Chapter 17 You must buy a ticket when you get on the bus
"It's difficult, it's really too difficult to communicate with young people nowadays, you don't understand the meaning of my words, you want to burn my pennant, do you think it's difficult for me?" The doctor continued to stroke his goatee and pour bitter water on Chen Chao.
It's really hard for someone to grow their beard that long.
Chen Chao raised his hand and made a compromise gesture, "Okay, I didn't understand what you meant, then you can explain it a little bit, be clear, is my woman dead or alive?" ”
"Of course it's alive," the doctor blew his beard, "your woman is fine at all, but she fainted and suffered a little concussion, how can she die?" It's really hard for me to burn my pennant. ”
"Okay, okay, you're difficult, you're difficult, why hasn't my woman woken up yet?" Chen Chao tried Zhou Yingjie's snort again uneasily, and sure enough, his breathing was stable and nothing serious, it seemed that he was too nervous just now, thinking that he had killed her.
Doctor: "It's not easy to want you to wake up?" Take off Zhou Yingjie's shoes and socks, take out a needle, and prick Zhou Yingjie's fingers.
"Ahh
Zhou Yingjie screamed and bounced straight off the hospital bed, the doctor couldn't dodge, and hit the boss with a big kick, and his nose was almost kicked crooked.
"Little brother, you woman...... Your woman is really too fierce, I'm a mother, my life was almost kicked away. The doctor sat on the ground, covering his bleeding nose and complaining to Chen Chao.
"Who? Who stabbed me just now? Zhou Yingjie glanced at Chen Chao first, instantly became soft, and then threw himself at the doctor who fell to the ground and snorted, and suddenly his long hair stood on end, like a ghost, he jumped out of bed directly and grabbed the doctor, "Are you stabbing me, is it you?" ”
"Oh, help! Help me! Little brother, you woman wants to kill me! The doctor asked Chen Chao for help.
Chen Chao gently patted Zhou Yingjie on the back shoulder, "Sister Jie, you better let the doctor go, the doctor is saving you, he didn't stab you, it was me who stabbed you." ”
"Is that you?" Zhou Yingjie let go of the doctor who was almost suffocated, and his expression immediately became infinitely gentle, and he changed his face to a smile, "Since it's Super Brother and you stab me, then forget it, it's okay, it doesn't hurt." ”
Chen Chao: "Sister Jie, do you remember who I am?" ”
Zhou Yingjie: "Aren't you my super brother?" Chen Chao! Oh, you're testing me again, don't worry, my sister's sincerity to you is a lifetime, no, it won't change for ten lifetimes, even if you disappear for another ten years, my sister will still remember you. ”
Chen Chao: "(ಥ_ಥ) It seems that physical amnesia has failed again, by the way, since physical amnesia has no effect, then I can try drug amnesia again."
"That, Sister Jie, you suddenly fainted in the club just now, I suspect that your menopause must have arrived early, I think you should still let the doctor show you, and then prescribe some medicine to eat, otherwise you will faint next time, and besides, your gray hair seems to have one more." Chen Chao pretended to be very brick and suggested to Zhou Yingjie.
"One more, where?" Zhou Yingjie nervously pulled his shawl long hair to the front to find it.
"It's here, it's here, you see it, yes, yes, yes, that's it!" Chen Chao secretly plucked out one of the doctor's white goatees, which was lightning-like doped into his long hair. "Oh, I'm sorry Sister Jie, I accidentally broke this gray hair of yours."
"There's really another gray hair, so what the hell should I do? I'm old, super brother, you won't love me, right? Zhou Yingjie's expression was fierce, and there was great intention in his eyes to die with Chen Chao.
Chen Chao hurriedly said: "How can it be, isn't it just another gray hair, just let the doctor prescribe some medicine for you to eat, doctor, are you right?" Hurriedly winked at the doctor.
"It's hard, it's too hard." The doctor shook his head.
Chen Chao grabbed his goatee, "Is it difficult, believe it or not, I confiscated your beard?" ”
"Don't confiscate my beard, I can't prescribe her medicine." The doctor compromised, and the beard he had grown for most of his life was his lifeline, and it was confiscated and returned.
……
"Hey, doctor, do you have any of the amnesiac drugs here?" Chen Chao asked the doctor privately.
The doctor lowered his eyelids and looked at Chen Chao with a confused expression, "Didn't you say that your woman's menopause arrived early, just prescribe some medicine to nourish yin and nourish qi, I understand this, to ensure that the medicine is eliminated, the cycle becomes stable, and if you want to have a child, you are also very sure." ”
Chen Chao was crazy, "Doctor, I don't want a child, I want her to lose her memory!" ”
"Make you a woman with amnesia? Alas, it's hard, it's too hard. The doctor began to shake his head again.
Chen Chao grabbed his beard again, "Is it difficult?!" ”
"It's difficult, it's very difficult, your woman is so strong, you can't solve it with a little medicine, you just pull my beard, and I don't have anything to pay you, brother, get on the bus, or buy the ticket, ah?" The doctor in turn persuaded Chen Chao that he ate more salt than Chen Chao at such an old age, and as soon as Chen Chao farted, the doctor knew what he wanted to poop.
It's true that this bastard boy is handsome, but his character is too poor, and he wants to get rid of a woman, and he also wants to use medicine to make people lose his memory, scumbag, scum to the extreme.
Chen Chao suddenly let go of the doctor's beard and put on a bitter gourd face, "Actually, Sister Jie has a problem here," pointed to the brain, "Actually, she is not my woman, but she firmly believes that I am her man, living in pain every day, I want her to be freed as soon as possible, forget the past as soon as possible, and live a normal life, isn't it difficult?" ”
The doctor shook his head, "It's difficult, it's still difficult, the drug can only play an auxiliary role, and it may not be effective, and there may be other side effects after use......"
Chen Chao: "The side effects don't matter, you can at least prescribe it to me, let me try it." ”
"Okay then." The doctor finally agreed.
……
"Sister Jie, this is the anti-menopausal medicine prescribed to you by the doctor, and you took it." Chen Chao took the medicine to Zhou Yingjie, poured her another glass of water, and watched her take the medicine.
At this time, a man wearing sunglasses suddenly came into the clinic, "Doctor, come and show me." ”
The doctor walked over with a goatee and looked the man in sunglasses up and down, "Sir, what's wrong with you, what's wrong?" ”
The man in sunglasses pulled down the zipper, "I seem to be inflamed here, please help me take a look at it, doctor, and can you make a woman avoid it?" looked at Zhou Yingjie, who was sitting on the side taking medicine.
Chen Chao pulled Zhou Yingjie up, "Sister Jie, then let's go over there and sit down for a while." ”
"Hey, just let the woman avoid it, the man doesn't need it, you just stay there." The man in sunglasses said to Chen Chao.