn all over the field, he smelled a hint of ...... in the air What does dog food taste like?

When he looked closely, he saw Lang Qiao, who had been fierce a few minutes ago, sitting side by side on the sofa, his hands on his knees reservedly, and his white cheeks were as if he had drunk alcohol, stained with two intoxicating redness.

And Ji Shaoyi squatted at her feet like a giant dog, resting his chin on the armrest of the sofa, poking her arm with his fingers from time to time, tilting his head and laughing: "Still angry?" ”

If he had a tail, he would have waged it very happily at this time.

In order to prevent her from blowing the pillow wind on Lang Qiao again, Ji Shaoyi schemingly arranged Gu Congxin to sit on the sofa opposite, with a coffee table between the two sides, like the Milky Way that the Queen Mother used a hairpin to break up the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.

And Gu Congxin could only sit on the opposite side of the Milky Way, looking at him with a fierce look at him being cute to Lang Qiao, and at the same time kept muttering: "He is gay, he is gay, he is gay......"

Trying to wake up Lang Qiao, who was blinded by the commotion, in this way.

The scene of murder in this calm directly stunned Tian Luo, he knocked on the door frame, and asked weakly: "This, what is the situation?" ”

asked 'what is the situation', but his face clearly said, 'Ji Shaoyi, why are you not dead'.

Ji Shaoyi was very happy at this time, and he didn't care about him at all, so he just glanced at him and said, "Lang Ju......"

Before the word 'Jun' could be completely spoken, he noticed a cold shot from the eye knife, and when he turned around, he saw Lang Qiao staring at him with a fierce face, grinding his back molars and saying word by word: "Good, good, say, speak." ”

While threatening him, her hand involuntarily touched the iron hammer, and there was a posture of 'if you dare to say a word nonsense today, I will blow up your dog's head', and the society can't do it.

Ji Shaoyi has already jumped sideways once on the verge of death today, and he doesn't dare to try a second time in a short time.

He turned the word 'Jun' around stiffly, and coughed lightly twice: "Brother Lang, their door was locked, and they forgot to bring the key, so before the people from the lock company came, sit here for a while." ”

After speaking, he also glanced at Lang Qiao, and the meaning of reward in his eyes was not too obvious.

And Lang Qiao put down the iron hammer expressionlessly, and said with practical actions: For the sake of you being obedient, I will spare your dog life for the time being.

Tian Luo was almost blinded by the appearance of these two people's eyebrows, he sat next to Gu Congxin, took out his mobile phone and downloaded a backgammon, and poked Gu Congxin, who had a bitter and hateful face, and said: "Backgammon, do you want to play?" ”

Gu Congxin readily agreed, in the spirit that idleness is also idle, it is better to develop intelligence.

So, these two older mentally handicapped children got together and played backgammon one at a time.

Even used his mobile phone to play a game and felt that it was not cool enough, Tian Luo pulled out a homework book on the spot, one of them took a red pen, and the other took a blue pen, and they played on the coffee table on the spot.

Ji Shaoyi: "......"

Lang Qiao: "......"

Maybe this is the legendary mentally handicapped child.

Ji Shaoyi's rented house is a two-bedroom and two-living room, and since he and Tian Luo can't cook, and neither of them has ever sat at the dining table to eat, the restaurant was transformed into a 'training room' by the two of them.

The two of them had their computers sitting on the dining table facing each other, and they looked a little like that.

Ji Shaoyi opened the partition door of the restaurant, pressed on his computer casually, and said to Lang Qiao, who was sitting on the sofa in a daze: "The people from the lockpicking company estimate that it will take a while to arrive, if you want to be bored, come and play with the computer for a while?" ”

Lang Qiao estimated that the flush on his face should have faded, and it was indeed embarrassing to sit stupidly and watch two older mentally handicapped children play backgammon, so he simply nodded and walked into the restaurant.

As soon as she crossed the threshold with her front foot, she heard a 'bang' on her back foot, and the door to the restaurant was shut.

Lang Qiao's heartbeat, which had just calmed down, also revived with that soft sound.

She sat down on his gaming chair with a panic, glanced at him calmly, and said, "What are you doing when the door is closed?" ”

"Do something grown-up." Ji Shaoyi said, slapped his hand on the wall, and after a crisp sound, the warm yellow lights in the restaurant went out, and the room was replaced by neon.

When Lang Qiao looked up, he found that the top of the restaurant was equipped with a neon chandelier that could refract various colors, and the dazzling seven-colored light flickered on and off, flickering in turns, and instantly set off the atmosphere as if it was a night in an Internet café.

And Ji Shaoyi is the network manager of this dazzling Internet café!

He tapped his fingers on the table twice, bent his eyes and smiled, "What do you want to drink?" Coke or juice? ”

Matching his starry eyes, Lang Qiao's ears, which had just been cold for a long time, began to heat up again, and he whispered: "Coke, thank you." ”

"Okay, please wait." Ji Shaoyi answered, turned around and entered the open kitchen connected to the restaurant, and took two goblets contrivedly, the black-brown cola made his skin fairer, and his fingers were extremely slender.

Lang Qiao stared in his direction stunned, and the more he looked, the more he felt...... The heart is a little itchy.

Unconsciously a curse like Gu Congxin's urging appeared in her mind: he is gay, he is gay, he is gay......

The lights are beautiful, the atmosphere is just right, Ji Shaoyi brought the Coke to her with full of pretentiousness, and saw it......

Lang Qiao didn't watch movies or play games, but clicked on the Baidu interface and searched expressionlessly: What should I do if my friend is gay?

'Bang', this is the voice of Ji Shaoyi's pure young man's broken heart.

He handed the Coke to Lang Qiao with an expressionless face, and explained with a tearless face: "I'm not gay!" ”

"Oh." Lang Qiao didn't panic at all when she was bumped into something bad, she pretended to be calm and took a sip of Coke, and continued to search: How to get along with gay without hurting his sensitive and fragile heart? Waiting online, it's in a hurry.

Ji Shaoyi: "......" woman, you are playing with fire.

Forced him to search in front of her: What should I do if the person I like thinks I'm gay!

Come on! Hurt each other!!

Perhaps because the search results were not satisfactory, Lang Qiao clicked on Taobao directly after reading two answers casually, and added a copy of "How to Get Along with Gay Gracefully" to the shopping cart.