Chapter 25 is terrifying
"Really?"
Liu Mingjiang and Miao Yinyi wiped the cold sweat on their foreheads, and also came over hard.
Wang Feng quipped: "If Uncle Liu and Aunt Miao don't mind, after the meal is ready, remember to send me a bowl of cabbage, such a big cabbage, I also want to try it." ”
"Definitely, definitely. The two men nodded like pounded garlic.
Wang Feng helped the Liu family so much, even if he was flirting with Liu Xiaohua just now, holding hands and hugging his waist, Liu Mingjiang and Miao Yinyi saw it in their eyes, and they were not happy, and they never dared to offend Wang Feng at this time.
"Can't eat it. Ye Shimei suddenly stopped: "No matter what the reason is, this cabbage grows so big, it must be different from ordinary cabbage, so ~~~~ For the sake of safety, I suggest that after the experts in the city come in the afternoon, do some research on its chemical composition to confirm that it will not cause food poisoning, and then it is not too late to eat it." ”
Liu Mingjiang was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Wang Feng.
Wang Feng said indifferently: "If you want to study, then study it casually, I still have something to do, so I won't play with you." ”
"You!"
"First of all, if you accidentally get into any bad luck during your research, I won't be responsible. ”
“~~~~”
After saying this, Wang Feng turned his head and left.
Ye Shimei was so angry that she gritted her teeth, and as soon as she saw that Wang Feng was leaving, Ye Shixian immediately shouted: "Brother Jun, don't go, I haven't worshiped you as a teacher yet!"
"I'll talk about the apprenticeship later, I don't want to accept apprentices now~~~~" Still apprenticeship?
Leaving Liu's house, Wang Feng quickened his pace, rushed back to his house without falling, and after tossing for a long time, he wanted to pee.
Moreover, when Wang Feng was massaging the Chinese cabbage just now to ward off evil spirits, he suddenly thought that in addition to sprinkling a soak in the vegetable field of Liu Mingjiang's house last night, he also urinated in his own toilet once before going to bed, so as long as he went to the toilet to take a look at the weeds in the toilet to see if there was anything abnormal, he could determine whether the Chinese cabbage in Liu Mingjiang's house was raised alive by his urine ~~~~
"If soaking pee is really so powerful~~~~ obediently, then my pee will be worth a lot!" Wang Feng was thinking nonsense all the way, he now wants to marry Liu Xiaohua home as a wife, what he lacks is money, and such a big cabbage, if it is sold in the vegetable market, it must be worth a lot of money.
Moreover, urine belongs to the reincarnation of grains, which can be excreted continuously, and when the time comes, drink more water and urinate a few more bubbles, wouldn't it be possible to urinate a few Chinese cabbages like that every day?
If you don't pee on the cabbage, you should urinate something else, such as ginseng, deer antler velvet, Ganoderma lucidum~~~~
Thinking about it, Wang Feng's mouth opened and he couldn't close it.
When he got home, Wang Feng locked the door, rushed directly into the toilet without saying a word, and when he saw the scene in the toilet, his eyes instantly widened as big as copper bells, and his eyeballs seemed to be about to jump out of his sockets, and the whole person was completely stunned.
Just as Wang Feng hoped, his soak of urine last night really made that small toilet change dramatically overnight!
Since the death of my grandfather, this yard has been empty and uninhabited, and the toilet is not used, so the ground is overgrown with weeds, Wang Feng remembers very clearly, those weeds were only ten centimeters high yesterday, and they were green and quiet.
But now, under the effect of Wang Feng's soaked urine, a place as big as a plate, that is, the place where he urinated last night, more than a dozen weeds have risen from the ground, like the Chinese cabbage of the Liu family, growing like a crazy one, nearly one person tall, almost higher than the wall next to it.
Unlike the Chinese cabbage, more than a dozen weeds were urinated on at a time, so when they grew up, more than a dozen weeds were tightly clustered and intertwined, and there was a big bundle, and it was estimated that Wang Feng's two arms couldn't be fucking hugged.
There are a few dog's tail grasses in it, Wang Feng has never understood why that kind of grass has such an ugly name, but he understands now, because the grass ears produced by the dog's tail grass are dozens of centimeters long, the thickness of the arms, and the fluffy ones are next to each other, at first glance, they are really as big as the dog's tail, and they are constantly shaking under the breeze, as if several big dogs are wagging their tails together and begging for mercy.
Grunt!
Wang Feng swallowed involuntarily.
Although he had already fantasized about such a scene on the way home just now, and he was mentally prepared, when Wang Feng saw all this with his own eyes, he still couldn't suppress the shock and excitement that was surging like a tide in his heart.
After a while, Wang Feng took a deep breath, and the excitement slowly calmed down.
"It's really pee! it's really pee!It's really pee!" The important thing must be repeated three times before it is enough to express Wang Feng's mood at this moment.
In order to prevent being seen by outsiders and causing unnecessary trouble, Wang Feng ran into the hall, took a sickle and came out, and quickly cut off those crazy weeds like cutting wheat and rice, and discarded them aside.
"This kind of living hell thing, can't let outsiders know~~~~" Wang Feng secretly thought, when he was on duty in the army in the past few years, he traveled from south to north, and he was well-informed, and his jaw dropped when he was shocked by the unbelievable scene in front of him, not to mention those old-fashioned villagers? If they knew that the cabbage in Liu Mingjiang's house was peed out by Wang Feng's pee, he would definitely treat Wang Feng as a monster!
Liu Mingjiang's previous reaction to the Chinese cabbage is the best example.
After staying in the toilet for a while, the urge to urinate surged, and a strange thought suddenly popped up in Wang Feng's mind: "If I pee again now, what will happen to the result?"
After the cabbage and weeds were urinated by Wang Feng last night, they grew wildly at the same time, although it has been confirmed that it is Wang Feng's two bubbles of urine that are working, but after all, it is only the result, and Wang Feng did not see the process of their growth with his own eyes.
Curiosity, Wang Feng immediately stood in front of the weed, unbuttoned his belt, unzipped his pants, and aimed at the weeds to urinate.
Boom~~~~
With the sound of gurgling water, the weeds on the ground were quickly wetted with urine, and Wang Feng was doing experiments, so he didn't pee in one place like last night, he kept turning his body to urinate as many weeds as possible.
After soaking in pee, Wang Feng slowly tidied up his clothes, then squatted down, stretched out his hand to cover his nose, his eyes widened, and stared directly at the weeds that were wet with urine to see how they reacted.
Soon, a magical scene appeared~~~~
Under Wang Feng's gaze, the weeds that were originally urinated began to quickly suck the urine on the branches, and in just a dozen seconds, they all sucked in, like a sponge.
Immediately afterwards, the branches of the weeds were blown by the breeze, and in the midst of shaking, they extended and grew larger little by little at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in this magical process, there was also a slight faint sound that was almost inaudible, which seemed to be caused by the rapid expansion of the weeds' roots and stems.
That growth rate ~~~~ is really visible to the naked eye!
"Mother, this~~~~ This is too terrifying, isn't it?" Wang Feng couldn't believe his eyes, countless pieces of branches were reflected in his widening eyes, getting bigger, bigger, bigger again, and soon intertwined with each other, covering the floor of the toilet, and the shocking visual impact instantly shattered Wang Feng's worldview.
According to this growth rate, in fact, the cabbage in Liu Mingjiang's house grew from a seedling to the size of a grinding plate, and it didn't take one night at all, and it was estimated that one hour was enough.