Chapter 546: The Taste of Sour Tomatoes
The five ugly ghosts finally gave in. In their respective Kaipili rooms, one of them held a half-foot-thick Chinese dictionary, bit the tip of the pen with his mouth, and conceived a 20,000-word "huge work". The most well-behaved thing is that each of them simulates a slim-fitting little suit, and with their slender and fair faces, they look more and more like vampires.
The price offered by the gentleman is too tempting. If you behave well, you can get an exclusive back-to-reality game room, Mr. said. In the game, they can peep at will and steal underwear, and there is 100% simulation intelligence for them to demonstrate, explain physiological hygiene knowledge, and solve the puzzle about gender that has plagued them for more than 20 years.
In this move, Luo Youcheng stole from Shi Xiangyun, and the adulterer used an experience room to subdue Wang Beibei, the troublesome mother Teddy.
Of course, Mr. is not Mr. Yes. Luo Youcheng and them agreed on three chapters of the law, and any behavior that violates social morality cannot occur in reality. Otherwise, for each offense, 20,000 words of review.
Leaving the cell, Luo Youcheng was in a particularly good mood. Regardless of Xiao Meiren's ability, at least they are real. Luo Youcheng said to Lin Xiaoyou very sincerely:
"Sister-in-law, it's hard work."
Lin Xiaoyou smiled and shook his head: "It's good to be able to help you." "Let's go, get ready to leave.
"Sister-in-law, I'm going to accompany my eldest sister to Wuling Mountain in the past two days, I'm going to call all my brothers and sisters, you and Brother Liu come together?"
"How long are you going?"
"In a week or two, we'll go on vacation as a family."
"So long?" Lin Xiaoyou said embarrassedly, "The nature of my work with Brother Xun is that it is impossible for me to leave for so long, two or three days at most." ”
"Sister-in-law, don't do everything yourself, sort out the intelligence, let Spider-Man help share the burden, the little chubby girl is quite spiritual in this regard. Brother Liu's apprentice is doing a good job now. We are managers, don't do everything ourselves, give a little space to the people below. ”
Lin Xiaoyou was slightly stunned, and then replied, "Okay." ”
"Brother Shi has promised to go for two days, can you still have him busy? Let's go, you can come back early. Didn't you and Brother Liu never have a wedding? I'll take advantage of this time to reissue it for you. Later, when you are free, you will go to the Island of Love for a vacation and make up for your honeymoon. ”
"Thank you!" Lin Xiaoyou smiled, smiling sincerely, and then she said, "Didn't you and Yanshan do it too?" ”
Luo Youcheng said: "Then let's have a group wedding." ”
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Luo Youcheng went to the Soul Land alone.
Mother Lin did not hesitate to accept the black witch. Mother Lin has a strong interest in the independent dark personality that was forcibly stripped out, and no matter how much time she spends putting the pieces together, she feels that it is worth it.
Luo Youcheng also mentioned the construction of purgatory in the system. Mother Lin looked at Luo Youcheng with bright eyes, but she was holding the face of the cream toy brother in both hands, rubbing it around like kneading dough.
"Evil! It's wicked! Hey, hey, hey. Mother Lin suddenly threw away the cream brother, got up and paced in the house, rubbing her hands like flies, and couldn't hide the excitement in her heart. The cream brother hugged Mother Lin's legs and didn't let go, sliding around on the ground like a mop. She walked back and forth twice, and suddenly stood still.
"Mom, who am I? A strange woman who is jealous and hateful! This kind of punishment of evil and promotion of good has been wrapped around me. Doesn't the Black Witch need to vent? Let her be the executioner of hell. ”
Luo Youcheng clapped his hands: "Okay, kill two birds with one stone." Lin's mother is smart. ”
Mother Lin smiled wryly: "You are such a nasty ghost, such a good idea, only now to tell the Lun family." ”
Luo Youcheng's body trembled, and Mother Lin began to complain again.
Mother Lin kicked the cream brother away, like a snake essence, and twisted towards Luo Youcheng.
"Sir, little brother, if you send the soul of the thief Chang to purgatory, the Lun family will be committed to marrying you."
Luo Youcheng was another agitator: "Mother Lin, you rest first." I still have a lot to do. ”
Mr. College fled.
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The College was so efficient that a conference room in the administration building was converted into a trial courtroom at zero hour. The chief justice is Yi Mu Fuhua, his assistant acts as a lawyer, Lin Xiaoyou makes a cameo appearance as the prosecution, and thirty people in the inner court form a jury, making it decent.
This is the fairness and impartiality of the trial that Yimu pursues. He believes that a few years ago, the practice of putting the female boss of the butterfly love flower on the stage and sending her to Elysium after the crime was announced was inappropriate, everyone has the right to a hearing, and only the confrontation between the prosecution and defense and mutual questioning can the referee discover facts that may be overlooked.
However, in these cases, the facts of the crime are very clear. The main point of contention between the prosecution and the defense is whether the four heinous criminals should be immediately sentenced to death, and whether their souls need to be sent to the soul land to suffer purgatory.
Lin Xiaoyou and the defense lawyer had a heated argument. However, since the "Code of the Last Days" had not yet been promulgated, the defense was in an embarrassment of not being able to rely on it, so he could only keep invoking the criminal law provisions of the old era. Lin Xiaoyou refuted each time on the grounds that the legal provisions of the old era did not apply to the end times.
The justices on the stage realized the importance of speeding up legislation. The heated arguments between the prosecution and defense did not help much in the trial of the case, except for enhancing the sense of ritual in the trial. In desperation, he could only hastily end the court argument. The jury unanimously found the four convicts guilty of crimes against humanity, war crimes, and murder.
In the afternoon of the same day, the four criminals were sentenced to death, and their souls were sent to the land of their souls. Others were sent to hibernation chambers to be judged after the world was peaceful.
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A day later, Luo Youcheng flew a Z-wing plane and took his family to the property in Wuling Mountain, and the personnel were unprecedentedly neat.
Here, please allow me to take a look at the huge family that Mr. Shui'an quickly formed, and help the book friend sort out. Because there are too many relatives, only blood relatives are marked, otherwise there is a suspicion of the number of words.
Four elders: grandfather Shen Wentong (blood relative), grandmother Mi Susu (blood relative), grandfather water ghost Wang He Hongzhang, second grandfather Jiang Lianxing.
Wife: Liu Ying
Family: eldest sister Mi Doudou (blood relative), adulterer brother Shi Xiangyun (supernumerary brother-in-law), second sister Jiang Xiaoyu, second brother-in-law Dao Xing, third sister witch, younger brother Shi Yanshan, younger sister-in-law Li Gege, little sister Mei Duo, little brother-in-law Xia Pingping.
Wife's family: Uncle Liu Xun, sister-in-law Lin Xiaoyou, sister-in-law Phoenix.
Among the seventeen people, Luo Youcheng has only three real blood relatives, and the others were abducted back by him, which shows how crazy Mr. recognizes his relatives.
Half an hour later, Luo Youcheng took eighteen people to officially check in to Wuling Villa.
(Card, separated by a line of words, seventeen to eighteen, is the author's math at the level of a kindergarten class?) )
Of course not, there is indeed an extra guest in the team. This person is very familiar to everyone, he is the ghost arrow that shot the lumbar vertebrae of three people on the night of fireworks, and rescued the master mother of the academy with Phoenix. It was none other than the phoenix who invited the ghost arrow. Liu Ying also agreed to this.
The sisters' idea is very simple, to repay the "life-saving" grace of the ghost arrow (although it turned out later that Shuai Deheng could not do something that people and gods were angry about). If Ghost Arrow can build a good relationship with their family in this family event, it will be very beneficial to his future development. This is the sisters' return to the ghost arrow.
Ghost Arrow didn't pretend to think that Miss Phoenix had a good impression of him, he was mediocre in appearance, his appearance was not good, and he never had a woman's popularity. The eldest brother, Lei Hong, encouraged him to accept the invitation, and he came.
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In the eyes of outsiders, the meaning of Phoenix's invitation to the ghost arrow is different. Participating in Mr.'s family activities, Ghost Arrow is just a guest, and no one believes it.
A legend began to circulate in the academy that the ghost arrow used his elusive feather arrow to shoot the heart of the immortal phoenix. There is also a version that the ghost arrow's previous life must have been Cupid, the little god of love in the West. Many people expressed their approval, and there are many people in the academy who can shoot arrows, and no one has ever shot the heart of the Phoenix girl.
Chunfeng did not participate in training today, he was in a daze in his apartment. Since he began to wake up, he has never looked for Annie Chen or Wang Beibei. He thinks that he has turned back as a prodigal son, and that this life is enough to shhhh When the rumors hit his ears, he suffered the first thunderstorm in his life. The Purple Sky Divine Thunder fell from the sky, blowing him up on the outside and tender on the inside.
He sat on the edge of the bed and burst into tears. Sensing his emotions, a shh
"Cheap master, don't cry." Without the familiar giggles, the dead ghost woman took a big step towards the path of the living.
Chunfeng buried his head in his boo's chest, snot and tears smeared the other party's chest.
"Shhhhhh I thought I didn't have her in my heart, but ...... Can ......"
Hush picked up the spring breeze, sat on the edge of the bed, and rested the spring breeze on his lap.
"Cheap master, shhh
The spring breeze was like a wronged child, hugging his neck and crying.
The doorbell rang at an inopportune moment. Hush was frightened, and got into Chunfeng's body. The spring breeze clicked and fell to the ground. Ignoring the pain in his buttocks, he jumped up like a spring, grabbed the sheet and wiped his face. Then, while rubbing his cheeks, he let the intelligence call up the outdoor surveillance.
"Ah~yahh The spring breeze trotted towards the door, and by the time he stood behind the door, he had changed to the hippie smiley face of his daily department. The door opened automatically, and Shang Shiyin walked in. Chunfeng bowed to his master, "Hello master." ”
Shang Shiyin frowned and glanced at the spring breeze, put his hands behind his back, and stomped towards the house. Don't look at Shang Shiyin in front of Mr. is very dogleggy, in front of many people, especially in front of his own apprentices, he still likes to take big ones. Now it's the turn of the spring breeze doglegs.
The spring breeze followed behind him, "Master misses the apprentice?" Or do you miss the private collection that the apprentice returned from the wine cellar in Yongle Town? ”
Shang Shiyin didn't answer, he turned to look at the spring breeze, staring at the spring breeze.
"Sad? Trapped in love? ”
"How is that possible? As far as I am a well-tempered flowery heart, liver and lungs, can trap my love network, there was no past, there is no now, and there will be no in the future. ”
"Your performance is too pompous and lacks ingenuity. You only act so deliberately when you do something wrong or want to cover it up. The merchant shook his nose, "I smelled the sour tomatoes and cried?" ”
The spring breeze lowered his head dejectedly: "Master understands me, and I can't hide anything from you." ”
"What should you do if you hide it, your master? For the Phoenix? ”
"No......" Chunfeng wanted to deny it, but when he saw Master's torch-like gaze, he shrank his head, "Yes." ”
"You two are looking for the sparks that have sparked in the last half of the year, right? Got laid? ”
"Nope."
"If the dog doesn't tell the truth, the teacher can't help you."
"Yes."
Shang Shiyin was furious: "Since you went to bed, you still pretend that nothing happened?" Do you dare to play with the sister of the housemother? Are you trying to get your husband to smash you into the mud? Or do you want Mi-sama to operate on you? Or let Master clear the portal? ”
The spring breeze fluttered and knelt down, hugging Shang Shiyin's thigh, "Master spared her life, she didn't want me to be responsible." ”
"You can be green when you blow a gust of wind, and women see less? Don't you know that they like duplicity the most? If you don't let you be responsible, are you really picking? ”