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Du Jianguo thought to himself, although I am not a scientist, but I have also gone to university and received a higher education, how dare you lie to me like a fool? What kind of paleontological fossils look like this? But he didn't want to waste his tongue with these old babies, so he just nodded and said: "Yes, then you can make up the ticket, this stone must buy a ticket." ”

Old man Zhou paid for the ticket and said, "Hello, please issue an invoice, and the title of the invoice should be written to the World Paleontology Research Center." ”

Du Jianguo said: "Our machine is broken, and we can only open and tear up invoices in the past two days." As he spoke, he took out a stack of invoices from his pocket, pulled two at random, and handed them to Old Man Zhou.

Old man Zhou took the invoice and said, "I will definitely go to the consumer association to sue you." After saying that, he let Mrs. Pi carry the stone into the spaceship.

Du Jianguo and the others all entered the spaceship, and waited until the spacecraft took off, then they spat and said: "If you fall in love, you will be my grandson!"

After taking this group, Du Jianguo felt that he was a little tired and wanted to change his mind. I went to discuss with Wang Qianyuan about changing shifts, and assigned the group to solicit customers by himself, and let Wang Qianyuan lead the group as a tour guide. Wang Qianyuan agreed, and the two discussed some new projects. Du Jianguo said: "I think these elderly people are quite superstitious, should we add a fortune-telling business? ”

Wang Qianyuan nodded and said: "I think this is okay, in fact, there are a lot of tarot cards for the elderly now, so they can learn constellations and get a crystal ball." When the guest loves to measure the yin and yang characters, we will measure the yin and yang characters for him, and if he loves to see the astrolabe, we will show him the astrolabe. ”

Du Jianguo said: "The constellation is good, we can actually do a project to circumnavigate Mercury and break the water retrograde." ”

Wang Qianyuan said: "Put the water reversal in advance, and the old Liu Gang of the farm called me and said that I could make a cosplay there in combination with the legend of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and you can see if you can get a set of Cowherd's outfits." In addition, he is also going to get a few horses and do a project to ride in an air carriage. You go back to the earth to see if the carriage is made into a pumpkin carriage or a golden carriage, if it is a pumpkin carriage, you can follow the path of Cinderella, and Cinderella will let Mao Mao play it. The Golden Carriage follows the path of the Queen of England, but the Queen's outfit is more difficult to handle, and she may have to get a few bearskin hats. Go and see, I'm leaning towards the pumpkin carriage......"

The two of them were chatting, and suddenly an official spaceship came out of the door, and two young people in suits and ties came down and asked who was the person in charge of Xingtu Travel Agency?

Du Jianguo thought to himself, could it be that the group of old men and old ladies really went to the Consumer Association to report it, so he gave Wang Qianyuan a look and asked him to top it first.

Wang Qianyuan said: "I am, do you have something to do?"

Xiao Young said: "Hello, we are from the Institute of Biology, and we want to know something from you, did you find this stone?"

Du Jianguo and Wang Qianyuan got together to take a look, and the photo was the stone that Mrs. Pi carried back. Du Jianguo was relieved to see that it was not from the Consumer Protection Association, and asked, "It's our stone, what's wrong?"

The young man said: "Please come back to Earth with us, because this stone has signs of extraterrestrial life." The stakes are very high, and the leader would like to know a little about the two of you. ”

Seeing that the person who came was not from the Consumer Protection Association, Du Jianguo immediately relieved himself. If you hear about a unit like a biological research institute that you have never heard of, it is even more inappropriate. And what Xiao Young said in the end about extraterrestrial life or something, made Du Jianguo feel that these buddies either had bad brains or came to make up stories to deceive.

Du Jianguo cleared his throat and said, "Hello, our company is busy, and I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." Please do not disturb the normal operation of the travel agency, thank you for your cooperation. ”

Xiao Young said: "Brother, our leader is really looking for you for something." ”

Du Jianguo said: "If your leader has anything to tell me, let him tell me by himself, so let's do it, I'll give you a business card, just call if you have something." After speaking, he waved his hand like a fly, and followed Wang Qianyuan to the company lobby.

The young man chased after him reluctantly, grabbed the corner of Du Jianguo's clothes, and said, "Hey, brother, I really have something to do with you, you wait......"

Du Jianguo turned around and said sharply: "Don't do it with me, you are not the same when I do it! You can't leave? If you don't leave, I'll call the police!" After speaking, he got into the hotel.

The two young men obviously had just joined the work and had no experience in dealing with this situation, so they were at a loss at the door of the hotel and kept calling for instructions. After making the call, I wanted to go into the hotel to look for someone, but Xiaomei stopped me, so I had to go back on the spaceship again.

Wang Qianyuan and Du Jianguo stood on the second floor and laughed at their distant figures, and the two old men were happy that they had played tricks on the two young men who had just graduated. In fact, with their social experience, they can determine that these two young people are not liars after a few conversations, but they still don't want to cooperate with these two young people, and sometimes adults are so bad taste.

Not long after Xiao Young left, Du Jianguo's phone rang, it was an invitation from a holographic video, and an unknown number called. Du Jianguo took it, and Zhou Haoyu's appearance appeared on the screen. Old man Zhou was dressed in a white coat, and his hair was not the same as when he came to travel, he was meticulously combed, like a scientist.

Zhou Haoyu said: "I heard that Manager Du and my two students had a bit of an unpleasant quarrel?"

Du Jianguo said: "I think I'm two liars, I don't know it's your student." They didn't say you sent it. ”

Zhou Haoyu didn't bother with Du Jianguo, but said: "It's their lack of experience, but it's really not a lie, you can open the news and see, the discovery of this extraterrestrial life is a big deal, do you remember where that stone came from?"

Du Jianguo said: "We have so many stones, how can I remember which one was found from, maybe it was dug up from the earth." Aren't you retired, why are you worrying about this extraterrestrial life?"

Zhou Haoyu said: "This discovery is more significant, so the unit rehired me again." In a few days, we will send a delegation to your base to inspect, and please receive Mr. Du, remember to prepare the invoice. ”

Du Jianguo agreed casually, then hung up the phone, and didn't take it too seriously. I thought that Professor Zhou was not a liar, but also a pseudo-scientist, or a citizen scientist. Nowadays, scientists like to make sensational news to attract attention, such as cracking Goldbach's conjecture and researching new weapons for dimensionality reduction. Let's just say that this extraterrestrial life, since the 20th century, it has been rumored that someone has seen aliens, and this rumor has not stopped for hundreds of years, and there is often news of alien traces in the newspapers. The last check was all faked, just to attract some attention, and I faked something weird. There is a lot of this kind of news, and when everyone hears the news of the discovery of extraterrestrial life, they scoff at it as if they had heard some kind of alchemy that turns stones into gold.

Du Jianguo opened the news and found that there was no news of Professor Zhou, all the reports were about the derailment of a certain star, and the box office hit the street of a certain movie. He had no choice but to search for Professor Zhou's name on the search engine, and finally found a small video, Professor Zhou pointed to the stone dug up behind the hotel and said excitedly that this was the first time in human history that extraterrestrial life was truly discovered, and this was a major discovery that changed the course of human history.

Du Jianguo dragged the fast-forward and watched it for two minutes before it was closed, thinking that this Professor Zhou was really a living treasure. However, his hype is also good for the travel agency, and maybe there will be many people who come here in search of "extraterrestrial life", just as many people like to go to Loch Ness to find the Loch Ness Monster. Maybe this star journey has made the "River Valley" attraction really become popular because of Professor Zhou's performance.

Compared with Du Jianguo's disdain for Professor Zhou's discovery, Wang Qianyuan still attaches great importance to Professor Zhou's call. Wang Qianyuan, who studied traditional medicine and made a living mainly by selling health products after graduation, was very interested in all kinds of pseudoscience. Whether it is the invention of a perpetual motion machine or the discovery of alien creatures, or the search for a meat reishi that can live forever in the vast universe, it represents human yearning for a better life and can be used to make a lot of money. He said to Du Jianguo seriously: "Jianguo, you are an Internet celebrity, you can use your popularity to help Professor Zhou transfer posts and improve his popularity." ”

Although Du Jianguo's ID Dongfang Hezhe does have a lot of fans, he still cherishes his feathers very much, and generally does not turn these messy things. But Wang Qianyuan is a good brother after all, and it is not easy to refute his face directly, so he said euphemistically: "Judging from my experience, it is too early to forward Professor Zhou's discovery, and wait for the news to ferment and ferment." It's better to wait for the scientific expedition team to come, and then I will promote it on the Internet synchronously, so that the effect is better. ”

Wang Qianyuan nodded and said, "Okay, you know more about things on the Internet than I do, so you can do whatever you say." Let's contact Professor Zhou about the reception of the expedition team, and prepare early, so as not to fail to issue invoices at that time. ”

Although preparations had been made in advance, when Professor Zhou led his scientific expedition team to the hotel, Du Jianguo was still surprised. This time, 5 or 6 transport ships came, and in addition to Professor Zhou, Mrs. Pi, who carried the stones back to the earth, also came. The rest of the staff, about 200 people, brought a lot of machinery and equipment, and set up tents around the hotel that day, as if they were going to do something big here. Du Jianguo greeted Professor Zhou and Mrs. Pi, and stood aside to watch them perform. I thought to myself that this old man made such a big battle this time, and it will be up to you how it ends.

After looking at it for a while, I found that these scientific researchers from the earth were really serious, everyone was wearing gas masks, white overalls, and shoe covers on their feet. These people are pulling a cordon everywhere, and they also have a detector that doesn't know what to detect. The stones in the "river valley" were also taken out by them for testing, one by one. Du Jianguo also muttered in his heart when he saw this movie-like scene: "Could it be that some extraterrestrial life has really been discovered here? Impossible, more than 700 years have passed since Magellan sailed around the world to prove that the earth is round." It has been almost 100 years since humans explored the universe with curvature spacecraft, and no extraterrestrial life has ever been discovered. How did you find it in such a pile of rocks?"

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Extraterrestrial life? Could this have something to do with the silent secrets of Atlantis? It's getting more and more interesting.