Chen Chao felt strange and asked, "Assistant Teacher Qin, why did you go out and come back wearing a pair of helmets?" ”

Assistant Teacher Qin's voice was hoarse, "When I give hypnosis to people, I can't show patients eyes. ”

Chen Chao: "What will happen if you see it?" ”

Assistant Teacher Qin: "When I see the words, I will hypnotize myself." ”

"Oh, I see, Assistant Teacher Qin, please." Chen Chao turned around to go out.

"Hey, where are you going, you can't go." Assistant Teacher Qin stopped Chen Chao, who was about to leave.

Chen Chao turned around, "Won't I bother you if I stay here, or do you need me to do something?" ”

Assistant Teacher Qin: "Of course it's your business, you sit here, yes, sit on this chair." When Chen Chao sat on the chair opposite Zhou Yingjie, he picked up the sledgehammer and was about to knock it down......

"Wait! Wait a minute! Chen Chao stopped and asked, "Why did you beat me with a sledgehammer when you asked me to treat my woman?" ”

Assistant Teacher Qin continued to say in a hoarse voice: "Only by knocking you out and doing psychotherapy with your woman can you recover, do you understand this is called 'Heart Bridge Therapy'?" It is to build a bridge between you and your woman's heart, and heal your woman with your strong willpower. ”

Chen Chao scratched his brain, and what he said seemed to make sense.

Assistant Teacher Qin picked up the sledgehammer again......

Chen Chao spoke again to stop, "Wait! ”

Assistant Teacher Qin: "What's the matter?" ”

Chen Chao: "You just hit me on the head with an inflatable mallet, why do you want a sledgehammer?" ”

"Because you're a man, you're naturally harder than a woman, and of course something harder is needed to make you faint." Assistant Teacher Qin explained.

What are you kidding, this hammer will go down, I am afraid that my left brain and right brain will be separated on the spot, and I can make tofu brains and eat it if I touch it, Chen Chao stared at the helmet man, "You are not Assistant Teacher Qin." ”

The helmet man was shocked, "Why am I not Assistant Teacher Qin, I am Assistant Teacher Qin!" ”

Chen Chao: "You're not!" ”

Helmet Man: "I am!" ”

Chen Chao: "I said you're not, you're not, you're a man, and Assistant Teacher Qin is a woman." ”

The helmet man was not convinced, and shouted in a sharp voice: "Why am I not a woman, I am obviously so." ”

Chen Chao didn't speak, but looked at the helmet man's chest.

Helmet Man: "Look at what I'm doing on my chest, don't I?" "Deliberately puff out your chest.

Chen Chao shook his head slightly, "Assistant Teacher Qin, that's Everest, and what are yours, two steamed buns?" ”

"How do you know I took two steamed buns?" The helmet man's clothes shook, and suddenly two white-faced steamed buns fell down, fell to the ground and rolled and rolled, and one of them rolled to Chen Chao's feet.

Chen Chao kicked it casually, and the white-faced steamed bun flew up, was caught by the Great Sage in the air, and took it into his mouth and gnawed it, biting and squeaking.

Chen Chao: "The Great Sage said that your steamed buns are still hot and taste very good, did you just take them from the cafeteria?" ”

Helmet Man: "You have discovered this, it seems that the 'ghost is sorrowful' and died unjustly." ”

Chen Chao was puzzled and asked, "Who is the 'ghost who sees sorrow'?" ”

Helmet man: "It's the one who likes to wear sunglasses and pretend to be B, you must set rules before killing, and even Lord Yama has a headache when he sees it, so it's naturally 'ghost sorrow'." ”

"Oh, you're talking about the gun of goodness, it turns out that the guy's name is 'ghost sorrow', but I'm sorry, his gun has become the gun of evil," Chen Chao said as he took out the gun.

When the helmet man saw the gun, he immediately took a step back, "A gentleman doesn't move his mouth, and he is not a hero to hold a gun alone...... At least wait until I get my gun out. "Throw away the sledgehammer and reach for the gun in your waist......

"Don't move!" Chen Chao held a gun.

The helmeted man immediately maintained the position of drawing his gun and did not dare to move.

"Hmm...... What are you doing? Zhou Yingjie, who was knocked unconscious by the inflatable mallet, was ignored for a long time, and he woke up by himself, and after waking up, he saw Chen Chao confronting a mysterious helmet man, and he couldn't figure out what game they were playing for a while.

"Sister Jie, we are doing a scolding game, and you are now scolding me in the most vicious language, scolding me until I am angry, and scolding me until I am angry." Chen Chao said to Zhou Yingjie without looking back.

Zhou Yingjie suddenly stopped, "I don't want to scold my dearest little brother Chen Chao, little brother Chen Chao is the best for me, buy me lollipops to eat, and invite me to eat hamburgers, I will never scold him." ”

Chen Chao: "Do you scold me?" ”

Zhou Yingjie: "If you don't scold, don't scold, don't scold!" ”

Chen Chao: "If you don't scold me, then I will scold you." ”

Zhou Yingjie looked up with his little face, his eyes were shining, "Why is Chen Chao's little brother willing to scold me?" ”

Chen Chao: "╭(╯^╰)╮"

"Okay, then if you don't want to scold me, you can beat me, pick the most painful part of my body, make me angry, and make me angry." One plan didn't work, so Chen Chao chose another one.

Zhou Yingjie: "I don't want it, Chen Chao's little brother is my closest and dearest person, so I don't want to beat him." ”

"Hey, two, have you discussed it, I'm tired of keeping this position all the time, I can't support it anymore, otherwise, you still let me take out the gun, right?" The helmet man consulted Chen Chao's opinion in a consultative tone, leaning half-leaning and putting his hands into his waist, although this posture is very handsome, but if it lasts too long, it is also very sour, too uncomfortable.

"Don't move! Don't move! I'm in a mood right now, and if I'm not careful, I'll go off. Chen Chao has been holding the gun, and he has been in a posture for a long time, and he is tired, but there is no way, he does not point the gun at the helmet man, and when the helmet man takes out the gun, he fights with him with 5.2 [Long Battle], and the winning rate will not exceed two layers.

……

As time passed, Chen Chao's forehead was already dripping with beads of sweat, and his hands holding the gun were trembling more and more, too, too sore, he couldn't hold the gun anymore.

"Little brother Chen Chao, you are sweating, I'll help you wipe your sweat," Zhou Yingjie took out the lollipop wrapping paper to wipe Chen Chao's sweat.

"Bastard, if you want to shoot, shoot it, keep aiming at me, don't let me move what kind of hero?" The helmet shouted in a hurry, this bastard boy was so bad, he kept him in the posture of drawing his gun, and he was not allowed to move, he was almost exhausted, and he was still wearing a helmet on his head, and the helmet was impermeable, and it was stuffy to death, it was all steam, and he was about to collapse.

"I'll grass your ancestors for eighteen generations...... Your mother ......" The helmet man took out all the swearing words he could think of and poured them on Chen Chao's body, and he couldn't stop.

"It's ugly...... It's okay for you to scold me, but even my mother, who I will never see again, is angry with me, angry with me! Chen Chao was indignant in his heart, and his anger value was full in an instant, condensing together, becoming a bullet with black gas rising one after another in the magazine, black to shiny, bright to the point of emitting a black metallic luster.

"You're just angry, fight! I'll just pull out my gun and see what you can do to me?! The helmet man also fought and pulled out his gun in desperation.