There was no deafening sound of firecrackers, no congratulatory language from the guests, and after the suona hand stopped, the surroundings fell silent.

It was only at this time that the indifferent man said coldly to the sedan chair: "Madam, please get off the sedan chair." ”

The crying in the sedan chair immediately stopped, but there was no movement. The indifferent man waited for a moment and said, "Madam, don't delay the hour, or Mr. Cunning will be angry." ”

The girl in the sedan chair seemed to be very afraid that Mr. Cunning would be angry, and when she heard this, there was immediately a sound of soothing inside, and then the sedan chair tilted, and a girl wearing a red wedding dress and a red hijab walked out of it tremblingly.

She sobbed and said, "Don't be angry...... Please don't be angry, Mr. Cunning......"

When I said this, I clearly saw that the girl's body was like a sifting chaff, and I was trembling with fear to the extreme.

Think about it, a serious girl's family fell into the hands of a group of powerful ghosts dressed in human skin, and these powerful ghosts still like to eat people, I'm afraid everyone will be afraid of this, right?

I just don't know the girl's parents and relatives, and I don't know what kind of husband I found for her.

As soon as the bride got out of the sedan chair, two older women came and grabbed her by the arm, and dragged her towards the front without saying a word.

I saw that the bride's legs and feet were sore, and her body was trembling, and I couldn't help but feel angry in my heart, but I thought that I had never even seen Mr. Cunning, so I immediately forcibly suppressed it again.

Anyway, the bride won't enter the cave room for a while, and she will talk about this cunning gentleman first.

When the indifferent man saw the two women leaving with the bride on his back, he turned to the men around him and said, "Invite the guests to their seats." ”

The so-called banquet is actually a dozen tables placed on a flat ground, and the tables are piled with chickens, ducks, fish, and meat, as well as boxes of beer and liquor.

There were dozens of braziers around, poured with gasoline, burning violently, and the banquet was shining. It's just that the color of the flame is a bit dark, and it is obvious that some other materials are mixed in to neutralize the masculine properties of the flame.

Come to think of it, the flame can burn evil spirits, and the guests who come here don't have a few good things, so if they don't do something on the flames, I'm afraid no one will dare to sit on the banquet.

Fei Wutou and I were the last two guests to arrive, and we were led into the venue by the indifferent man. At the entrance of the banquet, there was an old man holding a brush who was receiving congratulatory gifts, and when he saw us coming, he knocked on the table impatiently.

I know this is asking us for a congratulatory gift, after all, on the day of Mr. Cunning's big day, you just bring a mouth, I'm afraid it's a little unreasonable, right?

Concubine Wutou took out a bloodshot jade pendant from his arms, gently placed it on the table, and smiled on his face: "I heard that Mr. Cunning is overjoyed, and the contemptible Concubine is headless, on behalf of the Headless City to congratulate Mr. Cunning." ”

The old man touched the jade pendant, his eyes immediately lit up, he hurriedly put it away, and with a stroke of his pen, he wrote the names of Fei Wutou and Headless City.

I watched coldly from the sidelines, saying in my heart that the concubine had no head to seek refuge, and she really paid for it. That jade pendant is not simple, it is an evil jade worn by the deceased.

Evil jade can nourish evil energy, and it is most suitable for dirty things to nourish the soul. Usually, if a piece appears, it will cause the dirty things to fight, even at the cost of their lives.

After the old man put away the evil jade, he looked at me coldly. Looking at his greedy look, I couldn't help but feel angry in my heart.

You must know that I am an exorcist, and unlike the bastard of the concubine headless, the things on my body are not only good products that can be used, but also what exorcists are good at.

If I take out something good, just the dissipation of yang energy will make the cannibalistic ghosts present drink a pot. I'm going to have to be blasted out.

But he didn't give a congratulatory gift, and looking at the old man's meaning, it seemed that he wouldn't let me in.

I thought about it, reached into my backpack and felt for a while, and took out a porcelain vase from it. When the porcelain vase was opened, the fragrance of acacia flowers came out.

It's made from the water of an underground river that never sees the light of day, combined with a fern that never sees the sun, and it's one of the favorite drinks of the lonely ghosts.

When I took it out, the old man's face changed instantly. You must know that the water of the River Styx is not easy to come by, and it takes a living person to make it. But the living don't have much demand for the water of the River Styx, and at best, exorcists who raise ghosts will carry it with them.

And although the lonely ghosts are very thirsty for the water of the Styx, they are not capable of making it.

I whispered, "Wandering murderer, Zhang San!" ”

The name Zhang San is naturally fabricated, otherwise Mr. Cunning hates decent exorcists the most, and if he knew that I was a person from the Yin and Yang Shop, he would swallow me alive.

I'm not afraid of him, but I haven't figured it out yet, and I don't want to make a big deal out of it.

Fei Wutou sneered and glanced at me, and I glared back fiercely, my warning was obvious, if this bastard dared to expose me, I would have to pull him into the water first.

I don't know if Fei Wutou is jealous of me, or if he has another reason, but he just laughed, turned his head and said nothing.

After sending the congratulatory gifts, someone arranged for the two of us to go to the banquet. I glanced left and right, and saw that the thirteen tables were filled with strange shapes...... Person?

It's a bit of a fact that it's not like it's human. While most of the guests at the table were alive, some of them were old and spirited.

Some of the spirits didn't even have the ability to shapeshift, and they sat in their chairs and munched on their heads.

As far as the eye could see, a large swarthy wild boar and a furious fox were sitting at a table. Seeing me and my concubine coming in headless, she stared at us up and down with a pair of narrow eyes.

The seats for the guests were interesting, people sat together, ghosts and ghosts sat together, zombies and zombies shared the table, and spirits and spirits were also clustered together.

I am a living person, and I can barely be considered half a living person without a head. So we were placed at the same table. At this table, there were also three dark-faced weirdos.

One of the weirdos had a pothole-ridden face, as if he had been bitten by something. He seemed to be disdainful of outsiders like us, and turned his head and snorted.

With this hum, I saw his nostrils and ears with a few strange insects with many legs coming out of his ears.

The worms crawled out of his nose, out of his mouth, out of his ear, out of the other.

One of the worms sensed the breath of the living and was still crawling on his face, waving its teeth and claws at me and my concubine.

But this strange man is still casually stretching out his chopsticks to pick up vegetables, and his face is full of nonchalant.

I almost vomited the overnight meal in disgust, and then hurriedly turned my head, secretly swearing in my heart that even if I starved to death, I would never eat a bite of food!

Except for this strange man, the other two people seemed much more normal, except that one was pale and the other was sallow. The pale-faced man was cold and impersonal, sitting there alone without saying a word.

The sallow-faced one smiled lovely, then laughed twice, and coughed violently, and the spit sprayed on the table.

He smiled and said to the two of us, "My name is Qin Fen, and it's a pleasure to meet you." ”

I hurriedly covered my mouth, this guy looked sick, and his mother's coughing spit was all over the table, I'm afraid there is a contagion, right?

When Qin Fen saw me covering my nose, he didn't blame, but said with a smile: "There is no infectious disease, there is no thing!" I hurt my lungs when I was a child, and I'm sick, hehe. ”

He said it lightly, but I didn't dare to defy the law, if there really was any infectious disease, wouldn't I regret dying?

Qin Fen saw me leaning sideways and holding his breath, but he was used to it. He smiled and said, "Since everyone is a friend of Mr. Cunning, then they are also friends with each other. Two people, drink one? ”

I shook my head like a rattle, determined not to touch anything on the table. Who the fuck are these people? A head full of bugs, a sick man who is coughing and dying, and a pale face who doesn't say a word, where is there a normal person?

Fei Wutou glanced at me, and he didn't think that the wine and food on the table were dirty, so he touched a glass with Qin Fen when he picked it up, he smiled at Qin Fen, and then drank it.

The concubine said, "Ignore him, he's here to make up the numbers." ”

Qin Fen didn't think about it, and said, "Make up the numbers? The old man guarding the door didn't think so, who could get on the table if he didn't send something good? ”