Chapter 16: Amnesia Dafa is good
"Just now, what happened just now, who hit me? Hmm, my head hurts......"
Zhou Yingjie got up from the bed, covered his head and cried out in pain.
"Knowing the pain means you're awake, come and see what it is?" Chen Chao put up a finger in front of Zhou Yingjie's eyes and shook it from side to side.
Zhou Yingjie: "This is '1'. ”
Chen Chao raised a second finger again, "How many is this?" ”
Zhou Yingjie: "It's '2'!" ”
"So who are you, where are you, and what are you doing?" Chen Chao asked three questions about temperament.
Zhou Yingjie scratched his hair, "I'm Zhou Yingjie, I'm in the Beauty Bay nightclub, I'm dating my beloved super brother, what's the problem?" ”
"Oh my God." Chen Chao turned his back and made a crazy move, who said that hitting the head can make people lose their memory, sure enough, the TV series is all deceitful.
Only by making Zhou Yingjie amnesia and letting her find a place to stay in peace and stability can the main quest be completed.
Therefore, doing everything possible to make this woman amnesia is Chen Chao's next goal.
Chen Chao: "Sister Jie, you stand on the bed first, yes, that's right, just like that, there is a trick qigong in my newly learned 'Mixed Yuan Xingyi Taijiquan', which can beautify and maintain youth forever." ”
"But you want to teach me kung fu, why do you stand behind me?" Zhou Yingjie was puzzled.
Of course she didn't know that Chen Chao was going to push her down, since there was no way to lose her memory when she hit her head, then she had a headbeat, many of the TV series lost her memory after a fall, no matter whether it was good or not, she had to try all the methods.
"Sister Jie, please close your eyes, I'm going to work."
Zhou Yingjie closed his eyes obediently, but who knew that Chen Chao suddenly increased his strength and pushed her out of bed.
Boom!
There was an intimate contact between the forehead and the ground.
"Oops, it hurts, my nose seems to be flattened." Zhou Yingjie lay on the ground, covering his nose, his head dizzy.
Chen Chao was about to step forward to verify the effect of amnesia, knock knock, someone knocked on the door, and a question came from outside the door, "Hello, room service, can I come in?" ”
Chen Chao: "Yes, you can come in." ”
The waitress in the bow tie walked in with a cart, saw Zhou Yingjie lying on the ground humming, and asked, "What's wrong with this lady, do you want to call a doctor for her?" ”
Chen Chao: "She has amnesia, you'd better call a doctor to take her away......"
"I don't have amnesia, super brother, why do you say I have amnesia?" Zhou Yingjie struggled to get up from the ground, his nose was red, and he was almost out of shape. "I know, I haven't seen you for so many years, are you afraid that I will forget you, you want to test me, you don't have to worry, although we haven't seen each other for many years, but your eyes and smile are all engraved in my mind, even if I die, drinking seven bowls of Meng Po soup will not forget you."
Chen Chao stroked his forehead with his hand, I'll drop an aunt, are you deliberately trying to kill me, and don't let me do the main quest? It's no wonder that ★★★★★ achievement challenge task is also difficult.
Seeing Chen Chao sighing to the sky with his hand on his forehead, he just revealed a huge flaw, right now! The waiter's eyes were fierce, and he suddenly grabbed the gun with a silencer in the car, took off the insurance, and decided to assassinate Chen Chao and complete the task assigned by the boss He Changqing.
But who knows, Chen Chao suddenly stood behind Zhou Yingjie, and under the stunned gaze of the male waiter, he picked her up and rushed into him as a humanoid sandbag.
Chen Chao shouted: "The last trick of physical amnesia, since there is no way to lose memory by hitting the head and falling on the face, then there is a crash on the amnesia!" The waiter yelled, "Don't hide, I'll pay for the medical bills, I'm coming!" ”
The waiter was stunned, where could he hide.
"Ahh
Boom!
Like a big wooden stake, Zhou Yingjie's head hit directly on the hardest sternum of the waiter's predecessor, with a clatter, a crisp sound, and I don't know whose bone was broken.
A cold sweat broke out behind Chen Chao's back, oops, oh no, in case Zhou Yingjie's skull is broken and dead, didn't I end my own main quest with my own hands?
Reckless, reckless.
I was so impulsive.
"Sister Jie, Sister Jie, how are you, if you don't die, you'll bubble." Chen Chao hurriedly shifted Zhou Yingjie, who was lying on the waiter, to a certain direction.
It doesn't matter if this is not in tune, Zhou Yingjie's foot just pressed the waiter's hand, so he stepped down without dying, beep, and an extremely depressed sound came out.
The waiter's body shook violently, and his eyes widened.
"Oh, Sister Jie, you can't have an accident, it doesn't matter if you have amnesia, you can't die, show me, show me if your brain is broken." Chen Chao kept adjusting Zhou Yingjie's position, and Zhou's hands and feet kept pressing down on the waiter's hands.
Beep beep beep ...... The continuous suppressed sound was like a sullen fart, the waiter kept twitching, blood spilled from the corners of his mouth, and his eyes became darker and darker.
"Sister Jie, at least you can reply to me," Chen Chao shook Zhou Yingjie, there is no problem with hitting stupidity, stunning, and hitting the street, but he can't be killed.
"Forget it, I'll take her to the clinic to see if I can save her." Chen Chaoheng picked up the unconscious Zhou Yingjie, and just walked a few steps, when he suddenly remembered that there was another one lying on the ground.
"Hey, brother, why did you vomit blood?" Chen Chao wondered, so he hit you, how could he hit and vomit blood, this body is too weak, right?
Because the waiter was half-lying on the ground, Chen Chao couldn't see a gun with a silencer pressed under him.
Chen Chao threw down a wad of banknotes, "I'm sorry brother, this is your medical expenses and nutrition expenses, I am in a hurry to rescue my woman, there is no way to send you to the hospital for examination, you will get up and hang up some water yourself, and then buy some pork liver, kidneys or something to replenish blood, vomit blood and come back, I will go first, goodbye." Throwing down the dead waiter, he hurried away with Zhou Yingjie in his arms.
……
Clinic.
"Doctor, how is she? Will it die? Chen Chao asked eagerly.
The doctor touched his goatee and shook his head, "It's hard, it's hard......"
Chen Chao was crazy, "Doctor, please save her, you must save her, how much to pay, how much to pay, how much to pay, even if I ask me to make you a cow and a horse, give you three days of short-term work for nothing, and find you a little wife, I am willing." ”
"Alas," the doctor sighed, continuing to touch his goatee and shaking his head, "it's hard, it's hard......"
Chen Chao raised his hand to the sky, "God, what did I do wrong, you want to do this to me, the mission has just begun and it has just begun, I am really too difficult, doctor, do you have noodles at home, lend me two, I will hang myself." ”
The doctor still shook his head, "It's hard, it's too hard." ”
Chen Chao was angry: "You are a difficult fart, I am too difficult, you say it is difficult for you to save my woman, you still say it is difficult to let you borrow me two noodles to commit suicide, then what use do you have, the doctor can't even save the dead, and talk about what kind of magic hand rejuvenation to save the dead and help the wounded, simply tear up these two pennants and take them to the fire." He looked angrily at the two big red pennants hanging on the wall behind the doctor, and the big golden letters of 'Wonderful Hand Rejuvenation' and 'Saving the Wounded' on them seemed to be mocking.