One hundred and twenty-four chapters, pulling the poop without paper
When Xue Pu was proud, who knew that Han Dong came up and said, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." ”
instantly made Xue Pu unable to get off the stage, looking at Xue Pu's expression of eating.
The little fox sat in the last row, pursing his lips and stealing fun: "Hahaha, sluts have their own sluts to grind ....."
Who knew that Xue Putie reprimanded with a blue face: "Hold it, stinky problem!" Who taught you this stinky problem of going to the toilet! In the future, hurry up and quit the stinky problem of going to the toilet. ”
"Brother Xue... I..."
"What am I, I'm going to fight today, and I'm quitting the stinky problem of going to the toilet! In the future, you are not allowed to go to such places as toilets! ”
The students present were all petrified, this teacher was really strict, and the toilet became a stinky problem, and Ming'er really had to quit.
Han Dong sprinkled coquettishly: "Tsu ~ let people go to the house, old ~~ division ~~"
These two coquettish voices made Xue Pu very unhappy, and quickly asked him to go to the toilet to stay.
Xue Pu's class continued, and everyone was ready to eat after school, so naturally they didn't have much to listen to.
But Xue Pu's class was really fun, and the students still listened attentively.
Suddenly, another thin and white boy with small eyes and a big mouth raised his hand, the boy naturally had a smiling face, and he still looked very energetic, called Jiang Xi is Han Dong's best friend in the class.
"Hee-hee-hee-hee ~ teacher."
"Huh? What do you laugh at, answer the question. Xue Pu said
Jiang Xi couldn't stop laughing with the tissue in his hand and said, "Brother Xue, what's that, Han Dongla didn't bring paper, and now he can't get out of the dung pit, and his legs are numb." He asked me to send him a piece of paper..."
Xue Pu's face turned grim: "Eh, I'll wipe it, you guys play with me!" I pulled the poop just now, but now I don't bring paper, this is a classic routine when I was in school! When the thief foresees the thief's ancestor, you guys are quite troublesome! If you don't go, squat and die! ”
After a while, Jiang Xi raised his hand again: "Teacher, Han Dong has sent me photos, if you don't send paper, this will be prolapsed..."
Hearing this, Xue Pu felt sorry in his heart, if something really happened, the murderer in the class was not found, there is an anal prolapse here, it is not cost-effective, it is not cost-effective!
Xue Pu had no choice but to let Jiang Xi deliver the paper.
After a while, Xue Pu let the students answer the questions freely, drank some water in the thermos cup, and sat on the desk in the classroom: "Eh, I think that Lao Tzu is sitting here for the teacher to train, and now he is sitting on this, what's wrong with the penultimate one, isn't the penultimate one also a teacher in the end~"
Suddenly, Jiang Xi came back with a probe and quietly put the bag into the door: "Hey, hey, Brother Xue." ”
“.... What's the matter, is the paper delivered? ”
"Brother Xue... You come here, you come here... Come over here. He stretched out his hand and motioned for Xue Pu to come over.
"What's going on, mysterious." Xue Pudao also followed.
"Brother Xue, I'll come back and get some tissue, Han Dong's ass is too big, and one piece of paper is not enough, so he will leak it... I'll have to send him some more. Jiang Xi laughed.
Xue Pu's face instantly turned blue, and the little fox pretended to be studying there, and was amused by this scene for a while.
Jiang Xi pulled a roll of paper and ran away.
After a while, Zheng Bin, one of the little fat men of the dead friends, also raised his hand: "Brother Xue, what, Jiang Xi also has a tuba, the two of them have a handpiece paper now, it's a bit insufficient..."
Xue Pu has worked hard at this time, and he only wants to play with these boys in his heart.
He smiled slightly, took the paper and said, "Haha, don't be afraid, I'll send it myself." ”
As he spoke, he rushed to the toilet with a roll of toilet paper.
In the squatting pit of the toilet, two young men were squatting there with bare white buttocks, and seeing Xue Pu's arrival was like seeing relatives: "Eh! Brother Xue, you are here. We're both going to squat and prolapse our anuses. ”
“...”
Xue Pu had no choice but to see that the two were not lying, so he handed the paper to the two.
scolded in his heart: "These two unlucky children have the style of my youth!" ”
The two of them scratched their heads embarrassedly: "Hey, hey, thank me, Brother Xue." ”
"Thank you, let's go back to class!" Xue Pu motioned for the two of them to go back, and said in his heart that there was really a day of trouble.
While walking, Xue Pu analyzed the case, looked at the wreaths and cards laid by the students outside the classroom to commemorate the deceased, and couldn't help but ask the two: "What is special about Song Qiaobing and Su Xiaoyu before and after their disappearance?" ”
Jiang Xi sighed, Han Dong scratched his head and said, "Hey, hey, teacher, I'll talk to you after school." ”
Let's say that after school in the evening, Xue Pu did not press the class, nor did he make up the class, but used the strange technique to cover the entire school, and he arrived in time once his classmates had an accident.
The little fox was asked out by a few rich male classmates from the outside class to go out to eat Malatang.
I saw that after getting off work, Han Dong swaggered in from outside the office door, and Xue Pu and the student looked at each other.
Xue Pu yawned: "Tell me, what do you know?" ”
Looking at Han Dong's smiling face, Xue Pu seemed to foresee something bad.
“...”
"I'm going to have a barbecue!!" Han Dong came up and said, his expression was extremely shameless, but he didn't have the slightest embarrassment, and even a little arrogant.
"Damn, you kid playing with me."
I saw Han Dong smirk: "Hehe, Brother Xue, let's be honest with you, I have long seen that you are not a real teacher, you and the little beauty mixed into our school, just to investigate the case, if you don't invite me to dinner, I will tell you that the relationship between you and the little beauty will break out, and when the whole school comes to spread a teacher-student relationship, I see how you can be a teacher!" ”
Xue Pu's eyelids couldn't help but tremble, swallowing foam, his own thick skin is nothing, the little fox can't let her be wronged at all, and immediately said: "You can choose which barbecue you want..."
Han Dong smiled solemnly, and immediately applauded and said, "Brothers, come out." ”
I saw that outside the classroom door, four or five boys walked in, including Jiang Xi, Zheng Bin, and three boys with the same name and surname named Zhao Peng.
Jiang Xi laughed and said, "Hey, hey, thank me Brother Xue for being generous." ”
Zheng Bin smiled: "Let's go, Brother Xue, my family has opened a awesome barbecue restaurant, go to my place to eat!" ”
Xue Pu's face trembled, and he found that he had been tricked by these boys again.
Five young men, developing in puberty, what kind of meal is that, a high-end Korean barbecue, mutton and beef are eaten one plate after another, not to mention other barbecued seafood oysters, format food.
All of them were like long whales sucking the sea, and the plates on the table were stacked several times, and the foodies on the table next to them couldn't help but pick up their mobile phones to take pictures.
These boys even ate and took it, and they ate with a round belly before they stopped.
Xue Pu's purse was also swept away by them, and he was scolded by the little fox when he went home.
"I said, brothers, have you eaten or drunk, can you tell me what you know."
Han Dong picked his teeth arrogantly: "Tut-tut....", and slowly said everything he knew recently.
Song Qiaobing and Su Xiaoyu are two famous school girls of the school, Song Qiaobing was signed by the performing arts company, and is ready to apply for the drama academy after graduation, and make her debut as an idol artist.
Although Xue Pu doesn't pay much attention to celebrity idols, he has also seen this cute-looking but charming little girl on social media.
The eyes are big and a little weird, and the mouth is very playful.
And Su Xiaoyu is a well-known prodigy, counting the thirteen-year-old after the end of this year's college entrance examination, she went to the second year of high school, and all the grades are top-notch, Tsinghua University, Peking University, Shanghai, Fudan are all promising seedlings.
Similarly, Su Xiaoyu is also a personal favorite little Lori, with a pure appearance, a slender and soft waist, and a pair of beautiful legs that are not lost to Song Qiaobing, and she is also a welfare Ji on Weibo. And Su Xiaoyu is also precisely Song Qiaobing's cousin.
Although her sister has a high status, she is approachable in the class and is a naughty joker in the class, while Su Xiaoyu is young but young and old, but she is the group pet in the class.
But no one would have thought that such a pair of beautiful girl sisters would die one after another within a few days, the elder sister was tragically killed in a car accident and was knocked into a puddle of minced meat, while the younger sister was raped and burned to a black and hard charred corpse.
According to Han Dong, his sister Song Qiaobing usually goes home by herself, but in the week before his accident, she made an appointment with friends outside the school to go home together.
Hearing this, Xue Pu couldn't help but ask, "Friends outside the school?" ”
"Uh-huh, yes! I think it's a boyfriend... What is it called Yu Boyi, the family is quite rich. Han Dong said.
Xue Pu asked again: "How long have the two of them been better?" ”
"Three or four years, but I don't think we've seen each other much."
According to the information given by Han Dong, Xue Pu called Chen Haopeng and asked him to quickly help find information about Boyi.
Knowing this, Xue Pu also got some useful clues.
He analyzed in his heart that the victim No. 2 Song Qiaobing had abnormal behavior before her death, which showed that she seemed to have realized that she was going to be chosen as a target.
And this boyfriend Yu Boyi is a clue to investigate, but as the second victim, she realized that she was killed, indicating that she must be related to the death of Du Shilei, the first person who was killed.
Among all the dead today, they are all young and beautiful girls from ordinary families, and if the murderer chooses the target purely for the purpose of being perverted, then the previous analysis will not be valid, so it is also necessary to investigate the relationship between Song Qiaobing and Du Shilei.
Suddenly, Xue Pu asked, "How much do you know about Du Shilei?" ”
"She's the graduating sister of the last year... I don't know, but he's our Ban Taoye's ex-girlfriend. ”
Jiang Xi complained: "What an ex-girlfriend, they have made an appointment, but Du Shilei and Yu Boyi seem to have been breaking their shoes!" ”
Hearing this, Xue Pu took the case: "What! It's Yu Boyi again! ”
He couldn't help but get up and leave, and on the other hand, he also called the little fox urgently.