Part 20 Sister Matchmaker
So many people, so much love, so much romance, so many regrets!
O man! Why do we have to be married? Why do we have to have families?
I am healthy and feel good about myself, no one cares, no one vents, no one calls dear, no one says: "Husband-!" It's not too early, go to bed early! ”
Soak a bowl of instant noodles again, and then listen to Liu Ruoying sing "Later", why do you feel so sour in your nose?
The mobile phone beep beeped twice, which single woman can't sleep alone?
Xiao Han looked at the information, this one is one year older than himself, and his online name is Mingjing. Plus, maybe it's another Weaver Girl Story, or a meteor-like temptation, but what I'm looking forward to most is a meteorite-like fate.
Spiegel: Good evening, didn't disturb your rest?
Xiao Han: You don't care, lonely people don't go to bed too early!
Spiegel: Lonely people aren't in a good mood, are they?
Xiao Han: Except in dreams!
Spiegel: If you marry a daughter-in-law in your dream, you don't want to wake up from your dream.
Xiao Han: If you don't wake up from a dream, it's not a dream.
Spiegel: Life is a dream, if you don't wake up!
Xiao Han: What if you wake up? It's all over again!
Spiegel: There are more single dogs than stray cats in the world. Don't bow your head, you have to raise your head, scream a few times, and someone will follow you!
Xiao Han: Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang! See who's coming with me?
Spiegel: You stand on the street, pretend to be a person, don't pretend to be a dog, wear famous brands all over your body, and you don't love enough beautiful women.
Xiao Han: I don't love enough beauties, they all say that we are the best, and when we take off our human skin, they all come to beat me!
Spiegel: You're funny!
Xiao Han: What about the two of us saying "three and a half sentences"?
Spiegel: Hehe, you know it's difficult to get married after a divorce, right?
Xiao Han: I know, I'm very helpless!
Spiegel: Do you know why it's hard?
Xiao Han: My brain is a little messy, can you tell me?
Spiegel: First, because women can live as chic as they do not rely on men.
Xiao Han: Male and female see the same thing!
Spiegel: The second is because some men and women have lovers before the divorce, and once they divorce, they naturally come together, and this kind of person does not need to ask for marriage.
Xiao Han: Yes, they are not among the marriage seekers.
Spiegel: The third reason is that most of the divorced people have children, and the children take up their feelings, energy and finances.
Xiao Han: That's right!
Spiegel: Fourth, I always compare the opposite sex object with my ex, if it is not as good as my ex, it is difficult to accept it psychologically and facelessly.
Xiao Han: Especially women love this!
Spiegel: Fifth, it's basically not the first love, and it's difficult to have true love.
Xiao Han: But even if some people have been married, they have never had their first love, they may have married for the sake of getting married. Of course, this is in the minority.
Spiegel: Sixth, as long as you are divorced, your mentality is often unstable or problematic. The mentality itself is unstable, and it is naturally not easy to find it with your heart.
Xiao Han: Of course, there is no problem with mentality, who will get divorced? However, there are also many divorces because of incompatible personalities.
Spiegel: The most important reason is that people nowadays are too realistic, according to the old saying, in fact, "high does not succeed, low does not accept", this situation is not only for women, but also for men.
Xiao Han: In short, people's good impression of each other often depends on the material foundation, and the material foundation determines the success or failure of the marriage.
Spiegel: That's right!
Xiao Han: I don't think I'm very realistic, but why can't I find it?
Spiegel: How much have you talked about since your divorce? Be sure to tell the truth!
Xiao Han: Before the epidemic, I was introduced to two people, one was too short, and the other was a boy with a small size, both of which were not suitable. There have been a lot of talks online since the outbreak of the epidemic, but none of them are suitable.
Spiegel: Isn't that realistic for you?
Xiao Han: ...... me? By what you say, I admit that I'm also very realistic! However, there is a head nurse who I think is a good fit for me, but it is too far away. By the way, she told me a real story about a boy who turned into a girl.
Spiegel: Many people say they need to understand each other, but they often don't even know themselves.
Xiao Han: That's true!
Spiegel: Some people always say that "only the right one is the best," but in fact, they don't necessarily know what is suitable for them.
Xiao Han: I know what kind of woman is suitable for me.
Spiegel: Tell me about it.
Xiao Han: If you have a stable income, you can come to live with me......
Spiegel: Stop! Those with a stable income are generally fixed occupations, so how can she come to live with you? If she gives up her job, how can she have a stable income?
Xiao Han: Isn't it okay to be local?
Spiegel: That's fine, you go on.
Xiao Han: You don't need to be pretty, but at least you can have eyes.
Spiegel: That's not too much to ask.
Xiao Han: And then you know how to cook.
Spiegel: That's not too much to ask.
Xiao Han: Don't take a boy with you, because the burden is too heavy, and you won't have a good life in the future.
Spiegel: Understandable.
Xiao Han: Filial piety to the elderly, kind-hearted, easy-going, romantic, emotional, in the hall, down the kitchen......
Spiegel: Okay, don't say any more, if you add up all the requirements you said, I'm afraid you won't find it, and even if you do, you haven't divorced yet!
Xiao Han: I remember saying something like that about a woman? Am I like that too?
Spiegel: You also live in a world where the virus spreads, and your immunity may not be higher than others!
Xiao Han: Look at what you said, I seem to be vulgar.
Spiegel: An environment that is inseparable from material values, do you want to be vulgar? Of course, anyone can sing it on a high note, but whoever listens to it won't believe it.
Xiao Han: Isn't there real love now?
Spiegel: Yes! It is widespread among some of the lowest populations. For example, the most ordinary workers, farmers, or small traders and hawkers.
Xiao Han: That's right! How can many of us not see it?
Spiegel: Because people's eyes are always looking up, and the people at the bottom are silent, and they can't make any sound.
Xiao Han: Sister, I have to call you sister in the future, how do you know so much? I've always been conceited when I communicate with people, why do I think I'm so superficial when I meet you today?
Spiegel: That's right, call your sister! But I don't think I'm talking about it very deeply.
Xiao Han: Sister, we've been talking for a long time, and I don't know what you do?
Spiegel: In reality, people who know me call me Sister Matchmaker, and I have been a marriage agent for ten years!
Xiao Han: Damn! I said how did you analyze the marriage so thoroughly, it turns out that you are a professional matchmaker...... no, it's a matchmaker, hehe.
Spiegel: I don't know if you praise me or scold me, it doesn't matter.
Xiao Han: The little brother admires, how dare he be contemptuous. Sister, can you introduce me to a suitable lover?
Spiegel: Absolutely! But why don't you think of me when you're getting married?
Xiao Han: You? Sorry, I forgot, you're also married! Can I know more about you?
Spiegel: Just ask.
Xiao Han: Which city are you in?
Spiegel: You care about distance, don't you? Then let me tell you, my city is very large, with 9.6 million square kilometers!
Xiao Han: Humor! Are you also divorced?
Spiegel: I've been divorced five times!
Xiao Han: Mom! Sky! Oh, God!
Spiegel: You add the Buddha again.
Xiao Han: Anyway, I appreciate your honesty!
Spiegel: If you are scared away by me, it only means that your heart is not as broad as a woman like me.
Xiao Han: A strange woman who is hard to find in the world! What have you been through?
Spiegel: If everyone is a book, then what I have experienced and heard and seen, this book is a bound book of all kinds of marriage and love in the world.
Xiao Han: I don't know if I have the opportunity to read your book "All Kinds of Marriage and Love in the World"?
Spiegel: Actually, if you think of life as a book, then since you write it, you have to let others read it.
Xiao Han: I agree with you! However, many people are really like a grass, and they are not known until they die, and they are ordinary and ordinary in their inaction, and they will not talk about it to anyone even if they have any privacy.
Spiegel: Time flies. It's not too early, so let's rest early!
Xiao Han: Okay, what should I call you now?
Spiegel: In the future, let's call Sister Matchmaker, and the new beginning must have a new name.
Xiao Han: Okay, Sister Matchmaker! Good night then?
Spiegel: Good dreams, good night!
After hanging up the WeChat voice, Xiao Han walked to the window and looked at the sky full of stars, although his heart was open, he was unhappy.
Marriage creates a family, and the family reproduces human beings, from generation to generation, year after year. But once upon a time, love was no longer like starlight blinking, but people were always obscured by floating clouds.
Thinking of this, Xiao Han sighed, and then gently closed the curtains.
Put on a piece of music and bring yourself to sleep with a beautiful melody. A song of Richard Clayderman's "To Alice" rings softly!
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