Chapter 50
Chapter 50
"Lu Shu is very picky, and they like this tender grass the most. I'm lying in ambush here just waiting for Lu Shu to come over and graze...... It's all your fault, this woman! You are such a big one suddenly appeared, no matter how bold Lushu was, you were scared away! Really, I did useless work! β
"Lushu?" Yu Xie was surprised, "You buried yourself in this pile of dead leaves just to wait for Lu Shu?" β
The little white snake raised his head and was extremely proud: "Of course! I didn't forget to take the time to despise her...... She couldn't see such an obvious thing! What a failure!
"How can you be sure it's coming? Is there still little grass in this place? It's not bad for this bunch. β
"How could that be!" The little white snake was very dissatisfied, "I specially picked the fruit of a piece of grass, pinched it and sprinkled the juice on it, Lu Shu is greedy, and I will definitely not refuse such a delicacy!" β
There are not many grass fruits in the demon world, but their fragrance is the favorite of the herbivorous demon beasts, and she will not refuse if she is a deer!
Nima used a grass fruit to lure Lu Shu, wouldn't this be too much?!
The rain rests and looks at the sky, and she also loves to eat this thing...... But even if it's her, it's not always caught. That kind of monster beast is known for its speed, and it runs like a gust of wind, not to mention mortals, even monsters can rarely match it. And their alertness is really impressive. Moreover...... Lushu is not the kind of tame animal, although they eat grass, but the pair of horns on their heads are not white, and they can even easily pierce the rhinoceros skin with a little force!
The scales of the basilisk are good, but they are ...... compared to rhinoceros skin. It's still a little bit worse. What's more, this little demon who is less than 100 years old has tender skin! If this is accidentally stabbed, this little life will be confessed.
Eating is important, but life is even more important.
Yu Xie was very emotional, and decided to euphemistically persuade the little snake demon who didn't seem to have much knowledge: "Lu Shu's size is not small!" "The implication is that your little body can really grasp Lushu? It's better to give up before it's too late!
Unexpectedly, this little white snake directly understood another meaning: "That is, a deer is enough for me and my old man to eat!" β
Yu Xie: "...... Do you have to catch Lushu? β
The little white snake said with a natural face: "It's the most delicious, who will I catch if I don't catch it?" β
Yu Xie continued to persuade: "It's delicious, but it's hard to catch." I think there are a lot of delicious things in the demon world, why don't you try something else? β
The little white snake was furious, "You just look down on me!" Don't think I'm too young to hear! I thought you were a good youkai, but I didn't expect you to be as bad as those basilis! β
Yu Xie said in surprise: "How do you know that I am a monster?" β
The little white snake glanced at her in disgust: "Aren't you a monster, are you a fairy?" Who are you fooling? How can an immortal look like you?! β
Yu Xie: "......" She would never admit that for a moment she had an urge to cultivate immortals!
It suddenly straightened its neck and stared motionlessly into the distance: "Hey...... Silence! Don't talk anymore! With that, he re-burrowed into the pile of fallen leaves.
Yu Xie froze in place: "......"
It's obvious that you've been talking all the time, and she's been silent!
The little white snake didn't care about the resentment of the rain, poked out a small head from the pile of fallen leaves, lowered his voice and commanded softly: "Hey, I said what are you still doing here?" Don't you know you're so big, it's very attractive to stand like this! Can I be more hidden? β
Size...... Big?
I =-= convex!
This baby is definitely a poisonous tongue!
Yu Xie silently swallowed a mouthful of black blood, pinched a trick, and neatly cast an enchantment to isolate himself. I was a little crazy...... Why is she standing here and being despised by a junior? Why, why? The little white snake looked at her in surprise with its amber soybean eyes, and the meaning in those eyes probably translatedβit turns out that you are not without merit!
Yu Xie stubbornly ignored it with a black dog's blood.
She should actually go, go back to the original point and see if Uncle Shi is back...... After all, her net worth is still in the hands of her uncle! Following Uncle Shi is the king! But somehow, she was a little infected by this little white snake, and it was rare to be childlike, and she didn't want to walk away so quickly. Looking at the appearance of the little white snake, she was really a little curious - maybe she could really catch Lu Shu.
It seems that from just now to now, she has been constantly complained about by this little white snake......
It stands to reason that she should have beaten it up a long time ago.
Somehow, her mood was strangely not unhappy at all - maybe because the other party was also a white snake, and she felt that she was kinder than the other miscellaneous snakes.
Yu Xie crossed his hands, a little bit wanting to know about the life of a normal snake demon.
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A man, a snake, and two pairs of eyes stared at the grass in unison. The sound of squirming sounded, Yu Xie unconsciously held his breath, and looked at the little white snake, the whole person was like a taut string, the whole body was stiff, every scale entered a state of readiness, and his eyes were staring at the source of the sound for a moment. The voice got closer and closer, and Yu Xie was infected by the attitude of the little white snake, and he began to get nervous for no reason, and sweat beads almost broke out on his forehead.
In the middle of the day, a ...... popped out of the sound source Rabbit.
Yu Xie's highly tense nerves instantly relaxed, and the whole person was a little depressed. It turned out to be a rabbit for a long time!
It's not that she despises rabbits, it's just that rabbits are completely excluded from Yuxie's menu because of their proud petite size...... Just kidding, with her strong appetite for being able to swallow an elephant in one bite, how many rabbits would she have to eat to fill her stomach!
The little white snake was still staring intently at the pair of tender grass. It was not good for the rain to be in a situation at this time, and he also stared at the rabbit, trying to see a flower.
The little rabbit jumped up and down, sniffing around the pile of tender grass, the fleshy pink nose kept stirring, lined with watery big eyes, but it was a little cute. As if determined that the pile of grass in front of him was within the edible range, the rabbit jumped to the edge of the pile of grass and began to nibble on it with its joyful three-petal mouth.
So, Yu Xie was fortunate enough to enjoy the whole process of a wild gray rabbit grazing......
It's so boring!
She barely resisted the urge to yawn and simply sat down and continued watching.
The rabbit was so full that its round belly almost touched the ground, and then he dragged away with heavy steps...... I can't afford to hurt a rabbit that has eaten it!
There was silence all around.
The rain break was jaw-dropping...... That's it? Gone?
The little white snake gave her a disdainful look, and concentrated on gathering momentum.
A slight rustling sound came, very soft, but the rain break caught it, and subconsciously held its breath and waited quietly.
A moment later, a demon beast shaped like a horse but with a white head, markings like a tiger and a red tail, and a pair of horns on its head stepped out of the grass, its four hooves stepped on the pile of fallen leaves and barely made a sound, its physique was strong and elegant, and the lines on its body were like flowing clouds and water.
It's finally here!
The deer looked around and didn't find anything wrong, so he skillfully walked to the tender grass and began to eat.
Only then did Yu Xie understand that the rabbit who dared to love was a pathfinder and a drug tester! If something happened to that rabbit after eating that pile of tender grass, it would be impossible for this deer to come out anyway - what a treacherous demon beast!
Lu Shu is very large, about the size of a large buffalo in the mortal world. It ate it, but in a moment, the pile of grass was naturally eaten.
When the last bunch of grass was bitten into the mouth and chewed by Lu Shu, the little white snake suddenly became difficult, and jumped out like an arrow off the string, swept its tail, and simply planned Lu Shu's two hind legs. Lu Shu screamed, and his whole body fell to one side, and the little white snake did not slack off for a minute, entangled and wrapped around its body, biting Lu Shu's soft neck, and the venom was injected from the two sharp teeth.
The extreme pain came, and the deer Shu fell down in just a moment, twitching and not moving his limbs.
Only then did the little white snake let go of it, pulled out its fangs, looked at Yu Xie triumphantly, and wrote three words on his whole face - ask for praise! "How's that, I'm amazing, right?"
Yu Xie smiled: "Awesome...... Hey, be careful! β
Who would have thought that this Lu Shu, who had already been dying for nine days, would still stand up with a breath and use its two terrifying horns like watermelon knives to top the little white snake...... The power that erupted when he returned to the light was terrifying, and if this was topped, this little white snake would really have to explain here. Yu Xie was in a hurry, he couldn't care so much, his hands turned into claws, and he pounced quickly. With a claw, Lu Shu's flesh and blood fell to the spot in a blur, completely dead.
Yu Xie frowned: "Are you okay?" β
The little white snake shook his head absently, "I'm fine...... his expression suddenly weakened, and said, "Hey, that, in fact, even if you didn't come to save me, I could have escaped." You're just fooling around! β
"Hmm." Yu Xie already knew this guy's temperament, which was a typical knife-mouthed tofu heart, so he didn't care, spread his hands, and shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "I know you can hide, so I love to worry about it." β
"You...... Hum! β
Yu Xie's face was incomprehensible: "What's wrong with "......"? She admits that she was fooling around.
It ignored her, sighed and looked at the deer shu, "This deer shu must have become a sperm!" Why are you so fierce! I had laid pit pit worm eggs in the grass just in case, and it should have become sluggish and weak after eating it...... I didn't expect to kick the iron plate this time. It circled around the deer, suddenly raised its head, and said seriously, "I should go back." β
"Hmm."
"My family lives in front, do you want to go back with me?"
"Huh?"
"Hey, I'm inviting you very seriously!" It paused, then froze again, and added, "You're the first youkai I've invited home." β
So should she be honored?
Yu Xie smiled, "Although I really want to go, I still have to wait here for someone." β
The little white snake snorted dissatisfiedly, turned around arrogantly and pointed his tail at her, "Hypocrisy...... If you don't go, you won't go! What to do with so many excuses? It flattened its mouth, "I'm not unusual...... Not uncommon at all! Hum! β
Yu Xie suddenly cried and laughed, "I'm really waiting for someone...... Wait for my uncle. β
"Regardless of you, uncle, master, master!" It snorted, curled up the big deer with its tail, and walked into the woods. After taking two steps, he suddenly stopped, and used his tail to cut off a large piece of meat from the tail vertebrae of Lu Shu and threw it there. "I don't like to take advantage of others, you helped me today, this is to thank you...... You're welcome! To be polite is to be hypocritical! Well, my name is Susu...... Remember! Forget it, it's okay if you can't remember...... I must not care anyway! β
Regardless of Yuxie's reaction, he very arrogantly dragged the upper half of Lu Shu's body into the woods.
Where does this seem like it doesn't matter?
Yu Xie looked at most of the deer shu, and really experienced the feeling of being ridiculous. After working for a long time, I gave her the most meat...... Isn't that a waste of work?
I don't know whose little snake demon it is? It's so much cuter than her little Biqing!
It's a pity that they have familiesβshe hasn't forgotten that it said she would eat this deer with her old man. Otherwise, wouldn't it be nice to take it back to be a companion with Xiaoqing!
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When the golden cicada returned, Yuxi had already roasted most of the deer into a golden yellow and scorched appearance. She extinguished the fire, took an unknown leaf that resembled a lotus leaf, wrapped a large piece of thigh meat, and munched on it. Hmmm, Lu Shu or something, it's really delicious! Even if she is a third-rate barbecue level, basically someone who can only light the fire, roast the fire, and extinguish the fire can roast this meat so deliciously, which is really rare!
Seeing the golden cicada, Yu Xie immediately ran forward and looked at him with a blank look: "Uncle...... You're finally back! "My troubles, my troubles!
"Is Yuxie only concerned about the knife?" The golden cicada slanted her eyebrows.
Yu Xie retorted solemnly: "...... In fact, I care more about my uncle, if my uncle is well, my knife can be safe. β
Jin Chanzi sneered: "Sure enough, in Yu Xie's heart, Uncle Shi is not as important as a knife." β
Yuxie: "......, please, that's not a random knife!" That's her natal knife, natal knife! Even she herself is not as important as that knife, and the others are which garlic onion heads are wow wow wow! The smile on his face became brighter and brighter, "Uncle Shi said with a smile...... Freshly roasted deer shu, do you want to come some? β
Jin Cicada didn't know what politeness was, so he picked up a small piece of barbecued meat, elegantly put it in his mouth, and after tasting it carefully, he slowly spit out four words: "The taste is acceptable." β
Yu Xiapi smiled and didn't smile: "...... Oh, yes, that's great. She asked tentatively, "Does Uncle Shi want to eat again?" "If you don't eat it, can you give her back her troubles?
Jin Cicada's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said with a smile: "The rain is so gracious, but this seat is naturally disrespectful. β
Yu Xie: "......" She really wants to beat people, Youmu?
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The golden cicada's eating action is elegant...... In addition to being able to make people angry and alive when he speaks, this uncle is really elegant in every place.
By the time he finished the barbecue slowly, it was already half an hour later. Yu Xie's hand holding the barbecue was also numb, and even the mentality of complaining was numb...... Nima eats meat and eats meat, why do you want her to serve?! And who remembers that this is the territory of the mountain?! Isn't it really too arrogant to eat and drink on other people's territory?
Jin Cicada glanced at her slowly, and took it out in the air.
The Xuanguang on Wuxian's body is circulating, as if it has been refined, and it is extremely beautiful. Yu Xie couldn't open his eyes anymore, staring firmly at his knife. Nothing seems to be felt, and it makes a buzzing sound.
The golden cicada's fingers moved slightly, and it flew away without any trouble, wiping the ears of the rain break, and effortlessly splitting a centuries-old tree, breaking through the sky without a trace, and disappearing into the sky like a meteor.
When it flew back again, the knife was strung with two crispy fruits.
Yuxie: "...... "Oh oh, oh, her knife, her knife!"
Stretched out his hand, and fell obediently in the palm of her hand.
Yu Xie pulled out the two fruits tremblingly, and respectfully handed them to the golden cicada: "Uncle Shi, your fruit." β
Jin Chanzi smiled softly: "For you to eat." β
Rain break: "......"
"Why don't you eat it?"
"Eat, eat."
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Jin Chanzi lifted the hem of his clothes and stood up: "Clean up and go." β
Yu Xie was holding the upgraded Wuxian and couldn't put it down, and when he heard the words, he could only sigh, take the huge leaf and throw the remaining barbecue into the sea, and leave with the golden cicada in the clouds.
The road was boring, and the rain was so happy that the corners of his mouth were upturned.
Jin Chanzi suddenly spoke: "Yu Xie, don't you want to know how this seat is opened?" β
- Don't want to know.
"Oh, how did Uncle Shi turn on the light?"
Jin Cicada hooked her lips and smiled: "There is a good thing hidden in the Snake Clan of the Mountain, so I will take your knife to suck the essence of that thing." His smile inexplicably carried a bit of evil taste, and Yu Xie's heart jumped for a while, "Yu Xie, look, is this knife very useful now?" β
ββ¦β¦ What's good? β
"Stone Spirit."
Yu Xie's heart immediately swelled with an ominous premonition, and he stumbled and asked, "What...... Stone spirits? β
"Nature is the stone essence of jade." Jin Chanzi looked in the direction of the distant mountain and said calmly, "At this hour, those acacia flowers should have all been thanked." β
Yuxi swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty: "...... Uncle Shi came to Lushan to participate in this grand event of Laoshizi, could it be specifically for my knife? "Please say no! It's that she's thinking too much, thinking too much!
The golden cicada raised her eyebrows and mercilessly shattered the last bit of Yu Xie's thoughts: "Naturally." β
Rain break: "......" tears run like water.
Yes, she accidentally became a sinner in the mountain.
Is she innocent?
- She's really innocent! If she knew that such a big price would happen, she would rather not open the light!