People have three urgencies, internal urgency, external urgency, parents are anxious, girls are this age, and they are still grinning every day like a mentally retarded person holding a mobile phone, hooking their eyes in the bed, it's really sad. Intermittently answered the phone, but immediately rushed out of bed, and when passing by the living room, he was ridiculed by his family: "Yo, we are so desperate, our feet are on the ground?"

At this time, they did not argue with them, because there was something important - the doorbell rang twice briefly, stood close to the door, opened the pistol safety bolt, opened the door, and looked around, the person who came was long gone. In the air, I can smell the smell of disinfectant water just away, faint, come without a trace, go without a trace, and he is a master.

Closing the door and returning to the house, the old mother took the Gatling and roared: "You still order takeout!" You're a loser, you order takeout when you have a meal at home, and you know how to eat when you come out?? Shovel down your head! ”

She walked through the rain of bullets and bullets, and slipped away with the egg yolk fried chicken with the stolen goods. This guy locked the bedroom door and made it, boneless, large, full of salted egg yolk powder, eating a bit like the powder wrapped around Want Want Xianbei. The WeChat is ringing, a happy and happy family, and the "lonely old man" posted a picture, which is the last scene of a happy fried chicken girl who is so excited that she enters the bedroom, with the words: "Unfilial children and grandchildren are equal to no children and grandchildren!"

Chi Yu turned off his mobile phone, just as if nothing had happened, anyway, he had a hand of powder on his hands, what could he do if it was inconvenient to type? After a while, my mother's voice came from the living room: "Chi Yu, are you still eating lunch?"

Chi Yu "whined" twice.

"You don't eat? Your aunt talks to you in the family group, and you don't reply, you stand up every day, and sooner or later I will enter your house and surprise you. ”

Thank you for promising not to use grenades first, do what your daughter thought. What's the matter, the hand full of fried chicken sauce can only be opened with his elbow, and he is still looking at the chicken nuggets, and his little finger holds the voice: "Mmmm, auntie, okay, I know."

Well, just casually saying things so that the food doesn't fall off has become one of the saddest lessons of the year, which is not to write her name on a blank piece of paper — and likewise, not to say "I agree" in the family group.

Chi Yu, who didn't know what he had agreed to, swiped his mobile phone in the quilt until night. There seems to be someone singing in the community outside, but the windows are closed, and the singing can't follow the wind. She has no time to think about this, or the best thing to do is Internet surfing, forget the mountains and rivers and forget the dust, just without work pressure, no life trouble, and no love pain......

As soon as she stretched out her lazy waist on the bed that twisted her into a twist, the bitterness of love followed. "Hello, I was introduced by your aunt on a blind date."

Chi Yu looked at the news for a long time, and felt that his whole body was clicking, his fingers were no longer flying, his voice was not smart, and the small mouth of the horn couldn't be opened and rusted. She screamed and screamed, and she almost hung upside down like the pig she was going to kill for the New Year. Her mother really heard the sound and rushed over, and Chi Yu crawled and held the phone to her.

"What's wrong? You don't know how to read, huh? ”

"I don't know, no, I'm not afraid that I'm wrong. Mom, this is a Chinese character, and this is written with the word 'object'. ”

Mom listened to Chi Yu's deformed Tangshan dialect with a puzzled expression, and turned back to her father to ask, "Did you say that we hugged the wrong person in the trench at the beginning, who is this?" When Chi Yu heard this, he immediately became sad, and the doubts in his heart encountered the truth, where should the once happy family go. The daughter had red eyes, bit her lip and threw herself into her arms, a handful of snot and tears: "Mom! I don't want a partner, I don't want to marry, I don't want to leave you, I haven't repaid your kindness yet......" The old mother was indifferent.

Mother: "You don't have to be so dramatic, just let you talk to other people's WeChat, the eight characters haven't prepared pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, you are a good guy Zhaojun out of the jam?"

"I'm young, I can still play, I'm independent, I'm a new woman, I refuse feudal arranged marriages! I don't agree with what you arranged! ”

Knowing that Chi Yu would come to this play, her mother immediately played a voice dialogue with a fried chicken flavor in the group, "-Yuyu, this is the boy who introduced you later, and he will add you later." "-Uh-huh, okay, auntie. I know. ”

The new woman of the times is not inexplicable, but because her mother took out a "I will shoot your head down" and began to convince people with virtue, the effect was good, and the rebellious daughter was really convinced.

Chi Yu let out a long sigh and sat up on the bed. She didn't mean to go against her family from time to time, but now the situation is special. After thinking about it, she sent a message to the blind date introduced by her aunt very seriously.

"I'm sorry handsome guy, since we're here, let's get straight to the point, I'm a superficial woman, and the conditions for finding a partner are that she has high legs and long strength, and her face is beautiful and smooth. In particular, the hands should be as slender and beautiful as bamboo. Good temper, earn more, don't go home, don't get angry. I also know that this is a fool's dream, but people should live like this, if they want to marry, they will marry a rich person, and a little wife will be a little wife. skr～”

After she finished speaking, she deleted WeChat, expecting this large paragraph and the other party's reply but found that there was only a red circle of depression, which was enough to suffocate the thousand-year-old Wang Ba to death.

Mom was too late to see it, after all, she needed to find her reading glasses. She was very puzzled and angry, and was very opposed to her daughter sending this out, saying that it would damage the image of the girl's family. "Mom, how can I still have the image of a girl's family," Chi Yu smiled, pulled her hair, and couldn't see it with her hair scattered, and when her hair was pinned to the back of her head, her appearance was revealed-not ugly, her facial features were arranged, and she was very beautiful and beautiful in the meantime, it seemed that the conditions she just listed didn't seem to be unbelievable, the leper swan wanted to eat toad meat, at least she was worthy of a rich man's little wife.

As long as I deliberately don't see her scar that starts from her right ear and extends to her chest, like something has been bitten and gnawed all the way.

This one, no, it should be said that it is a scar made up of many small wounds, which does not seem to have been well healed and sutured, and healed on its own, so it is uneven and has a purple-red color that cannot be erased. From that side backlight, she looked like a spiky, demon-infested monster, like the murderous monster that was now wandering, eating, wandering, and eating in the vast expanse of abandoned concrete forest outside the city where they lived.

"You're here again, and because of this, you've been trapped in your room for the rest of your life?" Mom said.

That's not it, Chi Yu said, Mom, you don't have to make up my brain so connotatively, I just want to remind you, do you see this scar on my chest?

"See, what, take this as your ambition, don't destroy zombies and don't get married?"

The daughter couldn't bear it anymore: "It's the end of the world!" Mother! The Great Monkey Dynasty is about to perish, what kind of relationship are you going to have?! ”

"A little wife is a little wife" comes from the lines in the movie "The Red Lantern Hangs High", "Then marry a rich one", "Marry a rich one, but you have to be a little wife", "A little wife is a little wife"