"Hell, it's so awesome to pee, so what fertilizer do you buy and what kind of ground do you want to water in the future? After burying the seeds in the soil, don't you just go over and pee and soak it?"

Wang Fengqiang suppressed the excitement in his heart, slowly stood up, frowned, and wondered: "But why is this?"

Wang Feng is also an ordinary person who grew up eating whole grains, except that he is handsome and handsome compared to others, there is really nothing special.

Besides, he grew up, whether he used to be at home or later in the army, he would pee every day, why had he never been abnormal before, but after returning from the army, he could pee with such an incredible effect with a soak of urine?

"It seems that it is really because of that pill, since my grandfather gave me that pill, it not only strengthened my physique, but also made my urine magical. ”

"My urine is now equivalent to a ripening agent, and if I want to plant any herbs in the future, I can solve it with a soak of urine."

Bang!

Just when Wang Feng was triumphant, a knock on the door suddenly sounded, interrupting his thoughts, followed by Liu Mingjiang's voice: "Is Xiaofeng at home?"

"It's coming. Stunned for a moment, Wang Feng hurriedly ran to open the door.

Liu Mingjiang stood outside the gate, and when he saw Wang Feng, his face was immediately full of smiles, and he said: "Xiaofeng, thanks to you today, you have helped your uncle so much, and my uncle doesn't know how to thank you, no, your aunt has made a table of good dishes at home, and it just so happens that Mr. Ye and Lao Tong are also there, how about we go over and drink two cups?"

"Forget it, I'll just have a little to eat at home. Wang Feng refused, the weeds in the toilet are still growing wildly, if you leave now, what if someone comes in?

Besides, Liu Mingjiang's cabbage was urinated out by Wang Feng, and he used to help, but he could only be regarded as digging a pit by himself and burying it himself, and this meal was indeed deserved.

But Liu Mingjiang didn't comply, and said with a stiff face: "Then how can it work? If you don't eat this meal, how will the villagers look at your uncle? I thought I didn't invite you." ”

"Uncle Liu, actually~~~~"

"What do you say, it was uncle who was wrong before, uncle dog looked down on people, so you suffered a lot of grievances, today with this meal, let's have a smile and enmity, do you think it's okay?" Liu Mingjiang insisted on inviting, not giving Wang Feng a chance to refuse at all, grabbed Wang Feng's arm and dragged it out, seeing that Wang Feng still wanted to resign, he was unhappy and said: "Uncle has said everything to this part, if you don't go, you will look down on your uncle, and you don't plan to get along with your uncle." ”

Wang Feng rolled his eyes and said helplessly: "Then~~~~ Okay, I'll go with you." ”

In the final analysis, even if Liu Mingjiang is no longer a thing, but after all, he is Liu Xiaohua's father, if Wang Feng wants to marry Liu Xiaohua as his wife, he will have to pass his pass sooner or later, and now it is rare for this old bald donkey to take the initiative to get together, if he can't get off the stage, it will be difficult to repair the relationship in the future.

"That's right, let's go. Liu Mingjiang was overjoyed.

After Wang Feng locked the gate, he followed him to Liu's house.

The villagers who were originally crowded at the gate of Liu's house have dispersed, Miao Yinyi and Liu Xiaohua are busy cooking in the kitchen, while Tong Zhipeng is chatting with Ye Shimei and Ye Shixian sisters in the living room.

When he arrived at the door of the hall of the small western-style building, Liu Mingjiang said with a smile: "Xiaofeng, you go to sit inside first, talk with Mr. Ye for a while, and Uncle go buy a few bottles of good wine." ”

"Good. Wang Feng nodded and went to the living room.

As soon as she entered the door, she heard a mobile phone ringtone, Ye Shimei was stunned for a moment, took out her mobile phone and took a look, immediately pressed the answer button, and asked, "Professor Xia, where have you been?" Well, okay, come directly to Village Chief Liu's house after you arrive~~~~"

Hanging up the phone, Ye Shimei turned her head to look at Wang Feng and said, "The experts in the city will be here in a while." ”

"Oh. ”

Wang Feng replied casually, his heart came as soon as he said it, just a soak of urine, I want to see what those so-called experts and professors can study from a soak of urine.

Seeing that Wang Feng was absent-minded, Ye Shimei suddenly said with some displeasure: "What happened just now, don't you want to explain it to us?"

"Explain what?" Wang Feng asked knowingly.

"Of course, it is the scientific basis for massaging the cabbage to ward off evil spirits. Ye Shimei said: "I thought about it carefully just now, and I still think that there is something strange in this, how can there be any evil in a cabbage?"

After all, Ye Shimei is a knowledgeable, educated, and highly educated city person, even though she witnessed the whole process of Wang Feng's "spell" on Chinese cabbage, after relieving herself, she was still keenly aware of the problems in it.

Of course, Wang Feng would not tell Ye Shimei about true qi, he shrugged his shoulders, sat down on the sofa opposite Ye Shimei, and said with a smile: "Mr. Ye, there are some things that you can't see or touch, if you believe it, you don't believe it, you don't believe it, everyone can get along with each other and have nothing to do, why be so serious?"

"Don't mess around here. Ye Shimei said angrily: "I am in the medicinal herb business, and I must be responsible for the patients, this time the cabbage matter, if you can't give me a reasonable explanation, I will think that there is a problem with the land in your village, so I may have to re-evaluate the project of contracting the land in your village~~~~"

Damn, threaten me?

The two things that can't be hit by eight poles can also be linked together by Ye Shimei's words, and a causal relationship is derived, Wang Feng is really drunk, he rolled his eyes and said: "If Mr. Ye says so, then ~~~~ Hehe, I can only tell you two words." ”

"What?" Ye Shimei raised her eyebrows.

Wang Feng pouted, spread his hands, and said helplessly: "Whatever." ”

"You!"

"Just like when I pinched Mr. Ye's feet in the morning to detoxify, helping others is my personal hobby, but I am not obliged to tell you the methods and principles of treatment, in the words of your business circle, this is called a trade secret. Wang Feng looked proud, said, he also raised Erlang fade provocatively, and continued: "If I remember correctly, it should be illegal to inquire or force others to ask for trade secrets, right? Moreover, you are infringing on my ** rights~~~~"

“~~~~”

Wang Feng snapped down a big hat, and Ye Shimei was speechless for a moment.

Seeing that the signs were wrong, Tong Zhipeng next to him hurriedly played a round, he first glared at Wang Feng, and said angrily: "Xiaofeng, Mr. Ye is just curious, how can you talk to others like this?"

Immediately, he looked at Ye Shimei with a smile on his face and explained: "Xiaofeng has such a temper when he is young, he is straightforward and fast-talking, and it is easy to offend people. ”

In the officialdom, it is common to eat, drink, and laugh together, and Tong Zhipeng is the best at this, and after a few words, the atmosphere will be eased a lot.

Ye Shixian also pouted and said, "Sister, your idea is really naïve! Brother Jun refuses to accept me as an apprentice, how can he casually tell you the trick of massage?"

When speaking, Ye Shixian glanced at Wang Feng angrily, although she was speaking for Wang Feng on the surface, her tone was full of resentment, and she was obviously still worried about Wang Feng's refusal to accept her as an apprentice.

Wang Feng avoided Ye Shixian's resentful little eyes and pretended not to see it.

"If you don't want to say it, forget it, when the experts in the city come, you can still figure things out!" Ye Shimei snorted secretly and muttered to herself.

Although Wang Feng didn't believe that those so-called experts and professors could produce any results, to be honest, he had some expectations in his heart, because until now, he had not been able to figure out why his casual pee would have such a miraculous effect~~~~