The cake looked decent, it was still a double layer, and there was something that looked like cream, and the cream was also made of roses, and there was a special candle to indicate the age, because it didn't have Arabic numerals, so it was a number like "nineteen".

At this moment, the shopkeeper approached with the cart himself, and a fat face was shining in the candlelight, and Wen Zhen didn't know how much reward Yan Sui had to take to clear the Yuelou and make such a play.

When the cake arrived in front of her, Wen Zhen saw that the cake was also quite elegantly written with the words "Congratulations on your birthday, eternal succession", next to Xiao Er handed over the cake cutting knife, Wen Zhen squinted at the cake, she didn't believe it, without her solar electric small motor, who else in the world can make the original cake?

This glance shows the clue, and sure enough, the cream, which does not exist, is lard, white and greasy, and condenses on the cake. The cake is not enough, it is like a hard iron egg, and she can cut it in half with a knife, even if she has infinite strength.

Under the candlelight, the shopkeeper and Xiao Er, one fat and one thin, sweated with two faces, piled up a chrysanthemum-like laughing gully, opened their mouths, and squeaked and sang: "I wish you a happy birthday......"

Frightened Wen Zhen: "Stop! Hurry up and stop! ”

Spicy eyes and hurt ears, looking at other people's faces like mourning, did Yan Sui tie up other people's mothers?

The shopkeeper Xiao Er was amnesty, and hurriedly bowed down to congratulate the girl on her birthday, and ran away with oil on the soles of his feet, and muttered to Xiao Er while running the shopkeeper: "What is this doing?" Blowing the lamp and pulling the wax? ”

Yan Sui: "......"

Wen Zhen hahaha for a while, his face turned pale, and he turned to Yan Sui: "Why don't you sing the birthday song?" ”

Yan Sui's face did not change: "Everything is in the cake." ”

"Cake?" Wen Zhendong looked around, "Where?" ”

Yan Sui said: "Cake is a meaning. How can you give your secret recipe to a cat or a dog? ”

Wen Zhen knocked the cake with a knife, and his voice was solid. "I remember it doesn't seem like it's my birthday."

"It doesn't matter." Yan Sui said, "I met you on such a spring day. So it's worth celebrating. ”

Wen Zhen stopped talking, this is full of romance that makes people poor for words. For any little girl with a budding spring heart, she will be fascinated by the boundless coquettish creativity of the king at the moment.

But he seemed to have forgotten that the first time the two met was on the roof of the Liu family's house in Sanshui Town, and he hung her upside down under the gate of the Liu family, symmetrical with Wen Zhenzhen's corpse face to face.

The spring wind blew Wen Zhenzhen's face around and came face to face with her.

It was a wonderful and memorable encounter.

Wen Zhen felt that if he didn't turn over the old accounts at the moment, he was already the kindest reaction to his arrangement at the moment.

The candlelight on the lard iron egg flickered, and the huge nineteen words really reminded her that she had reached the age of an old virgin in Dongtang.

Although she felt that it was very funny, the two maids opposite were already very dreamy, and they almost held their hearts with their hands, and Caiyun said: "I have never seen such a birthday celebration, it is really chic and moving......

Cai Sang said: "The candlelight in this darkness, like a bright light in the midnight, the young lady reflected in the candlelight, is so beautiful and shining, and His Royal Highness's eyes are so delicate, full of young ladies, it seems that there are only two of them left in the world, I feel that my existence at the moment is really superfluous......"

Caiyun immediately said empathetically: "Then let's avoid it first." ”

Caisang: "Okay. Ah, it would be nice if someone celebrated my birthday like this......"

Wen Zhen: "Wait, how much money did he give you?" ”

……

The two maids did not quit in the end, because Yan Sui finally remembered what the scene was like when they first met, in order to avoid Wen Zhen's new hatred and old hatred from erupting together, he easily inserted the cake knife into his chest, which affected the rare atmosphere of today's heart-to-heart conversation, and His Royal Highness reluctantly allowed a cat and a dog to share his romance together.

But what he didn't expect was that there were more and more cats and dogs, and the army of the Cross Slope Bun Shop was gathering, and there was an all-round onlooker on the sample cake he made for Wen Zhen, Wen Zhen greeted everyone very warmly: "Come on, come on, Yan Sui will celebrate my birthday today, everyone will come to eat cake!" ”

Jun Moxiao rushed over when he heard the cake, and said with his index finger moving his eyes shiningly: "Wow, cake!" I haven't eaten since you went to Changchuan! Bring me a big one! ”

Wen Zhen put his arms through his real strength, cut off a piece as easily as possible, and handed it to her with a smile, Jun Moxiao took it, his hand sank, and before he could react, he opened his mouth and gnawed: "This cake feels so solid...... Boom. ”

There was a rustle of teeth grinding.

Jun Moxiao paused.

Everyone looked at her in unison, their eyes burning.

After a while, Jun Moxiao opened his mouth with difficulty and spit out a piece of sand, "I said Ah Zhen...... Is Your Highness really here to ask for a reunion...... Isn't it really that he killed his wife in anger...... My beautiful white and hard enough to crack my front teeth in walnuts almost collapsed......"

"Presumably, His Highness was going to hide a ring in it and propose to me," Wen Zhen shrugged, "and then the black-hearted boss coveted the preciousness of the pigeon's eggs and replaced them with sand?" ”

Yan Sui's expression seemed to have suddenly opened the door to a new world.

Wen Zhen regretted it instantly—if he really hid a ring in a certain snack next time, wouldn't she be full of the risk of having her teeth knocked out all the time? Could it be that from now on, every time she eats a mouthful, she will have to dig three feet into the ground with a spoon to find out if she has a ring?

That's too tiring.

"But this idea is really bad, and it is unbearable. It seems that before I came, the dead fat man next door to my house who had no money, no talent and no appearance wanted to use this method to propose......" Wen Zhen seemed to say to himself.

Yan Sui's face found that the expression of the new continent was slightly lighter.

His Royal Highness is the first, and he never wants to be compared with the dead fat house of his next-door neighbor who has no money, no talent and no appearance.

Wen Zhen began to sell the cut cake again, but everyone has become polite now, praising the deliciousness of the cake and thanking them one after another, "Wen Zhen, you are the birthday star today, you should eat more." Look how delicate this cake is. ”

"Oh, today is the anniversary of your first encounter between Your Highness and me. It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, His Highness and I hit it off at first sight, talking about the moon on the roof, and in just a few words I owed a human life and a favor to His Highness, and after a friendly and cordial meeting, His Highness hung me upside down under the eaves of that house, in order to form a perfect symmetry with a dead body opposite...... Do you think I want to eat this cake? ”

“…… Then we suggest that you stop eating it, and put this cake on His Highness's head as a thank you. ”

"Yes, yes, Your Highness is full of heart and hard work to make this cake, and this cake should have been eaten more by His Highness. Your Highness please, please. ”

Yan Sui: "Yi Ren left, I handed a fold to Your Majesty and asked Mrs. Duan for a posthumous seal." Because you slipped away, Yi Xiuding temporarily took the position of the head of the Yi family, but she was a side branch, and several elders of the Yi family who had already moved out of Changchuan suddenly appeared recently, wanting to expel her, and not allowing her to participate in Mrs. Duan's sacrificial ceremony......"

Before he finished speaking, Yi Renli had already raised his eyebrows: "Wow, those old immortals, they were all expelled for mistakes back then, and now the Yi family has fallen, and they want to be powerful?" Leave them alone! "Slapped the whip on his waist, turned around and walked, took a few steps and remembered something, and turned back.

Li Xiao kept looking at him, but when he turned around, Li Xiao turned his head.

Yi Renli said to Wen Zhen: "That ......"

Wen Zhen: "Let's go!" Hack them to death! ”

Laughing: "......"

Yi Ren turned around again, walked two steps and turned back, laughed at him this time, and turned his head to look out the window.

Yi Renli saw her turn her head, but hesitated, opened her mouth and finally closed it, and was about to turn around again, but was kicked on the ass by Wen Zhen, Yi Renli was startled by the kick, and blurted out the words she thought of: "Miss Li, do you want to come with me?" ”

Li Xiao didn't look back, still looking out the window intently, but his cheeks slowly turned red.

Yan Sui looked at it, and suddenly remembered Wen Zhen who had just entered the palace with a little nostalgia, when he often went to her small courtyard to eat, and sometimes looked at her twice, and her face would be so cute and red.

Take a look at the current Hu Sanniang, who is full of black bumps and long hair, and is still pulling Lang in front of him.

Time is really a pig-killing knife......

Yi Renli was still waiting to laugh, and everyone around him looked at him with a smile, waiting for an unsurprising answer. I didn't notice that His Royal Highness King Yi had lightly taken the topic away.

Suddenly, there was a commotion from below.

Wen Zhen went out to look, and saw that on the long street, the guard of honor was swinging out for a long time, hugging a treasure-topped hollow troika in the middle, with ribbons fluttering and hanging in the jewels, which was very gorgeous. On both sides of the street, there were young girls carrying flower baskets, smiling and chasing, and people kept throwing flowers and melons into the carriage.

Xichuan folk customs are relatively romantic, the defense of men and women is not very strict, there is a custom of young men and women giving flowers to each other in spring, and the handsome men walking on the street are also easy to receive the flowers thrown by the girls across the street with a smile, at this moment the girls are wearing the power of the chase and flying, revealing a delicate and delicate jaw, the tip of the ten fingers is holding a rose or peony, but the kodan on the finger is more colorful than the flower.

It's really a beautiful and romantic scene, much more romantic and beautiful than lard and iron eggs.

Wen Zhen's eyes fell on the person in the carriage, the man leaned on the carriage, his slender fingers from time to time in the air, and then grabbed an iris or peach blossom, which attracted the cheers of the girls under the carriage, chasing the carriage all the way, sprinkling silver bell-like laughter and thin red and soft flowers, and such a chic young man, and born young and young, black hair like clouds, a touch of eyebrows delicate and gorgeous, the carriage was full of flowers, all of which were discolored under his appearance.

Wen Zhen felt that he was about to lose his face.

This beautiful boy who is swaggering all over the street, exuding "I'm handsome, I'm very sassy, I'm golden, I'm unparalleled", isn't Yi Ming?

I really didn't expect her to be in such a style in Xichuan.

She subconsciously looked at Li Xiao, Li Xiao stood motionless by the window, had long forgotten to answer Yi Renli's question, half of her face was hidden in the shadow of the window lattice, there seemed to be a glittering light under her eyes, and a long gaze subconsciously followed the BMW incense car.

Yi Renli couldn't wait for an answer for a long time, and approached in confusion, looking to see it, Wen Zhen suddenly grabbed a ball of cake and threw it in his face, "Hey, it's time to smash the cake!" ”

The ball of cake smashed on Yi Renli's tall nose, and with a bang, Yi Renli made an ouch, and his nose bleeded.

Wen Zhen: "......"

I'm sorry, I wanted to save the young man's glass heart, but I forgot that this cake is so iron......

Yi Renli glared at her sadly and went to the store to find water to wash his face. Wen Zhen's guards are also upstairs, Geng Guang is a simple man, Chen Xiaotian is a clever ghost, one thinks that the boss has to listen to what he says, and if he smashes the cake, he will smash the cake, and the other sees Wen Zhen's intention as if he wants to diverge something, and they are very cooperative, plus a Jun Moxiao who loves to coax everything, the three of them grabbed a handful of cakes and began to smash them, but they didn't dare to smash them at people, for fear of smashing people's lives, so they smashed at the table and the ground window, and for a while, the cake comparable to an iron egg smashed out the effect of a meteor hammer, Wen Zhen heard that Tan Tan laughed and dodged in the meteor shower, Wen Zhen shouted at Jun Mo Xiao while facing the rain of bullets: "Remember to bring the pot next time......

Suddenly, a meteor egg swished past the window and smashed into the crowd below, Wen Zhen said: "Oh no! ”

Yan Sui was far away, his eyebrows raised, and his fingers flicked, but after all, he was a step slower, and only flicked the bottom cake of the cream cake down, and the lard still fell.

Wen Zhen rushed over to look, and saw that the cake had crossed the horses, the crowd, the green cover of the treasure top, and the snow-white silk curtain with great precision...... Accurately smashed on the jade crown on the head of Yi Mingyi, the most romantic head of the Yi family in the city, and broke the thin hosta with a click, Yi Ming's black hair poured down, causing the women on both sides to cheer, thinking that it was another silent amazing performance by the head of the family, but from Wen Zhen's condescending angle, he only saw a ball of snow-white lard mixed with a little burnt yellow cake on the top of his black hair, like a classic seaweed poached egg that laughed at the slightest talent for cooking......

Wen Zhen mourned for a second for Yi Ming's style and hair today.

Lard is difficult to wash.

What's more, with Yi Ming's shrewdness, if the cake really hits her head, she may find out and wait for others, but fortunately, Yan Sui was vigilant and bounced off the cake underneath, otherwise she would have been exposed in minutes.

But now Wen Zhen still feels insecure, and Yi Ming is as shrewd as a ghost.

The moment the lard iron egg hit the top of Yi Ming's head, she retracted with a smile, but I don't know why, her retraction action was a little muddy, and below, Yi Ming, who was suddenly attacked, touched the top of his head, touched the greasy hand, and raised his head in amazement.

Wen Zhen could have quickly pulled Li Xiao away at that moment, but he didn't move.

The feelings of others must be respected, whether right or wrong. Li Xiao didn't want to leave the window and wanted to take a look at Yi Ming more, so she had no right to pull her away for her own safety.

Fortunately, Li Xiao has always been reasonable, and hurriedly refitted while retracting, Wen Zhen also left the window, but he didn't dare to be optimistic. Looking down from the blind corner of the window, Yi Ming's guards were very vigilant because of this terrifying attack, and drew their knives to go up to the restaurant to check.

Yi Ming raised his hand to signal that he didn't have to, stood up, took the cloth towel handed by the attendant, wiped his hair, and put on a hood, then smiled: "Presumably whoever has no intention of making a mistake, don't make a fuss." Don't freak people out. ”

Her captain of the guard was about to speak, but she pointed to her head and smiled, "Who will assassinate me with lard and pastry?" ”

The captain of the guard said indignantly: "Throwing you with such filth is also a great crime of disrespecting the history of assassination!" ”

Yi Ming said with a smile: "The lard is precious, and the pastries are not cheap, so I am willing to hit me with this, which shows that our Xichuan is now rich in things and the people are happy, this is the merit and glory of my assassin history, I should only rejoice, why be angry?" ”

She smiled brightly, without the anger of being attacked, and without the embarrassment of being splashed with lard, soft and tolerant, and her bearing was extraordinary, and the people on both sides of the street were a little worried because of this sudden incident, and when they heard this, they all began to cheer.

Immediately, there were women dancing for her on the street, singers singing for her, scholars praising in the wind, old men sighing that they finally met the master, and storytellers said that they wanted to make it into legends.

Wen Zhen had a good ear, and clearly heard someone downstairs: "It is said that this head of the family is not in the right position, and he assassinated his father and imprisoned his brother to eliminate dissidents and mutilate his compatriots, and now look, such a glorious character, impossible, impossible!" ”

A woman immediately said: "Yes, he looks so good, how can he be a bad person!" ”

There are also humanitarians: "What does it have to do with whether a person is good or not and whether he is beautiful or not?" There is no wind and no waves, and the rumors are not necessarily unreasonable. ”

There are also humanitarians: "Don't you hear that everyone is piling up gold and destroying bones? This must be all rumors spread by political opponents who assassinate history, thanks to your own hearts and distinguish between right and wrong. ”

At that moment, some people began to count the various benevolent policies after the assassination history, and it was obvious that this should be the childcare arranged by Yi Ming.

Wen Zhen shook his head and sighed.

Yi Ming is really a character, no wonder it only took long to gain a firm foothold. I really don't miss the opportunity to win the hearts of the people all the time, and I am well versed in the essence of marketing, and I don't even let go of the use value of my own face.

At this time, Yi Ming turned around, and Wen Zhen suddenly saw a small flower pinned to her chest, which was really inconspicuous on her incense cart full of flowers at the moment, but Yi Ming wore it so preciously.

The variety of the flower is not like Xichuan's, it looks a bit like a dried flower from a distance, Wen Zhen seems to have seen this kind of purple and heavy flower in Tang Muzhi's love letter to Yan Sui.

She subconsciously glanced at it and smiled.

Li Xiao didn't find the flower, she stood straight on a top to see the bottom, but she couldn't see the dead corner above, and muttered to her a little distractedly: "She's like this, her demeanor is very good, she never cares about people, only when I am bullied, she will come out......"

As soon as she turned her head, she suddenly woke up when she met Wen Zhen's gaze, her face turned pale, and she said loudly: "...... It's been so hypocritical! ”

Wen Zhen almost laughed angrily.

Then she began to have a headache, because Yi Renli had already washed his face and walked over quietly, judging from his demeanor, he had seen the scene just now.

Li Xiao turned his head and saw Yi Renli, he was stunned, a trace of helplessness and embarrassment floated on his face, and then looked at Yi Ming, who was coquettish below, a trace of hatred flashed in his eyes, and suddenly reached out and pulled out a dog's tail grass from the crack in the wall outside the window, and threw it at Yi Ming.

Wen Zhen: "......"

Auntie, your hatred is really murderous.

Fortunately, the fluttering dog's tail grass, mixed with the flowers flying everywhere, was really inconspicuous, and it didn't even fall on Yi Ming, and when it was about to fall on her shoulder, it was taken away by the guards behind her.

Wen Zhen breathed a sigh of relief.

Before he could finish his breath, he saw a bench smashing down on Yi Ming's head diagonally in the restaurant next door.

Wen Zhen: "!! ”

Just thinking about which strong man was so clever and did what she wanted to do but couldn't, she suddenly reacted, looked back, and sure enough, Yi Ren was gone.

Wen Zhen was going to laugh angrily again.

Well, I still know that I have to go to the restaurant next door and smash the bench again.

As soon as the bench was smashed, there was an uproar underneath, the crowd dispersed, the guards made a move, the sword light shone, and several swords intertwined and instantly twisted the bench into a pile of wood slag.

The guards shouted, "There are assassins! Then he rushed up to the restaurant to chase after him.

Yi Ming smiled and said, "Come back, you don't have to chase it." ”

The leader of the guards said urgently: "Assassin Shi, this person has a bad assassination behavior on the street......

Yi Ming smiled and said, "Have you ever seen anyone who assassinated and threw the bench on the street and couldn't throw it accurately?" ”

The guard was speechless, and Yi Ming said again: "Leave two people to see if the father is injured, and if there are injuries, remember to send them to the hospital and leave the bereavement pension." Let's go. ”

These words immediately attracted a sound of praise, Yi Ming just smiled, waved his hand to the people, and turned to get into the car.

It's just that when she got into the car, she suddenly tilted her head slightly and looked at the second floor of the restaurant.

------Off topic------

Asking for a monthly pass is also a technical job.

I think that in order to get a monthly pass, I rolled, howled, 360 degrees of Thomas maneuver, paired pairs, wrote love letters, and even wrote pagoda poems.

Now that I'm old, if I don't move, I can only hold a lard iron egg cake in the cold wind when my butt is bitten, and the dog tail grass is inserted on the cake to pay tribute to my monthly passes who have ruthlessly left me......