As soon as the four of them spoke, they all knew the meaning of coming from this ship.

Xue Pu and Little Fox naturally said that they still had Chen Haopeng, and Da Lao Tie was here to participate in the competition.

And Wang Zebin's couple accepted the employment as security guards.

A pair of thieves, a pair of security guards, the four of them looked at each other and smiled, and reached an ulterior deal.

After some conversation, the little fox was even more suspicious, he knew that Wang Zebin's swordsmanship was extremely high, far above Xue Pu.

immediately asked: "Then since Wang Daxia is so powerful, why would he lose to Xue Pu like this... Such a slut~"

Wang Wenyu didn't know either, only heard Wang Zebin scold: "... Exercise! ...", and no more.

Xue Pu smiled evilly and curled his eyelids.

The little fox found that Wang Zebin was very direct, and he didn't like to bother to speak until he said a word, and every word was extremely firm and explosive.

"You haven't eaten?"

Wang Zebin said: "No! ”

"Let's go to a big dinner."

Wang Zebin said: "Yes. ”

Xue Pu told them that they were going to beat up the merman. Wang Zebin replied directly with one word: "Dry!" ”

Xue Pu said: "Go to see a small movie? ”

Wang Zebin said: "Look! ”

Wang Wenyu suddenly raised his fist in anger and was about to beat him: "Ah! Believe it or not, I'll cut you!! ”。

Wang Zebin said, "No! ”

The secrets of the four people are not listed for the time being.

Let's talk about the end of the poetry competition, the Celestial Empire team is ready to go, and the quota is changed to, Chen is three years old, Sultan Hong, Ruquan girl, Zhou Yunfeng, Master Renzhi and Brother Pan Ding, who can't speak Chinese.

Before the start of the competition, there will be some cultural performances first.

The stage is full of flowers, showing the cultural features of various countries.

The host came to the stage, dressed in a luxurious evening dress, and said: "Next, please enjoy the seppuku suicide brought by the samurai of the Japanese Kingdom!" Everyone applauded. ”

For a while, the audience was silent.

"Eh, the host is wrong!" Sideline reminders.

"Oh, I'm sorry! Please enjoy the martial arts acrobatics brought by the Shaolin Temple Folk Funny Art Troupe! Face!! ”

The audience applauded thunderously.... There was a lot of applause.

The music sounded: "Change face, change face, poop look!" ”

Many bald samurai with muscles all over their bodies rushed up with somersaults, only to see the first one, a somersault on the ground and slashing his hips, and he remained motionless in the middle of the stage for a while.

His face has changed from red to pale!

The audience exclaimed, "Wow! Look! This is a change of face! ”

"Not good! Master Brother Stuck Eggs!! "Two samurai, skillful in action, two somersaults came to the stage and put the master brother out.

Soon, another bald master appeared, performed a martial salute, showed off his abdominal muscles and chest muscles, and a horse step was very majestic.

I saw him turn over and lie on a bench, and let out a vicious roar: "Come on! Chest... Mouth... Broken... Big... Stone! Great Mighty Dragon! Mommy Mommy! ”

The two little monks carried a large gray stone more than one person high and placed it on the master's chest.

"Chest... Mouth... Broken... Big... Stone! Great Mighty Dragon! Mommy Mommy! The monk exerted his strength and pressed the big stone against his chest with his strong pectoral muscles.

A strong man with chest hair walked up to the stage and performed a martial salute.

Carrying its sledgehammer and smashing it at a big rock!

Buzz –

With a pop, the big stone didn't move.

The audience cheered.

The mung bean porridge that the master ate at noon squirted out!

"Great Mighty Dragon! Mommy Mommy! Again!! "The master roared!

The strong man snorted his hand twice, and the sledgehammer swung violently, this time it was the master who did not move.

The strong man was very calm, shook the sledgehammer, and said loudly: "The doctor came to take a look!" Chest shattered! ”

Stage accidents...

Soon the actor who was not dead was carried down, and Master Renzhi recited the transcendent scripture on the side: "Nan Wu Xiang Yungai Bodhisattva Mahasattva..."

Such a dangerous performance was stopped by the organizing committee.

Soon the performances of the chanting of various countries began.

Chinese poetry and poetry are different from foreign ones.

To be precise, the genre of "poetry" is also unique to China, to be precise, the Han people, and China.

In Western literature, poetry is called "poetry", which originally means "epic", "myth" or "drama" or "opera".

This is not the same as what Chinese poetry expresses.

"Epic" is a foreign myth, half-sung history.

"Drama" is even more different from poetry.

Therefore, the concept of "poetry" is unique to China and cannot be understood by foreigners.

In the "Preface to Poems", it is said: "In the heart is the will, and the speech is the poem." If words are insufficient, sing songs. ”

In the "Book of Shang", it is said: "Poetry and words, songs and words, sound and singing, rhythm and harmony." ”

It is enough to show that the question of poetry is a style that expounds the inner feelings, and expounds through a rhythm and singing.

Therefore, from antiquity to the Yuefu period, poetry can be sung as a whole.

After arriving in the Southern Dynasty, the poems and texts composed could also be recited according to their tones.

Moreover, even the ancient texts can be performed through chanting, a kind of half-musical recitation.

Unfortunately, this method is not very popular in China now, but fortunately, the relevant departments have gradually recovered.

But reciting is still a weakness of our country's poetry.

At this time, a poet dressed in a stick suit stood up and said: "Hello friends, in Xia Wu Genzai is the captain of Nanbang Smecta!"

Hahaha, since the performance is too dangerous Smecta, we brought a chanting troupe, why don't we compare the chanting Smecta! Let's see if the national prestige of my Celestial Empire has been wiped out by Hu Lu! Smecta! ”

Ye Lao sat in the judges' seat and did not say a word, he must know that China has been in the customs for a long time since the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the customs, and the value of the Western powers was humiliated, and many good things were lost.

If she steps down as a titan to compete with the stick, she will really change her direction and say that there is no one in China.

Some experts on the stage, looking at each other, the short female associate professor with glasses, Mr. Meng Li, said: "Eh, this Nan Bang player, we really don't like to compete because of harmony, and chanting has been eliminated by the times, what is there to compare, it's all feudal dross!" ”

Seeing that the Celestial Empire was cowardly, how could this opportunity to damage the prestige of the Celestial Empire be monopolized by the Nanbang Kingdom, the captain of the Wa Kingdom, Kazuo Umegawa, said:

"How can you work as feudal dross? Chinese poetry is broad and profound, and Chinese recitation is not only beautiful in tone, but also poetic and poetic, and more ever-changing, and more able to experience the sense of poetry! It's a big drop to chant it! ”

The representative of the West, Sichuan Guoqing, was a blonde and blue-eyed old fat man, and he gestured with two OK hands and said, "That's right! China will follow suit! I dare say! No one knows poetry better than my Sichuan National Day!! I repeat, no one knows poetry better than me!! ”

Seeing that it was difficult for the Celestial Empire to ride a tiger, Zhou Yunfeng looked dazed: "The heart will soon be a recitation!" What's not as good as that isn't angry! It's better than that! Win glory for the country, do not let go! You don't go up to me! ”

I saw Zhou Yunfeng roaring angrily: "What are you guys doing scolding!" It's better than that.,Isn't it just reading poetry, who wouldn't know!! ”

Chen was three years old and looked confused, he actually forgot Zhou Yunfeng, who didn't say a word, he didn't know that Zhou Yunfeng didn't know anything, and secretly calculated in his heart:

"This kid, who didn't say a word for a long time, looks like he must be a master! And just now, with such a strange sentence as "rusty range hood", it was understated, and he was promoted with a mockery of the world! He must be an immortal genius! I must not be careless! ”

Seeing that Zhou Yunfeng volunteered, Mr. Ye also pushed his glasses, sat back with peace of mind, and said in his heart: "Hahaha, yes, how can there be no one in my dignified China!" ”

Who knew that the dust was three years old, and he also took the case!!