Of course it's funny! ”

His Majesty the Emperor, who had no desire to survive, nodded his head again and again while laughing.

"Hahaha! I don't even know that Feng Lang, a bastard, has such a broken mind when no one is around? I don't know what literati like to use this kind of exaggerated modifier to highlight someone or something? ”

Broken thoughts, the rectum of the 'General Si': "......"

"And! Hahaha——, didn't you see Feng Lang's bastard expression? ”

Bastard Feng Lang 'General Si': "......"

"Hahaha——, actually complaining with a serious face and paralyzed face?"

A serious face paralyzed and complaining 'General Si': "......"

"Oh my God! It's hilarious! It's completely funnier than a cold joke, hahahaha-"

'General Si', who is even funnier than a cold joke: "......"

"My mother! I've been able to laugh all year long! Hahaha! It's hilarious! I'm laughing to death! Hahaha-"

Click.

In the eyes of His Majesty the Emperor, the 'General Division' who has been complained about from beginning to end.

Wang Xiaoer, who had an indifferent face, was trembling more and more, and even climbed to the tree to avoid his life, with a look of despair and despair, he broke the stone table in front of him into two, and slowly turned it into a ball, pinched it into stones, clutched it into ashes, and scattered it all over the ground.

Then, calmly clapped his hands, stood up, flicked the stone ash on the hem of his shirt, walked towards His Majesty the Emperor gracefully and slowly, stood in front of him, looked condescendingly, hiccuped the young man with a smile, reached out to hook his shirt, picked him up, and looked at himself level.

Ga?

His Majesty the Emperor, who was so smiling that he couldn't retreat, felt his neck tighten coldly, and he met General Feng's expressionless face and emotionless eyes, and his heart was not good.

"Uh, cough, Feng Lang, what, I-"

In hindsight, His Majesty the Emperor, who ran away from home and wanted to survive, tried to save his life, but the whole thing was hung up by General Feng's collar.

！！！

was treated like a hot wheel, the dizzy and dizzy Emperor His Majesty, his face turned white, and he hurriedly roared.

"Damn Feng Lang! Put me down! How dare you do this to me? ”

"Why don't you dare?"

The 'General Si', who calmly committed the following offenses and directly 'shot' at His Majesty the Emperor, picked him up in a progressive way, from slow to fast, and also stabbed him in cold blood and ruthlessly in his hysterical roar of terror.

"This is the general's mansion, except for your eunuchs, all of them are the general's own people, not to mention that just picking you up, even if you are killed, no one knows, and they don't dare to go out to say it, so, what are you afraid of?"

As if, feeling the 'killing intent' in the tone of 'General Si', His Majesty the Emperor was completely stunned at this time, fluttering on his four legs and stammering.

"That, that, what, Feng Lang! I was wrong! I was wrong! I shouldn't laugh at you! You shouldn't complain! You, you, you didn't say it, you didn't hear it? Put me down! Put it down! I'm going to throw up! I really vomited! I'll vomit all over you for a while, but what should I do? ”

"I won't give you this chance-"

As soon as the fingers of the 'General Si', who completely ignored His Majesty's soft words, loosened his fingers, the ones who were picked up couldn't find the south, south, west, and northwest, and he couldn't see anything in front of him, only the mosquito coil circle was rampant, and the chest cavity was churning into a tsunami, which could be spit out at any time, and His Majesty the Emperor, who was pouring thousands of miles, was like a meteor-

"Whoosh-"

was thrown away.

！！！！

Wang Xiaoer, who witnessed the general's 'killing of the king', his eyes were about to protrude, and he quickly exerted his light skills that no one could match, to save his master who didn't know whether he was alive or dead!

However, he still overestimated his ability and underestimated the ability of 'General Si'!

His Majesty the Emperor, who obviously didn't look happy, but couldn't catch up with him, was thrown out hundreds of miles away right in front of his eyes, right, and smashed into the dung pit, uh, the dung pit?

“……”

So, it's supposed to be a manure pit, right?

After all, it stinks so much not to say -

There were also some seeing, filthy things floating on it.

And, his, no, it should be theirs, and even the entire Great Yao Kingdom, the most noble and incomparably noble Emperor of the Ninety-Five, right now, at this moment, is being slapped in the dunghole.

Even, Wang Xiaoer can see that his master is bubbling inside, so, in other words, his master is not only covered in dung, but also has a nose and mouth full of dung?

“……”

Vomit –

Just looking at it, I felt a surge in my stomach, and I could vomit it out at any time, and even Wang Xiaoer, who was about to be disgusted with bile, poked in place in a tangled way, not knowing whether to step forward to savior at this time.

After all, at this time, my own master is afraid that he really wants to die.

So, looking back, does he, one of the few and most embarrassed subordinates who witnessed him, still have a chance to live?

So, um, or not, when you don't see it?

Save the few dignitys of your own master, as well as your own life?

Wang Xiaoer, who made a choice in a moment, quickly dodged and hidden, shielded his breathing, and merged it with the surrounding air, and then, the turtle cowered in a corner and looked at his master, fluttering, retching, coughing, and vomiting heart-rending crawled up from the dung pit dying.

“……”

Damn.

I want to die!

Not to mention the master at this moment, at this moment, I'm afraid I want to cry to death, right?

Well, the heart of wanting to hack the general to death has also increased countless times!

"Feng Lang!!"

Really.

As soon as Wang Xiaoer's careful thinking landed, he heard the roar of His Majesty the Emperor, who roared into the sky, as if he was about to destroy the world.

"Lao Tzu and you don't share the sky! Never die—vomit—"

His Majesty the Emperor, who was roaring these words with great momentum, vomited nauseously from the smell under the tip of his nose, and tore his clothes more quickly, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't take off his pants, he was afraid that he would be naked!

Only in this way can we get rid of some of the stench!

And, looking at the anger and even wanting to kill the master who wanted to vent his anger, Wang Xiaoer was silent.

Secretly picked up a stone and threw it at him, trying to let him find a place to wash, so that he could find a suitable time to appear, and then get him clothes, so that, well, he could be regarded as fulfilling his responsibility as a subordinate.

"Who!"

His Majesty the Emperor, who had keenly caught the movement in his ears, glared towards this side with murderous intent, but he only saw a stone rolling down the slope, and there was no other movement or trace.

This made him squint, then looked down at himself, and then, in an instant, distorted his face, resisted the urge to peel the skin, used light skills, and quickly disappeared.

Come to think of it, I should find a place with water to wash it, otherwise, that look, indeed, cough, terrible!