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If it weren't for the accident that happened with the group that day, maybe Du Jianguo's life would have continued like this. It was a normal Sunday, and for the guide, Sunday was the equivalent of a working day. Du Jianguo stood at the door of the hotel as usual and waited for the guests to come to the door, and saw Tian Lei's spaceship slowly driving to the tarmac from a distance, slowly opening the hatch, and a group of gray-haired elderly friends slowly walked out of their heads, wearing the little red riding hood of the travel agency. "Yes, it's another group of big babies" Du Jianguo muttered while throwing away the cigarette butts, put on a smiling face and walked up to the crowd, and said loudly, "Hello everyone, I am your tour guide Dongfang Hezhe, you can call me Dongfang or call me Hezhe." In the next 7 days, I will be your tour guide, I hope you can have a pleasant trip, the following will send you a room card, and the passengers who click on the name please come to pick up the room card!" Because compared with his real name, the screen name "Dongfang Hezhe" is more well-known among the elderly group, so he generally introduces himself by introducing the screen name.

After gathering everyone together and introducing himself, Du Jianguo began to name him: "Liu Zixin" and "to" An old lady stepped forward to sign, and Du Jianguo gave the room card. "Li Minghao" "to!" an old man came to get the room card, "Zhou Haoyu" "to!" another old man came to sign in to get the room card, "Pi Ruoqi" "to!" A strong old lady came to get the room card......

The group of 15 people has an average age of 75 years old, and the names are all old names. After the roll call, Du Jianguo began to explain the precautions for traveling to the moon: 1, all actions are arranged by the tour guide, each scenic spot will leave you time to take pictures, dangerous places can not go, can not litter, garbage classification is thrown into the trash can of the tour bus 2, tell the tour guide about their chronic diseases such as diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, as well as the medicine that needs to be taken, and what are the taboos. 3, send everyone a bracelet, there is a red and a blue button on it, in any position on the moon, as long as you press the red button, you can connect to Du Jianguo's channel to speak, press the blue button and a medical ambulance will rush to your position, don't lose the bracelet.

After the explanation, Du Jianguo asked everyone to go back to the room to rest, have breakfast from 8 to 9 o'clock the next morning, and set off at 9 o'clock. Everyone did not rest, and under the leadership of Pi Ruoqi, they danced a square dance at the entrance of the hotel. Anyway, it's the off-season, and there are no people in the hotel, Du Jianguo is also happy to watch them dance, adding some popularity to the travel agency, he can't help but join the dancing team when he looks at it...... It wasn't until late at night that the people slowly dispersed.

The next morning, we gathered in the hotel lobby and ate a nostalgic breakfast, which was claimed to be a meal eaten during the American moon landing in the 20th century, but it was actually a 20th century airplane meal. A pitiful amount of butter, a small piece of bread, a small cup of yogurt, a small bag of beef jerky, all gone. It can be seen that the members of the group are not very happy to eat, Du Jianguo can only comfort the passengers, saying that every tourist who goes to the moon for the first time, the first meal must be such a commemorative meal, nostalgic for the first human being on the moon. In the future, the food will be much better, and everyone will experience life, and the members will happily eat breakfast. Pi Ruoqi quietly asked Du Jianguo if this butter was an antique, and she looked at several members of the group who quietly packed several pieces. Du Jianguo said no, just take it, Pi Ruoqi happily put a few pieces of butter in his pocket. After eating, Du Jianguo took the group members to visit the Moon Museum, which now adds a variety of photos and videos in addition to the holographic starry sky map to introduce the development of the moon by human beings.

The museum's subsequent itinerary was newly added based on customer feedback, such as the Apollo 11 moon landing, and a footprint was made of cement on the ground near the moon landing site, saying that it was left by the first Chinese to land on the moon, but in fact, Du Jianguo carved it himself. After that, the scenic spot is more Chinese and Western, there is the inscription activity of the crater, and the newly built Guanghan Palace scenic spot, this scenic spot is built by Wang Qianyuan to find Master Sun, the style is an ancient Chinese wooden house, there is an osmanthus tree in it, and a group of rabbits. Xingtu Travel Agency's flower Li Xiaomei dressed up as Chang'e to accompany everyone to take pictures. If you want, you can also dress up as Chang'e or Wu Gang to take selfies, 30 yuan at a time. The dinner on this day was held at the Guanghan Palace scenic spot, and the main dish was spicy rabbit head, and the guests who were not used to eating it ate stewed rabbit meat. These rabbits are all free-range in Guanghan Palace, because it is not a zero-gravity breeding here, so the taste of rabbit meat is similar to that on earth, and it is more chewy.

After dinner, Du Jianguo sent the guests back to the room and went to Wang Qianyuan to discuss, saying that although this "retro plane meal" attempt was more cost-effective, it was more humble. Now the moon travel is not as fierce as before, and the competition is fierce, so don't be too deductible in food. Wang Qianyuan nodded yes, and the next day everyone finally had a high-standard buffet breakfast. What made Du Jianguo cry and laugh was that everyone said that they wanted to eat the plane meal like yesterday, and Du Jianguo had no choice but to tell everyone that the plane meal was just an experience project, only one meal. I thought that the psychology of this consumer is really elusive, and I still don't want to do much.

The project of this day is to visit the crater and the farm to feed the cattle, which is a unique project of Xingtu, and many customers come for this service. The cattle here are fed with brains full of fat, floating around in the sky, and gliding over when they see people, Du Jianguo sometimes worries about whether there will be any accidents when he is hit by this cow. After feeding Niu Du Jianguo, he immediately guided the tourists to the self-pay project, the moon souvenir shop. This is a joint project with Liu Qilin, which sells some dolls around the moon, there are keychains, and there are bracelets that are claimed to be made of moon rocks, in fact, Du Jianguo purchased them from the Yiwu small commodity wholesale market.

The first few days of the trip went as smoothly as ever, but the problem was the last day of the "River Valley Adventure" program. The river valley was dug by the travel agency itself, and it was originally a depression behind the hotel to put the stones brought by Wang Miqiu. In fact, after the opening of the souvenir shop, everyone thought that the project of picking up stones to make souvenirs could be cut, but Wang Qianyuan felt that since everyone had brought the stones, it was better to build a scenic spot as originally planned. The depression was widened and deepened a little more to make it look like a dry river beach, which is also a response to the legend that the moon once had natural water. There are large and small stones scattered in the river beach, some of which Wang Miqiu did not know where to bring them, and some of which were brought from the earth. Miscellaneous piles are there for visitors to pick up and play here.

Most of the tourists are not very interested in picking up rocks, so they take two photos and leave. But the group seemed to be very interested in this project, and Du Jianguo watched the group of old children bouncing around the river beach with a cigarette in his mouth, and felt that his mental age seemed to be older than them.

When it was time to gather, a group of team members excitedly shared their trophies with everyone, and they basically picked up rain flower stones, after all, this kind of stone is the most beautiful. But there was one person who was different, Pi Ruoqi carried a huge pebble one person high and walked briskly, the minotaur who seemed to be wielding an enhanced totem in the World of Warcraft.

Du Jianguo hurriedly stepped forward to take Mrs. Pi's stone, and almost flashed his waist. This stone must be at least 200 catties, I really don't know where this old lady came from to carry it so hard.

Du Jianguo slowed down for a moment and said, "Your old man really has the strength to hold such a big stone." ”

Mrs. Pi said proudly: "What is this? I was an athlete when I was young, and I carried everything heavier than this." ”

Du Jianguo was a little speechless, thinking that if this was a fulcrum for her, she would probably be able to carry the entire moon home. Du Jianguo was afraid that this stone would rip off the paint of the spaceship, so he said: "You can't bring this stone back, it's too big." ”

Mrs. Pi said angrily: "Why? Aren't you here to let people pick up stones? If others can bring it, I can't?"

Du Jianguo said: "Everyone else is a small stone, put it in your pocket and take it back, what's the use of you bringing such a big stone? And there is no place to put it." ”

Mrs. Pi said: "You don't have a rule that you can only bring small stones, not big stones." I have an eye for this stone, and I want to bring it back to be a backing stone, what's in your way?"

Du Jianguo persuaded Mrs. Pi, saying that the stones here were actually dug up by us from the earth, and there are many such stones on the earth, so there is no need to "export to domestic sales". However, Mrs. Pi seemed to have eaten the scales and was heartbroken, and said that she would bring the stone back.

Du Jianguo had no choice but to say: "You can't fit such a big stone suitcase." If you must bring it, you can only buy another ticket for the stone, and you will have to pay for the whole time if the ship is bumpy and the stone hits people or touches the paint. ”

Mrs. Pi said: "Why do you want to buy a ticket? I bought a round-trip ticket in your company, and you have to add money again at this time, isn't it a black shop? This is a stone and not a person, can you issue an invoice after buying a ticket? I want to go to the consumer association to sue you!" Although she said that, Mrs. Pi had already carried the stone and walked back, looking like she was going to put it back.

Du Jianguo didn't speak, he knew that there was no need to fight with the guests at this moment. The company has been open for so long and has not been complained, if this old woman really complains to some consumer association, then she will not become a sinner of the company? He lit a cigarette, squinted at the figure of the old lady carrying the stone, and thought to himself that if only he had such physical strength at this age.

Seeing that Mrs. Pi was about to disappear, a loud roar suddenly sounded among the customers behind her: "Slow!" As soon as the words fell, I saw an old man rushing towards Mrs. Pi like an arrow from the string. Du Jianguo remembered that this old man seemed to be called Zhou Haoyu, and he was usually quiet, and he didn't know what was going on here.

After a while, Mrs. Pi came back with the stone again, and Old Man Zhou followed her, like Yang Zhi who escorted the birthday gang in "Water Margin". Without waiting for Du Jianguo to speak, Old Man Zhou preemptively said: "The contemptible surname is Zhou, and he worked in the Institute of Paleontology before he retired. I think this stone is very unusual, it looks like a paleontological fossil, so I plan to take it back and study it. ”

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Wang Xijia imagined an old woman carrying a boulder on her shoulder, and only felt a little funny.