Chapter 2 First Meeting
If it weren't for the fact that at dinner, my father announced that there was no food reserve at home, and Chi Yuhu would still have to worry about it. Now, the focus of the whole family has shifted to the new hammer of "why don't you want to buy it when you order takeout at noon".
Chi Yu said that takeaway is only allowed to deliver no more than 1kg of food at a time, don't you know? What an important thing, that is, if you transport a bucket of 1.25L of water, the top of the card can let 1L pass, and the remaining point is 25, poured, in violation of the "Anti-dumping Food Products Law", the takeaway brother will enter the bureau with you; Retreated, Yan Jin loosened, and he would still encounter the same problem when he returned to the merchant's card point. Can only drink, ah, only drink. It's okay to buy a porter of nature, but what to do if you buy primary pressed peanut oil!
"Otherwise, how can it be called pressed peanut oil!"
Chi Yu: ...... It was as if I was persuaded at once.
Chi Yu: "So you can save on ordering takeout and buying groceries!" There are no restrictions on home purchases yet, so I'll buy them tomorrow. ”
Parents did not allow her to go, they began to look at the weather forecast on time at half past seven, the meteorological observatory used red, orange, yellow and green to describe the distribution of zombies in major regions of the country, and predicted the trend in the next two or three days, "The southeast coastal zone, affected by the typhoon, the northern part of Zhejiang, central and southern Jiangsu will be reduced from more than 40 to single digits for the first time, please be sure to take security precautions to resist the scattered zombies who pour into the city to take shelter, and the small zombies that are blown up by the wind and rolled into the sky and thrown to the balcony window, It is easy to cause glass damage and related casualties......"
"Don't care about the window glass at this time, hey!" It is rare for a family of three to unify the pace of complaining.
"Daddy, then, there's no way," said the mother, and she and her husband made eye contact. Food must be stocked up before the typhoon hits, she goes to clean the gun, and he goes to the kitchen to count the list of things to buy and the bags he can carry.
Chi Yu couldn't help, so he could only sit on the sofa and play with his mobile phone. She was just the last step away from the king's point, it was too difficult to brush, and she was full of confidence and clicked on the screen to "return to this pill", beaming with pride, until she saw the face of the demented old man who was close to the waiter, and the smile froze on her face.
So when Chi Yu saw WeChat pop up again in her dull sight, "I am the blind date introduced by your aunt", tears of anger flowed out of the corners of her eyes. I'm not happy anymore, you still want a daughter-in-law, what kind of heart do you have?
I clicked to accept, the first sentence is hello, and the second sentence is a photo of a hand.
I asked my aunt what was going on, and my aunt said, Yuyu, how did you do it, you want this to do that, you said, you want to have a handsome face, a tall person, a good family background, and your hands should look like a bamboo.
Chi Yu: "Aunt, the one who told you everything I said before?" ”
Her aunt didn't reply, this point should be played mahjong at home, fifteen minutes after a round, Chi Yu plans to chat with someone first, after all, the hand is really good, she can do it again. Slender, clean, and neatly trimmed nails. She dreams of taking care of her subject's fingernails, and sees if they have grown every day, whether they have been split, and whether they are so beautiful to kiss.
Should I say it or not, this bamboo man is really good, his conversation is also very mature, and his speech is also very funny, although he can't be at home - of course, Chi Yu is also angry - but looking at his dynamics, he is a good dish, he can also cook fried chicken, and he has a good temper, and he listened to her say a lot of broken games that she almost opened just now.
The blind date said, "You're so cute. ”
Although Chi Yu didn't understand what she was doing to be cute (she will know later), she couldn't help but laugh when she was praised for being cute, after all, she was still a very young girl, in her early twenties, and she was on summer vacation at home when the disaster swept the world, and she had a headache about social practice essay questions.
She avoided the angle from which her parents could see her expression, and took advantage of her unpreparedness to sneak into the bedroom and pounce on the bed to continue talking. The quilt and pillow should have been sunburned, because it was rainy and rainy, and the sun that was rare to see today was now being held softly under her body, her calves were swaying, and her slippers were on the edge of falling.
The aunt finally finished playing mahjong, and she didn't say whether these things were said by the previous one, obviously, she just removed the topic. After all, as a matchmaker, the satisfaction of both parties is important, she said to her niece that people liked her ID photo very much, and asked her a few times if she was really willing, "Yuyu, you tell your aunt, are you willing to do this?" ”
Chi Yu didn't want to express his position so quickly, so he could only say, "I think others are very good, you can talk about it again." ”
"It's good to be able to enter your eyes, and your aunt and I are not in vain, after all, you are too picky, these days, it is really difficult to find someone who is willing to have a little wife."
Chi Yu: "......"
Chi Yu: "Auntie, forget about the rest, this one doesn't have to be so consistent!" I'm kidding! This can also find the right aunt for you! ”
Looking at her beloved bamboo man's new hair, "What are you doing now", Chi Yu understands, she understands it too well, a man of this age, such as the teachers when she was in school, when she saw the girls in the class laughing and chattering, she would also think "This is too cute", and from time to time she would show a loving fatherly smile, as if she had a daughter. She looked through her chat records with others, and then looked at her and her dad's, and couldn't help crying:
"Dad! I met the strange uncle woo wow wow ......"
Her aunt breathed a sigh of relief and said, I know that our old Chi family is not enough, in order to marry a good-looking hand, as for being a little wife.
"Auntie, what do you usually think of me, what about me, woo woo woo," Chi Yu snorted and cried, crying and shivering, and glanced at other people's hands again, and reluctantly deleted her bamboo man. The aunt didn't reply to her for a while, and when she sent another message, Chi Yu didn't see it when she went to take a shower, so she missed it.
When she came back, she saw a string of messages withdrawn by her aunt, as if she was talking about some kind of gossip, and she withdrew after reading it, which was a wordless tacit understanding and communication between ladies. There is only one left at the top, asking, "Why did you delete people again?"
Chi Yu was laughed at angrily, I don't delete him and wait for my dad to come to the door to dry the wall for him? Good guy, doesn't this uncle have a little self-knowledge? At this time, the message came again, it was a screenshot, to the effect that the message suddenly could not be sent, and asked my aunt to convey it to her niece, who was very satisfied with her and wanted to visit her tomorrow.
Chi Yu thought to himself, people want faces, trees need bark, and bamboo wants solar terms.
It's okay to come, let me see which one is shameless and dares to marry me as a little wife. Trash, you're finished.