"It's not really going to be a corpse, is it?" I swallowed my saliva and asked, "It's daylight, even if it's a corpse, it's going to be night."

"Let's wait and see the show!" Shen Chong clenched his hands into fists, seeing him like this, he couldn't wait for Zhou Laosi to crawl out of the coffin immediately.

The people in the mourning hall talked a lot, thinking that someone else was shaking the coffin, but people with a little common sense know that the coffin in the funeral will not be touched by ordinary people except for their loved ones.

Everyone left within a foot of the coffin, but the coffin still kept moving, and then everyone panicked and said in horror: "Ouch, it, it's a corpse!" "the groove...... Zhou Laosi is dead and doesn't blink an eye......", "Hurry up, go quickly......".

All the people who helped retreated to the outside of the mourning hall, and all the people inside and outside the house could hear this commotion clearly, and hundreds of people surrounded the mourning hall.

Although the corpse is a little scary, it is more curious, after all, so many people are here, and it is in broad daylight, are you afraid of how big waves he will set off?

"Dad...... Dad......" Zhou Changlin's face was pale, although he was afraid, he still ran to the coffin in a panic and held the coffin with both hands.

"Dad...... Can you give me a dream if you have anything? This kind of trouble will frighten the villagers. Zhou Changlin burst into tears, and then kowtowed on the ground: "Dad, my son is not filial, so you haven't enjoyed a day of happiness for so many years." ”。

"It's that I haven't done my filial piety, but if you can't let go of anything, tell me in your dreams, don't make such a fuss." Zhou Changlin said while crying, gradually, the coffin really didn't shake so violently.

"Son...... I'm hungry ......" but everyone present could hear it clearly, and the voice of an elderly man came from the coffin.

Everyone looked at each other, this Nima has lived for decades, and this is the first time he has seen a ghost.

"Go and tell him that the old man is not dead." Jiang Xuan leaned in front of my ear, and I finally understood the word "heart ape", and the roots of my ears were crispy and itchy.

"Isn't it? You're sure you're not dead, but it's a zombie if you're waiting for a while! I glanced back at Jiang Hao, alas, why is she not human! So beautiful.

"Trust me, go ahead!" Jiang Hao pushed me hard, and I staggered to the coffin, and I glared at her angrily.

These villagers probably didn't expect that there would be a macho man like me who dared to stand up, I respect you as a man.

"You...... You ......" Zhou Changlin glanced up at me, I didn't know what to say, I patted him on the shoulder: "Don't cry, your dad is not dead." ”。

When I said this, I was actually very weak-hearted, because if I said it wrong, I would probably end up being beaten, and I just hoped that when the next fight started, the three of them could have a little conscience.

"What did you say?" Zhou Changlin looked at me in surprise, it was strange to say, as soon as I approached the coffin with the cat, the coffin suddenly didn't even shake, and the hair on the cat's body exploded slightly, presumably there must be something evil in this coffin.

"I said your dad didn't die, do you understand?" I repeat it again.

Zhou Changlin wiped his tears and stood up from the ground: "How do you know, I saw my dad breathe with my own eyes." ”。

"You believe me, I'm a feng shui master, do you know what it is? ......"I took out the wooden sword from my back, and this wooden sword was engraved with various Taoist symbols, and the layman knew that it was awesome at a glance.

"Ah...... It turned out to be Mr. Feng Shui......" Zhou Changlin's tone suddenly became a lot more respectful, and I nodded and said, "Yes, your father is hungry, open the coffin!" ”。

"Really...... Is it really going to be okay? Zhou Changlin was very hesitant, and the people who helped outside also craned their necks to see what was going on in the mourning hall.

"No, you believe me." I shook my head, I really don't know why Jiang Xuan wanted me to come here, if something went wrong, it wasn't a joke.

"That'...... Then please ask the gentleman to help open the coffin. Zhou Changlin hesitated for a moment, he actually came up with such a stupid idea, I secretly sighed that you are really cunning.

But now I'm riding a tiger, if I don't open the coffin, isn't this just a slap in the face?

It's all to blame Jiang Hao, I actually let me out of such a terrible limelight, I turned around and looked at Jiang Hao with a pleading eye, Jiang Hao smiled slightly, nodded, and seemed to tell me that it was okay to rest assured.

"Good...... You stand back a bit. "I gritted my teeth, opened the coffin, and opened the coffin, fuck, if something happened to me, I wouldn't let the three of them go even if I was a ghost.

Generally speaking, a normal coffin will not be nailed, but will only close the lid, so it is more than enough for me to push the lid open, but I still have a heart and an eye, pushing from my feet to my head, so that even if it is really a corpse, I will have time to escape.

I pushed open the coffin lid, the scene was already silent, I could clearly hear the sound of me pushing the coffin lid, I pushed halfway, and found that there was no problem, Zhou Laosi was wearing a colorful shroud lying flat in the coffin, except for a trace of weirdness, there was no other abnormality.

Immediately afterwards, I simply pushed open the entire coffin lid, revealing Zhou Laosi's face, but the moment I pushed the coffin lid open, Zhou Laosi sat up from the coffin with a bang.

The people outside were so frightened that they cried and cried for their mothers, and a few of them even climbed up the trees: "The corpse is ......", "It's amazing!!" ", "Zhou Laosi deceived the corpse ......", the timid people ran away in an instant, and only some bold croppers were still guarding outside, but they were all standing far away.

As long as he found that the situation was wrong, he immediately ran away, and even Zhou Changlin was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, if he wasn't still a little filial, he would probably have been fart.