When I came out of the third wife's house, it was already early in the morning. Walking on the country road, the fat man looked at the two people who were silent, took out a pack of Great China and lit the fire for the two of them, he took a deep breath, and half of the cigarette instantly turned into dust. The fat man licked his lips and said, "I just drank tea at the ancestor's place, and I didn't have supper, but now my stomach is full of water, and I squatted in the toilet to sleep in the second half of the night." ”

When Shi Yijian heard this, he was instantly happy, and teased: "Wow, it turns out that you are squatting and peeing, you can't see it." Aha......"

The fat man looked at Shi Yijian, who couldn't smile, and Shi Zhuteng, who was holding back the corners of his mouth and wanted to laugh or not, and quickly changed the topic: "Uncle Teng, how sure are we about this trip?" ”

Shi Zhuteng took a deep puff of his cigarette, flicked the cigarette butt with one finger, and thought for a while: "It's hard to say, you don't have enough experience in doing things, you may mess things up, and if it's more serious, there may be a bloody disaster." ”

Shi Yijian answered: "No, it's so serious, aren't you afraid that I'll be bad if I have a bad one?" ”

Shi Zhuteng looked up at the deep night sky and sighed lightly: "Alas, everything is fate. I think that when your grandfather and second uncle never returned, I knew that those who did our business were all depositing their lives in the hands of God, and it was all up to God's will to take them or keep them. After that, he looked at Shi Yijian: "For yourself, and for the future of the Shi family, in short, you must succeed in this trip, don't let me be ashamed of the ancestors of the Shi family."

There was nothing to say all night, and early the next morning, Shi Yijian hurriedly came to the third prince's house with his breakfast. As soon as he stepped on the stairs, a loud voice came: "Shishi, why did you come, and you still have such a shabby breakfast, my grandfather is already full, and I am drinking tea with my grandfather." ”

Shi Yijian and the three of them looked up at the same time, and it turned out that it was a monkey squirming on it.

Shi Yijian stopped, smiled, opened his throat and said loudly: "Hey, this is not a monkey, why, yesterday I was reprimanded by your tigress in the street, and this morning I saw that you were proud of the spring breeze and full of red light, is it that every time you are scolded, you do a big health care." Haha....."

When the monkey heard this, he instantly withered. He smiled shyly, lost the excitement just now, waved at Shi Yijian, and said, "Come on, in front of the uncle, you kid actually dare to be indecent, be careful to take the uncle." Come on up, the whole world is waiting for you. ”

Who knew that when the fat man heard it, he was very excited: "I'm tired of playing at home, of course I want to come out and relive the feeling of being young, and occasionally flirt with my little sister or something, that's the second spring of hair change, what's wrong, right, Uncle Teng." ”

Seeing that the fat man was very energetic when he talked about these things that were inappropriate for young and old, Shi Yijian couldn't wait to give him two slaps, but he didn't know, and thought that he and the fat man were the same virtue. And Shi Zhuteng made two sounds, pretending to be very casual, but his ears were red, and he had betrayed his true thoughts.

As soon as I entered the house, there were already several people sitting on mahogany benches drinking tea and chatting. As soon as the third prince saw that everyone was almost here, he opened his throat and said, "It's all here, sit down." ”

After watching everyone sit down, the third prince continued: "I called you here today, mainly to ask you to give some advice, after all, Yijian is the first time they have dealt with Zhao Lao Ghost, and they still lack some experience in doing things, if you have any good ideas, you might as well speak out and listen." ”

Listening to the gossip in the house, before I knew it, it was close to noon, and the smell of rice wafted up from the kitchen on the first floor. Everyone smelled the smell of fragrant braised pork, touched their stomachs, you look at me, I look at you, and the voice of the conversation gradually became smaller.

Seeing that everyone was silent, the third princess drank all the tea in the cup in one gulp, and said, "If you have nothing to add, after eating, let's go downstairs to eat first." ”

As soon as the fat man heard that the meal was open, he was already hungry and panicked, and immediately spread his feet and rushed out of the door.

The monkey who sat in the back row with Shi Yijian didn't admit much, his pace was only half a position behind the fat man, and he didn't forget to mutter: "These old guys, you have to talk about what you get done in half an hour, and you won't come to join in the fun next time." ”

After lunch, the three of them carried their luggage, got on the monkey's small Erha motorcycle and came to the farmers' market, negotiated the price with a black car driver, and hurried back to the 'eternal feng shui'.

Seeing the monkey crossing Erlang's legs and half-lying on the back seat with a comfortable expression, Shi Yijian handed out cigarettes to the driver and the two, and teased the monkey: "Did you just get in the car, and you have a feeling that the sky is high and the birds are flying?" Also, did your daughter-in-law put a chastity belt on you to prevent you from firing indiscriminately, hehe. ”

The monkey took a puff of cigarette and glanced at Shi Yijian: "This is called the way of husband and wife, don't look at her fiercely, at home, I still have the final say." Alas, I'm too lazy to tell you, like you guys, you don't even have a girlfriend, and it's useless to talk about it. ”

The fat man sitting in the co-pilot was not happy when he heard this, and among the three, he was the only one who did not get along. He turned his head sideways and coaxed: "The way of fart husband and wife, in my opinion, eighty percent of your kid was chased by your tigress and forced to run away from home, right?" ”

As soon as the monkey saw the two of them attacking left and right, he was immediately defeated: "Alas, okay, I'll confess." This time, it was my grandfather's meaning, my tigress didn't dare to say anything when she saw the old man speak, but just nagged me in private, the village gave you 50,000 yuan, and I had to make 18,000 yuan, but you can rest assured, I won't ask for a penny of this money. ”

Shi Yijian listened and patted his arm: "Your family is not a good person, I used to talk to her for you, buddy, but now, my eyes are not so friendly, and when you go back empty-handed, I'm afraid she still doesn't know how to abuse you?" ”

The monkey immediately held his head high and said imposingly, "How dare she? As he spoke, he took a hard puff of his cigarette and continued: "That woman, since she bought me an insurance policy from her best friend, she has been chattering all day long, and she wants me to go out and get a disability and come back, she said that she will make a lot of money in this way." ”

When the two of them heard it, they were happy. Shi Yijian flicked the cigarette ash out of the window: "What's the matter, two brothers, don't say 10,000, it's the 50,000, as long as you need it, just take it." ”

The three of them chatted intermittently, and the silver-gray van continued to run wildly on the highway, and before they knew it, the car had stopped at the door of the rental house.

In the evening, under Uncle Fan's passable cooking skills, several people were full of drinks and food, and they were holding toothpicks, sitting on the sofa casually watching variety shows. At this time, the fat man's mobile phone broke the silence, he took the phone, and after just a few words on his lips, he hung up the phone.

Shi Yijian, who was texting with his girlfriend, saw it and asked casually, "Who, Sister Fang?" ”

The fat man lit a cigarette and said mysteriously: "Oh, no, it's a friend of mine, he said that the equipment has arrived, and told us to go and inspect it." ”

The monkey interjected, "What equipment?" ”

The fat man turned his head and blew a smoke ring into his face, deliberately teasing: "What's the hurry, you won't know tomorrow, anyway, it's taller than your motorcycle." ”

As he spoke, the fat man hugged the monkey, laughed twice, winked at the monkey, and continued: "What's so good about this TV show, or brother, I'll take you for a walk and see the scenery of the first-tier big cities?" ”

When the monkey heard this, he instantly came to his senses, just as the so-called hunger and cold steal his heart, full of warm thoughts, not to mention Shi Yiming, who had just escaped the sight of the tigress. He exclaimed excitedly: "Good suggestion, it is really the most suitable, I haven't learned about the world of flowers in the metropolis yet." ”

But when he saw the fat man making a gesture of asking for money, the monkey immediately changed his words and said to Shi Yijian: "Eh, stone, I finally went out on a long trip, and you don't take your brother out to see the night scene or something, but now that the funds are sufficient, don't go chic and chic, after I go back, how can I have the capital to brag about?" ”

Shi Yijian watched the small movements of the two of them continuously, and he didn't know where they were pointing. He put away his mobile phone and said to the two with a smile: "I think it's a pity that you two can't give such a wonderful performance to the Spring Festival Gala, if you want money, just say it directly, why bother to be coquettish." ”

As he spoke, he directly took out three thousand yuan and handed it to the fat man: "Hey, greet my brother well, my brother and my beauty have an appointment, so I won't accompany you crazy." ”

When the fat man saw the weight of the money, his oily face instantly grinned and said, "Thank you, uncle, don't worry, I will definitely serve the monkey brother well, let him know what the scenery and charm of a big city are." ”

It's just that before the fat man finished speaking, Shi Yijian hummed a little song to himself and trotted into the room to dress up.

The monkey looked at the funny scene of the two and asked curiously, "What did you just call him?" Uncle? Big nephew? What's the situation? ”

The fat man put away the cash and said, "Why, no, I think back then, my brother and I were still a person with a story, and when you have wine in the future, I will tell you about it." ”

The monkey smiled: "I'm the same generation as Shishi, you call him uncle, then you can't call him Uncle Ming or something." ”

"Come on, look at your sloppy beard and goat's face, wait until you get out of this door, don't say you know me, shame." So saying, the fat man walked out the door.

The monkey stopped the fat man and said, "There is a change of mouth fee, do you call it?" ”

"How much?"

"One piece."

"You want to send me away for a dollar, see if I don't give you a taste, look at the trick ......" While speaking, the fat man grabbed the dragon's claw hand and hit the monkey's vital point. After listening to a long roar, two figures, one fat and one thin, appeared on the street, chasing each other across the road.

Immediately afterwards, Shi Yijian appeared on the street on the other side wearing a Korean-style casual suit and his hair was shiny, in a rather large rental house, only Uncle Fan was left drinking tea, sitting on the sofa leisurely and snooping alone to make a series.

In the dead of night in the rental house, Shi Yijian heard the sound of the door opening in a daze, looked at the time, and it turned out to be three o'clock in the morning. He got up and peed a night urine, and saw that the two people in the hall who were full of alcohol were already lying on the sofa and snoring, Shi Yijian turned on the ceiling fan for the two of them, lit mosquito coils and continued to sleepwalk in Zhou Gong.