Nowadays, all kinds of news headlines on the Internet like to use some exaggerated or innovative headlines to attract netizens to click, and after clicking in, you will find that the content has nothing to do with the headline or has little connection, commonly known as "headline party." "A long-haired animal beats a human bone several times------ contents: three dozen white bone spirits; A celebrity buys drunk ----- alone on the street late at night: Drink a certain brand of soda. Everyone hates the title party, and when it is their turn to write the title, they can't help but investigate the user's click habits and which title types users will like. Today's Morning Star was really not interested in going home to discuss cooking skills with Li Chenger, so he walked straight into the Lanzhou ramen outside his community after work, and various titles flashed in Morning Star's mind at this time.

"Boss, let's have a bowl of covered noodles that makes people sad and tearful when they see it." Morningstar sat at the second table on the left, talked to the shopkeeper and sat down on the table and played with his phone, Morningstar looked at the headlines of various headlines on the Internet, and learned the habit of using questions to ask the headline party.

"Your scrambled eggs with onions are ready to be topped." In less than 5 minutes, the clerk Judley put the noodles in one hand and the soup in the other in front of Morning Star.

"Lao Jia, help me change the soup, I don't want to have a small taste of cumin today, I want to change the taste, bring me a big white soup, don't add anything, it's innocent." Morningstar often comes here to eat noodles, and he is very familiar with the boss and clerk.

"Okay. Do you want to give me another longan? Judley remembered the anime that his children often watched, and replied to Morning Star in passing.

"Master! Want! I want two. "Morning Star is also impressed by Lao Jia, the title party of all evils is everywhere.

After eating noodles at the noodle shop, Morningstar had a preliminary idea of his own leaflets and posters, and sent a message to Li Chenger to order takeout by himself. The title Morning Star has already been thought of, and it is called "From now on the police are passers-by." After doing a good job of promotional color pages, Morningstar began to design its own business card, using all-white commonly used styles, writing their own company and name, what to write about the position, thinking about Morningstar tentatively designated their position as "key account manager", and then wrote their contact information, and the business card was also done. The ppt that introduces the product is the one used by the gorilla to trick himself into the company.,The above content is very good! Otherwise, how could you deceive Morning Star?

Since there was no printer at home, after posting the things he had designed on WeChat, Morningstar was ready to go to the copy shop to print. There is a copy shop near the Jiayuan community, the owner's surname is Huang, the husband and wife operate, in order to support the family, Boss Huang takes a lot of business. If you haven't graduated from junior high school, but want a certificate of undergraduate diploma, please find Boss Huang; If you want to take sick leave, but you are not sick and want a sick leave certificate from the hospital, please find Boss Huang; If you have been single for ten years, suffer from straight male cancer, and want to find a girlfriend, please find Boss Huang's wife, and she will help you introduce.

"Yo! Boss Huang, you're eating curry beef rice, it smells good! "It was close to eight o'clock in the evening when Morningstar came to the copy shop, just in time for Boss Huang to have dinner.

"Hahaha, Xiao Chen, thanks to you teaching my mother-in-law two hands last time, I have this blessing, this time I want to take a few days off, tell my uncle, if you want to ask for a few days, just a few days! I do it for you". Boss Huang put down the dishes and chopsticks and walked to the computer with a smile.

"Brother Huang, I don't want to ask for leave this time, it's really to print something, just look at it and give some discounts." Morningstar logged in to his WeChat using the copy shop computer and sent the leaflets and business card documents to his mobile phone.

"This time I said it's free, it's free! By the way, how many are you going to play? Boss Huang skillfully opened the document sent by Morningstar, and then logged out of Morningstar's WeChat.

"This flyer gives me 500 printouts and 200 business cards." Morning Star was already a little impatient to see Boss Huang's next expression.

"Xiao Chen, I am old and young, it's not easy to make some money, my big baby got married this year, and the woman asked for a bride price of 500,000 yuan, which didn't cost me my life. Look at ......" Boss Huang was stunned for a moment, he didn't know what Morningstar was printing so much, and he didn't want to know, his face became a lot embarrassed.

"Brother Huang, didn't your eldest get married last year! Don't worry, it's not bad for money, you can print it. ”

"Okay! This prints. My baby got married for the second time this year. As soon as Boss Huang heard that he was not bad for money, his bitter gourd face instantly turned into an apple face. There was a noisy but not harsh printing sound in the copy shop, Morning Star sat at the small table where Boss Huang and his wife were eating, and discussed with the proprietress the different ways of braised duck, Morning Star was away from home for a long time, and his relatives in Tianhai City were also a cousin who came from his hometown to work hard.

Half an hour later, all the things that Morning Star wanted were printed, and the leaflets and business cards were all five cents a piece, seven hundred, or three hundred and fifty yuan. Morningstar scanned the QR code on the door, turned the money over, said thank you and was about to leave the store and go home, Boss Huang rummaged behind the computer desk for a while, found a simple notebook and gave it to Morningstar, which made Morningstar leave.

"Where did you go? What are you hugging? Why don't you cook and let me eat all this junk food? As soon as Chenxing entered the door, he was tortured by Li Chenger with three sentences. I saw Li Chenger sitting in the living room, paralyzed in the sofa, holding a chicken wing bucket in his arms, biting hard.

"Fried chicken wings, my favorite." Chenxing lazily answered Li Chenger's question, and after tossing back and forth, he was a little hungry, and gently put down the flyer in his hand and the business card in the box on the coffee table, and directly snatched the fin bucket in Li Chenger's arms.

"From now on, the police are passers-by?! What's that? Are you going to die? Li Chenger took a leaflet in his hand, wiped his greasy left hand a few times, and then spread out the crumpled paper with both hands.

"You're fooling around with those aunts all day long, and your brains are used on women. I'm on a business trip next week, and you can take care of the food yourself. Morning Star still ignored Li Chengji's stupid hat questions, picked up the remote control with his right hand and turned on the TV, changed to his favorite animal world, and listened to the classic sentence "Spring is coming, everything is recovering, and it is the season for animals to breed." ”

In the next three days, Morningstar stayed at home, searched the addresses of a large number of auto parts dealers on the Internet, divided the area and made notes, and wrote down those customers who needed to be visited in the notebook given to him by Boss Huang. Booked the hotel where he stayed on this business trip, sorted out the clothes and materials he needed to bring on the business trip, and repeated the words he had prepared in the mirror over and over again until there would be no jams, Morning Star looked at himself in the mirror, his body was majestic, his expression was elegant, his right hand drooped, and his left hand was slightly raised on his chest, and for a moment Morning Star felt that he was in the mirror, and it was Morning Star in the mirror who led him to speak. Finally, Sunday passed in the passionate preparation of the morning star, and now everything is in place, just waiting for Monday to come.