098 Punch Body

"I'm hungry ......" Zhou Changlin spit out two words, a layer of fine sweat broke out on my face, and the cat on my shoulder couldn't stop roaring, I knew in my heart that the fourth child was not really resurrected this week.

Jiang Hao, this is using me as a gunman.

I slowly stepped back, my wooden sword in my hand, not daring to take it lightly.

Zhou Changlin saw that his father was hungry, and he didn't care if this guy was his father or not, so he got up from the ground with a roll, and his tone was anxious and panicked: "Dad, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were still alive, I almost did something that I regretted for the rest of my life!" ”。

In this case, Zhou Changlin was full of remorse, even if the old man in front of him was really not his father, he would not find the slightest clue.

"I'm hungry ......" Zhou Laosi still only had these two words, Zhou Changlin turned his head and said loudly: "Hurry up and give Dad a hot meal!" Dad isn't dead yet. ”。

The woman who was hiding from a distance and watching suddenly ran to the kitchen, and the villagers who didn't know what was going on thought that Zhou Laosi was really resurrected, so they all let down their guard in their hearts and walked towards the mourning hall.

"Hi...... Do you think this is strange? This week, the fourth child has been buried for two days, and he is alive again. ”。

"It's just that I've lived for so many decades, and I've never encountered anything like this."

"If you say that, who will believe it?"

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Everyone walked in shoulder to shoulder, Zhou Laosi was still sitting in the coffin like a corpse, the hair on his head was the same as when he was buried, oily and slippery, I looked at this old man's face no matter how he looked like a living person, his face was shriveled and sallow.

The eyes were hollow, and he hadn't blinked since he sat up.

"I said Changlin...... Your dad is still sitting in the coffin, you get him out. Someone proposed, Zhou Changlin scattered a circle of cigarettes for everyone, and said: "Yes, yes, yes, I also ask my uncles and uncles to help carry my father out." ”。

Zhou Changlin took the lead, and two more people came, holding Zhou Laosi's arm and lifting it out, but they didn't move at all, I saw it thrillingly, with Zhou Laosi's small body at most a hundred catties, how could three big men not be able to lift it?

But this group of fools didn't think so at all, they just shouted: "Oh fuck, Zhou Laosi looks like a piece of bacon, I didn't expect it to be so heavy, and there are two people." ”。

So, two more crop men came, and five people worked hard to lift Zhou Laosi out, and I felt that they were not carrying one person, but a stone carving.

put Zhou Laosi on the chair.

I bypassed everyone and came to Jiang Xuan and them: "Huh, what kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd?" This week, Lao Si is not a living person at all, aren't you doing this to let the tiger return to the mountain? ”。

"Don't worry, I have my plan." Jiang Xuan didn't explain, I said worriedly: "If you do this, you won't cause problems, right?" ”。

No matter what Zhou Laosi was subjected to, or whether he was cheated on the corpse, it was not something that ordinary people could bear, and if this guy went crazy at that time, these villagers would probably be doomed.

After about ten minutes, Zhou Changlin's wife brought some food over and brought it to Zhou Laosi, who immediately began to eat it after seeing it, and he didn't use chopsticks, but grabbed it with his hands.

Zhou Changlin was about to cry in distress, and I was afraid that I couldn't wait to slap myself a few times when I saw him like this: "Dad, slow down, don't choke." ”。

Where could Zhou Laosi listen to his words, and stuffed things into his mouth with his hands, the weirdest thing was that Zhou Laosi didn't chew at all, so he swallowed it directly.

"Get out of the way......" At this time, Jiang Xuan walked over and scolded loudly.

Everyone was stunned, after all, none of them would have thought that such a beautiful woman would be the heir of Shangmao Mountain.

"Let's go...... "I also walked over, these people just saw me open the coffin alone, they should still give me some face."

Sure enough, when Zhou Changlin saw me going, he immediately became overjoyed: "Master, thank you so much, if it weren't for you, my father would probably be buried alive." ”。

I thought to myself, in this situation, you might as well bury your dad alive.

"You let the villagers retreat outside, I want to exorcise evil spirits for your father, your father just went to the ghost gate, and there is evil energy on his body." I said it casually, but Zhou Changlin was convinced and immediately asked them to withdraw one by one.

"I'm hungry ......" Zhou Laosi said these two words again, and we looked back, only to find that the meal just now had been looted by him.

Zhou Laosi is really like a rice bucket, just pouring it down his throat.

Zhou Changlin hurriedly asked his daughter-in-law to bring the food over, Zhou Laosi ate it three times in a row, and the meals probably add up to a bucket, even if it is enough to feed the pigs.

The originally shriveled stomach was propped up like a leather ball, and Zhou Changlin was stunned: "Dad...... You haven't eaten for two days, how can you eat so much? ”。

At this moment, Zhou Laosi made a move that surprised everyone, he jumped up from the chair and ran out like crazy with a big belly.

Zhou Changlin was in a hurry to chase him out, but Jiang Xuan stopped him: "Don't move, he's not your father, he's a starving ghost." ”。

The three words "starving ghost" are generally used to scold people, such as: so-and-so...... You're a starving ghost reincarnated, eating so fast.

"What?" Zhou Changlin's face was full of incredulity, and Jiang Xuan said again: "You three hurry up and catch him." ”。

Of course, Shen Chong listened to his junior uncle the most, and quickly chased him out of the mourning hall, followed by Zhao Hua and I.

The people outside were still confused, not knowing what was going on, how the fourth child seemed to be pregnant this week, and ran fast like a wild dog that had taken off the leash.

The three of us had practiced in the end, so after a while, I caught up with Zhou Laosi, who had already run to a radish field, I pulled out my wooden sword and shouted, "Don't run anymore!" Run, be careful, I'll let your soul fly. ”。

Zhou Laosi completely ignored our warning, squatted down and slashed on the ground with two hands, I gave the two of them a look, Shen Chong and Zhao Hua nodded, and the three of us pounced at the same time, pressing Zhou Laosi under him at once.

"Bring the rope, get the rope!" I roared wildly, where is Zhou Laosi resurrected, but was rushed by a starving ghost, as the saying goes, a ghost.