Chapter 250: Happy Birthday, Pig
This is really an outlier in the dynasty, and there are endless voices of jealousy and envy for a while, but fortunately, Wen Zhen has not returned to Tianjing yet, otherwise the days will surely be endless wave after wave.
The emperor tasted the sweetness in the matter of recovering Changchuan, and said that he would wait for Wen Zhen to return and celebrate with a feast, and then moved his mind to Xichuan, wanting to work the Xichuan Mutual Aid League.
The Freemason League is a big bandit gang that has been entrenched in Xichuan for many years, and Xichuan asks for money and food from the imperial court every year in the name of this. I asked for money and food every year, but the bandits still couldn't finish it. On the first day Wen Zhen entered the palace, he heard the emperor and his ministers discussing the affairs of the Freemasonry, and the Freemason is still coquettish.
Yi Yanran is very thick-skinned, in the almost independent gate valve, only he maintains the greatest respect and loyalty to the royal family on the surface, and will symbolically raise a tax every year, but that tax has made the court pay a great price - the Xichuan Yi family is loyal to my emperor's obedient tax baby, and the adults in the family naturally have to respond to the baby's needs in a timely manner, such as the Freemason, which harassed the baby very uneasy, Shu Huang gave some money to some soldiers to suppress bandits.
Of course, you can ignore it, but the emperor needs that tax to maintain the dignity of the court and the royal decency, and to maintain the false control of the family, no matter what. If you want it, you have to pinch your nose and be the big one.
Now that Changchuan has been recovered, the imperial court is full of confidence, and is ready to take a good look at the Masonic League of the baby's family, what is going on.
Originally, this job was still Yan Sui's, and it didn't bother the two masters, and the will was supposed to be delivered when Yan Sui came back from Changchuan and passed through Xichuan, but the person who delivered the decree got lost and went to Cangnan.
This road is very strange, and I can't ask anyone to take the blame.
Yan Sui ignored it, he wanted to chase his wife, and whoever likes to do it will do it.
Yan Sui's fingers tapped on the table, and his eyes narrowed slightlyβI heard that the prince was stimulated by his new honor guard, and asked to lead the troops to suppress the bandits.
Over there, Wen Zhen was busy gluing the pimples, and said angrily: "Not yet." β
The pimple on her face slowly fell off after leaving Changchuan, but there was still some left, concentrated in the middle of the person, and it looked like the Japanese devil's Ren Danhu, so she would rather continue to stick to the stars.
Not long after leaving Changchuan, she discovered the secret of the glass beads, that is, the hidden props of the green mantis knife, the bead that saw the ghost was actually a worm, Wen Zhen highly suspected that it was the real magic weapon of the Duan family, and he usually put jewelry on the green mantis knife, but it was actually a big drug lord.
Then she found out that this drug lord is a big-bellied man, he eats everything, and he likes poison the most, that's for sure, this guy also likes the breath secreted by people in anger and anxiety, and every time someone goes berserk, this guy rushes over and sucks a lot, and after sucking, his eyes are shaking, and he has the same effect as an addict.
Most people will secrete some substances when they are in negative emotions, which are the snacks that this guy likes to eat, so the existence of this guy itself will cause emotional turmoil in people, Wen Zhen suspects that staying by this thing for a long time will cause the host to be irritable and go crazy, which is the reason for the extinction of the Duan family.
Therefore, Mrs. Duan did not learn martial arts, cultivated her mind, and had a calm temper, she would rather suppress her nature, but also let this thing not absorb nutrients and not be troubled, and honestly be a green mantis knife ornament.
She also thought about throwing this worm, firstly, it seems that Mrs. Duan used some means to make this worm recognize its master, and throwing it may not be useful; Second, only when the balls are full and in a good mood, lick her, her pimples will fall.
At the beginning, she controlled her emotions and didn't give Dan Dan a chance to affect herself, and the pimple never went off.
Later, because she helped a girl solve the scumbag, she found that Dandan's experience in finding the scum in the crowd was quite experienced, and on a whim, she opened a bun shop with her friends and began to look for scumbags.
And in the process of being punished, the scumbags inevitably yelled, angry and frightened, so Dandan's full food, in a good mood, licked her pimples very attentively, and saw that her face recovered most of it, Dandan's food was eaten, Wen Zhen's irritable mood was relieved, and there was no need to worry about going crazy every day, Wen Zhen was very ambitious, and wanted to simply make a big vote, and thousands of people's grievances were eaten by Dandan, I don't know if it will be upgraded to become a dragon egg.
Although the scumbags shouted when they were eaten by the balls, so that some rumors of human meat bun shops were spread by passers-by, Wen Zhen felt that this was not a problem, and even achieved the effect she wanted, such as the local head snake, some people from the Freemasonry, didn't they come to the door?
To sum up, the existence of DanDan is a difficult proposition to solve. can detoxify and disperse poison, can bewitch her and can also go mad into others, very easy to use and very pit, so Wen Zhen is also complicated in his heart, he doesn't know whether to love or hate Mrs. Duan, and Mrs. Duan is also very complicated about her, so all the actions of this strange woman are intertwined with madness and calmness, both friend and foe, pit her and help her, leaving such a thing for her in the end I don't know if it's good or bad, Wen Zhen remembered that she had to be fine every minute.
On the other side, Yan Sui asked her, "Why do you want to run?" Something to do with this bead? As he spoke, he had already grabbed the ball, and his fingers were so hard that he was about to pinch and explode.
Wen Zhen hurriedly snatched the balls, "Don't pinch my eggs!" β
A man passed by and looked back at her in surprise.
Wen Zhen: "......"
Yan Sui was very dissatisfied: "You came out with me, and you didn't look at me directly, but you looked at this monster several times." β
Wen Zhen: "Your Excellency, do you remember how I came out with you?" β
Dandan angrily jumped into the drink.
Yan Sui turned the wine glass, and was about to speak thoughtfully, when a man entered the restaurant, passed by the two of them, saw half of Wen Zhen's face, and laughed: "Where did you come from...... Not. β
Before he finished speaking, Yan Sui raised his hand, and the wine that had been bathed by Dandans poured into the man's gaping mouth with a bang.
After a while, the man ran out of the restaurant screaming, and his friends didn't stop him.
Wen Zhen said lazily: "Why are you splashing him, I'm already ugly now." Ask me a question, if my face really doesn't look good, can you accept it? β
Yan Sui looked at it for a moment: "No." β
Wen Zhen: "Ha! Big pig's trotters! β
"You fix the pimples on your face, two by two, and it's fine."
Wen Zhen: "...... I retract the personal attack I just made. β
Yan Sui raised his hand, as if he was going to do something, and suddenly someone came over, it was two women dressed as maids, one maid was holding a tray, and the brass lid on the tray was covered with a dish, which looked quite precious, and the other maid was shy to Yan Sui, and said in a loud voice: "This son." My lady is born today, so I choose a guest to give a gift. This dish is the famous dish of Lao Beng Huaizhu in my lady's house, and it is not served as dine-in in this building, but my young lady instructed the cook to make it today, and asked my son to taste it fresh. β
This maid seems to be shy, but she is articulate, and her words are faintly proud to show off, but it is not obvious.
Wen Zhen held his chin and sneered, "I still don't take back what I said just now." β
Men are big pigs' trotters.
Yan Sui is still a big pig's trotter that attracts bees and butterflies.
There are encounters everywhere, and there are many young masters and sons in this full house, so they chose him to deliver food, which is really a coincidence.
Another maid brought the dish up, lifted the lid, and a mandarin fish soup in a white porcelain plate was golden and red, thick and beautiful, and the aroma was intoxicating.
The maid stepped forward and gently uncovered the belly of the fish with silver chopsticks, and there were a few golden "pearls" hidden in the belly of the fish. There are guests around to look at it, and they are all amazed, all of them are really extraordinary, the maid is slightly colorful, and Yanran said: "My chef is good at 'stuffed vegetables', fried with mandarin fish on both sides into golden brown, pigeon eggs are boiled and put into the belly of mandarin fish, and then seasoned to make this dish." The fish belly hides pearls, the color head is good, the taste is also very good, please use it. β
She leaned slightly sideways and saluted the seat opposite, where it was evident that the young lady was there.
Yan Sui didn't even glance at the dish, but Wen Zhen looked at it and said with a smile: "Thank you for the food." β
The maid's face changed, and she said coldly: "What does it have to do with you to give it to this son?" β
ββ¦β¦ It's just that this dish is too shabby, right? Wen Zhen followed up with the second half of the sentence. Then I was satisfied to see the maid's face change.
"What did you say?"
Wen Zhen's chopsticks tapped the plate. I'm about to make a big move.
Although the big pig's trotters attract bees and butterflies, she is invincible.
Suddenly, a crisp voice said: "Hey, such an old clam Huaizhu, I'm embarrassed to show off, is the young lady of this family Miss Wang Chunhua of the old man Wang Daniu's family in Guazigou Wangjia Village, Hutouling?" The maids of Li Xiucai's family in Fork Lane, Guan County, can't look down on, and Miss Wang Chunhua is rare. β
There was a sound on the floor, and the bigfoot pieces kicked and kicked, and two little girls came up, also dressed as maids, one on each side, squeezed the two maids away, and said to Wen Zhen: "Miss! β
Wen Zhen's lips curled, yo, her maids are here.
Caiyun Caisang squeezed the two maids away, and the two maids said angrily: "Who are you, you dare to be so rude!" β
Cai Sang rolled his eyes and said: "Everyone is a maid, who is more noble than whom?" You are a maid, so naturally I should be a maid to talk to you, stay away from our young lady! β
The two maids blushed, and one of them glanced at Wen Zhen with disdain: "This ugly girl is also equipped with maids?" β
Caiyun said: "Your young lady can have a maid like you, why can't my young lady have such an excellent maid as us?" β
Wen Zhen smiled, leaned back comfortably, and prepared to watch the play.
Caiyun Caisang was born an embroidery girl, or a high-end kind, she often goes in and out of wealthy families, she has seen the world and not to mention, she is still an embroidery girl who has done great things!
I've made trouble, set fires, and kidnapped county officials!
Cai Sang said impatiently: "You are not convinced to say that you have not seen the world." It's really funny to laugh at stuffed vegetables, do you know what stuffed vegetables are? How many kinds of stuffed dishes have you eaten? I won't talk about more, just take the menu on the house of Mr. Li Xiucai, a private school in Dachazi Lane, Guan County, and ask you a few words - can crab stuffed oranges be made? Have you ever heard of Lianfang Fish Bun? Do you know how to eat bamboo shoots in shell? Do you know about simmered winter melon? β
The maid's face changed greatly when she heard this, but she was happy at the last sentence, and hurriedly said, "I know the simmering winter melon!" It is to peel the winter melon and simmer it in broth......"
"Wrong!" Cai Sang snorted, startling the two maids.
"Teach you a way, go back and tell you Miss Wang Chunhua of Wang Daniu's family in Wangjia Village, Hutouling Guazigou, the old winter melon cut off the top cover, remove the pulp, and use one and a half pounds of Chizhou Chunjiang fat duck meat, add wine, sauce, plums, and all kinds of spices to blend, and stuff it into the melon. Then use fine bamboo to split the silk to embed the winter melon firmly, bury it in the ash pile, spread it with fine bran until the winter melon is half cut, and then bury the melon with the ash of fire in the stove, the ash of the best silver silk charcoal, this is the simmering winter melon, simmer until the aroma is dissipated before eating...... Trouble, right? Trouble is right, trouble is what people do, understand? β
Cai Sang gushed endlessly, and Cai Yun smiled: "If you haven't seen the world, you should study hard, half a bottle of water is still thinking about the west, and you don't have to laugh off your teeth." I will teach you another method of shelled bamboo shoots, choose the kind of bamboo shoots that are short, fat and tender, and have brown and yellow skin, dig from the big head, and add ......"
The door of the seat suddenly opened, and a woman wearing a hat walked out, walked past a few people, glanced at the two maids coldly, and said, "Haven't you lost enough ugliness?" Make your own assertions, flirtatiously show off, and don't apologize to this son and retire? β
The two maids hurriedly saluted Yan Sui with tears, Yan Sui never paid attention to passers-by, only waved his hand, but the woman didn't speak, the two maids were half-squatting, and they didn't dare to get up, Wen Zhen looked at it interestingly, thinking that this young lady seemed to be generous and reasonable, but she lightly gave the pot to the maid's back, and obviously offended herself, but the ceremony was still to Yan Sui, it was really a good white lotus that was not stained by the mud.
The woman didn't wake up for a long time, and the two maids didn't dare to get up, but they still couldn't look at Caisang, pulled the person along, and said, "This son didn't care about you, what are you doing squatting?" If you want me to say, you can figure it out! Not all masters are worthy of allegiance! But also, where can I find someone as good as our young lady? β
Wen Zhen smiled, seeing that the woman in the hat didn't seem to understand Cai Sang's finger scolding Huai at all, he felt interesting, and asked with a smile: "May I ask the name of the young lady?" β
The woman turned to her and replied lightly, "Wang Chunhua." β
Cai Sang: "......"
After the woman finished answering this sentence, she didn't look back, and the two maids hurriedly followed, Wen Zhen poked her head out, and saw that there were a large number of guards underneath to follow her, and got into a carriage that was unmarked, seemingly very low-key, and decorated with extremely elaborate materials.
Because of the woman's last answer, Wen Zhen felt a little interesting, and also became interested, thinking that this person must not have a low status in Xichuan, and he obviously has a lot of city government after showing favor and humiliation, looking at this posture, isn't it the descendant of the Xichuan Yi family? Is it Yi Ming's sister or cousin?
Before she could lean back, the bamboo curtain above her head to block the light was lowered, and she almost hit her head with a click, and at the same time, the bamboo curtain of the window next to her was also lowered, Wen Zhen turned around in amazement, and saw that the hall was suddenly dark.
For a moment, she almost thought she was acting in a ghost movie.
Then she was startled, kicked the table, and at the same time grabbed Caiyun Caisang with both hands from memory - there are assassins! Kick over the table to block the attack, and then throw the two maids who don't know martial arts into the corner!
The table slammed, didn't kick, but shook her toes, Caiyun Caisang screamed at this time, and she dragged her under the table-
"Happy birthday pig, happy birthday pigβ"
The voice sounded suddenly, Wen Zhen looked back, and almost shouted out the name of her dead friend - in this vast world, who else would celebrate her birthday like this?
Then she reacted, this song is not right, only the words are spoken, but there is no tune of the happy birthday song, the voice is also man's, and more importantly, she doesn't remember the exact date of her birthday, but it is definitely not spring!
She stood blankly in the darkness, with a soft "click" in front of her eyes, and the fire lit up.
In the firelight, Yan Sui, whose face was dark, pressed his hands on the table and saved his hair in time - he really kicked Wen Zhen hard, and he was going to invite his robe to eat as soon as the table was dished.
The two maids were all dazed, and were stuffed under the table, shivering like a pair of quails.
The rest of the sporadic guests also looked confused, and someone looked outside, looked at the candlelight, and muttered, "It's not dark yet......"
But Xiao Er came up and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, someone has just chartered our restaurant, and please move, the guest said, disturbed you Yaxing, I'm really sorry, today's wine and food money is all his, thank you." β
Everyone looked at each other, and when they heard that the free order was over, they went downstairs one after another, and soon the restaurant was empty.
Wen Zhen only stared at the candlelight.
The candlelight gradually approached, but it was the shopkeeper and the guy of the restaurant, pushing a small cart over, and the cart was ...... A birthday cake.
Wen Zhen was dumbfounded.
------Off topic------
A few days ago, I went to Xiamen, because my mother wanted to watch a concert, in order to facilitate the whole family with the children, but before departure, my father's waist twisted, my son coughed, and I became a coolie in Xiamen for a few days. The number of words in these days will not be much, because the waist twist will not be good for a day, and the coughing sound at home needs to be appeased, every autumn and winter Jiangsu here is very difficult, the free shipping area has no advantage in addition to free shipping, the college entrance examination abuse and crying dog, the winter is obviously wet and cold, even a heating can not be obtained.
Ah, obviously I didn't break the change when I went out, and I didn't stop the change when I was busy taking care of the family, why didn't I get my monthly pass, this is a world that I don't love......