Chapter 545: Five Ugly Ghosts? Five Lori? (2)
The discussion about the five ugly and the five loli continued, and Luo Youcheng had already dispelled the idea of sending them on the road.
Luo Youcheng: "What ability does Xiao Meiren have?" ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "There aren't many clips they can remember. They said that for Shuai Deheng, Xiao Meiren was a dream; For Xiao Meiren, Shuai Deheng is also a dream. They vaguely remembered that Xiao Meiren was strong in martial arts, could fly eaves and walk walls, and could also transform into various abilities. Their eldest said that the five sisters of Xiao Meiren had combined to transform into King Kong and repelled a group of armed bandits who came to the village to loot. ”
Liu Ying: "Little Lori becomes King Kong? It's too ...... Qingqi is amazing. ”
Luo Youcheng: "Five brothers have dual personalities at the same time? Or does Xiao Meiren only exist in their dreams? As far as Xiao Meiren's repulsion of the bandits is concerned, it doesn't make sense logically. They once said that Changqing sent troops to Laoshan, how could any bandits dare to go to Laoshan to spread wilderness? ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "I also asked the same question, they said that the troops sent are actually overseers, and it's okay to scare ordinary people, but when you encounter ruthless stubble, it's useless." ”
Luo Youcheng nodded, this explanation is also reasonable. It is true that only a few personnel are needed to maintain order on a daily basis, and if there is a major change, with the distance from Changqing Settlement to Laoshan Village, it will only take ten minutes to send troops.
Lin Xiaoyou: "Actually, there is no need for us to doubt Xiao Meiren's transformation ability, Shuai Deheng has it." ”
Luo Youcheng: ?
Liu Ying: ? ……
Lin Xiaoyou: "The shorts on their bodies are conjured." ”
Liu Ying: "Ah~ You mean they didn't wear anything?" Oh my God, these stinky rascals. ”
Luo Youcheng: "This shouldn't be called transformation, but mimicry." ”
The focus of the young couple is completely different.
Lin Xiaoyou: "Isn't mimicry a simplified version of the transformation?" I think so. ”
Luo Youcheng didn't want to argue on this issue, and motioned for her to continue.
Lin Xiaoyou: "It doesn't matter if they wear it or not, there's nothing down there anyway." Mimic panties are not so much to cover up their ugliness as they are to cover up their differences from others. ”
Liu Ying: "Ah...... What about the men's, but the women's? ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "No, the internal organs are also missing." ”
Liu Ying: "It's so pitiful. ”
Luo Youcheng: "Born? ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "It's crippled, but their parents raised them as boys since they were young, and the locals have always thought they were men." ”
Luo Youcheng: "There is no reason for people to regard Xiao Lori as a man, which shows that Xiao Meiren is their imagination." ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "The rotation of Shuai Deheng and Xiao Meiren only appeared after mutation. Until the age of nine, they were always little boys. They are unable to explain their changes to the villagers, so before the full moon, they leave their homes and live in seclusion near the village, waiting for the beginning of the month to return to the village. ”
Luo Youcheng: "Although it can be explained, there is also this possibility, they are awake in the first half of the month, and they are dreaming in the second half of the month." ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "They firmly believe in the existence of Xiao Meiren, and they can't rule out that it is just a conjecture that they have deceived themselves." Wait another 12 days, and you will know whether it is true or false. ”
Luo Youcheng: "Then let me ask you another question. They were only temporarily recruited, and as Aliens, why didn't Evergreen take them for their own use? ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "Don't you also look down on Shuai Deheng?" And no one knew that Xiao Meiren existed. Evergreen doesn't want waste, and they don't like Evergreen. ”
Rubbish?! Hearing so harsh, Liu Ying's mouth turned up again.
Luo Youcheng: "It still doesn't make sense, his boots are not ordinary goods, as a temporary recruiter, there is no reason to get such good equipment." ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "The original owner of the boots died in our sneak attack, and the boots were taken off by him from other people's feet. They have always been playful, and when they have boots, they want to lead others to chase them. They swore it was just for fun and didn't want to hurt anyone. ”
Liu Ying: "They kidnapped me. ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "Maybe they want to teach you to sing a little song." ”
Luo Youcheng: "Sister-in-law, this is not funny, Sister Liu is frightened." ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "I'm sorry, I just want to say that they really don't have any malicious intent. ”
Liu Ying: "They molested me, and the most hateful thing was that they didn't wear anything. ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "Still entangled?" Boss Shang hasn't worn clothes in all these years, and no one thinks there's anything wrong. ”
Liu Ying: "It's different, Brother Shiyin's mimicry clothes are very neat and real, and no one can tell that they are fake." Moreover, he was for the convenience of cross-dressing and stealth. ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "I won't say it, you don't know that the ugly ghosts' pants are fake, right?" Besides, if you wear real pants, it won't be so convenient to fit and split. ”
Liu Ying: "Sister-in-law, you were brainwashed by them...... One day you are surrounded by five unclothed hooligans......"
Lin Xiaoyou: "Good sister, I suggest that they change their clothes into a whole set when I look back." But then again, they are not bad in nature. During the interrogation, I made a statistic that there were 168 cases of immoral demerits, 235 good deeds, and 37 of which they considered to be good things, but I defined them as neutral. ”
Luo Youcheng: "Let's hear it." ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "The lack of virtue is voyeurism, stealing underwear, kidnapping young boys and girls to force them to sing pornographic songs." Good things include rescuing the homeless, helping the lonely and widowed elderly do farm work, and helping the villagers scare away bandits. Sometimes good and bad things are done together, such as helping the old man wash his clothes and taking away other people's underwear. ”
Luo Youcheng: "The last item is neutral? ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "No, in this case, I will add one to both good and bad things." Neutral events are to help female creatures such as cows and sows deliver babies, and it's good to help deliver babies, but I don't think their motives are pure. ”
Liu Ying: "It's definitely not pure, it's dead perverted." ”
Lin Xiaoyou: "Good sister, don't think about it in pieces." We'll talk about how to punish them later. Let's get down to business, I think there are three reasons why they can be won. First, Shuai Deheng has a lot of resentment towards Changqing. With the life skills of Laoshan Village, the villagers can live a nourishing life in the last days. But the reality is that they can only make ends meet after a year of hard work. ”
Second, Shuai Deheng didn't dare to go back to Laoshan Village. The people sent out by the evergreen are dead, and they have no choice but to run back. Their original plan was to have had enough fun and go to a friendly settlement. I really couldn't find it, so I wandered around. They said that if we were willing to take them in, they would do their best. ”
"Third, even if there is no Xiao Meiren, I don't think Shuai Deheng is a waste. When combined, it can still fight, at least the same ability as the members of our inner courtyard guards. Even if you don't look down on his force, it's good to let him cultivate drug-free seeds on farms and pastures. In case Xiao Meiren is real, then we will make a lot of money. We just need to correct their bad tastes, and it won't cost much. ”
Liu Ying breathed a sigh of relief because her sister-in-law said that the five hooligans were not waste.
Luo Youcheng nodded, admitting that his sister-in-law was very reasonable. In fact, he also figured out one thing, the swift and weird ejection of the five brothers when they split can completely achieve a surprise sneak attack effect when facing the enemy. The ability of swords, sticks, and spears is not good, and can be cultivated. The academy has Dao Xing, a martial arts master, and the best training room.
"When I'm done eating, I'll go with you to have a look. The inner courtyard is no better than the outer courtyard, and it is not allowed to be sloppy. As long as there is no problem with their identity, they can naturally stay. But there is a premise, Xiao Meiren must exist, and it must be strong. Otherwise, I will send them to Beihu or Derenju, where there is no shortage of agricultural technicians. ”
"Hahaha, sir brother, I found you so realistic. When Xiao Meiren comes out, do you want the eldest sister of the in-laws to take a look and solidify them in the state of Xiao Meiren. ”
Luo Youcheng vetoed this proposal: "If they do have dual personalities, then Shuai Deheng and Xiao Meiren are two different individuals, solidifying Xiao Meiren will also murder Shuai Deheng, I don't agree." ”
"Kudos to you." Lin Xiaoyou pushed the bowl, "I'm done eating, I'll leave immediately." With Liu Xun's true love, she untied the knot in her heart, and seemed to have returned to her previous state.
Luo Youcheng shook his head, accepting ugly ghosts does not mean that there is no punishment for them. During the conversation during the banquet, Liu Mei's resentment was clearly felt by him. You don't want helpers, but Liu Mei's heart knot can't be solved. My wife has been wronged, is she still a man if she doesn't help her?
"How to punish them? Let's talk about the charter first? ”
Lin Xiaoyou looked at Liu Ying, then at Luo Youcheng, and said, "Do you want to punish them for half a year's salary?" ”
"There's no need." Luo Youcheng shook his head, "Are they literate?" ”
"They didn't go to a serious school, and during the three years they were in the martial arts school, they didn't have many cultural classes. They have very little literacy, at the level of the first and second grades of primary school. ”
Then let them each write a 20,000-word apology letter to Liu Mei, which must be handwritten, not plagiarized from each other, and express their true feelings. Isn't there twelve days? Let them do it in twelve days. ”
"Yes...... There is a brother Cheng, will it be too much? "Liu Ying can't imagine what kind of torture it is to ask someone with an education level equivalent to the first grade of primary school to write a 20,000-word essay!" Either the number of words is less, and the time is more relaxed. ”
"No, you offended my wife, and you still want to pass easily?"
Brother Cheng strongly protects his wife, which makes Liu Ying warm and sweetheart, but she is worried about the punishment that the five ugly ghosts are about to face. She was very entangled in whether to write a letter of understanding and help the decrepit people reduce their sentences.
"Brother Cheng, when you punished them for the spring breeze, it was only 10,000 words, and the time was given for several months."
Luo Youcheng said softly to Liu Ying: "It's different, they were illiterate at that time, and these people have a cultural foundation. ”
Lin Xiaoyou said: "Good sister, don't plead, my brother wants to force them to learn more culture." ”
……
The five ugly were locked up in a Kaipili cell transported back from Rubber Island, one room per person, and properly treated as a high-level cadre. The others were not so lucky, and the five Adepts took one room; Twenty-one spies took two of them. As for Qin Zhe, he was lying in the hibernation cabin.
In addition, three unlucky ghosts who were shot by ghost arrows and broke their lumbar vertebrae are still being treated in the medical cabin. The five ugly who were also hit by the arrow didn't have any, and the five brothers only needed to go through a round of merging and splitting to recover their original abilities, which was amazing.
Luo Youcheng conducted an emotional test on the five decrepit brothers respectively, and the conclusion was that Lin Xiaoyou's judgment was accurate. Luo Youcheng wanted to find out if there was another person in their consciousness, but the consciousness cage came out to obstruct it again. Luo Youcheng promised to just observe, and never touch their memories, so to put it mildly, the cage of consciousness retreated.
As a result of the investigation, the sea of consciousness of each of the five brothers was divided into two spaces by a thin curtain, with Shuai Deheng living on one side and the sleeping little Lori on the other. It reminded him of the Third Sister and the Black Witch.
Luo Youcheng didn't alarm them, quietly retreated, and returned to his sea of consciousness. He asked if the consciousness cage, the two soul bodies and the diaphragm in the middle, would have something to do with Dean Chang. The consciousness cage disappeared directly, which was a negative statement, and Luo Youcheng had a spectrum in his heart.
The ugly and decrepit five brothers reacted differently to the 20,000-word punishment.
The boss hammer is very responsible: I offended the master mother, I should be punished, and I will try my best to complete it within the specified time.
The second knife is a soft bone: Sir, I won't dare next time, can I not write? I pump myself, a hundred times a day, for twelve days, right?
Lao Sanjian sighed; I think back then, I was also a village grass in Laoshan Village, but I didn't expect to be reduced to such a field now.
The fourth short spear clasped his hands together: Sir, I am the best at complimenting others, turning a thank you letter into a praise letter? emm…… Please.
The old five sticks howled and cried: Mom, it's hard to die, even if the group of bitches in Changqing won't torture us like this, how can I live?