Seventy-six micro-hour crises are not enough
Whether he believes it or not, my concerns still have to be said. When the words arrived, the sincerity was delivered, and it was considered to be dedicated.
"How it started again, it used to be like this, but it's slightly better than it is now. I remember that the neighbor's Erha was locked up at home, and he screamed every day, and that person was not allowed to die. Bird or something, you get hit every day, and you're not a southerner, why are you so superstitious! Don't say it, I know you mean well, but what day is today, you just drink. ”
I know that he won't care, and it's useless to say it. Southerner? We're also considered Southern, okay? All are south of the Yangtze River. Forget it, it's a blessing or a curse, and you can't avoid it.
"What did you tell him? He looked unhappy. Ma Qin asked.
"I said I'd leave after dinner, and of course he wasn't happy." I didn't say it, but I still said it. I'm not familiar with this place at all, and I don't have any equipment with me, so I can't help much.
I can't help with many things, such as Tian Li's family. It's just a marriage, what a festive thing, and it turns out like that. In the middle of the night, I was chased by ghosts, a bunch of ghosts. I'm just a little bit of a learner, and I never understand the root of the problem.
Godmother said that the root of many things is inadvertent.
Yu Fei's customs here are similar to those in my hometown, at noon, the children of the birthday star run to toast, and the birthday star comes on in the evening.
His father was very strong, and he was like he owed wine. It is estimated that the people at his table can't enjoy it, so he played in person and followed behind Brother Yu Fei.
I was depressed, how did I deserve to sit? Shouldn't it be different relatives together, friends or something, how can we share a table with Zeng Wenxia, Wen Qian, and some of his daughters.
"Why don't you have a drink with us?" Zeng Wenxia asked me.
"No, you'll have to go back later?"
Wen Qian asked with an exaggerated expression, "No!" Eat and go? Is it because Xiaoxia gives you a face, it's too stingy. ”
"How can it be, there is something to do when I go back, and I can't delay."
"You are also graduating this year, I have completed my graduation thesis, I will come to WH to look for a job, and invite me to dinner then." Zeng Wenxia didn't have any expression.
"No problem, you can call me then..."
"Drink some, you'll have to drink it when my eldest cousin comes to toast." Zeng Wenxia interrupted me.
"I'll help him drink!" There was hostility in Ma Qin's eyes.
"I'll drink it, just drive well when you pour." How much does Ma Qina drink liquor? I really can't go.
Zeng Wenxia has a good amount of wine, it is estimated that it is inherited from the family, Wen Qian is a little worse, but much stronger than Ma Qin.
Since it was time to drink, it was natural to have to drink every adult at the table. I originally wanted to eat and lay down my stomach first, but there were Yu Fei's elders on the table. There are rules in my hometown, and if there are elders at the table, as long as you drink, you can't eat until you finish drinking, otherwise you will be guilty.
I don't know if it's the same here, so it's better to be careful. After all, they are all in the Jianghan Plain, and the rules are not much different.
The thank-you wine of the birthday star's children came to our table, and his eldest brother first toasted together. Then he specially saluted me: "You are the only friend I can afford among the friends brought back by the third son, follow one!" ”
"Don't dare! Big brother, I respect you. ”
After drinking, his eldest brother said to the birthday star behind him: "Dad, you also come to drink one with the third son's friend, and he gave all the fireworks salute." ”
The birthday star's hair hadn't dried yet, so he picked up the wine glass and said, "It turned out that you gave it to me, I asked the little third son just now." These three guys are careless, there are many banquets on the sixth day of the new year today, and when they think about it, they are out of stock when they go to buy it again. Come on, boy, drink a few more! ”
No wonder it's so obsessed, it turns out that it can't be bought.
I'll go... It's so fierce, saying that you can drink a few more and take a sip? Although the cups are small, about one or two, there are too many cups.
"Uncle, you're too polite, it's just fireworks, juniors should be!" I had no choice but to take a sip.
Two cups of belly, fortunately, other guests came to pull people away.
"Yes, I'm getting better and better. Come, I'll have another drink with you. Wen Qian held the cup and said, "Let's guess the Ding shell, the one who wins, loses half a cup in one bite." ”
Uncle you're obviously trying to drink me too much. Hehe, then don't blame me for being rude, sir, I'm not just mixed up at night.
After guessing five, Wen Qian took a drink and lay down. The taste of the liquor in the countryside is similar to that of the second pot head, and it is also very vigorous.
"Let's come, but you are not allowed to say what you will do in advance, this is disturbing the other, you are cheating." Zeng Wenxia said.
What is cheating? Even if it's the ability to cheat, girls just can't afford to lose.
"Okay, how are we going to drink?" I asked.
"Just like her."
You're stupid, I can't drink you under normal circumstances, and now I've had more than two more drinks.
"That's not good, you're the master compared to me, how can you drink less? It's all the same. "I can't afford to lose that.
"But I'm still a girl!"
"Men only have 20% more strength than women, and we should do our best to work hard, but drinking is not hard work. Hurry up, don't lose the demeanor of the hostess. "The strength of the wine came up, and in my eyes she was back to her original fatness.
"Okay, three sips of a glass, one sip at a time. Hmph, I'm not going to necessarily lose. ”
This time, I changed the way, and when I played with Wen Qian, I would say something like "I will produce stones", but now it has become "You estimate that you will produce stones".
The soup was not changed, and the promise was not broken.
After two cups, Zeng Wenxia was energetic and up. She had two more cups of belly, and I only lost two.
"No, I have to call the third brother." Zeng Wenxia was unsteady when she was standing, she was too violent.
"Quick, bring me some rice!" I said to Ma Qin. Seeing that there were only four of us scattered on the table, it was finally time to eat.
"You're amazing, you can play!" Ma Qin's real happiness should be that they drank too much.
"I also drank too much, I drank too much on an empty stomach just now, and I may vomit if I drink again." That's why I said to eat, Yu Fei knows, if I eat, I won't serve a cup anymore.
"Third brother, look, he bullied the two of us." Zeng Wenxia's voice came from behind.
I took a chopstick and pickled vegetables and shredded meat, took a bite of rice, turned around and raised the rice bowl, signaling that I was eating.
Yu Fei said: "Xiaoxia, he may not be able to drink more than you in terms of your drinking, you two drank one and lost today!" Are you too embarrassed to find a helper? ”
"It's not a flat drink, it's a guess shell."
"That's your fault, guess Ding Ke I rarely win you, let alone the two of them." Yu Fei said again: "It won't be that you will have thoughts about him, can you play it!" ”
Your uncle's! This product turned out to be drunk too much, and began to talk nonsense.
Before I could speak, Zeng Wenxia blushed and shouted, "What are you talking nonsense!" Get me away. Then he pulled Yu Fei and left, and Yu Fei's words floated in the air: "He is the sister expert, and the main owner is still at home... You have to be careful... I was deceived by the appearance of her temperature and went to bed..."
Burst...
I don't know if everyone else is looking at you, what nonsense is talking about, it's not the truth anyway.
"It seems that I was also deceived by your Sven's appearance, if you have an idea, these two estimates will not escape." Ma Qin mended the knife on the side.
Your uncle, when did I deceive someone? Accompanying you to meet your parents is the biggest scam.
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"Don't you really say hello to my third brother? Just go like that? Zeng Wenxia really drank a lot of alcohol, and she was sober after a while. Yu Fei's father and son were all lying on their stomachs, which would be estimated to be lying down and snoring.
The food on the table was collected, and the tables were dispersed, and the guests were either playing cards or going to the door to play cards.
"Don't say anything, just talk to Yu Fei. By the way, you can take me to meet Yu Fei's mother, I have something to say. "Seeing the four of them drinking like this, it is estimated that the night will be even more fierce.
"Alright, you come with me."
I said to Ma Qin on the side: "You go to the car and wait for me, I will come when I go." Ma Qin pinched my arm, turned around and walked away unhappily.
At this moment, I felt very passive, as if someone was leading the story of a rotten peach blossom.
Before I met the two girls who were drugged, my life was peaceful and single. It's not to accompany his girlfriend, or to mess around with his brother. I have a crush on her, I have told my brother that he gave up chasing with righteousness, and I have encountered particularly confused things, but it is always simple, and there is no such rotten life as it is now.
Yu Fei's mother was completely different from the four of them, father and son, and she was dressed very plainly, almost with a big patch on her clothes. Those clothes whose colors fade and quickly turn into antiques, smoothed shoes, etc., can see the frugality in her heart.
"Hello Auntie, I'm Yu Xi!"
"She's a friend of the third brother." Zeng Wenxia added.
The aunt smiled kindly: "I know you, San'er sometimes tells me about you, saying that your family also believes in Buddhism!" Who is your house? ”
I looked at the red curtain at the back of the room, and it was supposed to be a shrine platform behind it.
"Are you going to go to the pillar incense?" Auntie asked with a smile.
On the sixth day of the first month, I usually don't worship God. The sixth day of the first month is the day to send the poor god, who is the great-grandson of the Yellow Emperor and the son of one of the five emperors of antiquity. My mother said that I was short of water in the five elements, and I could no longer offend the god of water.
He defeated the water god Gonggong to become the emperor, and later re-ranked, and the fire god Zhurong, the earth god Julong, etc., returned to the five elements. My mother said she wouldn't worship him, so I made a note of it.
"Who do you respect?" I asked.
"Nan no Amitabha!"
Oh, I have to worship Guanyin Bodhisattva, then I have to worship, Nan Wu Guanyin is also one of the gods of my family.
After worshipping the Bodhisattva, it's time to talk about the right thing, and I have to talk about the "three views" just now, even if she is a Buddhist worshipper, I believe she also understands some of this kind of evil things.
My aunt was pale, sat silently, and did not speak, so I retired.
"When did you understand this? My aunt looked so bad when she heard this? If you know, why don't you help her? Zeng Wenxia asked worriedly.
I also want to help, but my faction is like Chinese medicine, and acute illness is a shortcoming. Maybe there is a way, but I don't know, it's also because I'm too knowledgeable and don't know how to solve it.