The classroom at Xu Wei High School was bustling with female students, and they were talking to each other.

"Eh, eh! Have you heard, there is a new male teacher in class 18!! ”

"Yes, yes, yes, he looks super handsome, just like I heard that he looks like someone under one person!"

"Really? Is it really that handsome! Are there any male teachers who let you have long hair? ”

"What do you know, people tie their hair in a bun, which is the traditional headdress of the Han people! Our ancestors were shaved by the Manchu Qing Dynasty before they were shaved and dressed! ”

"Doesn't staying in Han hair and wearing Hanfu destroy national unity!?"

"Destroy a fart, it was the Han people who were bullied back then, what does it matter to others to revive Hanfu and revive national culture!"

"Phew! I'm a Manchurian, and you're discriminating against us by wearing Hanfu! ”

"The Qing Dynasty is dead! It's time to cut the braid in your heart! is still sitting on the sweet dream of Brother Gege and the prince Belle! ”

I heard a middle-aged man's cough: "Cough, cough, cough!" What are you doing? Don't go back to the classroom after class and study hard! What are you yelling in the hallway! ”

I saw a stupid and forced moral education director come out and began to reprimand, beating the girls in the corridor with the baton in his hand.

Everyone gasped and moaned: "Eh, don't! Oops, it hurts~"

Just when the director of moral education was proud....

Suddenly, a strong hand caught the baton of the moral education director, and with a push, the moral education director was directly thrown out of the stumbling.

A group of girls exclaimed: "Wow, look good!" ”

I saw a tall, thin man in a green shirt with his hair in a bun stop in front of the student.

The man's sword eyebrows are heroic, his face is like a crown of jade, his lips are like Dantu, Xiao Shuxuan is lifted, and his bearing is graceful.

With a sigh in his mouth, he stood lazily in front of the moral education director, and had already snatched the moral education director's stick with one hand.

Sure enough, the new substitute homeroom teacher of Class 18, Teacher Xue Puxue, arrived.

Xue Pu smiled indifferently and then said, "Hey~ What kind of unlucky thing came out again..."

"Xiao Xue, your new teacher, don't be too arrogant! I'm your boss! ”

"Yo, Director Chen Haishan, Director Chen~ Coincidentally, my nickname is arrogant..."

Before he could finish speaking, Chen Haishan, who had always been arrogant and domineering, pushed him over with a palm.

What kind of skills does Xue Pu have, where is this kind of obscene moral education director who can only beat girls, Xue Pu's opponent, I saw him with his hand in his pocket, and he avoided it.

Chen Haishan directly threw out a stumble, fell down the stairs in an instant, and his glasses shattered.

"Yo, Mr. Chen, your ability to touch porcelain is awesome enough, do you want to try it if you have a BMW downstairs!"

Chen Haishan slowly got up with the support of the students, he was angry, and he trembled and said, "Xue Pu, let's see!" ”

Who knew that Xue Pu walked down the stairs, and suddenly stepped on Chen Haishan's chest with a blushing face: "I'll take care of my students, it's not your turn to pretend to be forced!" ”

Chen Haishan fled quickly, indignant in his heart.

Back outside the classroom, seeing the wreaths and cards of the classmates mourning their friends, Xue Pu bowed three times to the deceased before entering the classroom with the bell ringing.

Looking at the man standing in front of the podium, the breeze of the moon and the graceful jade tree, the students present were full of expectations.

A lot of female classmates instantly committed nymphomaniac.

Standing in front of the podium, Xue Pu looked at everyone calmly and cleared his throat: "Ahem, cough, cough..."

The students sat upright in an instant, waiting for Xue Pu to speak.

I saw Xue Pu arch his hand and said: "Hello everyone, my name is Xue Pu, my gender is male, and I love women and I am your temporary class teacher...

You can call me teacher in class, Brother Pu or Brother Xue after class. But especially the few male classmates sitting in the back, don't give me nicknames, let alone call me stupid... Do you hear me? ”

Xue Pu's insincerity narrowed the distance between him and his classmates, and he immediately burst into laughter. "My class is very simple, I will leave homework but not necessarily check, I like people who are angry, and I don't like to have small reports from classmates behind my back.

The class is unanimous in opposing bullying on campus, and everyone is not allowed to bully others, and of course, my people are not allowed to be bullied.

Knowing the recent events has made everyone lose their good classmates and good partners around them. But in a person's life, we have to see too many births and deaths, and the world is impermanent. I am not in a position to let you forget the pain, but I still hope that you will continue to live well for the deceased. ”

After listening to Xue Pu's words, a girl asked thoughtfully, "Teacher, will justice really defeat evil?" Will the murderer really be caught? ”

"The victory of justice over evil is just a fairy tale, some people who continue to challenge oppression and evil for the sake of justice, maybe only such people can bring that longing sunshine to the world."

The girl asked, "Isn't that the light never triumphant, and the righteous untriumphant of evil?" ”

Xue Pu smiled indifferently: "Haha, but the more this is the case, the more romantic people who insist on justice are not~ I'm a Chinese teacher, it's not romantic, but I can't learn Chinese well~"

After that, Xue Pu took out the textbook, put it in front of the table and said: "The ancients often used vanilla as a metaphor for beauty, and the initiator of vanilla beauty is the patriotic poet we are going to talk about today.

But before the class begins, I'd like to introduce you to a new classmate. Everyone's applause..."

Before Xue Pu finished speaking, suddenly a boy in the class stood up suddenly, and then all the boys stood up, and some of them didn't stand firm and almost fell.

The two little fat men began to drool.

The girls were also dumbfounded, and when there was a bang, one classmate's pen fell, and then another classmate's pen fell... Many students also fell to the ground with the gel pens in their hands, but they no longer had the heart to pick them up.

Xue Pu's class froze instantly, only to see the little fox pushing the big glasses and walking in shyly holding the schoolbag.

The girl is gentle and pure, her skin is white and tender, like the wonderful wind in spring, and like the bright moon among the clouds, standing in front of the door with a smile, and the cherry mouth exudes a pink luster.

"Hello everyone, my name is Qin Xiaoqi... Qin Shubao's Qin, Xiao Qi's Xiao Qi..."

Looking at the soft and tender cute girl who can be broken by blowing the bullet, the boys cheered, is this a fairy from the sky, my god I really want to rush up and bite her.

We want to sin against her!

I'm going to have these tender legs clamped tightly enough! It can't be a virgin!

How is it possible, this level of goods is estimated to be broken by that social guy in junior high school!

The boys began to talk about it, and the girls also cast jealous and disdainful glances, hum! She looks like a green tea, and the ones who look better than me are all green tea!

"Hey, hey, classmate, sit here with me!" A boy invited.

"Go, go, sister-in-law is here to be my brother, my brother's house has a mine! I'll take you to eat Malatang at noon! ”

Hearing that there was a spicy hot food, the little fox hurriedly sat down, and she and Xue Pu looked at each other, pretending to be innocent and ignorant.

The first time she entered the class, she was a little nervous, her legs couldn't help tightening, and her slender little white hands held her schoolbag tightly.

At the beginning of the morning class, Xue Pu took the textbook seriously and began to lecture.

Xue Pu's class is different from other teachers who instill specific answers, and it is more about him, as a poet, who guides students how to appreciate the artistic conception and aesthetics of ancient texts.

Soon, what was presented to everyone was not jerky words, but beautiful articles.

In the face of the divorce, the myths and stories outlined can be used to make the content fascinating by means similar to fantasy novels.

The students have also gained a lot.

Speaking of the immortal system, he naturally doesn't care about the materialist theory of Rausch, after all, the things of the ancient Chinese are thousands of years ahead of him, and they are purely brain-dead.

And he doesn't lean in written language in his lectures, and from time to time he gags and says a few dirty words, such as Qu Yuan being ostracized by villains, he said that Zichu and others are fucked.

Of course, for such hard knowledge points as word translation, Xue Pu is also proficient in translation, and the translation is accurate, many teachers who have been teaching for many years are still jerky and half-aware of the allusions and techniques in the words, but Xue Pu can explain it clearly here.

The little fox, as a scumbag, looked at Xue Pu and unconsciously took a lot of notes.

Who knew that everyone was listening attentively to Xue Pu's lecture, and the door of the classroom rang.

"Report!"

"Enter!"

I saw a black-headed and black-brained boy about 1.75 meters late knocking on the door, it was Han Dong who was late for class.

"Hahaha, Han Dong, let's meet again~" Xue Pu took the whip in his hand and kept knocking.

Han Dong was stunned at that time: "Damn!" Kick the face man! ”

He skimmed his schoolbag and ran away, and the bruises on his face had not yet dissipated, and seeing Xue Pu was like a mouse seeing a cat.

Then he was carried back to his seat by Xue Pu.

Han Dong was in charge of force in the class, and Xue Pu brought Han Dong back with one hand like a chicken, which made the whole class exclaim.

Han Dong sat next to the little fox in class, and was overjoyed when he saw the little fox's delicate face.

took out his mobile phone and said: "Hey, hey, hey, sister plus WeChat~"

The little fox smiled shyly, pushed his glasses down slightly, his eyes instantly became extremely cunning, Han Dong retreated in shock, covered in cold sweat: "I rely on... It's you! ”

Han Dong thought that Xue Pu and the little fox were a couple, and he was instantly frightened and exploded, and fell off the stool.

Shocked the classroom.

Xue Pu looked helpless, what a thorn.

Because the physical education teacher called yesterday and said that he would be sick and unable to come to class in physical education class today, the fifth physical education class at noon was changed to Xue Pu's Chinese class.

Xue Pu went from class to class all morning, and he didn't get any leisure, but what he didn't expect was that every time there were female classmates who came to his office to ask questions.

Xue Pu was also helpless, drinking the wolfberries in the thermos cup and patiently answering.

And the little fox was even more popular, and the boys from several classes came to see her. But the little fox pretended to be ignorant and quietly reviewed what Xue Pu had taught.

At the beginning of the class, Xue Pu began to talk about the translation of the words and sentences of "Lisao", and in this class, he used the method of asking questions for the students to answer.

"The birds are not flocked, since the previous life... Come on, come on, everyone, who will translate it. ”

The students concentrated: "I! ”

"Me!"

"Me!"

They all raised their hands.

Han Dong, the sleepy insect in the last row, also raised his hand rarely, and it was very urgent, and he almost stood on the table with his hand raised, Xue Pu was happy, this kid has grown a little.

Immediately, Xue Pu named Han Dong's name.

Who knew that Han Dong's words instantly slapped Xue Pu's face: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet!" ”