Chapter 94:
Qin Fen was a talker, and although he coughed badly, he still couldn't hide his desire to speak. That's fine, Fei Wutou and I are both newcomers, and we don't know much about the situation in Cunning King Village, and we also know a lot of things with him talking non-stop here.
According to Qin Fen, Mr. Cunning's marriage was originally arranged during the day, but many of the guests present could not come out during the day, so it was arranged at night.
I think that's true, and if it were really during the day, I'm afraid half of the guys wouldn't be there.
I saw that Qin Fen had a strong desire to speak, so I whispered, "I heard that the bride is a seventeen-year-old girl? I just don't know what it looks like? ”
As soon as he talked about this, Qin Fen's face was full of excitement and said, "Let me tell you two, you can come to today's wedding scene, it is really a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation!" Our bride, that's not easy! ”
When I heard Qin Fen say that it was not simple, my heart immediately moved, and my heart said Could it be that this bride is also a person with a great background?
I deliberately pouted and said, "Blessings? No matter how good the bride is, it's still Mr. Cunning's wife, right? It has nothing to do with us. ”
Qin Fen looked at me like a monster and said, "Dude, new here, right?" ”
This person was very eager to talk, and when he saw that I didn't care, he whispered, "This is the seventeenth lady of Mr. Cunning, and it is a rare extreme yin constitution. Mr. Cunning met her three years ago, and it took three years for her to grow up and prepare to marry. ”
Fei Wutou asked, "What do you say?" ”
Qin Fen said: "I really don't know how you came to Mr. Cunning's wedding? Don't you know that Mr. Cunning is very generous, and his wife, it is to be distributed to all the guests! ”
I listened to the creepy that my wife wants to share it with the guests? I'm afraid this person isn't a pervert, right?
Qin Fen showed a yearning look on his face and said, "Mr. Cunning marries a wife every year, and each of them is a carefully selected girl with delicious flesh. The last time I was only fourteen years old, after I got married, I couldn't wait to share it with everyone that night, tsk, that taste, you don't know! ”
I was shocked and said, "Eat? ”
Qin Fen said as a matter of course: "Of course I ate it, otherwise I would pick it up and raise it?" Mr. Cunning said that since everyone came to the wedding, they were his friends. He likes to use his wife to entertain his friends the most. ”
I said, "But, Mr. Cunning said again...... No cannibalism for three days......"
Qin Fen smiled: "This is the shrewdness of Mr. Cunning, ordinary people, even if they are four or five-year-old children, although the meat is delicious, it is not a pure yin physique after all." What kind of physique is Mr. Cunning's wife? If you eat too much, it is possible to live forever, and Mr. Cunning asked everyone not to eat people for three days, that is to clean up the stomach and adjust the breath. Only by enjoying it in this way can everyone have an endless aftertaste. ”
He pouted and said, "More than half of the guests here have tasted the fresh, so Mr. Cunning married and rushed over with a congratulatory gift." What are you trying to do? Don't you want to eat a bite of meat? ”
My heart was furious when I listened, grandma! I thought Mr. Cunning was just robbing the people's girls! I didn't expect to take out my wife and share it with everyone!
In other words, if there is no accident, this bride will be eaten by everyone tonight?
What I thought in my heart, the momentum on my body involuntarily revealed a little, and the buggy weirdos and white-faced men always looked sideways at me.
Thinking that these two bastards were also people who had eaten Mr. Cunning's new wife, I glared at them without hesitation and scolded them in my heart.
Qin Fen whispered: "Big brother, don't worry, Mr. Cunning is very fair, everyone will take care of it." Don't steal other people's meat to eat, you'll be killed. ”
I sneered, "It means that I can rob it?" ”
Qin Fen swallowed his saliva and said, "Naturally, you can rob it, but everyone has come all the way here, isn't it just for this mouthful of meat?" If you grab meat from others, they will fight with you. Speaking of which, Mr. Cunning doesn't care about this, whoever grabs it is who's whoever. ”
The subtext is that as long as you have a big fist here, you can kill the opponent and swallow the opponent's meat! And Mr. Cunning doesn't care, I'm happy to see it!
My eyes flashed, and the headless woman who was looking at me involuntarily moved away from me a little, and cursed a madman in my mouth.
Yes, I'm crazy. In my opinion, these bastards who want to eat human flesh are damned! Even if I pull out the broken sword today, I have to avenge the innocent girls who were eaten!
My mind is clear, but my mind is much clearer. Before Mr. Cunning came, I sat down in my chair and closed my eyes, feeling hungry, so I ate some compressed biscuits in my bag.
The guests were very patient, eating and drinking, while waiting for Mr. Cunning to come over. About half an hour later, I suddenly heard someone laughing heartily: "I'm sorry everyone, I'm late." ”
When I looked up, I saw a man in a black suit laughing and walking towards the guest seat.
I think this person is Mr. Cunning.
Compared with those strange-shaped demons and monsters, Mr. Cunning looks like a sword-eyed and handsome mess. He was long, fair-skinned, and wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses.
The only thing that made people feel uncomfortable was that when he opened his mouth, a pair of pitch-black teeth were exposed.
Zhang Wuren once told me that if you eat too much, your teeth will turn black, and it is said that the soul of the deceased is unwilling and does not want to let go of her enemy.
But according to Zhang Wuren's analysis, it may be that human flesh contains some special chemical components, and if you eat too much, it will react chemically with your teeth and turn black.
I looked Mr. Cunning up and down, and the first-time guests were watching him. Only a few regulars stood up and congratulated Mr. Cunning on their wedding.
Even the fat pig weighing hundreds of pounds snorted and chirped a few times.
Mr. Cunning smiled on his face, hugged his fists at everyone, and said, "Everyone came to Cunning King Village to attend my wedding, that is to look up to me as a cunning person." However, today's meat banquet may have to be postponed, so I apologize to you first. ”
The guests couldn't help but stir, and someone said: "Mr. Cunning, in the past ten years, the meat banquet has never been postponed, can you tell us the reason this time?" ”
Mr. Cunning smiled slightly and said, "It's not that someone is cunning to put up a fight and manipulate everyone. It's really because there is still a very important guest who has not yet arrived, so I can only grieve everyone and wait. ”
Mr. Cunning's words were very polite, but the tone was unquestionable. Although the guests were anxious to eat the bride's meat, they sat down helplessly in their chairs when they heard Mr. Cunning say this.
However, many people whispered, speculating about who had such a big face and could make Mr. Cunning wait so respectfully.
Qin Fen coughed excitedly several times, listening to my beautiful legs, I'm afraid this guy will die directly at the banquet, right? Just this sick seedling, what kind of human flesh do you eat!
While he was maliciously speculating, Qin Fen finally took a breath, and he said excitedly: "Dude! You've been so lucky! You know? The person who can make Mr. Cunning delay and wait is definitely an amazing existence! Tsk, I'm afraid we're going to have a long time seeing today! ”
The concubine muttered, "So powerful? ”
Qin Fen said disdainfully: "Of course it's amazing!" Do you know? At that time, Mr. Blacktooth wanted to come and taste the bride's meat, but he was blocked by someone from the Special Crime Department on the way and was late. Mr. Cunning didn't wait for him, and didn't even leave him a mouthful of soup. ”
"Who is Mr. Blacktooth? That's the ancestor of the cannibalistic world! It is said that he has 36 ways to eat people alone, and he really eats out of the realm and eats out of authority. If a person like him can come to the wedding, he should be Mr. Cunning's honored guest, but what does Mr. Cunning say? He said that a person who does not observe the time is not qualified to eat his wife's meat! ”
I've heard of Mr. Blacktooth, the fourth-ranked murderer on the murder list, and the one who all exorcists want to kill as quickly as possible. It is said that he began to eat people when he was seven or eight years old, first eating his parents, then his brothers and sisters, and then he had the ability to hunt living people wantonly, and ate them secretly.
Because he eats human flesh all year round, his teeth are as black as ink. The Special Crime Department chased him several times, but failed to catch him, but he seized the opportunity to run into Myanmar.
Such a peerless murderer, Mr. Cunning actually said that if he didn't wait for him, he wouldn't wait for him? Wouldn't the guest he was waiting for even more powerful?
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