"Brother Zhou, slow down!" The three-year-old slammed the table.

"Brother Zhou!? He called me Brother Zhou! Hahahaha, must be a good person! Zhou Yunfeng smiled secretly in his heart.

Chen Sansui said with a smile: "Hahaha, Brother Zhou, you came to participate in this conference to actually fight for the country." How can you put too much energy into the chanting of the warm-up? ”

Zhou Yunfeng looked at Chen's three-year-old simple smile and nodded: "Well, yes, it seems to make some sense." Although you are determined, you are still very discerning! ”

Chen's three-year-old face darkened, and he reluctantly smiled: "Hahaha, in fact, we have already prepared the chanting personnel, Brother Zhou doesn't have to go into battle in person." ”

The three-year-old Chen's waist straightened, and he said politely: "Okay, the Chinese side has agreed to this recitation." ”

Nanbang's representative Wu Genzai nodded.

Kazuo Umegawa, the representative of the Wakoku Kingdom, also agreed.

The rest of the countries, the country of Rili Wanji, and the country of Yue Monkey are not too big to see the excitement, and they also agreed.

Only the Sichuan National Day in Europe and the United States said endlessly, he compared two ok with both hands: "I'll just say it~ It should be compared, no one knows how to chant better than me!" ”

Another black representative named Onego next to him hurriedly covered his mouth.

Soon the chanting delegation of the southern stick appeared.

Sixty-four people formed a square formation, one by one, dressed in Korean national costumes, holding long drums and crane-headed harps, and kneeling on the stage.

Ye Lao sat on the stage and took a sip of tea, pushed his glasses, frowned, and shook his head: "Eh, the eight dances in the court are bearable, but they are unbearable." Then he turned away.

The so-called eight hundreds, is the sacrificial rites performed by the Son of Heaven in the Zhou ceremony, low-level status is not allowed, in ancient times there were eight people, and eight hundred was sixty-four people.

The meaning of this move by the South Korean side is that Chinese culture is withering, and it is the true China and the true China.

The strings move, and the drums strike.

Oh~Boom——

The Korean side began to chant: "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island, my fair lady..... Gentleman..."

Soon, the reciter on the stage unconsciously shook his head regularly.

There was an uproar on and off the stage, listening to the tune, the rhythm was sonorous, the tune was long, and there was a faint taste of the private school of the year, and many people who kept learning had a memory of the past.

"Hahaha, what is this singing!" Sultan Hong, a veteran cadre, suddenly slapped his legs and laughed, and his generation did not know much about this.

The audience below was half shocked: "The chanting of the stick, the recitation has abandoned the so-called gateway view, these reciters are completely immersed in the poetry, their seriousness about traditional culture is indeed moving." ”

Half of them were sarcastic for no apparent reason: "Tut-tut, what are these things over and over again, poetry can still be read like this!" ”

Some of those who have gone to private schools or listened to the chanting from the old gentleman even sighed, and this taste is indeed meaningful.

The tune of chanting, focusing on rhythm, is better than memorizing songs, and the quality is in feelings, not a form of performance, and the original pronunciation of the text cannot be destroyed for the sake of beauty, so it is not as good as opera, but the chanting on the stage is indeed wonderful, but there are many people who have seen chanting for the first time here.

And a few experts who have seen chanting, or who are proficient in chanting, can't help but chant along with the rhythm: "Jagged wattles.... Left and right.... My Fair Lady... I covet it. ”

"The Book of Songs" is the earliest collection of poems in China, and the name recited by the stick says: "Guan Ju" is the first poem at the beginning of the "Book of Songs".

The meaning is clear, one is that they mean that the entire universe is Korean.

The second meaning is deep, "Guan Ju" a Confucius said that he is, out of love, stop at etiquette and pleasure but not lewdness', and the Han Dynasty Confucianism called him the virtue of the concubine, is the most etiquette and edifying poems.

Literature to turn it, culture to teach, far people are not convinced, then the cultivation of literature and morality, this stick from the Celestial Empire to learn culture, now anti-culture to educate China, it is really a wolf ambition, people's hearts are not enough snake swallowing elephants.

Teacher Menglu was happy, squinting his little eyes and shaking to the rhythm, and his tone was very kind: "Not bad, not bad, it tastes great." ”

Wu Genzai was also secretly happy in the audience, and he was very arrogant when he played a folding fan.

Soon the chanting group of sticks withdrew, leaving a round of applause...

Just when everyone praised it together, who knew that the captain of the Wa Kingdom, Kazuo Umegawa, was very disdainful, and took it out and commented: "Hahaha, the chanting of the stick chanting group is indeed clever, but it is a little sluggish and dull."

Now it is a new atmosphere, it is to recite the poems, and communicate with the Celestial Empire, then you should recite the poems of your own country, you recite the works of other countries, thinking that you are for your own use, it is too small to work!

It's like your country, although it is well-written, but it is shaking my folding fan, isn't it interesting? ”

Umegawa Kazuo's words made Nan Bang very embarrassed, he knew very well that he would frustrate the face of the Celestial Empire, and he must not let the stick family dominate, if the stick rubbed the face of the Celestial Empire, and he did nothing, it would be even more embarrassing to be the Wa Kingdom.

After all, there is no shame in losing to the Celestial Empire, and losing to the stick can kill oneself by seppuku.

This paper folding fan used by literati was indeed introduced from Japan during the Song Dynasty, and Kazuo Umegawa satirized Wu Gen for shaking the paper folding fan, in fact, he was saying that the behavior of the stick to seize the culture of other countries was a bit shameless.

South Korean captain Wu Gen put away the folding fan with a troubled face, and his player Park Bucheng kindly persuaded him for a long time.

I saw Kazuo Umegawa, dressed in a kimono, clapping his hands, and a classic Japanese instrument, the shamisen, played.

Whew—

On the stage, the sound of the hole flute moved, and a middle-aged man dressed in white Japanese court clothes appeared on the stage, blowing shakuhachi in a mournful tone.

A geisha, dressed in a flower-filled kimono and holding a small chrysanthemum folding fan, walks up to the stage in small steps and begins to do a palm dance.

This shakuhachi was originally a Chinese musical instrument, but it is a pity that it has been lost in China after several displacements, but now it has become a traditional musical instrument of the Wa Kingdom, and the sound is very poignant.

The two danced solo on stage, which was more exquisite, but had a unique island style.

People say that Japan has Tang rhyme, but in fact it is not, although Japan learned in the Tang Dynasty and learned from the Song Dynasty, but after a thousand years, combined with local culture, a new set of content has already been introduced, saying that the Tang Dynasty in Japan is mostly brainwashed by the marketing number of Japanese tour groups.

The mountains and rivers are exquisite, the island country is carved, and it has its own flavor.

But after all, it's a two-person sport, compared to a multi-person sport.

Everyone seems to be too petty.

After all, it's still a thousand people, and it's better to behead.

Although Zhou Yunfeng didn't understand, he saw it more and more pure and simple: "Eh, mom, this foreplay has been around for a long time, what's the ink, why don't you open your mouth?" ”

When I saw it at the age of three, I was in my heart, what a strange person! "It's not rough! ”

Suddenly, shakuhachi stopped darkly, and the geisha finished dancing.

The man knelt on the ground and chanted:

The country is compared with the Central Plains, and the people are the same as the ancients.

The well-dressed Tang system, the courtesy of the Han monarchs.

Silver urn new wine, golden knife and brocade scales.

In February and March every year, peach and plum are generally spring.

After chanting, Kazuo Umegawa of Japan secretly felt that he had won a big victory, and shook his country's paper fan for a long time.

His poem was written to the Ming Dynasty by the envoys of the Japanese State back then, thinking that China was destroyed by the Yuan Dynasty, and the culture was lost, and Japan learned that China was sinking in the Battle of Yashan and the hands of Hu Lu, and he was also saddened, so the whole country bowed to the west.

Because the Mengyuan Dynasty was a Hulu alien race and was not influenced by Chinese civilization, Japan regarded itself as "Little China".

After Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty worked hard, swept away the dust, and recovered China, the envoy of the Japanese State was not ashamed, comparing himself to China and laughing at China's alienated clothing system.

And what he wrote to Daming is such a poem.

These annoyed the Ming Dynasty, and Emperor Taizu immediately issued an order to sever diplomatic relations with the Wa State and never communicate.

A decree prohibiting Chinese from wearing Hufu was also promulgated, bringing back the culture from barbarism to Chinese.

Hundreds of years later, Da Ming also beat Japan on the Korean battlefield.

And now the purpose of the Japanese chanting team is to mock the Celestial Empire, which has been invaded by the Manchurians and Western powers, and will no longer be the civilization of the past, while they themselves have evolved a set of learning.

The poem was recited here, and the audience was stunned, but the three-year-old on the stage was secretly confused, and frequently looked at Mr. Ye Jialan.

Ye Lao's face is not very ugly, but he is a master in the end, if he comes forward to deal with the juniors, it will be a loss.

Zhou Yunfeng was speechless when he saw such a scene, after all, when he saw the kimono now, he thought of a gentle wife, a young woman at home, a hot spring hotel, 8 hours or something.

And there are two Japanese people on the stage.

The picture I was looking forward to was there.

Seeing such a performance from the Japanese side, the players' seats couldn't bear it.

That Ruquan girl likes the two-dimensional Japanese culture very much, although there is no fault, but there is no reserve at all, but it is inappropriate: "Wow, the little brother of Japan is so handsome, wow, the kimono looks so good~~"

Although the old cadres around him like to worship the shelf, Sultan Hong will never be confused in major matters and scolded: "Hmph, dog's day!" Lao Tzu's father didn't kill you devils back then! ”

Master Renzhi also frequently advised: "Amitabha, it's all karma, when is the time for retribution!" ”

Sultan Hong scolded: "Bah, we have never treated them badly, why should we report it to the people?!" ”

And Brother Pan Ding is different in Chinese, and he looks like he has nothing to do with himself, watching everyone tear up.

Looking at the stage, Kazuo Umegawa, who was very proud of his martial arts, couldn't bear it and immediately said: "Eh, mom, what are you babbling there for a long time?" ”

Everyone looked at Zhou Yunfeng with a grim expression.

Zhou Yunfeng was fearless, and said in his heart: "Little Wa Guo, I heard this poem from my Tiezi before, he changed it to the devil, and today he happened to take out a loss to you." ”

Kazuo Umegawa said, "What do you mean by working?? ”

"Meaning, nothing interesting! I just wonder why you don't have any clothes? ”

"You, how can this be reasonable, I want to duel with you!" Kazuo Umegawa was furious, and he wanted to go to Mo's own katana, and after touching it, he remembered that he brought a wooden knife today, which was used for decoration.

"I think it's fun to carry a pillow on the back of your kimono, isn't it used when you are on the street with people! Your name is Kazuo Umegawa, is it your dad your dad has you in that place in Uegawa! ”

Mei Chuan was half dead angrily, and the audience played a round field: "The words are not rough!" ”

Looking at Umegawa's angry purple face, he listened to him: "Hmph! I don't know what you have, but if you don't say one, two, three! Don't blame me for not sparing you. ”

Zhou Yunfeng laughed, and opened his mouth to come: "

The country is not the Central Plains, and people are primitive people.

There is no system for dressing, and there are people in etiquette.

Be good at drinking and chewing wine, and cut the world god!

If it weren't for the Han system, the monkey would be spring. ”

Umegawa was speechless when he was angry: "You! You! ”

Zhou Yunfeng memorized the poem, and immediately burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, people are primitive people!" There is no system for dressing, and there are people in Lile Wheel!! ”

Everyone present laughed, the so-called poem is clearly satirizing the Japanese monkey and crown, if there is no Han and Tang Dynasty system, it will be the same as a monkey. The sentence "There is a wheel in the music" in the poem is very intriguing, there are people in the wheel, who is the wheel? How round? In which round? , unfinished, unfinished~.

Everyone praised this inconspicuous young man.

"Rusty range hood, Lile has a wheel!! What kind of genius is this? ”

The three-year-old Chen on the side was dumbfounded, frowning, although he didn't know why, it was obvious that Zhou Yunfeng had also become a thorn in his eye, and he didn't know what he was planning when he ordered left and right.

At this time, the third year old cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, cough, it's time for our chanters to appear!" ”

Looking at the smug appearance of the three-year-old Chen, everyone's hearts couldn't help but let go.

Kazuo Umegawa's face twitched, and he only felt that he couldn't hold his face, and muttered to himself in his heart: "There are countless talents in the Heavenly Empire!" Today, this unknown kid is in the limelight in front of me! What kind of players are they going to field? ”

Suddenly, there was an exclamation from the crowd.

Many girls are heartbroken: "Ah! It's him! It's him! It's that man! ”

Everyone is crazy, although it is a chanting conference, and the recitation contestants dare not appear, but as soon as this man appears, the victory or defeat of the game announced over there!

I saw that this man was polite, wearing a student uniform, a tie, and a black plaid shirt.

Tall and thin, with dark skin, huge lips and mouth, his eyes flickering and constantly looking at the ceiling, and there seemed to be colorful clouds flying in the sky.

From time to time, there is a smile on his face, which can be called a generation of emoji god emperors!!

The man stood on the stage and began to recite in Cantonese.

The host said: "Next, please enjoy the poetry recitation brought by Liang Junfeng, "Su Ye Shi Shanfang Period Ding Da Bu Arrive"

The man's voice said quietly and gently: Su Ye Shi Shanfang is not big enough, Mao Hao Lan (Meng Haoran).

The weird smile and the disorienting eyes made the audience at a loss....

The sunset is in the west ridge, and the group of ravines has already dawned.

The pine moon is cool at night, and the wind spring is full of clear listening.

The woodcutters are exhausted, and the smoke and birds are initially determined.

The son of the period comes, and the lonely qin waits for the path.

The man's miraculous recitation, although it was not a recitation, but the ecstatic eyes, looking at the looming Xiangyun on the ceiling, the big mouth that trembled with the poems, and the drawing of saliva in the mouth, had already shocked everyone present.

I don't know whether to praise or sigh, surprise or joy, so I have to say that the heavens and the earth are vast, so I quickly took out my mobile phone to take pictures and record this lifetime performance.

Although they all know that this is not chanting, everyone likes it, although chanting is not inherited, but there are still ghost animals!

Zhou Yunfeng swaggered back on the stage, shook his finger at Kazuo Umegawa and said, "Hahaha, Chinese culture is broad and profound!" You can't! ”

Kazuo Umegawa consciously had no light on his face, hurriedly retreated, and practiced his expression in the mirror.

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