Chapter 22: The Dean's Secret Weapon

"Great Sage, BGM released! Sister Jie, give me sunglasses! ”

With Chen Chao's order, the great sage pressed the "Little Brother Ma's Walkman" play button, and in the passionate background music, Zhou Yingjie put on Chen Chao's "wordless brown sunglasses" in a timely manner, [Far Battle] 5.2+20.0+5.0→30.2.

Syllable!

Syllable!

Two gunshots rang out one after the other.

Crash!

The chandelier overhead was shattered, and in the crystal glass shards, the muzzle of the gun pointed to the ceiling with the "helmet man" with his right hand hung down, and his left hand covered his chest with black blood, and the black blood dripped to the ground like a strong acid, and immediately volatilized and disappeared.

"How is it possible, how can it be so fierce...... No, it shouldn't be like this......" The helmet man staggered to the ground, and his marksmanship was even better than that of his senior brother, but he lost to the nobody in the gun fight.

That's right, in the new identity, Chen Chao, who once cheated the boss and kidnapped the boss's wife, is just a Kaizi who can sell his face, where can he have such a high marksmanship attainment.

"I didn't ...... I didn't expect ...... You...... Your two guns...... All...... It's all so fierce. The helmet man said intermittently, looking at the crooked proprietress who was so tired that she didn't need to say something, everyone must understand.

Chen Chao seriously suspected that this guy was driving, but he couldn't suppress the trembling all over his body, he was on his head, too good, after the "Gun of Goodness" turned into "The Gun of Evil", shooting people would produce an extremely cool feeling, which made people uncontrollable and unstoppable.

Bang Bang Bang ......

Chen Chao kept pulling the trigger uncontrollably, and the black bullets glowed with dirty light and drilled into the helmeted man's body one after another.

The helmet man fell apart, the fragments gradually turned into black nothingness, disappeared, the evil spear was evil, and the bullets fired had to eat people up before they stopped, and the corpse fans of the rich sea in "The Legend of Deer and Ding" had to fight.

"Yummy! That's great! Chen Chao's little brother has become a magic trick again, and he has become a living person to look good! Zhou Yingjie jumped up excitedly and clapped his hands.

Wave!

Chen Chao slapped Zhou Yingjie Tianling, and Wuzhi Mountain ravaged, "What are you jumping, just now you asked you to beat me and scold me, why didn't you do it, I almost killed your super brother, you know?" ”

It's really dangerous just now, this evil spear bull B is full of bull B, the bullet is so powerful that it can beat people's corpses into nothingness, turn them into dust, and the bullets are infinite, but the chicken rib is that the magazine needs to be temporarily filled, and if there is no anger, it is no different from a burning stick.

Fortunately, he scared the helmet man with the empty gun at the beginning, so that he didn't dare to act rashly, otherwise it was his Chen Chao's little brother who was dead now, and with the helmet man pulling out the gun, the gun didn't have any chance of winning under normal circumstances, after all, [Far Battle] 5.2 was too low.

"Wow, little brother Chen Chao, you beat me, you don't like me anymore......" Zhou Liluo, who was a big ghost, cried again.

A sweat dripped from Chen Chao's head, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.

……

System: "Kill the Plot Killer Helmet Man and gain 450 experience." "It's 50 points more than killing Tan Cheng, which means that this killer still has a bit of weight.

System: "Get the additional story item 'Helmet Man's Helmet', wear, a sturdy helmet can not only prevent eye damage from wind and sand when driving a locomotive, but also protect your head when you fall, and most importantly, wear it You will become a sand sculpture, so that normal people have a certain chance to ignore your existence." ”

Chen Chao suddenly realized, no wonder this guy can easily go back and forth to the mental hospital, and he can sneak to the canteen to steal steamed buns, it turns out that this sand sculpture helmet plays a sand sculpture role.

But what does the last sentence mean, so that normal people have a certain chance of ignoring your existence...... Then I didn't ignore the existence of the helmet man just now, and I found out that he was a fake at the first time, knowing that he was a man disguised as a woman, isn't that proof in disguise...... I'm not a normal person?!

Depend on!

Even the helmet despised me, and I couldn't bear it.

"Great Sage, this helmet has been given to you." Chen Chao casually threw the sand sculpture helmet to the Great Sage, and the Great Sage squeaked and screamed, jumped here with the helmet on, jumped there, and was happy.

……

"Dean, there was a little accident just now, see if you can ......" Chen Chao found Dean Zhou and wanted Assistant Teacher Qin to continue to help Zhou Yingjie with treatment, but he didn't finish his words.

Dean Zhou picked at the soles of his feet with shiny eyes and said, "Do you know that a little accident happened just now?" Alas, what a sin, Assistant Teacher Qin actually slipped into the cafeteria to take a shower during work hours, and ended up stepping on soap and falling to his death. ”

"What? Fell to death? And stepped on soap?! Chen Chao was silent for the poor female man for three seconds in his heart, and then continued to ask: "Then Dean, can you send another teaching assistant to help me, the price is negotiable, and the kind that will win the Nobel Prize in Spirituality." ”

The dean glanced at Chen Chao, "Do you think the Nobel Prize in Spirituality is a cabbage or a leek in the ground, a handful?" I'll tell you the truth, the only Nobel Prize winner in psychiatry in our school is Assistant Professor Qin. ”

Chen Chao was in trouble, "Then what do you say now, dean, my woman is like this, I am tormented every day with her." "There is a thirty or forty-year-old Lilo around me all the time, and the feeling is indescribable.

The dean spread his hands, "I have no choice, Assistant Professor Qin had an accident, and our hospital must cultivate a new Nobel Prize winner in psychiatry before it can continue to receive patients like Ms. Zhou." ”

Chen Chao: "How long does it take to train new teaching assistants?" ”

The dean vigorously picked at the old skin on the soles of his feet, "It's two years fast, ten years at the slow, but I can definitely cultivate another one before I retire." ”

Chao Chen: "( ̆•灬• ̆)"

"There's no other way, money...... I could add more. Chen Chao increased his bargaining chips, "I can also donate a batch of medical equipment to your psychiatric hospital." ”

After all, he was once the eldest brother Chen, the boss of the leading counterfeit banknote group, and now although his identity is gone, the money he makes is still there.

The dean took out the old skin and flicked it on the table, and said with a smile: "Well, in fact, it's not impossible, although our hospital really has no way to diagnose and treat Ms. Zhou, an old friend of mine must have a way." ”

Chen Chao's eyes lit up, "Dare to ask the dean, who is this old friend of yours and where does he live now?" ”

Dean: "My old friend's name is Zhang Songnian, he is an old Chinese medicine doctor, people who know him are called Uncle Song, he opened a Renai Tang in Saigon, it has a history of 30 years, Western medicine has no way to solve the problem, I believe Chinese medicine must have a way to solve it, but my old friend has long since retired, no longer sees a doctor, usually only sells some medicinal materials." ”

Chen Chao asked, "Uncle Song is no longer seeing a doctor, if I take my woman to him again, will he still receive us?" ”

The dean smiled and said: "Rules are dead, people are alive, I will give you a secret weapon, Uncle Song will promise to agree to your request when he sees it." ”