Chapter 51
Chapter 51
In a hurry, a hundred years are like floating clouds, and the mountains and seas have come to an end.
After a few years of wandering in the central mountain system, I didn't meet any particularly powerful monsters, except for growing some knowledge, knowing more about several edible flowers and plants, and the level of barbecue has also improved to a higher level, it seems that there is no other harvest.
Jin Chanzi proposed: "Let's go to the Great Wilderness tomorrow." β
It's better to say it's a proposal than an order, and this guy won't use a more euphemistic tone at all.
Yu Xie was a little hesitant, to be honest, after nearly a hundred years of wandering outside, she really missed Hua Luoxuan a little bit - well, in fact, she missed it very much.
"The Great Wilderness is a place where the ancient gods live, and the monsters who can occupy land there and become kings have some means and abilities, and they are not comparable to the little demons in this mountain." Jin Chanzi was not in a hurry at all, and said slowly, "Don't you want to know that with your current ability, you can win a place among those monsters?" β
Oops, she really wants to know.
In fact, as long as you have a little strength, you monsters will want to know this question!
Yu Xie stroked the gradually rising brilliance in his hand, and suppressed his eagerness to try, "That, okay." β
Thinking about it and feeling a little regretful, Yu Xie wrinkled his face, quite unwilling: "I knew that the monsters in this mountain were so weak, it was better to go to the Great Wilderness at the beginning!" What a waste of time. In fact, she just complained like this, and she couldn't take it seriously.
"What are you going to do?" When Jin Chanzi heard "waste of time", her brows furrowed, and she hit her coldly, "With your original strength, are you going to die?" β
Yu Xie didn't expect Jin Cicada to be more serious, it was originally her fault, she should be soft, but when she heard him say so unkindly, she still felt unconvinced, she just couldn't beat those old monsters, she could always afford to escape, right?! She's not stupid, she's standing there waiting to be killed by someone else, and when she sees that the situation is wrong, no one can slip away as fast as her! "Then it's a great wilderness to change the central mountain system, right? That's just a few years of work. No matter how much my strength changes, it will not be able to break through the sky. β
Jin Chanzi said coldly: "Who accidentally ate the fruit and almost poisoned it?" β
Why expose her old bottom, hey!
Yu Xie awkwardly defended: "...... It's just dizzy, and it's not going to die. That's a fishing weed, and I'm not a fish...... Even if you eat it, it doesn't matter. Besides, the taste is still very good. β
Jin Chanzi glanced at her: "So you don't even want your life?" β
Yu Xi became more and more embarrassed: "How can it! I won't eat it again. β
Jin Chanzi raised his eyebrows: "And later?" β
Yu Xie's head immediately shook like a rattle, "There is no future, there is absolutely no future!" - That's it, I know it's wrong, don't remember it, uncle. β
"Just one such thing?" Jin Chanzi smiled, "Who picked the ghost grass and strayed into the secret place and almost died there?" β
Yu Xie opened his mouth: "...... Isn't that a puzzle for me! There is also a Bodhi child given by my uncle, double insurance! Why don't you be afraid of that little psychedelic array! β
Jin Chanzi was noncommittal, and continued to count her crimes: "Who was stupid enough to drink floating water, but was tossed by those realgars and lost half of his life?" β
ββ¦β¦ Who knew that there was realgar in that water, if I knew, I would definitely not drink it! β
Jin Cicada paused and lowered his long eyebrows: "Who was beaten by a bird a few days ago and was powerless?" β
Yu Xie was angry, and he held back the evil fire in his stomach and shot up: "Where is the ordinary bird, is that a red eagle?!" It's still a red eagle of some vintage! I'm not as old as it, how can I fight it! Also, the ghost knows how the central mountain system can appear red, even if it looks so scary, it will also resist fire...... Wasn't this born to kill my aquarium?! Don't let people live! β
Jin Cicada's fluttering gaze swept over her, "Are you still reasonable?" β
Yu Xie hurriedly lowered his head and admitted his mistake: "Yu Xie knows his mistake, Yu Xie doesn't dare." β
"It's quite reasonable to argue with this seat from time to time, why don't you dare now?"
If you don't threaten her like that, she can continue to show you with confidence!
Yu touched his nose and pretended to be dead.
He rubbed her head suddenly, and his expression softened: "Your temperament is really worrying." β
The rain stiffened.
"It's okay if you don't have the ability, your mouth is still hard, you can't be soft, you're stupid, you can't say pleasing things, but you still like to mess around with flowers and grass."
I'm convex!!
She has so many advantages, she really doesn't know!
Yu Xie was stunned in disbelief: "...... Uncle Shi, is this really talking about me? β
Jin Chanzi raised his left eyebrow: "Otherwise, who do you think this seat is talking about?" β
"I admit that I don't have the ability, it's a fact that Yuxie's strength is not enough...... "It's really not as good as you, uncle, you have to admit it if you don't recognize it."
However, "hard mouth? Won't be soft? "βWhat's going on here? What did she recognize in time every time? How can it give you the illusion that you won't be convinced?! If she really won't give in, she will scold and leave the burden all the time! Uncle Shi, you overestimate your temper too much, and underestimate her patience too much!
And - "Messing with flowers? β
Yu Xie's voice became heavier and heavier every time, and the doubts in his words became more and more obvious, "Cause trouble? β
She was very helpless about the latter, because even if she obediently stayed in the house and did not move, right and wrong would take the initiative to provoke her! So even if she doesn't want to admit it, she can't change her physique that inadvertently causes trouble.
But - what about the flowers? As a pure female, how far does she have to go before she is evaluated as a flower and grass? Moreover, the point is - it's obviously Uncle Shi who is messing with flowers and grass along the way! She's always been the one who destroys flowers!
Uncle Shi, you have to give an explanation!
"Yuxi is questioning the claims of this seat?" Jin Cicada narrowed her eyes.
"Don't dare to ......" Yu Xie swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, thinking about it, he still felt wronged, "Yu Xie is just hard to accept." Uncle Shi said that the rain break is a little too high, and the rain break! How can he ...... in the rain, "So far, if you really want to talk about flowers and grass, you will also be able to get rid of the unrestrained young man in the mountain~ And it is still an attempt!" It's like Uncle Shi, who has caused a lot of trouble just in Lushan...... I won't count anything else, she can't count them anyway.
"Isn't it?" Jin Chanzi's expression didn't even change for a moment, and his expression was indifferent: "There are many strange flowers and plants in the demon world, and many of them are poisonous. Most people are respectful and stay away, and you are biased towards picking one kind of thing. It doesn't matter if it's good or not, it doesn't matter if it's good, just stuff it into your mouth. So far, I haven't suffered a lot, and I haven't seen you grow up...... This seat said that you messed with flowers, but you were wronged? Could it be that I hope that this seat will say that you will not repent? β
Yu Xie silently swallowed a mouthful of black blood: "...... It's good to mess with flowers and grass, and the rain break is taught. β
Jin Chanzi glanced at her lightly: "Is there anyone else who is not convinced?" I said it together, and this seat will help you solve your doubts. β
If this level of strong reasoning is followed, even if she is not wrong, it will all be distorted into her fault!
Yu Xie was still a little self-aware, and lowered his head very knowingly: "No...... The rain subsided. β
Jin Chanzi nodded, very satisfied with her acquaintance: "Well, it's good to take it - the sheep from last time was good, let's eat this tonight." β
Yu Xie gritted his teeth and squeezed out a polite smile: "Okay, uncle, wait a minute!" β
The golden cicada glanced at her, then ignored her, and disappeared into the forest.
Yu Xie looked at the back of the golden cicada, and did not move for a long time: "......"
Fenghua is peerless or something, and it's really pretended! This kind of picky and mean appearance, how can there be a little shadow of elegance and peerlessness?! Woo woo, she misses her master...... The master won't watch her being beaten or say a word! I knew that the fruit was poisonous, and I watched her eat it and watch her laugh! If she can't learn spells, she is forced to learn them, and she is not even given a little respite! And instructed her to do this and that!
Nima really doesn't have a mother's child like a root grass, if you add a stepmother, it has to be a dog's tail grass!
It's so bleak!
She was able to live strong for a hundred years despite being physically and mentally devastated, and her strength alone was no longer comparable to that of a mere dog's tail grass!
Yu Xie sighed and resigned himself to catching the sheep.
β¦β¦
This thing of the sheep tastes very good, and the taste is quite good, not fat or greasy, the tender place is tender, and the strong place is strong - the only shortcoming, probably is that the meat is a little fat - this shortcoming is usually nothing, it's a big deal to put a little more chives, ginger, garlic, rice wine, vinegar and other condiments to cover it, but in this very primitive and simple demon world, this has become a big problem. Generally, after eating the goat, she has to have a bad smell for several days, and it is easy to attract wolves.
Of course, the little monsters that smelled it became food for her belly.
In addition to this shortcoming, compared with deer meat, it can be said that this mutton is not much worse. But whether in terms of speed or alertness, the sheep is far inferior to Lushu.
It is very easy to catch, and it is a delicious dish that saves effort and tastes.
The sheep are small, about the size of an ordinary sheep. Yu Xie measured his appetite - he didn't think about the golden cicada at all, he caught two, and he had to eat more than one and a half...... As for Uncle Shi, it was completely appropriate for the occasion. Yu Xie neatly twisted his neck and then carried one in one hand and prepared to go back. She didn't dare to make her uncle wait for a long time!
A demonic aura came to my face.
Yu Xi was shocked, he couldn't have imagined that after the last Red Eagle incident, there would be this thing that shouldn't exist in this central mountain system! The magical aura came very quickly, and it was extremely fast, and it was a little difficult to dodge. At this time, it is still very necessary to abandon the car and protect the handsome. Yu Xiexin said: "It's a pity! Lifting the two goats, he threw them at the source of the aura, blocking part of the demonic qi, and he took the opportunity to dodge and avoid the scope of the demonic qi.
Next Second......
"Little snake demon, it turns out that it's really you!"
A sand white face crashed into Yu Xie's field of vision, and the bright smile on his face made it difficult to ignore.
Yuxie's first reaction was - who is this? I don't know at all! Did she know him well? Also, it's rude to call her a little snake demon or something!
I was stunned for three seconds before I realized that I remembered this person: "Baihuajin? β
"Flower feathers."
He corrected dissatisfied.
People who I thought I would never see again in my life suddenly appeared in front of me, what kind of mood do ordinary people feel?
Yu Xie didn't know what other people thought, she just felt that she was unlucky, and she could see this scourge in this kind of broken place where birds don't poop and chickens don't lay eggs...... Shouldn't her character be cultivated? How could it be so bad? - The shadow left on her by this product when they met for the first time is still there, and Yu Xie really can't lift a good face.
"Are you already able to transform autonomously?" His excited words immediately reminded Yu Xie of those not-so-wonderful memories. She took two steps back vigilantly, made a defensive state, and said in her heart: This thing shouldn't be still dead, right? Last time, he finally let her go, and the root cause was because the forcibly conjured human form was incomplete...... Convex! Why is this so weird?
She should be complete by now!
Then this guy won't want to do to her what he didn't finish last time, right?
Yu Xie hugged her arms and narrowed her eyes - even if her current strength is not as good as this demon, but if she fights, she also has the strength to fight, right? At least it won't be like last time, and it won't be crushed to the ground without even the ability to resist. If this demon hasn't let go of those careful thoughts, she doesn't mind desperately paying a little price to completely destroy him humanely!!
"How did you end up here? Shouldn't you be in the Demon Realm? Yu Xie changed the topic very knowingly, and then let him talk about this question of whether to transform or not, sooner or later he had to mention the relationship between seeds and offspring!
"Why am I here? I'm just passing by......" He looked at her face carefully, and suddenly let out a sigh: "Oh, I saw that this mole on your face looks good, how did you get it?" It looks beautiful! β
Yu Xie touched his face, and said in a cool voice: "You said this mole?" It was burned out by the natal fire of the phoenix, and it would take about half of the face to condense this mole. Do you like it? If you like, I can ask the phoenix to burn one for you...... Two will do. If that's not enough, you can burn a few on your body...... If the whole body is scorched, it will probably be able to condense a dozen or so. β
Hua Yu was speechless, looking at her gaze a bit like looking at a freak. Yu Xie estimated that he was thinking, this snake demon is crazy...... actually did such a cruel and inhumane thing for the sake of beauty!
Yu Xie said that he was very proud, a small sample, and if he loves to be beautiful, he will pay a price!
After a long time, Hua Yu's eyes shone with stars, and she said very sincerely: "Little snake demon, I find that I appreciate you more and more. β
Rain broke off his feet and fell, "Ah, why? β
What's going on?!
"In order to achieve the goal, unscrupulous means, can endure what others can't endure, even if the people of my clan are wanton and arrogant, few can do it to the extreme of yours! - But then again, you're really good with this mole! The natal fire of the phoenix is really stronger than the true fire of Samadhi, and the true fire of Samadhi can't burn such a beautiful mole, right? If I want a new look another day, I'll consider finding the phoenix's fire to use it. β
Yu Xie kept a dignified silence with a black dog's blood on her face: "......" What did she do? God, she's actually comparing perverts with demons, isn't this purely looking for death?!
"I originally wanted to pass by here, but I didn't expect to see you again like this, we are really very fateful."
"It's time for you to go!"
"Little snake demon, we are so fateful, don't you think about giving birth to a child for me? You know, there are a lot of benefits to having a baby for me! β
Sure enoughβit was mentioned on this point!
Yu Xie was full of bags and said in an unkind tone: "I don't think about it, you should go!" β
Hua Yu was very aggrieved: "Why don't you think about it?" β
Probably because of the strength, so the confidence is a lot!
Yu Xie stroked his arm, and the green tendons buried deep in it were faintly visible under his white wrists, surging with substantial strength. Although it's not good to offend a demon clan, but-she really can't help it!
As a result of desperately offending people to death, Yu Xie finally said what he didn't say last time, "First, I don't like a breeding pig who only knows how to sow seeds everywhere!" Especially the breeding pigs who rush up to the pig as soon as they meet each other, regardless of the wishes of others! It's a woman who won't like it! Unless that person is a virgin, or is also a lewd slut! Of course, there is another possibility - the woman is cheap! You don't have to doubt this, this world is so big, and there will always be sluts. So you don't have to worry about no one loving! β
"Little Snake ......"
"Shut up! Don't interject! I've put up with you for a long time! β
Hua Yu: "......"
"Second, if the old lady wants to find an authentic man, she has to find an authentic man! - You know what it means! I won't explain it here! My mother will never find a man who is better looking than me, a man like you is not easy to see at first glance, don't you see that my mother is a very traditional girl? The old lady will neither mess with flowers, nor will she allow her man to mess with flowers! At this point, you just bounce a little bit! Speaking of flowers, she accidentally choked.
"Third, the old lady is a monster and doesn't want to have anything to do with other races. Interracial love never ends well...... Besides, I couldn't have had a love affair with you before! β
"Fourth-no fourth! After listening to the first three points, if you still have a little bit of self-knowledge, you should be far away from me from now on! If you come back to pester me or have any unclean thoughts about me, don't blame me for attacking you personally! β
Threat of this magnitude...... It doesn't seem to be very powerful.
Yu Xie thought for a moment and added, "If you say those nonsense words or do something to me, I will destroy you humanely!" β
"What humane destruction?" Hua Yu's habit of being curious about babies has not changed.
Yu took a break and said viciously: "It's just that you can't be a man or a woman!" β
Hua Yu listened to it and sighed faintly: "I am not a woman in the first place......"
Yu Xie's face was even more hideous, "Then you can't even be a man!" β
The feathers became more and more secluded: "...... I'm not a complete man either. β
Yu Xie's face was so hideous that he couldn't be more hideous: "Then you can't even be a shemale!" β