This question made 'General Si' fall into silence, and then, he reached out and took over the stack of painting books, opened them one by one and looked at them, this time, his expression became more and more subtle.

You say, what kind of fucking mood is it to read stories, read picture books, and eat melons and watch dramas to yourself?

And, as soon as I saw his general, staring at a bunch of painting books in a daze, the next person instantly knew that those painting books were really his general's peers, now, cough cough! It's really interesting-

But~

Hey, hey, hey~

Suddenly, he was very curious, as far as his general was lazy to death, he could sit and never stand, and he could lie down and never sit, how could he live and kiss me who loved the 'Her Royal Highness the Princess of Zhou Kingdom'?

Wow!

Just thinking about it, it's so excited that it's swollen?

The heart is a lewd subordinate.,Changed the fruit plate in a slippery way.,And then disappeared with a whoosh.,Roll off to a certain corner to see his general's fellow people!

Hey~

You still say goodbye, if he hadn't witnessed what his own general was like, he would have believed in the unswerving love on this side, and the infatuated man who only Qing didn't marry was his general~

It's just, it's a pity-

Don't dream!

I'm afraid this kind of scene will never happen in this life!

As for—

The 'General Si', who was looking at the 'self' lively, suddenly felt that the painting book in front of him, well, maybe, was not very appetizing.

What do you think it's written on it?

[Feng Lang never knew that he would like a girl like this, just seeing each other, it was like being hooked away from his soul——]

[Look at the girl's smiling eyebrows, it is really as bright and beautiful as spring flowers and autumn moons, let him cover his heart and mutter: "Whose little lady is this?" Is it so beautiful? I don't know, can I look at myself? ”】

Similarly, the 'General Si', who covered his heart and said this with an indifferent face, calmly complained.

"Spring flowers and autumn moon are very beautiful, but spring flowers bloom and fail, autumn moon has fallen leaves, summer burns, winter frost cracks, why are you not beautiful at that time? Whose little lady is it? Why don't you say little girl? Isn't it more appropriate for the image and identity of this general, a military ruffian? ”

"I wonder if I can take a fancy to myself? Is this general long and not handsome? Or is it not tall? Or do you have no pectoral or abs? Or even long legs? If you want to have good looks, have a figure and a figure, have a family background and a family background, and have an identity, there is no doubt at all-"

"That's it, how many can you find in this Dayao country? It can be said that in addition to the emperor, General Ben is the biggest, tell me, how inferior does General Ben have to ask such a thing? ”

"Even if you want to write Lao Tzu's fandom, is it reliable to write anyway? What is this written? completely wrote Lao Tzu as a delicate sissy, who is it to stumble! ”

It's rare, look at the picture book, read the story, no matter whether the content is good or bad, the big guy who never complains, at this moment, with a paralyzed face, staring at the picture book on the table, elegant and calm, calm and rational where word by word picking.

In this way, it can almost be said that it is a unique wonder, and he happened to be heard by His Majesty the Emperor, which made him poke at the gate of the courtyard, staring strangely at the soft couch under the ginkgo tree in the courtyard, with a sharp and poisonous tongue, picking and scolding young people.

And the young man, as if not noticing his arrival, threw away one of the picture books, took the other, stared at the things written on it, and smiled coldly.

[Girl, I know that I am not worthy of you, but please allow me to like you silently, you are too dazzling and dazzling, and I can't take away all my soul. 】

“…… The identity and ability of the general are not worthy of you, girl, you may be afraid of being a heavenly immortal, but, let alone a heavenly immortal, it is a heavenly god, Lao Tzu thought, it is also absolutely worthy——"

"Also, what do you mean please allow me to like you silently? Since I want to like you silently, why do you say it? Is that called silence? That's clearly called Mingming, isn't it stupid to write Lao Tzu's homo? Can't tell the difference between yin and yang? ”

"And besides, what are you called—are you so dazzling that you have taken away all my soul and soul from me? No, are you the fire or the sun? Unexpectedly dazzling and dazzling to take away people's hearts and souls? ”

"Phew, no, dazzling and dazzling is called blinding, what is directly related to snatching people's hearts and souls? The moment you are blind, can you call all the deaths? Ticked your heart away? Since it's not, blindness and dementors have nothing to do with each other, right? ”

"Can't move it yet? The heart is in your chest, how can you remove it if you don't dig it out? And again—"

"Is the soul and the heart two different things? One is equivalent to a ghost, the other is equivalent to internal organs, what kind of brain do you have? Can you confuse the two? ”

'General Si', who spit out the wrong sentences and pinched the sharp words, threw the painting book on the table, and sighed heartily.

"No, which mentally retarded one wrote this? Is the level of writing essays qualified? Did you graduate? Was it approved by the Master? Just a few here? ”

"Poof——, hahaha

For the first time in his life, he saw His Majesty the Emperor who was so calculating, and he couldn't bear to hold on to the courtyard gate, laughing "miserable" and "hysterical", rampant, so that the people of the entire general's mansion could hear his burst of laughter.

This made the young man in the courtyard lift his eyelids and look at him coldly, such eyes like two ice picks, so that Wang Xiaoer, who was behind His Majesty the Emperor, quickly flashed aside, hugging the big tree not far away and trembling.

Boom~

The general is so scary!

It's terrifying!

I wonder if my master will be dismembered?

As for His Majesty the Emperor, who didn't feel the 'murderous aura' at all, he really felt that Feng Lang at this time was very funny!

He never knew that this person could be narcissistic and conceited to such an extent?

Although he does want to have a face, a figure that looks like a figure, a family background that is not lacking at all, and an identity that is above 10,000 people under one person, but who would say this kind of thing so shamelessly and arrogantly?

Not to mention, he is still serious, seriously breaking some exaggerated words that are too heavy and descriptive?

Those things are just to set off the beauty of the 'Princess of Zhou', and he can even break them back to reality?

It's, it's-

It's so straight!

Don't beat around the bush at all!

Funny!

It's so funny!

"Hahaha-"

The more I thought about it, the more funny I felt, and the more I laughed, the more I couldn't hold back, His Majesty the Emperor squatted on the ground and laughed, which made Wang Xiaoer, who was not far away, almost cry.

Your Majesty!

Master!

Emperor!!

You're good to go!

Can you stop laughing?

Don't you see how low the air pressure is in the yard?

Even if you want to kill yourself, you don't need to be chopped up by the general and fed to the dogs!!

"Funny?"

His Majesty the Emperor, who couldn't sense the sad and frightened mood of his subordinates at all, heard the swishing voice of 'General Si' coldly.